>home intruder knocks on your door >peek through the peephole

>>32708436
>home intruder knocks on your door
>peek through the peephole
>can't see anything, peephole blocked
>120mm shell suddenly comes through the peephole and into your face
>it was actually a tank
>you didn't put anti-tank defenses in your lawn

Step it up /k/

>>32708486
Fucking casuals, amirite?

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doggo ear muffs, ur muv ohpee

>>32708436
I don't open the door unless I know them. Use common sense

>ajar
who the fuck uses this word?

>>32709352
Those who aren't illiterate, faggot. Read a book for once.

>>32709397
just say open.

>>32709422
but ajar implies it isn't supposed to be open

>>32708436

>answering the door at all when you're not expecting company

It's only a matter of time before you do this and Jamal, Tyrone, and Quantavius run a train on your white boy ass.

When they're filling your bleeding, stretched asshole with negro cum, remember I warned you.

So...you don't have a chain lock on your door for that exact reason....?

Literally makes this entire point null.

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>>32709445
>not magdumping people through the door with pic when they use the normal doorbell instead of the secret pressure activated bell under the welcome mat

>>32709546
HIT THE NIGGA WIT DA DRACO
DRACO
DRACO
DRACO

>>32708436 (OP)
>home intruder knocks on your door
>peek through the peephole
>someone suspect, you ignore your throbbing erection and grab your flashbang before answering the door
>open ever so slightly and ask what he wants
>he shoulders the door ajar and you throw out the flashbang
>he is completely discombobulated and you then tie him up
>you proceed to your bedroom, where you and your wife gang rape him with your suspiciously large dragon dildo collection, he cries like a faggot
>afterward you pet your cat in front of him
>you then beat him to death in self defense

ftfy, you clearly don't understand /k/ommandos

>>32709546
This technique will probably also end in you being filled to the brim with nigger jizz.

>>32709701
That would be in a different setting than the comfort of your own home.

So which is worse: getting raped at home, or getting raped in prison?

>>32708436
Don't open the door, retard. You can talk through doors until they identify themselves. If you don't like what you hear or get a bad feeling DON'T OPEN THE DOOR. You don't have to open it, this isn't hard.

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>>32709683

>>32709722

Being raped at home with your collection of firearms and other weapons at your disposal makes you a bigger pussy. That wasn't really your question but take from it what you will.

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>>32709683
This guy gets it.

>>32709769
that's a good point
also to be considered would one's ability to distance himself from the event. if it happened in your home, you would be reminded of it every day and would probably want to move unless you found a really good therapist to help you get over it. If it's in prison, it would probably be easier to move on from

>>32709683
This

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>>32709683
I have this recurring daydream

>anon and ms anon are having date night
>anon has accidentally left door unlocked
>burglar wanders into anon and pic related
>moment of stunned silence
>anon and ms anon grab guns and tell burglar to freeze
>the fuzzy pink handcuffs are right there
>by the time they go on, impulses beyond human control are taking over
>by the time the ball gag goes on to Mr burglar, it is abundantly clear that the police will not be called

>>32709908
hahaha fuckin hell
this is what /k/ is really about

>>32709422
there are various amounts of "open". "Ajar" specifically means slightly open.

That's what security screen doors are for.

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>>32708436
>not answering the door with your own flashbang

http://www.lockharttactical.com/category/product/8569321-defense-less-lethal-flash-bang-grenade

>>32710725
I thought flashbangs were DDs?

>>32710725
>>32710876
I was under that impression as well

>>32708436
>>open ever so slightly and ask what he wants

i don't think so

who opens their door like this ?

>>32708436
>The one criminal with a flashbang in the entire United States knocks on your door
>You have a door chain that wasn't installed by an incompetent and it keeps him from opening the door wide enough to throw properly
>The flashbang bounces off the frame and lands at his feet, he panics and then falls off your porch trying to run away
>Splits his head open on the concrete of your front walk
>You sit on the step asking him how he could possibly have thought this was a good idea after restraining him and then calling the cops and an amberlamps

>>32710725
>1331.75 for 25
way cheaper than in counter strike

>>32711051
As long as it's less than 4 oz of explosive...

>>32711647
Sorry, 1/4 oz...

>>32709352
discombobulated was the one i hear pretty infrequently

anyway i have redundant camera systems and an intercom, i don't open the door.

>>32710725
does this one repeatedly yell EH interspersed with SORRY, EH?

>>32708436
>open ever so slightly and ask what he wants
This right here is where you fucked up OP. Why the fuck would you open your door for a stranger. I don't even do that in white upper middle class suburbia. That's the real best defense

>>32708436
>opening the door
>opening the door armed with anything less than 5.56 minimum

You cucked you'reself

>>32708486
>not having ERA blocks bolted to your door

ISHYGDDT

>>32708436
>rapes my wife
I'd like to see him try, my wife is printed on a pillow.

>>32708486
>not having anti-tank mines under your lawn

>>32709445
>>32709701
Why are you so obsessed with getting raped by niggers?

>>32709908
/k/ in a nutshell

>>32709701
>>32709445
hey look a pol poster talking about his fantasies