Hey /k/, my husband bought me a tokarev, what am I in for?

>>32695460
I suppose a pleasant handgun experience. Damn surplus ammo for that used to be cheap.

>>32695460
>Husband
Post your benis.

>>32695460
Gay sex

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>>32695460
You're in for copy pasta. Because this is pasta, and I've seen it at least 3 times before.

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>my husband

>>32695481
>>32695502
>>32697413
I'm a girl

>>32698031
pack it in guys it a troll thread

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>>32698031

>>32695460
Slavic roleplaying then sex.

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>>32695460
the urge to squat will intensify

>>32698031
Didn't we have this exact same thread a few weeks/month ago? Do you even have a husband?

>>32695460
a life full of drunken abuse and squatting

>>32695460
Lots of shit surplus ammo and squating

>>32695460
If that's the gun he bought you then a lifetime of abject poverty

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>>32698336
>But alexi, what are yuo of havingk shotgun shells on arm and peestol in hand?

>>32698420
yes we did, like back in october. and she posted proof. this is probably just an anon who saved her pics and is trying to get attention.

>>32698668
>"she" posted proof
In the current year that entails karyotype test results, full hormone battery results, and an ovum sample.

Oh shit I was just about to post about these.

Anyone know where I can get a tokarev that's fresh out of surplus, still caked in cosmoline? I feel like I missed the boat, but I am hopeful.

>>32698031
Put the sharpie in your pooper

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>>32698655
You see ivan, when have shell of shotgun on arm and only peestol, capitalist dog will kill you with mass produce rifle of plastic. But when you are of dead they will be confuse and waste time looking for shotgun while rest of troop closes in with superior rifle of kalashnikov and deliver to them many teachings of lenin.

>>32695460
a level of disappointment not felt since your honeymoon.

>>32698420
Yes. This is just some trolling faggot.

I'm not trolling, I was just hoping we could finally have a thread with good information about the tokarev

>>32698031
no you're not, now post you and your husband's penises

>>32698931
Kek

Were you born with a penis? Females don't post on this board.

>>32695460
Tokarevs are fun to shoot, you'll like it. If you carry it you should know that they have a positive sitting firing pin, so it slightly protrudes, so it's not as drop safe as most modern guns are.

7.62x25 is a helluva round tho

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>>32699359
Again, I'm a girl

Why can't any of you virgins accept that?

>>32701366
Lol you got your shirt tattooed on your arm nice.

>>32698871
Sharpie in the pooper. Now

>>32701536
kek

>>32701366
Don't drop the tok or you'll blast your pussy off.

>>32698031
post your girl benis

>>32701536
Kek

>>32701366
Toks are ok. Watch your hand grip so the slide does not bite you. Practice holding it high on the grip, but not so high that your hand gets around the beaver tail. The 9mm versions are a bit better now that all of the 7.62x25 surplus is gone.

Also I complement you on your tittays.

>>32701366
Because there's three kinds of people on /k/: spergs, faggots, and furries.

>>32698031
pls be my gf

>>32701366
Fat/10. Someone rescue that poor tok.

>>32695460
>what am I in for?
buttseks and vodka

>>32695460
Oh look it's this thread FOR THE THIRD FUCKING TIME

>>32695460
SMG ammo has very soft and pleasent recoil.