>1776 WILL COMMENCE AGAIN IF YOU TRY TO TAKE OUR FIREARMS!

Nah man I don't really feel like it.
I'd rather die than live in squalor like the lower middle class.

>>32706538
This is the problem with America.

>>32706544
Sorry brah but I'm really comfy. Got my phone in my bed with the heat on. It's like 30 degrees outside and a nice 68 in here. I could put on gear and go do revolutionary stuff in the snow but I'd have to get up. You see there's no realistic way out of this situation.

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>>32706492

absofuckinglutely right, Uncle AJ

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>>32706538
>>32706592

>>32706492
I heard that in his voice.... how the fuck did you do that?

>>32706492
The best water filter salesman on the planet

>>32708238
My dude I have no fedoras, katanas, or trenchcoats. I just really hate the idea of throwing my own shit at the fan. Syrians do it because, let's be real, they're not losing much.

>>32708258
He lives within you

>>32708288
Amen brother dubs.

>>32708273
You let Nutnfancy down. You broke his heart, shattered his feelings.

>>32708376
No dude, that's Iraqveteran8888