/k/ Patch Thread

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never forget

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>>32683571

DELETE THIS

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>>32683571
Coming Late February.

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>>32683611
"No."

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>>32683614

>>32683611
Woodpatch is for Lewd

>>32683614
Left side one looks a lot sharper, nice.

>>32683611
>giving your mascot tig bitties curves
>expecting anything other than what is currently happening

>>32683208
Company is taking forever and somehow can't keep the same design/consistency as the last run.

i wouldn't mid seeing PK and Guard's take on damaged kancolle patches.

>>32683571
quality OP music choice

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>>32683622
>>32683633

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Reach ebay patch came in. Quality is fine for the 7 bucks it cost.

>>32683697
Looks good, senpai

>>32683681
Tell me more fampai.

>>32683732
well he clearly does gore... could work off that a little.

>>32683681
was it NEET that was going to make Kancolle keychains

>>32683782
well neet will make them all pretty while i want battered to fuck girls.

>>32683766
"""""gore"""""

>>32683571
that thread theme was my ringtone for a long time

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>>32683669

WoodChan is not lewd!!!

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>>32683831
Woodchan is lewd!!!

>>32683614

Excite.

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>>32683831
Perhaps she is for gore?

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>>32683842

No. You're just projecting.

>>32683873

NO.

>get skin tone to a nice brown color
>gets to second sample
>get this

THIS IS THE SAME COLOR AS THE FIRST TIME YOU INEPT FUCKING SHITS

Stupid question:

Whoever suggested the trunk liner carpet as an alternative, what brick and mortar store did you get it from?

I tried O'Reilly's and AutoZone on my way home, but no luck.

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>>32683926
Wood don't force my hand to commission someone to draw wood-chan being being defiled by an octopus, felon, mexican and a loli. We will break her.

>>32683983
I will buy even more patches from you if you get this done.

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>>32683983
>loli

>>32683955
get

get what

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>>32683983

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>>32683955
>>32684024

dammit

>>32683967
go to a craft store and just start sticking it to stuff until something sticks

>>32684029
How do they go back to this? Didn't they have the hue from the "way too dark" Galil?

>>32684052
yes

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>>32684061
Whos dick do i have to suck in order to get PK's store back into the pastebin?

>>32684087
crackers

>>32684087
Mine, I guess.

Seriously though, I need the link for it if I'm gonna slap it on there.

>>32684132
http://www.pkpatchworks.com/
thanks bruv

>>32684087
>>32684132
Just put it under WGW associates and voila!

>>32684087
you're not allowed in unless you can properly post gifs

>>32684036

Even better idea, thanks.

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>mfw I'm starting to really like the taste of envelope glue strips
>mfw I've begun getting a hard on while packing
This is normal, haha, right?

>>32684233
>my large hallmark ones are flavored
>makes me gag almost every time

what new patches went up I have 200 bucks to spend.

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>>32684233
>I've begun getting a hard on while packing

>>32683614
bro its my birthday. can a nigga get one on the house?
anything really

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>>32684248
I've got a ton of new shit up

>>32684272
they aren't even in production yet

>>32684272
Yeah its my birthday too!!!!

>>32684248
the entire pastebin is just waiting for you to look through it

>>32684272
Wow what a coincidence it's also mine!

>>32684278
Ok so I want some of your stuff but will it get to me before Feb? I'll be gone to the beach all that month.

>>32684309
nope
he's in Canada

>>32684278
What kind of contemporary modern art is this?

Woodie sent you an email.

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>>32683831
Oh?

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>>32684272
>>32684288

>>32684472
imgur it

>>32684296
>>32684288
day of the heavyweight guys.

trying to decide between patches and http://www.amiami.com/top/detail/detail?scode=FIGURE-017862

just want something /k/ related but I dont have a chest rig or like anime so maybe not.

>>32684309
US? Probably.

>>32684472
wew lad

>>32684481
spend that $200 on a rig
They're cheap as fuck

Either that or a plate carrier and save up for plates

>>32684472
Wanna share with the rest of the class?

>>32684472
DELET THIS

>>32684481
>orders closed

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>>32684481
> Dont like anime
> deciding to buy figma

>>32684481
>orders closed
DAMN IT

>>32684472
Lewd Alexis Birch patch when?

All these patches are gay, lol.

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>>32684472

You wouldn't.

>This is the successful order landing page. Customise it as you see fit.

Ai pls. At least make that page funny

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>>32684651

>>32684472
L-lewd

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>>32684667
He MUST! I NEED LEWDS FOR STICKERS!

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>>32684513
>>32684595
>mfw I bought one for my real birthday

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>>32684707
Hahahaha holy shit I didn't even know that page exists. I can only imagine how many people who ordered from me got worried from that incomplete page.

>>32684791
You have no idea how many hours I spent having to fix every god damn page on this trainwreck of a website

>>32684500
I'm such a faggot I think I'm gonna get canuck military airsoft shit

dont understand the difference between that and a real plate carrier

>>32684791
I thought you left it that way on purpose to be funny.

>>32684816
fabric strength and stitching quality

airsoft tears easily

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>>32684481

I actually ordered this from a seller on Amazon back in November. Come January it still hadn't arrived and they said it got lost in the mail. Still haven't gotten a refund.

Just re-ordered it from another site.

Kriss USA is oddly quite thrilled for the licensing they recently acquired.

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>>32683571
>and bully 2hu.
>Find out previous threads have similiar headers

>>32684844
>Shill us on social media we'll give you some for free.
What would you do?

A black man and a white man walk into a bakery.
The black man immediately steals three pastries and puts them in his pocket.
He says to the white, "See how good I am? The owner didn't see a thing." The white man says to the black man, "That's typical of you black people. I am going to show you an honest way to get the same result."
He goes to the owner of the bakery and says, "Give me a pastry and I will show you a magic trick." Intrigued, the owner accepts and gives him a pastry. The white man swallows it and asks for another one. The owner gives him another one. Then the white man swallows that one and asks for a third pastry and eats that, too. The owner is starting to wonder where the magic trick is and asks, "So what did you do with the pastries?"
The white man replies, "Look in the black man's back pocket....."

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>>32684836
oh yeah. exactly. I mean unless mad max shit goes down there wouldnt be.

am I the only one who thinks the canadian digital camo is the sexiest thing on the planet?
I swear it is so fucking cool looking. Fashion over function all the way.

>>32684848
Some people need to be bullied, it builds character.

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Production sample. I think it looks fine.

Opinions?

>>32683643
Hue.

>>32685102
Doesn't seem like something that can get that fucked up, it looks great.

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>>32684848
Your absence has caused us to bully WoodPatch. Take responsibility.

>>32684651
How the hell was I banned for the picture I posted after this one. Didn't even show anything.

>>32685212
Because you're being an annoying shit spamming the thread with off-topic pics. Fuck off.

>>32685212
>ban evasion
nice job moron

>>32685236
>inb4 comcast rangeban

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>>32685158
OH FUCK, WGW DID A THING. can we go a single thread without someone trying to start drama for no reason.

>>32685158
Fuck off no one cares.

>>32685102
>Doesn't seem like something that can get that fucked up

Agreed, but I figured I'd post it anyway in case someone with nitpicky eyes noticed something subtle I didn't.

If no one complains in a few hours, I'll get production started.

>>32685231
Yeah just like the 2hu, some fucking pig head, toys, and all the other off topic shit.

>>32685248
Show us the full Alexis Birch pic pls, You do good lewds.

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>>32683983
Like this pls.

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>3 more days left
Fucking hell this feels good

>>32685248
Sour, who does your patch art? Is it all yours?

>>32685212
The new mods are retarded, capricious, and very hit and miss.

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>>32685319
We're almost there.

>>32684472
Well if sour is gonna do it now i have to

>>32685396
MOBILE

>>32685248
No, gib Birch lewds.

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>>32685120
>>32685059

>>32684844
I didn't know I needed one till now

>>32685367
It's the end of the beginning. God knows what it's the beginning *of.*

We have a very long messy slog ahead of us... and not merely with regards to firearms. Half the country wants us disenfranchised or dead.

>>32684922
CADPAT is pure sex, yes.

>>32684844
>>32685421
Yo id trade drawings fo wunna dese

>>32685301
>>32685417
Only if wood wants it.
>>32685335
I do all my stuff myself.

>>32685421
> not having 2

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>>32685455

I will permit it but I want to see it first.

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>>32684810
>>32685059

>>32685497
God bless ye

>>32685455
You do commissions ever, senpai?

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>>32685319
If the ancient Chinese are to be believed, the coming year will be even more full of happenings than the last. Exciting!

>>32685486
Quit spamming off topic shit and people will stop reporting you

>>32685607
Nah bro it's bullshit to be banned for something that isn't even NSFW

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>>32685497
will do then
>>32685552
yes

>>32685619
You could see puss through panties, it was NSFW you stupid fuck

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>>32684472
Link.
Now.

N.A.O.W.

>>32685624
How do I turn my shekels into art? Contact page on your shop?

Who makes the best Metal Gear patches?

Literally nothing in this thread is remotely weapons related, mods pls nuke

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>>32685660
>not weapons related
btw literally only have 3 left

>>32685672
Glad I got mine.

>>32685672
>implying 99% of the thread isn't autists posting animu girls and arguing about them

>>32685640
yeah, my facebook and twitter are on the shop.

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>>32685690
I don't control where discussion goes, I just make meme patches for people to enjoy.

What would a single shot shotgun Waffleghosts look like?

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>>32685438
RWDS may stop being a meme and start being a Western reality.

>>32683614
Can anyone explain the left side patch?

>>32685732
Pinochet.

>>32685721
But the troops in that image are Taiwanese.

>>32683614
Could you make the palm tree patch without a swastika?

>>32685775
Nigger what?

It's an Afrika Korps patch.

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>>32685732
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caravan_of_Death
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/free-helicopter-rides

>Communists running rampant in South America
>Chile's leader Pinochet does not want his nation to fall victim to the Red Menace
>literally throws commies out of helicopters
>Chile avoided becoming a shithole narco state

>>32685763
I'm aware.

>>32685775
No.

>>32685497
>that pic
that was a good one

>>32685711
thin, tall, loud, long straight hair, but takes her time at everything

>>32685804
Meh. I like 80s palmtrees.

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>>32685817
>Pinochet
That's based, I'll buy both.

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>>32685721
>tfw have literal RWDS camo

>Pemuda Pancasila ran death squads for the Indonesian army, killing a million or more alleged communists

>>32685846
thats fucking brutal

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Got me a knife for opening patch deliveries. Got patches with it too. Used the knife to open the plastic packaging they came in.

>>32685846
>>32685868

Yup. Basically Indonesia government-sponsored SS.

>>32685102

I'll be that guy.

What is this referencing?

>>32685959
Monday morning masturbatory monster meme.

>>32685898
I like the clovers. Where get?

>>32685898
what did you open the knife packaging with?

>>32685987
maxpedition

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>>32685835
Swastikas make everything better.

>>32685846
You're in Canada right? Keep that safe you might need it as much as do down here.

>>32685987
They're by Maxpedition, got mine from heinnie.com.

>>32686001
Knife came in a little cardboard box. It all came in a bigger box with a pull to tear open tab.

>>32685775

Fuck off.

>>32685633
What kind of nanny state do you live in or even work for

>>32686023
Not when you're Jewish like me.

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>>32686023
I'm in glorious Montana. We shoot at Commies for fun.

>>32685980

I.... got nothin'.

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I just wanted to say thank you to Travis at Crimson Caravan. My order for the Zergface sticker came in today, and bam! Three extra stickers! I haven't been thinking about my order since school just started again and work has been stupid, so this has been a most excellent and welcome surprise. I lurk these threads so often I thought I should give in and get something at least, and then I get 4 stickers for the price of 1! Thank you again, you're a pretty cool guy! Also, these stickers are massive.

>>32686149
Monster Musume

>>32686023
wew lad
stop putting swastikas on literally everything you autist

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>>32686023
>Swastikas make everything better
Just a ancient Hindu religious symbol,like a amulet for good luck.

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>>32686194
Don't be a pussy.

>>32686237
hitler was a shit artist

>>32686259
he did need to work on perspective yeah

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>>32684782
me too, January birthday fistbump bro

about the Dredd patches, the company told me they weren't going to be able to get me a new proof before production shuts down, so no patches until February.

>>32686306
>production shuts down
What for?

>>32683967
oh I got mine from an O'Reilly's.

>>32686320
maintance

>>32686126
Ironically speaking.

>>32686129
Excellent, not sure why I thought Canada.

>>32686194
>>32686197
I didn't make that one actually. Stumbled across it on a youtube video, it was a tribute to St Paddy's day. Purely coincidental.

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>>32686237
Bathing in milk is a Jewish cleansing ritual.

>>32686237
also
>wasting all that milk
absolutely degenerate

>>32686349
>>32686384
Relax, it's horse cum.

>>32686402

Breakfast of champions.

Okay, Ive looked through the pastebin and havent found anything, Where can i find the vinyl patch that looked like trump's campaign sign? the blue background with white lettering and red details.

>>32686460
>vinyl
GTFO

>>32686578
pls nu bully, I just want the patch...

>>32686168
>you're a pretty cool guy

Thanks mate you too. I'm glad I could put some cheer in your day.

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toot toot bully train

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>>32686677

>>32686677
>Ai in background
top jej

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>>32686677
>Ai in the back
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMk1wBPiUIo

>>32685775
Eat shit.

>>32686460
Wasn't the patch just red and white?

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Welp made my first patch orders. Be kind NEET. Also was Skin making that rip and tear patch? I have a mighty need.

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>>32686677

Why is everyone lewding my precious mascot

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>>32686677
These are getting better every time I see a new one

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>>32686460

>>32686677
>a-am hood girl

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What think? Probably a back burner.

>>32686973
I'd probably buy a couple.

No idea what I'd stick 'em too, but life finds a way.

>>32686973

I'd buy a fuck ton.

A metric fuck ton.

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>>32686973
Can you do this up?

>>32686961
Are those shivs any good?

>>32687042
The best that three cigarettes and four squares of toilet paper can buy.

@NEETpatchguy, got your letter today, while I live in Florida I do have a friend in St. Paul who'd let me stay at his place so I can make you some of that peach cobbler and cherry crisp :^)

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Anyone working on Hotline Miami or Drive patches?

>>32686906
Cuz you didnt post your lewds

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>>32687120
pic related

>>32686906
because you made her so delicious looking

>>32686677
ME NEXT ME NEXT!!

>>32687150
>pic related

yey

release when?

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>>32687196

>>32687210
But how will the tune that is America be sung together in the meantime?

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Tula Jr?

>>32686995
>>32687017
Noted.

>>32687033
I do like a good awoo

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>>32686677
>those double dubs
Fuck, why can't I ever get that lucky?
Also, make more lewds. Anything (or anyone) is fine. It's for... uhh, "literary visualization purposes", of course.

Yeah, that works...

>>32686973
NEED PETCH NOW

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hey guys, if you want an extra fun order I strongly encourage you leave some sort of message with your order, or a request.

I will most likely fullfill it, or draw something or just leave some bantz. Please make my packing fun.

>>32687282
"Please send seamen sample for testing"

>>32687272
But I make stickers

>>32687282
I wonder what my message got me.

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>>32687300
>tmw someone clones me and starts doing all sorts of lewds with my clone
>tmw someone impregnates themselves to bear my children
Very worrying.

>>32687303
Wut order number?

>>32687077
>St Paul

Yuck

>>32687282
>draw something
Fuck, if only I knew ;_;

>>32687318
I'll wait until it arrives to see, don't want to go ruining the surprise now.

>>32687282
and u say this after i order a patch from you

>>32687120
>Drive
Yes pls
Scorpion jacket pattern when?

>>32685319
>Gonna be marching in the inauguration parade
>Gonna embroider a special Pepe patch to wear
feels SUPER good man

>>32687336
I just want to kek at it with anticipation for you to get it. Pls

>>32687339
Sorry anon... I'm sending all orders from the last 2 days out tomorrow, so it's not too late for you to include a note.
>order number
>note

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>>32687318
>wanting to clone A LEAF
>wanting to give birth to A LEAF

>>32687282
I've never ordered art, but I asked neet for a joke before and got a good laugh.

>>32687377
Is actually Serb
Very good genes
6'1
BBC (Big Balkan Cock)
kebab removal blood

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>>32687369
>order 1257

Made this for you threads ago, Ai. Now's your chance for revenge. :^)

>>32687369
I told you who the best girl is, it's Emi

>>32687230
sing super loud

>>32687348
>Scorpion jacket pattern
YES YESSSSSSS

>>32687327
Hey, I wanted to ask you about something that has been itching me for a while:

What the hell is that Dank Patch item on your page? It's been there for a while, but I'm guessing it's a joke or something?

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>>32687404
>tfw already drew something on your envelope
>and it's decently friendly
Fug

>>32687405
>mfw

>>32687437
>got to pull one over on a leaf
Feels good, man

>>32687150
which one is even yours skin?

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>>32687450
the mexican

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>>32687120
>>32687348
>>32687410

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>>32687437
Given that reaction, I hope to see it soon.
Doesn't change the fact She's the best

>tfw you'll never get anal from a qt legless track star in the athletic shed

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>>32687450
>>32687458

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>>32687458
>the mexican

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>>32687042
I wear mine as a neck knife,especially when cutting grass.
Bought a bunch of junk Chinese ones,then started looking at hand made ones like TOPS. Most start at 200.00.
Then stumbled upon this American,doing handmade one of kinds in Philippines.
The right wing death squads ,gunning people down,so he's moving back home.
He has a sale going on now,these are razor sharp
Called "little prick",the points go to zero .
So not good for crafting, for self defense great.
He's got lot of different patterns.

>>32687471
I thought that was a sad pic.

not the emotion I wanted to convey

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>>32687469
fugg, i laterally just opened photoshop

>>32687480
pic

>>32687369
>last two days
mine was before that, fug :^(

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>>32687436

>>32687501
jew want? what's your email? I'll send you over the graphic

>>32687525
were you planning on making a run of it?

>>32687482
The amount of commas you have in your sentences trigger the fuck out of me.

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>>32687501
pic

>>32687509
Did you get your order dispatch email?

>>32687532
it wasn't planned for a couple of months not on high priority, so if you want it, let me know

>>32687573
>Did you get your order dispatch email?
ja, order 1235

>>32687589
sure! email is [email protected]

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>>32687482
>that shipping
I don't know what I expected from a hand made online knife store. Cool stuff though.

>>32687606
R.I.P.

>>32687520
Ahhhhhhhhh. Okay. I see now, probably should of investigated it a bit better.

>>32687643
should have*
"should of" doesn't real

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W2c?

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>>32687642
just fuck my shit up
guess im waiting for the next order then

>>32687642
>Yfw it was probably Chinese manufactured too

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>>32687658
It's late, and I have school coming down on me like a tsunami. I hate textbooks, fucking racket.

I'll try to be more grammatically correct in the future (which is probably this weekend, at the earliest).

>>32687469
Skog, you are a gem. For sale when?

>>32687717
Source on that manga?

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>>32687768
It's my meme edit of Girls und Panzer: Ribbon Warrior. It's like a underground street racing version of the show, with edgy stuff like arson and bullshit tactics.

It's drawn by our favorite /ak/ author Nogami, so it's good.

>>32687607
sent
>>32687766
thanks bb, that's up to skinwalker though, I only made the design, he will be running them

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>>32687642
>>that shipping
They are already in the states his father does it from Tennessee.

>>32687686
I had thought about rerunning Andy's Kebab Remover tabs, but not sure of interest

>>32687795
>tankathlon

The names people are giving this show are giving me cancer

>>32686973
>>32687033
>>32687253
I need these as patches like I need to stop being sick.
>>32686677
>>32684472
>These lewds
Man, who knew bullying could be so sexual? Keep going.
>>32685102
Nice, can't wait to buy it.
>>32685158
Ha ha, DAE fuck WGW?
Th'fuck outta here with this drama shit. I'd say I regret starting this, but I got to see someone blowtorch the WGW logo-fu, so that was pretty great.
>>32685598
I swear to god I'm still gonna work on this, and the LWA stuff, and maybe someday the Redline and SD stuff. Super serious.

>>32688054
>Man, who knew bullying could be so sexual?

sexual bullying is the best kind

>>32688054
If one of you patchboys want to make patches out of my artwork I'd be happy to share.

>>32688061
Oh? Is that so, NEET?

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>>32688005
Well, it is kinda silly, but the show's "legit" stuff has like 3 or 4 different names depending on who you talk to. It could be the Tankery, the somewhat better Panzerfahren, or the superior (and what we use) Senshado.
All the same thing, but just different forms of autism.

I need to stop posting (or at least go to bed and phonepost like a total pleb), so here's a cute gun.

I wonder how NEET would look as a slutty cat girl peddling patches with torn up panty hose....

>>32688164
>tfw you want a Funko maid patch to go with your FNC but everyone thinks Funko a shit
why even live?

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>>32688182

>>32688182
Brown cat girl pls

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>>32688211
Be honest with yourself, brother. Search your heart of hearts and you will see it to be true. Ichiyon is the superior raifu.
>beautiful
>good sense of humor
>.308 stopping power
>full-auto for tactical room clearing and effectively and accurately suppressing enemies at medium range
>sweater vest
>hates commie guns
>big sister type

>>32688270
>massive slut

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>>32688103
uh...uuuuuuuuuuuh

>>32688182
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhh
>I can jerk off to that

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>>32688294
Didn't you tell me a while ago you'd like to be dominated by a futanati :^

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>>32688279
>>massive slut
Not true. She's a pure maiden. Good old American rifle with proper family values.

>>32688341
Your waifu likes it hard and high grain, sure signs of a sex crazed sloot

>>32688101
Oh my god, am I a patchboy now? I feel like I actually matter now! Guess I'd better open a shop tomorrow to make it super duper legit, but what should I call it?

>>32688061
I agree, who knew this could be so... pleasurable...

>>32688103
>>32688182
>IKnowExactlyWhyIHaveThisBoner.gif
Do it! Hell, do femme-NEET and Wood-chan being lewded by Ai, and use it to start the next thread.

I totally won't jerk off to it, I "promise".

>>32688579
WovenWizardry
Merlin's Merrows
Merlin the Mighty's Magnificent Merrows

>>32688600
Merlins Merrowed Memes

>>32688600
...Fuck, yours are better than mine. I was going to do something silly like MagicPatch or something. Yours are better to the point I've already forgotten the other lesser ideas I had.

Once I get the store up and everything going I'll make sure to send you a package full of whatever I have on offer.

Now the real challenge will be finding artists for to make my ideas and mockups into actual patches. Would ~$30 per image plus $0.50 per patch sold (patches would probably be $5-6) be fair for whomever made the art?

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>>32688305
no
i didn't

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>>32688270
FAL best

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>>32688750
orly

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Haven't checked my mail in a while. Just got a bunch of new patches in.

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>>32684472
I'm still waiting, f a m

>>32688858
that's a lot of cocks, m8

>>32688966
A lot by whose standard?

>>32688858
>Innawoods Operating Waifus
>Weapon Grade Waifus

Holy cancer

>>32689129
What's wrong with either of them?

>>32689429
WGW is for profit and people here generally just make patches for fun

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>>32689031
" Any gathering of 3 or more cocks withing a radius of 13ft, soft or hard, is by legal definition a "lot of cocks"" - Lancaster PA ordnance 63109. sub 13a.

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>>32689738
>patch company tries to make money
Literally who cares.

What's it matter if their stuff is halfway decent or you like it? God forbid it cost a few neetbucks more.

>>32689866
You clearly don't know what fags WGW are

>>32689738
>I am a commie, please rape my face

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>>32689881
Clearly I don't care. Do WGW being fags affect the quality of their patches?

>>32689906
>Do WGW being fags affect the quality of their patches?
99% of their patches are shit quality and terrible, not even counting the fact that they steal designs from other people inclouding several stores here
Also, they doxx people, but sure, go ahead, give your money to the biggest jews on the internet

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>>32689429
>>32689866
>>32689906

honestly the only shit talk i hear about wgw are just people gossiping like women in every threads instead of legit proofs,
and when asked for evidence, people are just grasping at straws without any conclusive pics/screenshots of said events,
even some fake rumors manage to spread in here so it's no wonder.

beside, i'm equally disgusted by the circlejerking around patch threads comparable to the katawa shoujo general from /vg/,
i bought a few patches from patch thread webstores and wgw included, i don't care about the internal catfights anymore,
patch threads are proven to be the sissiest /k/ threads next to people sticking bolts and barrels up their assholes.

unless there's real proof of them being the most evil dicks in the world next to the communist party, i'll keep buying what i like from them, but for now, they have fucking Dutchko patch.

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>>32689738
>He's mad that people use their businesses to make money

>>32689982
I also hear they rape puppies, kick babies, and were the reason moot left.

So long as I like their stuff I'll keep buying like I do from everybody on here.

>>32690099
I was just explaining why people don't like them, I don't care one way or another.

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Okay enough drama, let's discuss the real problem we have here.

Nobody has done a Kusanagi patch which is a fucking shame. She's was /ak/ before that was even a thing.

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>>32683614
Dope. I'll need that

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>>32690099

>>32690138
/k/ is for Kensuke, moot barely watched anything besides Eva, and the Major is nowhere near as /k/ as Kensuke was.

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>giving WGW niggers (You)s

>>32690138
I guess I know what I'm doing on my 4hr break

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>>32689866
>that stitching

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>>32690098
>patch threads are proven to be the sissiest /k/ threads
>says the guy who owns a bunch of anime patches and a patch with a literal dong on it

It's sad that WGW has better patch designs than most of you

>>32690465
>Generic_anime_girl_with_a_gun_inserted_somewhere_in_the_patch_to_try_and_make_it_seem_somewhat_weapons_related #406

>>32690479
Well that raises my moral so they get my money.

>>32690536
Alright then, WGW.

>>32690536
It raises your "morale". If you had morals you wouldn't buy from them

:^)

>>32690684
Kek

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>>32690099
>PK
>Calling other people shit

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>>32690684
Status:
[ ] Not Wrecked
[X] Wrecked

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>>32690734

>>32689982
what designs have they stolen and from which stores?

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Crimson, 2hu, got my orders from you. I felt like dogshit coming home from the doctor, found these in the mail, and now I feel pretty alright.

Patches make me feel alive. Might make that into a patch, actually.