I graduated at the university of I Don't Know Shit

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read the catalog and the sticky

>>32698832
I already look like a goddamn retard

>>32698794
an M4 is an AR-15, an AR-15 is an M16, a glock 17 is a glock 19, the A-10 is a great plane, the F-35 is a shit plane, ALL members of the US military are soldiers, all airmen are pilots, all seamen are captains, all soldiers are infantry, marines are waterproof soldiers, the marines should have been disbanded, the USAF should never have split from the army, simply killing all of ISIS will solve the problems we have in the middle east, putin is our friend, anyone who gets PTSD in the military is a weakling (be careful saying this irl though), we should just nuke our enemies

really though the trick to learning things is to make up random completely wrong bullshit, state it as if it's fact, and wait for someone to correct you.

>>32698794
Focus on the front sight, squeeze (not pull) the trigger.

>>32698794
Don't act like you know everything

>>32698794

>implying that can be done in a relatively short or even practical period of time

>>32698794

Are you going to a range soon, or what?

Anyway, there are 2 basic rules that are guaranteed to keep accidents from happening if they're followed to the letter:

1. FINGER OFF THE TRIGGER. Don't touch the trigger until the gun is pointed downrange and you're ready to shoot.

2. Never point the gun at anything except the far end of the range, or sometimes the sky. Loaded, unloaded, no matter how safe you think it is, doesn't matter. Don't ever point that at anything other than those 2 things.

>>32698888
>implying giving quick tidbits like everyone else is impossible

Thanks for the quick tips

This playlist should help.
http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQ94wRlVc4Q7KpVm-Wx85dxamcDYlb7Mx

>>32698860
>marines are waterproof soldiers

>>32699184
Oh shit, thanks dude

>>32698860
Also, everything is a FAMAS