Marines are brain washed zombies

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>>32698019
Show me on the doll where the Marine Corps touched you.

>>32698019
>He spent hours in his room jerking off and doing pull ups
>He fucking yells and screams randomly in his room
This is what I have seen from the 4 marines I have had as roomates.

I can also add
>Drinking bottles of Wild Turkey 101 like it's beer and getting in fights with everything (including trees)

>>32698019
This isn't news

>>32698019
>He spent hours in his room jerking off and doing pull ups

At the same time or?

>>32698019
If you want to bait you need to be a little bit more subtle.

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>>32698076
This. Your post was TL;Dr OP.

But if we razzled your dazzle mission accomplished. Civilians aren't supposed to understand it at all, sort of the entire point.

>At the same time or?
Probably LOL

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>>32698019
Marine CORPS*

>>32698312
Its obvious bait. They weren't even taking dropouts in 09 when I went in. I had to basically beg my recruiter for an 03 contract, they kept trying to make me cryogenics or some shit with the airwing.

yet again another assblasted cav scout or paratrooper with a chip on their shoulder. What do you expect from /k/?

Is this pasta?

>If it's not, can we make it pasta?

They have no idea how to reintegrate into society after being active for any length of time. The whole program is designed to break them down like that. Being around LeJeune for so long you learn to stay the hell away from them if they come into contact with alcohol because they completely revert to that state.

>>32698369
I was an 0311 you fuxking idiot bitch. And I joined during the surge.

I secretly think your Army and trolling me professionally or why would you even mention gay shit like Army Cavalry?

>>32698415
He was calling OP a cav scout or paratrooper, not you. Goddamn, take it easy.

>>32698369
>>32698415
Wait I'm drunk. Did I just mess that up and you agreed with me?

Sorry I'm used to Army being fucklords. My bad.

>>32698412

>Being around LeJeune for so long you learn to stay the hell away from them if they come into contact with alcohol because they completely revert to that state.

This is true since it happens to me whenever I drink. My dog is recognizes her name as "Motherfucker" now and I've knife handed handed almost everything in my house and yard in pure drunken rage.

>>32698449
>>32698415
lmao dude, no problemo

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>>32698415
>>32698449
Marines are the best. Lol.

>>32698019
>and worst of all he wont stop talking about how he wants to kill somebody with a gun
You're in the wrong place for help with that

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>>32698415

>hurr fuk my fase im an oh-tree-elevun hurrrr!!! marin crops!!
>cant ame w/out akog!!! hurrrr!!!
>marin hungri 4 crayun urrrrrr

>>32698830
I can't even understand your shit talk, and I've seen that one before.

But you probably got some kind of laugh.

>>32698019
>my middle school
you need to be 18 to post her m8. Goodbye

>>32698830
>hurr fuck my face I'm an 0311 hurr. marine corps.
>can't aim without acog. hurr.
>marine hungry for crayons urrrr

>>32698923
Did you mean to clarify that for me? >>32698850


The muhreen he's (you) rediculing?

I know what he attempted to say, that was my way of saying I didn't think it was any good.

>U.S. armed forces
>Not the tip of the ZOG spear

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>Ill be honest I don't know shit about the Marine Corp or anything in the military
say no more

>>32699590
Don't give a shit, wanna shoot things

>>32698019
Man, I remember Infinity School. That shit went on forever.

>>32700025
Worse than boot camp by far, especially in the winter. I was there from december-february and it fucking sucked.

>>32698019

> They even came to pick me up from my middle school

Underage&

>>32698019
You expect me to read all that?

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OP first is any of that true and is he still in the Marines? If so give me his unit and what company he is in. posting from 3rd Battalion 5th Marines (Get Some) here. also big anime lover...

>>32698369
well, you clearly are a dropout because you have the literacy level of a fucking brick.

>>32700107
you must be a Marine if you think reading that takes more than 45 seconds.

>>32700192
to be honest not sure what op wants. as for enlisting as infantry it was not hard for me. did it a little over 2 years ago but i had to be in the DEP for over a year to get the infantry contract. OP wont have to worry about his bros moto boner for long, once he get to his unit he is in for a world of hurt. act like a boot, get treated like a boot. a few field days, a hike or 2, and a few PMARCHP classes will make him depressed like the rest of us soon enough. Should he keep acting like the way OP says and i can see a few NJPs in his future.

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>mfw this thread

Yikes.

Even if it's obvious bait, I can't quite tell if the replies are.

This is why I can't wait to EAS.

>>32698019
i don't know why you'd think zombies would be joining the marines, ain't no brains there

>>32700151

Any guys still left in your unit from their 2010-11 Sangin deployment? I was about 15 klicks south of Sangin on the east side of the Helmand river at the time (3/8). We got a lot of action but nothing near as bad as they did.

>>32698342
Marine CORPSE*

>>32698019
>Marines are brain washed zombies
That's the whole point

>scored high enough to obtain pretty much any job in the military
You mean he wrote his name in the correct box?

>>32700735
I'd laugh if I didn't know people who literally didn't score high enough to join

>>32698301
>>>32698019 (OP)
>>He spent hours in his room jerking off and doing pull ups
>At the same time or?

Bruh, is there any other way? Eyeballs CLICK

>>32698449
Speaking of marines getting hyper aggressive and fighting about anything...

>>32698019
>He spent hours in his room jerking off and doing pull ups for around a month.
What's wrong about it? I'm doing it for years and I'm not even in the military. I think you're overreacting.

>>32698019

The majority of Americans are brainwashed zombies. Unquestioning Patriotism is fucking stupid

>>32698222
>He spent hours in his room jerking off and doing pull ups
>He fucking yells and screams randomly in his room
>Drinking bottles of Wild Turkey 101 like it's beer and getting in fights with everything (including trees)

I'm a fucking ausfag and this describes me to a tee.

>>32698076
FPBP

>>32700561
the last Sangin vet we had was Sgt. Hernandez from 81's platoon. he got out last years though.

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>>32698923

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>>32700735
Fucking kek'd so hard to that for so reason.