Any cervixmen here carry totems into battle like chester the

>>32703730
I've got a couple.
I have an old 1960's Mexican peso I got from an old guy at a gun show the day before I shipped to basic. I've carried the sumbitch with me every day of service so far, be it in my pocket or in my wallet.

Also an old old OLD lego attack helicopter I made when a child. reminds me of home.

and in my wallet a silly little GI Joe novelty dog tag I was given by someone significant to me. helps me to good. damn do I miss him constantly.

>>32703730
I want to hear about Chester the fish.

>>32703730
Why did this made me cry like hell for 20 minutes

>>32703730
My cousin kept a pair of fuzzy dice mounted right in front of the gunners nuts in his humvee. I think he had a squirrel tail on the antenna at one point.

You know that the clownfish is a transsexual icon don't you?

>>32703800
Basically a story about a soldier who recieved a care package that included that fish with a note saying it will protect him from monsters as it did its previous owner. The soldier said he carried it with him on every patrol.

>>32703800
>>32704033
It was a story fabricated on le reddit to get le upboats

>>32703963
>cervixmen
oh shi-

>chester the fish
Its clearly fucking nemo you idiot.

>>32704047
I dont use reddit and as far as i know the story is legit. There was even a campaign to get the fish back to the little girl iirc.

>>32704065
>thinking all clownfish are nemo
>on a polynesian spearfishing forum.

>>32703963
Your mother is a transsexual icon

>>32704069
>There was even a campaign to get the fish back to the little girl iirc
that's even more fucking retarded.

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Based Finns carrying a wooden penis for moral.

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I have kept this with me since middle school.

It has carried me through the invasion of iraq, and always will continue to carry me.

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>>32705837
Back side is a handy calendar.

>>32703730
I had my Grandfather's St. Christopher pendant. He wore it through WW2, Korea, and Vietnam and it kept him safe. Worked pretty good for me too.