What are some weapon-related things that trigger /k/?

>>32707606
>clips

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>>32707606
>parents and family still think AR in AR-15 stands for Assault rifle
I've literally told them its ArmaLite more times than i can count but Bill Maher wipes their memory i guess

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>I need my factory-standard pink AR with sparkly mags to defend me from the evil gay-bashers!

>I can totally use a firearm in a high stress scenario with a mental illness causing crippling depression, mood swings, and sociopathic behavior including pedophilia!

>I'm just as tough and badass when I'm taking hormones that make the psychopathy worse AND destroy my muscle mass!

>Waaah why do other gun owners get uncomfortable when I talk about fucking straight people's children to tun them gay in revenge for finding my lifestyle creepy and unnatural?

>Give me atteeeeeeention!!!!

>*coughs up HIV+ phlegm*

>F-for a m-more tolerant...s-sssocie...ty....

>>32707724
Are you ok man?

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>>32707724
>wanting to paint your gun is triggering
Shit, i want to paint my future p226 to something of this effect, but a metallic emerald than blue

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>>32707724
I'm really glad my degenerate tranny lifestyle upsets you. I don't have any STDs though, and I like men not kids. Wanna hatefuck me at Nuggetfest?

>>32707724
show me on the doll where the fag touched you

>>32707724
You forgot your trip, Phil.

>>32707767

Yeah I just really hate queers. My uncle just got done finishing up in court for beating a homo to death who stuck his hand down my cousin's pants at school.

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>>32707724

>>32707792
post benis

>>32707801
that's actually Mike Pence

>>32707826
I actually fucking lost it somewhere, how weird is that?

>>32707802
Your cousin shouldn't have been asking for it, little twink that he was.

t. homoghost

>>32707724
I'm gonna suck dick and go shooting this weekend and literally nothing can stop me

>>32707672
Those are actual clips of 5.56 though. Military 5.56 comes in 10 round clips, 2 clips in a card board box, in a bandoleer, in an ammo can.

>>32707873
stop posting on /k/ and go peacefully into the afterlife, spookyfag

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>>32707918
>spookyfag

>>32707606
Nothing because I'm an adult.

>>32707724
Is there something you're not telling us anon?

>>32707873
kek

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>>32707873

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>>32707873

What the fuck man

>>32707792
>>32707883

Are you taking reservations?

>>32707802
Like with his fists or are we talking tire iron to dome kinda beating? because one one is fucking impressive the other is kinda meh

>>32707792
Dibs.

>>32708072
Already called it. Although if you're down with kinky shit we could just all tent up with some viagra and whisky.

>>32708015
just another closet case needing to let everyone know how much he hates gays and isn't one of them

>>32708064
bring alcohol and I'll pencil you in.

>>32708128

>Hating gays means you're secretly gay

Do you fudgepackers have any idea how retarded that argument is?

By that logic my wife secretly wants to be a spider.

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>>32708146
>not wanting to be a qt spider girl

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>>32707606

>>32707657
sort of this.
but mainly people who insist on incorrectly using the terms clip and magazine interchangeably even after they know it is wrong.
they just don't give a fuck to care to even use the correct word for a thing.

it's like they might as well say dog when they're referring to their cat. and then they get all pissy when you try and correct them

>>32708145
Cool. Let's fuck and see who cares.s

>>32707829
brb fuckin dying

>>32707724
>behavior including pedophilia!
which, if all, tripfags are we talking about here

>>32707606
I am angry. Angry about Triggers.

>>32707606
>OP
>noguns
>tripfags
>newfags that need to lurk more

>>32708161
delete this image

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>>32707724
lets assume you live in commiefornia and get put on trial for defending yourself

would the jury be more likely to convict you if they saw your pink fagAR with pony stickers?

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>>32708161
That's not how you spell adorable chuuni dullahan, anon.

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>>32707606
>Having the finger on the trigger when not using the weapon and swinging it around.

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>>32709072
But anon, spider girls are best girls.

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>>32708184
>really?

>>32707829
fucking got em

>>32710583
>>>/a/

>>32710583
/mgq/

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>>32707606
guns without trigger guards.
typing that out i see the irony.

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>>32707724
fuck off phil

>>32712421
>brevete means patent
>rreeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>32707792
I'll be the guy with the MAGA hat. Hit me up senpai

>>32708146
>my wife secretly wants to be a spider

a) you mean your "beard."
b) is that because she wants to kill you after mating?

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>>32710583
>not picking official waifu of /k/ to operate with
>not using her fluffy tail as a hand warmer on cold nights innacombat
>not calling her Korbo to annoy her in your autistic way of showing your love

I pity you, anon

>>32712144
>mgq
No qt spiders in mgq.

>>32707902
www.hownew.ru

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>>32713250

>>32713250
www.com ur a fag only newfags call other fags new.bat

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b69_1376878619
This bitch's muzzle sweeping... also the guy obviously didn't tell her the 4 important rules to firearm safety...

>>32713260
no fucking shit retard

thats the fucking joke you faggot

is this your first week here?

>>32713278
>i was pretending

>>32713283
never did that anywhere in this thread

>>32713086
Why are you fags always posting this?

>>32713290
>I s-swear it lolololo trolled xddd

>>32713086
Nice try Buzz Lightfag. Should have buzzed you more.

>>32713296
They hate Phil that much

>>32713313
They are fucking powered up

>>32707606
african american gun owners

>>32713348
Go back to /pol/ omg you fucking natzi you probably say 15/99 too shame on you omg

>>32713360
t. triggered stormcuck

it's like fucking clockwork with you retards

>every bit of the Walking Dead's weapons handling
>'assault weapon'
>almost every bit of Counter Strike GO's weapons handling
>drywall that absorbs bullets like five inch thick steel
>fudds
>the yankee marshal
>the warped way liberals think guns work
>the warped way liberals think in general
>"lol don't conceal carry in here" signs everywhere (i still do it)
>budsgunshop.com
>cheaperthandirt.com
>/k/ falling for obvious anti-gun bait
>seriously, it's not hard to tell when someone is legit retarded and when they're just a bored /b/tard looking to rile us up
>that feel when you hand a noguns a weapon for the first time and they muzzle sweep you like the mouthbreather they are
>swordfags
>swords in general. they're oversized, obsolete daggers, get over it
>bloomberg still being alive
>feinstein still being alive
>having to to pay a $200 tax for something as simple as a suppressor or short barreled long arm and then having to wait months for it
>california
>new york
>any other states that have been contaminated by the cuckolds
>body armor stopping centerfire rifle projectiles

Alright I'm done.

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>>32707873
>due to a weird loop hole in heaven's laws, instead of going to hell, dead fags post on /k/ for eternity.

That explains so much

>>32713373
Check out hooked on phonics

>>32707606
>calling revolver pistol
>calling 9mm LUGER just 9mm
>10mm Female user mocking people complaining about recoil
>much colt and muh fuddy five fags
>fuddery in general

>>32714540
Found the autistic 9mm babby. Show me on the doll where 10mm touched you. The wrists? Oh you poor thing. Here, have a .22, oh you want the 9mm? Oh you are such a big boy now. Here you go. Try not to hurt yourself.

>>32707606
>when people call the AR15/M4 "the best weapon system on the planet"
>when people insist that the AR15/M4 is super reliable
AR fags actually believe this shit

>>32713378
Just because you cut yourself on a sword doesent mean you should hate them you fucking medieval liberal. And my sister told me that her husband had these amazing armor piercing bullets stored in a shed. I wanted them. When I got there they were .22 LR hollow points

>>32707902
>5.56 comes in 10 round clips, 2 clips in a card board box, in a bandoleer, in an ammo can.
Please go on. What do ammo cans come in?

>>32714687
When people think the AK is reliable even after seeing mud tests.

>>32707676
Bill Maher is actually OK with his gun stuff.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AGh44W6YtY

>>32714687
>>32714956
Just in case you queers were wondering the Galil ACE is the most reliable mass produced semi auto on the planet. Kalash action means it gives no fucks about sand nor ice, closed system means it laughs in the face of mud.

>clips
>trigger discipline
>sporterizing
>expensive guns
>expensive gear
>expensive anything really
>shooting past 30 feet
>gun laws
>infringements

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>InRange mud tests
I know why they do it, and that they detail strip and clean the shit out of them, but seeing historic firearms coated in mud makes me want to cry.

>>32714987
We ran you out once Alex, we'll do it again.

>>32715016
>shooting past 30 feet
Are you the biggest shitter on /k/?

>>32714956
Oh right, the crown jewel of AR fags, the mud test. Let me take a guess...
>Mud test video
>submerge AR in mud
>with the bolt closed
>pull it out
>"Wow it shoots! AK fags BTFO!"
Yes, the AR is a good closed system, and due to the positive pressure it will win a mud test everytime. But its like the AR's parlor trick, in the sense that it's reliability only shines in that exact circumstance. Get anything at all INSIDE the gun (like, idk, a bee or something) and the thing locks up, and needs to be disassembled to be cleared.

Let me put it it another way, do you have any proof, ASIDE from mud test videos?

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>>32715241
>getting a bee in your gun
What the actual fuck

>>32715930
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEteC_M1154

>>32715940
What the actual fuck...

>>32715930
Shit happens.

>>32715241
>>32715940
That thread was glorious.

>>32715241
>mud tests aren't valid, when have you ever seen mud on a battlefield?
>LMAO look at how this significant piece of foreign matter in the chamber caused a stoppage in the AR! AR FAGS BTFO!
>What do you mean even a grain of sand in the chamber of any gun will jam it?

Dude random shit happens. All of man's greatest plans pale when faced with Murphy's fuckery.

>>32707606

Liberal = antigun.

I'm a hardcore liberal democrat, but I fucking love guns, the Democrats should shut the fuck up about guns and stop any gun control.


Tl;dr liberal doesn't mean antigun but Antiguns are liberals


T. Guy who didn't vote for potus

>>32715172

>G3s
>FALs
>M1As
>AR-15s
>AK-47s
>Mosin nagant
>k98
>historical firearms

I did cringe when the tested the P08 and the garand though

>>32713378
What's wrong with buds?

>>32714956

The mud test is retarded. Especially with commercial firearms because theyre gonna sit in a climate controlled safe and go to the range twice a month.

Also, if you're gonna test guns, camber pressure tests are the best. I wanna know if a rifle can handle 300% over pressure.

>>32708161
Finally, a girl who could give me a decent handy

>>32716205
Twice a month? Fucking optimist.

>>32716100
>Dude random shit happens. All of man's greatest plans pale when faced with Murphy's fuckery.
Exactly! Thank you for putting it so concisely! The AR is not immune to failures, and the AK is not immune to failures. What bothers me is when AR fags think that the AR is the greatest thing since sliced bread because their rifle is infallible, when in reality its just a good closed system.

>mud tests aren't valid, when have you ever seen mud on a battlefield?
Yeah! and when do you ever need to actually cycle/charge your rifle when it is in the mud? Or reload with an open bolt when you are in the mud? Probably never!

>>32714939
Magazines

>>32707606
Just the usual newfag retardation that always pops up here.

>"HK hates civilians!"

>"The G36 melts in hot weather/when fired in auto!"

>"The M16 jammed in Vietnam so its unreliable!"

>"AKs are invincible and can shoot under any harsh conditions!"

>"Glocks explode in your hand!"

>"CZ pistols are [insert anything positive]"

>"SIG P320 is modular!"

>"[insert any striker fired polymer pistol] is practically Glock Gen 5/a Glock killer!"

>"A .22lr should be your first gun!"

>".40S&W is a good round!"

And basically every thread that's not weapons related.

>>32716144
Me too.

>>32716571
So...

>HK Loves civillians
>G36 has no temperature related malfunctions
>M16's are completely reliable
>AK's are trash
>Glocks have NO history of ever exploding
>CZ pistols are actually [insert negative connotation here]
>the P320 *isn't* modular
>Nothing will remove glock from being a mainstream gun
>nobody should shoot small caliber to learn basics
> .40SW is a shit round

Just making sure I can keep up with your autism there, lad.

>>32715930
Some of us can dream about a gun that shoots bees.

Israel

>>32707724
>this mad faggots can shoot back
>wanting to restrict firearms.
Gun ownership is a right not a privilege. Suck it commies.