/k/ guest stars on The X-Files

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>>32712382
noisy cricket

>>32712382
Obrez loaded with API. When the round keyholes and does its thing, it leaves holes with a diameter of approximately 4 feet. Since ayys are only about 4 feet tall to start with, they'll be removed from existence when I blat them with my gat, which is great for plausible deniability.

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>>32712382
>10.5" .500 Magnum
Not taking any chances on becoming another redshirt.

>>32712382
An SBRed Draco set up as an AIMR and on a sling under my Romanian wool great coat

>>32712382

Firearms are rendered inoperable on several different occasions by the ayys through the course of the series

Next week we might be balls deep in some spooky cryptids though. 1911. Not even a fan boy I just feel like it's appropriate for a government agent hunting El Chupacabra when you could still smoke in offices

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>fitz special 7.62x25mm glock
HIGH SPEED
LOW DRAG

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>>32712409
Damn, I came here to post this. FPBP.

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If the situation permits or I'm fortunate enough to play a Syndicate mook, Colt DOE SMG. Otherwise, probably a P228 with a light.

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Peace through superior firepower.

>>32712488
That frame, literally looks like shit

Like
How could someone like that?

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>>32712382
Its obvious

>>32712488
>no trigger guard

>>32712596
You could at least post an actual one instead of decent looking airshit.

>>32712382
>sidearm
I always wondered why muldog and sculbaby didn't roll around with heavier fire power, isn't it better to have and not need then to need and not have? They've been in plenty of situations where they could have at least had an smg at least.

>>32712629

I got it of the mg wiki

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>>32712673
It doesn't take much to kill greys.

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>>32712695
ayys*

I'd go with a 6906 because 90s.

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>>32712695
bounty hunters could only be killed by this spike to the base of the neck into the brain. it was never explained hy a gunsht to the same are would not work. x files was all over the place with their aliens and mulder's sister and got really ridiculous when the supersoldiers came.

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>>32712714
>>32712718

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semi automatic short barrel 12 gauge, preferably magazine fed

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>>32712382
45mm Colt Koch by Glock & Wesson

>>32712673
They're feild agents trying to gather evidence and clues leading to whatever they're investigating, not running and gunning down ayys. Last I recall, most people are kinda scarred if 2 governmet agents walk up asking about your husband's dissaperance, and they both have an smg on their hip. Also, his work was always under scrutiny by the FBI, so I don't think they'd give him an MP5.

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>>32712382

>>32712912
>thissssss
I'd be the chill mountain guide/forest ranger/town sheriff. Boots and jeans, good ol boy style.

>>32712382
Zorg ZF-1 Pod Weapon

>>32712913
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8WXWL_eZH0

S&W 1006

Ayys don't stand a chance against 10mm

>>32712382
>/k/ guest stars on the X-Files
I can imagine the episode now...

>Wierd shit it happening, and they send in the FBI
>people being torn apart in a remote town in the North-West
>Mulder and Scully find out about crazy militia in the town
>they call themselves "The Disciples of the Kube"
>they begin to investigate closer
>these guys are fucking nuts, muttering in broken Russian and always talking about "nuggets"
>they're about to full waco on the group because they must be chopping people up with their giant cold steel knives
>when they hear about a murder that just happened, on the other side of town
>the same time they learn about it they see /k/ gearing up to roll out
>they charge in and arrest them all because the crazy militia is surprisingly non-violent
>Mulder and Scully investigate while local police pat themselves on back
>turns out that it's actually a bunch of monsters that have been killing people
>And the Disciples of the Kube have been hunting the Cryptids this whole time
>with the FBI's help they find the nest and wipe it out together in a massive battle


>TL;DR - Mulder, Scully, and /k/, team up to fight cryptids and protect America!
Someone get Hollywood on the phone, we need to make this!

>>32712382

10mm Glock 20

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>>32712382
Under my buttoned rip away suit is an m69 flak vest, some skivvies, and I'm wearing jungle boots.

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Desert eagle in .50 Ayy Eliminator

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>>32712382
Glock 17 with a Trijicon RMR and possibly a light.

I don't think the compensated model would play well with having an optic.

>>32714379
If they want something flashy they could get one of those custom slides.

>>32714342
Whats a Icyurael?

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Easily P228.

>>32714607

It's a Japanesu way of writing Israel.

>>32712382

Doesn't matter, I'll die to the ayy to make it seem scary and ratchet up the tension and make the main characters look better when they defeat it.

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>>32712382
Remove grays.

>>32713611
is that a Sikh's knife...?

>>32712555
good taste.

As to your question OP.

The best late 80s technology can be put on my mp5 and 80s black gear.

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>>32714899
nice find. thanks

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This.

>>32712382
>Character is slightly greasy looking skinnyfat who is good natured but socially awkward
>Fast friends with 110% corn fed 6ft redneck
>/k/yle has a pistol AK on a one point sling underneath a hoodie
>Makes Mulder shit a brick when he pulls it out of thin air
>Later whips out a G3 battle rifle to slot more ayys
>Redneckanon has a gp100 or 686 and a 3.5" chamber wood stocked Remington 870
>It breaks at a pivotal moment because remshit

There was an episode where Mulder called a magazine a clip.

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Ideally something like this

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>>32712382
former agent like mulder who saw too much shit and now hunts monsters of the week in my spare time. primarily the flukeman

>>32714899
>.38 super in a sea of revolvers

>>32712718
Scully killed one of the Bounty hunters by shooting in the back of the neck

>>32712382

Seeing as the aliens were vulnerable to magnetite, one of the most common ores on the planet (seriously, this was Signs levels of cosmic idiocy), I just fill my shotgun with bits of rock.

>>32712673

Fox carried a second pistol on his ankle. I think it was a PPK?

>>32712688

That doesn't make you less sad fampai.

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>>32712382
The only real choice as bullets are useless against the hybrids.

>>32714899
>Hey guys should all the guns face the same way?
>naw, there's some years that are more important.
>what's important about them?
>it's the years I did anal

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>>32714294
This. Gen2 with 275gr +P+++.

>>32712382
>Implying I'm not the weird creature they came to investigate

>>32720236
is 10mm a meme???????????????

>>32713820
Heheh that'd be pretty awesome. Then shit hits the fan and you find some frag 12 rounds because it's t.v. and it'd be fucking dope in a semi-sbs

>>32712382
Given how often the aliens disable guns it boggles my mind that mulder doesn't keep a bow or crossbow in his trunk.

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It's technically a pistol.

>>32712382
I'd just kidnap Scully

>>32721955
She was frequently the damsel in distress. I wouldn't worry about what gun, I'd just worry about holding onto whatever gun I had. Mulder and Scully lost their sidearms a lot. Anyone remember the ep with the fat eating guy who dated heavy women? Scully left her gun next to the one he didn't kill at the end to get first aid equipment in the bathroom only to find out the creep was hiding in the tub. Dude got to feel Scully's heel in his leg but she was going to lose the fight until the fat chick shot him with Scully's gun. That was whatever season they had 1076s, which looked huge in Gillian Anderson' s hands.

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>>32712382
this with 3 mags full of incendiary/ thv/ ABC 9mm

>>32717511
what was your classification?

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I feel as though nobody pays me attention and I want the ayys to love my second penis as I slay them with it. Hence I would have a P226 Equinox. Also Swiss or gtfo

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>>32712382
The same way as one kommando did a Tokerev for ayy protection. Don't have the cap 8spooky for me

>>32712382
G19

>>32724706
classified

>>32714045
Only if the monsters are the skinfuckers.

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>>32712382
any of the guns they used in the show would be fine. they had a pretty good selection, and accurate to the FBI in the 90s. Very Michael mann feeling to their accuracy
>smith and wesson auto series
>sigs
>glocks
earlier seasons werent as accurate but the show was still new. Id keep a regular 9mm or .40 on me with a back up .32 walther like Mulder, and a trunk full of other guns.

>>32715144
damn, I just had this long reverie while looking t your pic about how much it would have changed warfare if land covered 70% of the earth's surface instead of water.

To keep it on topic, I'd use a .357 magnum revolver. Gotta keep muh stoppin powah if I'm shooting at something with an unfamiliar anatomy.

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>>32715069
> Das it mane

Also the Hailstorm.

>>32728080
>tfw navies would be practically non-existent

>>32714946
You've never watched the show, have you?

>>32712409
the implications to the level of trolling this would entail are most enjoyable.

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>>32712382
ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTE.

Godwyn Pattern .998 Bolter, if we can do fictional guns.

The one thing I hated about the X-Files was the "LOL ayys control the government." If this were the case, humanity would be FUCKED.
>Black Oil laced vaccines for the military.
>Then forced vaccines for civvies.
>Then repeat for every country on Earth.