Could the UK invade and conquer Canada? No allies and no nukes.

They could show up anywhere in Canada except perhaps Quebec and say: "we're running this place again" and everybody would just shrug and roll with it.

>>32681368
Taking it would be a cakewalk but they lack the manpower to hold it, that is a shit load of territory to cover.

>>32681368
Would winter be a significant factor

I can't imagine the average Brit doing too well in a prairie winter

>>32681368
Yeah, would only have a few angsty asians to contend with anyway, same queen, values and history and respect and all that

>>32681823
We do training in Norway and..canada

>>32681368
Well with Mr. "if you kill your enemies they win" in charge then I would say just about anyone can take over Canada these days.

>>32681368
The UK doesn't have enough soldiers to occupy it.

Isn't there a big load of UK tanks already in Canada? That's where they train if I'm not mistaken.

They could easily beat Canada in a war. The size of the place may come into in but 70% or something live right on the US border so that negates a lot of territory to hold.

>>32681905

They only have to hold the population centers, most of Canada is empty.

>>32681905
Would only need 20,000 or so, not like there would be resistance really, if it were a different country like China then it would probably be a different story

>>32681943
>Isn't there a big load of UK tanks already in Canada? That's where they train if I'm not mistaken.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Army_Training_Unit_Suffield

>>32681943

There's aprox challengers 2 <30 tanks in Canada.

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>legacy Hornets so old and frail they need zimmer-frames to intercept bandits
>a couple of P3s
>1 destroyer
>12 frigates
>4 ex-RN diesel boats

how can you let CURRENT YEAR man do this canada?

>>32681368
Nope. We have the Monroe Doctrine. We told Europe 100 years ago you aren't allowed to do anything in the Western Hemisphere.

So sorry bitch, you can't mess with my hat.

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Canada is in good hands

>>32682102
Yeah we can, legally anyway if the queen does so desire to dissolve the Canadian parliament and/or repeal the 1983 act , it is not considered a foreign country legally to Britain, which is why they have a High-Commissioner rather than an ambassador.

May be able to save them from weedman

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>>32682159
Sure you can. Not only did your country be ruled by a fucking woman, you think that shit still applies?

Canada allows it as a formality, because they are polite. The US wouldn't allow it by any shape or form.

Have a gif of your slut queen, is it tea time govna?

>>32682211
>you think that shit still applies?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2008%E2%80%9309_Canadian_parliamentary_dispute

She dissolved Canada's government because they couldn't agree on anything.

>>32682211
>US wouldnt allow it
Yeah that shit does still apply, she did it to australia a few years ago.

US wouldnt do shit and doesnt have the power to do shit, its entirely out of US jurisdiction and would constitute an invasion

The sanctions would lose the US a shit ton of money in reprisals as well as breach the 'five eyes' defense agreement which would compromise your security against China and in turn bring in Britain's allies and probably America's enemies , who would take America's side?
Nobody in Europe, nobody in south america, nobody in asia bar maybe taiwan.

And whats wrong with a woman prime minister? Thatcher had bigger balls then 'bongo

The real question is what is the least amount of soldiers they would have to use. Everything important is within 100m of the us border. Canada relies on the US for security.

The hardest part would be trying to take the northwest passage again

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>>32681368

The UK has got much more worse things to worry about.


SERIOUS SHTF PREPPING DOCUMENTS COLLECTION
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>>32682354
>russia moving forces across an ocean

kek

>>32682276
OK so a woman rules you...

Nice.
>>32682293
Well we didn't prefer that so we went another direction. This is /lol/ /pol/ shit anyway.

>>32682371
Its /pol shit because it involves actual details?
You are the one memeing about "a woman leads you" which is more /pol than anything i said

>>32682354

>russian northern fleet projecting power west of Kola

you almost rused me for a sec lad

They already did 400 years ago.

>>32682354
This isnt the cold war anymore anon, Russia is a mess. Only realistic invader of America or anywhere important now is China , but not yet- its army is more of a political tool than anything and it is pretty underdeveloped

>>32682371
>OK so a woman rules you...

You're still ruled by a nigger

>>32681368
>Could the UK invade and conquer Canada?

But why would we? Canada is cool.

>>32682428
If weedman went too far or if we wanted to restart the empire more formally

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>>32682393
Details about Europe? Who the fuck cares?

Why don't Europeans have their own place online where they talk to each other and leave Americans alone?

We don't give a monkeys ass about you...

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>>32682211
>It's another foreigner thinks the UK is run by the Queen episode

>>32681368
U.K. wouldn't be able to. They'll start off strong with with a superior Airforce, but quickly fall behind once they run out of planes to crash into buildings. After that they can attempt to maybe create sbieds (ship borne improvised explosive devices) , but they'll really only be able to fuck up the coastal regions.

>>32682475
You suck her cock. I know you're technically a Democracy. America taught you that.

>>32682458
>leave Americans alone
In this instance its the Americans who are getting involved

>who the fuck cares?
In this instance America cares because it needs trade in order to sustain itself and its citizens standards of living and it does a lot of its trade with Europe.

>We dont give a monkey's ass about you...
We do not care for you either, Americans have an awful reputation in general.
We only take interest in you because of trade, we take interest in everywhere because of trade.
You also have hilarious reality tv with your meme politicians, but our news covers every important election and development in regards to trade.

>>32681368

Isn't Canada already part of the UK

>>32682500
t.republicuck AmericANO

>>32682543
No you take Interest in us because you aren't self sufficient.
>>32682546
They used to be. England was once a great Empire. But not anymore.

>>32682500
We were a democracy before the new world was colonised.

also, what is magna carta?

>>32682574
>England was once a great Empire
>England was once
>England

>>32682574
Why would this cause us to take special interest in America?

>>32682554
Are you from England? I speak English as an American... So why do I do it more gooder?
>>32682587
What do you call your shitty Island then? It's not England anymore?

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"Why should we fight" he asked me,
"'Cause England is at war?
Why are they fighting now, Dad,
What are they fighting for?
What does it mean to you, Dad,
To babes, and mum, and me?
The Germans won't come here
From away across the sea.
So why should you go there, Dad,
And leave us here to cry?
Is it cause England owns us?
Is that the reason why?"
His eyes look widely at me,
I tightly held my son,
And this is how I answered,
His questions one by one.

"We fight when England calls us,
For in her sacred keep
The ashes of our fathers
Lie in her soil asleep.
And many times for England
They fought that she'd be free,
And they are part of England,
And so, my son, are we.
And some may pass her by, lad,
And some may scorn her hand,
But we must be forever
A part of that fair land.
For everything we have son,
That's good and fine and just
Was washed in British blood
And given to us on trust.

"And we must keep that trust, son,
Against the force of greed.
And fight beside old England
Whenever she's in need.
And once again she's calling
Across the Empire wide,
And all her Empire answers:
"You'll find us at your side"
Oh yes, we're owned by England,
But we own England, too,
As you are part of me son,
And I am part of you"

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>>32682604
You cant do anything properly brent, apart from shart in the mart

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>>32682642
If you've never shit your pants you haven't partied. You can do better, this is banter.

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>>32682669

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>>32682756
White shorts was a bad decision.

Hey I'm white let's not fight.

>>32682475
He could have been talking about May.

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>>32682805
Alrai but ought not insult our monarch m8

http://flashbak.com/1942-extracts-from-gi-handbook-instructions-for-american-servicemen-in-britain-14231/

>>32682063
Libreal.
MCGA.

>>32682458
Betty white is gangsta as fuck

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>>32682843
OK I'm down with that. Goerge Washington tho. Boss as fuck.

Don't even ask my about my Thomas Jeffersons.

(For real tho we have to stay United). White men gotta own the World.

>>32682604
>What do you call your shitty Island then?

Aw, this adolescent hates his parents. cute.

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>>32682805
>Hey I'm white let's not fight.

White pride is for mongrel nations like America who have no sense of national unity and achievement. Being 'white' is the only thing they have to clutch onto.

If you're going to be a supremacist be a national supremacist.

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>>32682962
You aren't a person.

>>32682962
Probably true
But could be proud of the germanic race though couldnt they? And they have lots of non-whites so i suppose it makes it easier

>>32682843
The modern royalty still ride into battle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6R4X7OeL3Mc

>The US couldn't do anything
Well sure ok, but then the rest of the world looks at GB and go "But Why?"

>>32683110
"stop hitting him, he's already dead"

>>32681368
The UK would win militarily, but Canada would be a bitch to hold, and constant guerrilla attacks by assblasted farmers, as well as poor weather would slow shit down. Does the UK have the resources needed to hold all the important bits ?

>>32683117
>said the world after the US was done for what the U.K did to their favorite hat

>>32683110
For whatever pretext we had, maintain order or somesuch.
France was with us last time and would be again, China wants to do similar things and Israel and Russia already have.

>>32683146
>said the world after the US was done for what the U.K did to their favorite hat

I have no idea what you're trying to say. are you a retard you did you go to an american school?

>>32683170
Shush

>>32683146
>after the US was done for what the U.K did

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

>>32682546
>>32682574
Canada has never been a part of the United Kingdom (of Great Britain and Northern Ireland). It used to be a colony and remains a Commonwealth member. These are all different things.

>>32682604
The island which is home England, Scotland and Wales is called Great Britain, because it is the biggest of the British Isles. The country you refer to as England is officially the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, or UK for short. Northern Ireland is included separately because it is in fact not part of Great Britain.

Anything else you need help understanding?

>>32683263
>>32682604

This will explain it for you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daB7np-RtOM

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>>32683263
No I don't care, I'm good. I'm an American. Glad you understand your own Geography tho.

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>>32683263

>Britcuck thinking the world cares about the etymology of his medieval kingdom

>>32683646
We were indeed fools to think Americans valued knowledge or education

>>32683232
>>32683263
>>32683340
European people still think they are relevant? Who boosts their ego?

UK army adds more females, then dresses up as rapefugees, gets paid to relocate to Canada with women. Breeding and voting ensue, only Quebec is butthurt. Civilized Canadians nuke Quebec and nothing of value is lost.

>>32683721
The fact you get so upset at us stating facts helps.

>>32681368
The Queen is still on their money.
I think they could send a polite letter to Canada, and the Canadians would probably be all "Hm, okay, I guess."

If the UK invaded or assumed direct control of the Canadian government, I highly doubt that the US would do or say anything. Face it, the US has a special relationship with the U.K., I think we'd gladly throw the Canadians under the bus to have the Brits next door.

>>32685798
>I think we'd gladly throw the Canadians under the bus to have the Brits next door.
A lot of Canadians are bro-tier though.
No doubt that liberals in places like New York would welcome Britain coming next door though.

Canadian resistance would amount to a couple of pissed off Quebecois and Albertans with SKS's, and they hate each other more than they hate the British so they mostly use it as an excuse to fight.

>>32681368
Well the queen could just come in and say she's taking over our country. Does that count as an invasion?

>>32685872
You just know it would only amount to "Oh they have such cool accents! It's like Doctor Who but in real life!"

Europe is still posting in this garbage?

Holy shit, get a life.

>>32685872
Britain is liberal though, and the canadians wouldnt die or anything or even be ruled by foreigners-per-se
There would be basically no difference

>>32682113
the new Ranger rifle is go damn sexy

>>32686247
I dont know why everyone think quebec hate alberta.... Only liberal shit hole are hated
If the brits came and took all major cities all the region would fair much better now they would be cut from liberals shit hole in fact every canadian hate liberals city's with most of the hate toward Ottawa

Alberta and quebec countrie people would be friend if it wansnt for liberal

>>32682113
Have to operate in such a shit environment that only simple gun function
Didnt the brits have a shit gun that broke every 50 bullet ?

Which provinces would be the most/least likely to fight back

>>32682102
>Monroe Doctrine
>100 years ago
>tfw Canada has been around longer than the Monroe doctrine

>>32682063
Yikes. I thought us Kiwis were in bad shape.

If Britain invaded us, would America help us? You can have free maple syrup and svts.

>>32686892
Albertafag here, I hope for that too. Most Albertans just want Quebec to be independent and not have to share our Oil Money with anyone else.

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>>32682036
the empty parts are widely spread resource rich areas populated largely by the most conservative and likely to rebel

holding the population centers doesn't mean dick if the hicks burn down the prairies, the oilfield and all the powerplants on their way to start building forts in the mountains

Wow. I bet Russia could invade Canada even more easily.

>>32682063
You can thank the Liberals in general for that, particularly Chretien.

>>32681404
What's Quebec going to do? Cry and ask for Alberta's help?

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>>32682354
>mexico
>cuba
>invading the US
also
>Russian navy making it past Norway without its ships sinking before engaging the enemy

>>32682354
http://www.globalfirepower.com/countries-comparison-detail.asp?form=form&country1=russia&country2=united-states-of-america&Submit=COMPARE

Russia's only military strength is it's nukes.

>>32681848
I moved from the UK 10 years ago, sorry to say but i've still not gotten used to -40c with a windchill of -50c. Winter is a big factor to deal with.

Besides nobody can take over Canada, there is no army big enough to occupy Canada in its entirety, and with more guns per capita than the US haha good luck

>>32687071
Only if you agree to be our 51st state

>>32688299
>more guns per capita than the US
u fucking wot? You do realize that even the most conservative of estimates put out guns per capita at 1.2, right?

>>32688328
sorry but you don't want that.

Imagine another California that still feels like it wants more powers and control because "we're not like you."

You're better off creating a confederacy between Canada and the US, merge the security agencies/armed forces, Canada adopts the US constitution, US gets more access to oil and raw resources and create an open border for easier movement. Merging the governments would be incredibly hard and would give more power to the democrats and libtards due to the amount of them in our country.

Trust me, you don't want the democrats to have more voters than they already have.

T. Canucker

>>32687071
If America helped Canada
>Britishfags even more pissed at the US, but that doesn't really make a difference
>free maple syrup
>cheap Soviet milsurp
>Canadians will start sucking American dick
If America helps out the British
>???
What exactly do we gain if we support the Brits?

>>32688392
>What exactly do we gain if we supprt the Brits?
you get more muslim migrants

>>32688392
>What exactly do we gain if we support the Brits?

You wouldn't get nuked.

>>32686997
Umm. America has been around longer than the Monroe Doctrine too.

Did you have a point to make you fucking imbocil?

>>32681368
but Canada and UK belong to the Crown, thats stupid as fuck.

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There's a relatively small subsection of people in the UK who can actually go about their normal day with an inch of snow on the ground, I doubt we'd do well in Canada. And we wouldn't want to invade the Bronadians anyway.

>>32682113
>all them spare mags
That's pretty cool actually.

>>32682063
Fuck that shit, our military has been in decline since chretien and harper didn't do anything to make it better. It's not just a liberal problem, it's a problem with Canada's society thinking that we don't need really need a military. No politician, from any of the parties except maybe the BLOQ will have an easy time campaigning for increased / better military capacity.

And the unbiased truth is that we don't, because the US will take care of us. I still wish we had a strong one though, to express our sovereignty and to distance ourselves from the U.S. a bit.

>>32688246
Not really.

>>32688392
Control of the world's maple syrup supply.
And a lot of French people.

>>32688392
Your balls back.

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>Be American
>Act like you love democracy and are the greatest one to ever exist
>When America isn't a democracy

Does the UK have the equipment required for winter war? I fucking doubt it

Canada's military is pretty rag-tag but they have winter equipment and winter training and I really can't foresee the UK being able to handle -20c fighting

>>32682113
They aren't really soldiers, please stop posting them as an example of the canadian forces. They're natives who patol the arctic and assist with rescue operations and chase polar bears out of towns. and occasionally practice shooting.

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>>32691417
>He doesn't understand the concept of a Democratic Republic

That European education, Lady (boys) and Gentlemen

>>32691462
The UK trains in Canada and Scandinavia all the time.

I'm going to assume they have Arctic gear

>>32682354
I can't wait for the day I can send 18 y/o Ivans back to the motherland in peices back to their sweaty babooshkas

>>32682543
We only take interest in you because of trade

Nigga you went full retard your trade is entirely dependent on the US.

Fucking stupid tiny country, low GDP, no resource European POS

>>32691609
Your nation is an oligarchy, not a democracy.

>>32683646
>Britcuck
I'm not British, I'm from Sweden. Doesn't change the fact that I know at least the basics of European geography or history.

>>32683721
>European people still think they are relevant?
Yes. I'm not into the whole ameridumb bashing that usually goes on but some of you really need to realise that your country is not that fucking exceptional.

>>32691768
There is no point addressing your ignorance, my time and knowledge is wasted on you

>>32681368

Yes. In fact, they will even bend over and spread their cheeks for us.

>>32682276
Canada's government dissolved itself, the Governor-General is involved mostly as a formality.

>>32691623
Training in the cold and fighting a war in the cold are two different things

>>32685798
UK invading Canada requires such a major realignment of international politics that it's useless to assume the special relationship still applies. America could very well take exception to an invasion of a neighbouring, utterly peaceful and inconsequential country by a foreign power.

>>32681823
As a brit, can confirm this.
Snow is deeper than 5mm, country turns to shit.
On the opposite side though: Temperature gets above 30c and everything turns to shit.
Basically, we only like it when It's raining, so we can complain about it/ask someone who's just walked in and is clearly piss wet through if it is still raining.

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>>32682354
Russia would need its entire military to actually have a chance against the USA, attacking the UK at the same time ? suicide.

Even if we're only counting US and UK vs Russia. They'd still be crazy to try it.

The States has ELEVEN navel battle groups that can deploy that are each more powerful than the entire blue water Russian navy and soon enough the UK will have two.

Russia now lacks the ability to move the amount of troops they need to invade the UK, even if they had the ships they'd be unable to defend them against British Jets and Submarines. " cyka they could para drop " No. No they couldn't. Even if the Russians managed to get air superiority over north England they don't have the Aircraft to drop nearly enough forces to get any kind of decent foothold. and like i just said lack the ability to supply them in any way before we have to scrape mushed slav from the treads of Challenger 2's.

I wont even bring up an Invasion of the USA because that's even more stupid.

Rule Britannia and god bless America

The UK could invade, but not conquer. It just doesn't have the materials or manpower to cover the nation. I doubt they could hold Quebec, and crossing the prairies would be essentially impossible given the lack of roads infrastructure. Realistically, they could take the maritimes and Ontario. Quebec would separate and the Brits would consent to consolidate forces and western Canada would form a new nation. Lol, or they try to invade BC and China invades "to stop the persecution of ethnic Chinese".

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>>32682613
holy shit this is the most spooked thing I've read all year. read some fucking stirner mate