Se/k/ret Santa

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>>32683048
And here's the final burn list. Out of 230~ participants, we have 16 either grinched or undergifted. Not bad considering this was all honor system based on an italian noodlemancy forum. 95%+ gifting rate.

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Bampu

Bump
I need you santa

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Bump

What happened to everyone? I was sure the other burned participants would be checking for these threads...

>>32686652
I think they know. Creep has been emailing people the last few days and a few people contacted him to get on the grinched list.

>>32686679
I know. I'm on the list already, but I'm so damn impatient that I need these threads to stay informed on any other developments.

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>>32686750
Chin-up anon. Soon Santa will visit us too.

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>>32688000
Czech'd

Bump. Try and keep this one from getting archived lads.

>>32688275
That picture made me highly uncomfortable.

Still no word on my burn heal. Shouldn't be surprised, crimson didn't even respond to my email or probably the of the other 20 anon who were grinched.

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>>32689303
What do you honestly get out of trolling a thread that has only like 5 anons posting in it?

>>32689303
Fuck off already. You're the same faggot trying to troll every other thread.
Creep is in way too deep to fuck us over now. Plus he has a pretty good reputation around /k/. I don't think he would risk tarnishing that, or losing money from customers of his store.

Stop crying like a little bitch.

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>>32683091
>tfw feel like I might have sent a fairly weak $35-40 category gift.
>never saw anon post his unboxing.
Are any of the undergifted anons from PA?

>>32689477
Ya dun goofed again bill

>>32689477
Yep

Anon in TN. I gotcha senpai. I'll have to get a couple things on your list so in about a week I'll make you whole bby

>>32689641
>tfw get to spend another week monitoring these threads to see if my Santa posts like I did the weeks before Christmas

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Bumpski

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I'm pretty hyped.

>>32692512
What state are you from?

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>>32683048
Next year I'm going to send someone a box of rusty steel casings picked up from the range.

>>32692658
NJ

>>32692682
Didn't get you. Was hoping my target would be active on here

Any word on the patch coupons?

>>32693308
Creep said he was waiting until the burn heal presents get all paired up and sent. I think he did all the pairings already so should be soon

>>32693326
>Creep said he was waiting until the burn heal presents get all paired up and sent. I think he did all the pairings already so should be soon

Swag

Anyone get an NM target?

>>32683091
Damn I feel bad for that $100 anon.

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>>32693507
That one was actually me, kek. I thought there'd be more burns/undergifts in the $100+ tier, but I'm glad there weren't. Still happy my target got his stuff and liked it, and I'm pretty excited to see what my new Santa will get me.

>>32693724
Sorry I didn't get you anon. You'll he taken care of though.

>>32693724
Whatcha get senpai?

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>>32696166
Nothing yet.

>>32696358
Oh you were straight burned I thought you were in the undergifted bracket

>>32696387
I don't think those under gifted guys should get anything. On top of the constant shitposting most got some nice stuff. A low tier guy got a nice morakniv fixed blade knife and a Sam Jackson Pulp Fiction wallet, and another got a $20 book, a can of oil, and some WGW patches that were at least $7 each.

Glad I'm not a register or I'd feel pretty bad getting one of those guys.

>>32696523
>On top of the constant shitposting
That wasn't even them though. One of them even sent Creep an email saying that the trolls were just using his gift pics.

Some were borderline but looks like a fair number of burned for real too. I got a partial burn but I'm going to fix it and more. I'm not going to lie I'd prefer a pure burn but I'll still step up

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>>32683048
Thanks for the thread guys, I've been busy and and didn't even check to see if there was one up.

I've matched up a few of the burns with new Santas already from the guys that had emailed me recently to say they were still interested in helping. I just sent an email to everyone that said "yes" on the form to state they wanted to be Burn Relief as well. There were a LOT more people on the Burn Relief List than Burn Victims so I should have more than enough replies by tomorrow, then I can wrap up the Burn Matchups and we'll do the final box opening on the 30th and I'll send out the emails with Coupon Codes to go towards a patch to all of the confirmed gifters.

Thank you all for a wonderful Secret Santa, from those that have stepped up to help with burns to everyone that sent out a gift and especially those that put their heart into it. You guys are what make /k/ the best board.

>>32698285
No problem Creep.

I've got one of you burn victims covered.

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>>32698285

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>>32698285
Time to get that sweet pantsu patch

>>32698285
Do re-gifters get a second coupon or just the satisfaction of cleaning up someone else's mess and saving /k/ristmas?

>>32699860
I think there was mention of a special burn heal patch, but ask creep.

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>>32699860
Burn victims will get a coupon for special patches.

>>32706557
wat

>>32707154
Mother fucking kfc sunscreen that smells like fried chicken. Super limited promotional items that my burn victim will get so they don't get extra crispy

>>32707154
BTW it smells like used fryer oil. It's fucking gross

>>32708022
Who even makes that?

>>32691563
What gun is this?

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Bamp keep it alive lads.

>>32711410
Modified 1911. Not mine

I wonder how many of the grinched anons are getting dragon dildos from their new santas.

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>>32712872
oh blease oh blease

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>tfw didn't get grinched but still waiting on my package
this wait feels eternal

>>32714928
It's okay anon. Will it be here in time for the Jan 30th unboxing?

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>>32714890
>>32712872

Did anyone even get dragon dildos during the christmas unboxing?

>>32716455
A couple dildos were sent

>>32683048
Someone is getting 10 trillion dollars.

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>>32717611
Is Donald Trump participating?

>>32683048
So if we haven't received an email letting us know we are going to be sending a gift to a burn victim we won't be getting that opportunity?'

>>32717629
We are going to make this Secret Santa great again. It is gonna be great, believe me. Your going to be getting so many gifts you will be all like "hey stop, its too much. I can't handle the wining."

>>32683048
Lehi, UT guy.
I'll be sending you my burn relief on monday.

>>32718226
Email Creep and ask him. He said there were a lot more replacement Santas who signed up than burn victims.

>>32718295
He told me I was already matched and then nothing. It's all good, ain't like I'm holding my breath.

Undergifted anon here.

Thanks Creep, you a best.
Big thanks to all the burn supporters, as well. You da real MVPs

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>>32718681
Prepare for dildos.

>>32719770
Apparently my anus will grow three sizes as well.

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>>32719835
So that will make it what, a size sixteen now?

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>>32720503
DELET THIS

>>32718236
I think someone actually did sign up as trump as a joke.

Bresents in nine days gomrades.

>>32698285
Will that coupon code work for both vinyl and embroidered patches?

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>>32683048
Hey can I join the secret Santa?

>>32724062
Whatchu want desu

>>32724604
To be loved

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>>32725392
Love you anon

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>>32725526
Th...Thanks

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>>32727070
I sure hope you aren't shouldering that, goy.

>>32727726
I shoulder the fuck out of it. I believe when I put it on I had 0 intention of shouldering it and believe that keeps me legal.

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>tfw ups came by today
>they almost never show up
>got really excited
>it was just something I forgot I ordered like two weeks ago

>>32683048
Did all the replacement santas get assigned already?

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>>32683048
wrong-address mistake sekret santa, you're a real bro. appreciate the stuff, especially the bayonet and shovel

What bayonet is that?

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>>32714928
Soon anon.

>>32729937
IT'S NOT TIME FOR THE BURN RELIEF UNBOXING THREAD REEEEEE

>>32732392
Not burn relief, just late delivery

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>>32727746
Absolute madman

>>32732984
I'm happy you got your stuff anon.

>tfw still waiting for mine

>>32727746
Rip doggos

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>>32683048
Alright, everyone has finally been paired up. Just sent out an email to all of the Burn Victims and the Burn Relief Santas.

"I apologize for the tardiness on my behalf. All of the Burn/Undergifted Pairings have finally gone out. I want to personally say thank you to every Burn Relief Santa being awesome and willing to step up to the plate in your fellow /k/ommandos' times of need. You are the ones that really make /k/ the best board on 4chan.

To the Burn Victims, this email is to confirm that you are not forgotten, no /k/ommando left behind. You have been paired up with a generous /k/ommrade willing to ensure you have a Merry (Belated) Christmas. Ideally you will get your package in the next week. We will have a box opening thread on the 30th.

If anyone has any questions or concerns let me know. "

I'll be sending out the Patch Coupons via email to all of the folks that confirmed with me they sent out a gift. The Burn Relief Santas will get something extra for there kindness and dedication to their fellow /k/ommrades.

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>>32735090
Thank you based merchant

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>>32735090
Thanks for all you've done the past month with putting this together, creep. After 2015 I had my doubts, but you came through.

>>32735090
Crimson I sent you a couple emails to see if you could find out the age of my guy to see if he could legally get something. Did you find out anything?

>>32736241
Bump

>>32731085
Swiss K31

>>32736241
Where is your target located?

>>32738130
Tn

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Got the last part of my SS gift. Love the plushy, plan to use it as my field pillow next field op.