Welcome to the /k/ bar. What the fuck do you want?

>>32673045
Double jameson on ice

We're not doing this.

>>32673045
milk on the rocks with a twist of lemon

Cosmo-line

>>32673045
I said come in, don't just stand there!

Monkey Cum extra frosty

>>32673045
A glass of self-respect please.

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>>32673045
I'll take 1 OP. Hold the faggot.

>That's a tall order

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A good stout with coffee and tobacco notes, followed by a good bourbon neat while I smoke a pipe of Old Dark Fired.

give me some amasec and a shotgun, please

>>32673045
Vodka with a x54r round in it, EXTRA CORROSIVE.

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>>32673109
>tfw we're all out.

>>32673045

>What'll you have?
I'll take a pitcher of Yuengling.
>How many glasses?
Just one, thanks.

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>>32673045
>I'll have a PB&J

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>>32673045

I WANNA TAKE YOU TO A KAY BAR KAY BAR, I WANNA TAKE YOU TO A KAY BAR

captain and coke double.

lemme get a line if brown brown

>>32673045
i want a appletini

I'm trying to force a meme on normiebook gun pages about $8 shots of .338 memeua being comparable to shots of patron.

>>32673045
I don't want another DUI so I drink at home now.

>>32673045
I'll take a Guiness and a set of springs for Armalite -18 ye laibach lookin' cunt.

>>32673453
Easy on the 'tini.

>>32673045
I just want to take a shit and not buy any drinks, can I come in?

>>32673045
whiskey old fashioned, and don't be stingy on the bitters

water

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Bailey's on the rocks. I would say a pint of Guinness, but another anon already claimed it.

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>>32673045
I'll have the Chili n Seabass

>>32673045
Room temp water, I'm not a degenerate.

>>32673469
Fag. Just wait an hour for each drink you have, like a reasonable person.

>>32673045
whisky neat anything irish is fine

>>32673045
Hamm's Special Light, keep 'em coming

>>32673668
I'm not a chick. An hour each drink. What are you some lame college boy. 4 or 5 beers an hour plus a shot or two. In too hours I'm shiface

>>32673652
and yet you're still a faggot

Whiskey and soda

>>32673045
beer

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>>32673128
You are an enormous loser. Sad!

>>32673686
fuck that wait an hour shit, just get a taxi
or are you too poor

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I'll take a Tom Collins and some Isley Brothers on the jukebox please.

>>32673721
I ain't no city boy. Theirs no taxi here.

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>>32673045
Beer and a shot

keep'em come OP

you faggot

>>32673045
Trayvon Special

20 liter Molotov cocktail with a side of Leninade: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7DJ5hbA4R8

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One of these, please.

>>32673745
>this fucker has no idea where the /k/ bar is
i took an uber to get here, nincompoop

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>>32673757

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>>32673045
Johnny Jump-Up with Jameson, and a spot next to Liev Schreiber.


On that note, how're you doing /k/?
I feel like shit.

>>32673792
Urber this isn't New York city

>>32673045
dead nazi

half jaeger and half rumplemintz, shaken with ice and strained

>>32673763
This is as Slav as it gets.

>>32673986
that sounds horrible

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>>32673128

So much faggotry in one post. How do you manage to do it?

>>32673069
That's fucking disgusting

>>32674357
it helps me bones

>>32673986
>dead nazi
>not fire and ice shot

>>32673045

Grayhound with a twist of lime.

Washington Apple please

>>32673986
>>32674291
At a bar now, order a tasting of that mix. Not too bad. Not even a shot guy. Tastes like thin mints. The anise is pretty subdued, at least how she poured it

>>32674414
Ordered*

Also Captain and Pepsi with Yuenglings now and again throughout

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I'll take a Snakebite sir

Crown sour. Got pulltabs?

>>32673045
milk pls. Can't stay up too late or mummy will be mad.

Three fingers of Devil's Cut on the rocks, thanks.

One water please.

Sailor Jerry's.

>>32673045
Freedom for us Canadians and a SVD.
Oh, and a rum and cola. Spiced

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>>32673700
>>32674337

There are people in here ordering snakebites and bailey's...

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One friendly beer please

>>32673045
/k/bar
kabar

>>32673045
I'll just have a water thanks.

Drugs and alcohol are for degenerates.

>>32673045
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BEvh6HSQc0

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>get promoted to department manager
>one month later Lowes decides it doesn't need department managers
>literally getting fired tomorrow because I took a promotion

I'll take your biggest strongest cheapest drink and the names of every fat chick/cute guy in the bar

>>32673045
I just want a dr pepper desu familia. idk why but it sounds real good.

>>32675789
I thought the same thing

>>32676057
that really sucks.

>>32676007
He'll have a martini, shaken not stirred

>>32673267
haha is that a fucking tracing of Shinji in the background?

>>32673328
I just saw one of those get confiscated on an episode of Cops

>>32673668
Nigger you think I wanna hang out at the bar for 5-6 hours

>>32676007
>put on best "I'm athiest debate me" shirt
>grab infant sized vape with 15 ounce marshmallow turbo diesel 0% nicotine juice
>cargo pants and flip flops
>fedora of course
>jump into dodge neon and drive 4 hours to the nearest bar
>walk into bar filled with blue collar workers
>bar tender looks haggard and borderline suicidal
>flop up to the bar pushing a tired power line worker out of the way
>avoid sitting on too small for my frame bar stool
>bar tender ignores me
>2 hours later he finally sighs after a conversation with an off duty sheriff and walks over to me
>i smirk and say "i'll have a wat becus dgnrt"
>"you'll have to speak up son i lost most of my hearing in vietnam"
>cough a little and dry my palms on the cleanest parts of my cargo pants
>"can i get a degenerate because i'm an alcohol and your a water"
>bar tender looks at me more confused
>"i'll get you a light beer son"
>cough a bit more and fish out my Iphone
>man standing behind me can see my rainbow dash wallpaper
>calls me a faggot and walks to the other side of the bar
>"ha ha y-you too" i manage to squeak out
>bar tender brings me a dusty zima"

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>>32676155
What's worse is I actually like the job I got
>finally off sales floor
>still lots of physical work
>nightcrew guys are weird but bro tier and genuinely interesting
>paperwork is oddly satisfying

I'm taking any severance pay they offer. There's plenty of work in South Florida especially for young big guys. Positive side is that I'll go shopping for my first gun since moving down here.

Just a coors light pls

White Russian, Jack and coke and screwdrivers until you won't serve me anymore.

>>32673442
Is it your own powder?

I'll take a bottle of Jägermeister, thanks.

How are you holding up, /k/? I hope everything is alright in your life. And I wish the best of luck to the anon that lost his job.

I'll take a four horsemen and a lemon drop with salt instead of sugar

yeah i'll take a red moco cooler

>>32673128
*tips fedora*

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All the money in the register

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Ein Hefeweizen!

>>32673066
First post best post

I don['t drink while carrying...

I'll take a coke

>>32673045
Vodka

>>32673328
What is this?

>>32673045
I'll take a gondola, extra tall.

A porter and a shot of bourbon

Seagram's Gin with Arnold Palmer

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>>32673045
I'll take an apple Somersby, thank you.
>tfw always the fucking person who has to drive everyone home after the part
>tfw the most I get is a beer or some faggot shit like Somersby
At least it tastes okay...

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>>32676531

Nope.

>>32677310
>cuts off the top of his head

We all know anon, stop lying to yourself

>>32677310
how's the weather in portland this time of year

Equal parts gin and lime juice, on ice

>>32673045
For HPA to pass already, can't freaking wait.

>>32676531
He doesn't have a hi power tho?

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>>32677310
>>32677333

SE Texas, and it's actually very nice. Until April, that is.

>>32676410
Other anon here, I added a nice light to my rifle.

Everything else is going to shit, though. I've got BPD, no insurance, and I've been filling out my will slowly for months. I still don't know who to give the rifle to.

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hey guys. todays my birthday. any LEO or cali fags on here?

>driving in fresno county
>get pulled over in my old home town
>went there to get my car insurance
>it had expired by a month and the cop writes me a fixit ticket for it
>check mail weeks later
>court ordered appearance
>outstanding fine of 1200$ plus dollars
>huh? oh shit its from my DUI over a decade ago
>got my DUI when they separated the court and DMV sides of it that year, thought I had the whole thing paid off, guess not
>have no money or job now, just moved to a new town in the mountains
>court date is next week

am I going to jail? are they just gonna ask me for money? what am I looking at here? 3 or 4 days in county?

its my birthday so give me a bushmills on the rocks with a splash of water

Hey I just got my first gun! A round of beers on me!

>>32675707
I live 12 miles from olde hickory, I can get a 6 pack of those of under 10$

TLDR
He paid 12$ for something worth 1.

>>32673045
Got any Brown Brown?

I'll have a flight of whatever you have on tap.

>>32677505

It actually wasn't good, got it at a bottle share. What do they do that is excellent? They're out of Mississippi right?

>>32677415
shit so no LEO's or even criminals to answer this?

>>32673986
You forgot the goldschlager feggit!

a double of Glenlivet 18 and some company thanks

>>32677415
nobody actually owns firearms or knows what they're about on this board, friend. might want to contact a lawyer

>>32677412
your son

take vitamin d supps and realize that god made you in his image and that you are here to live

please live

>>32673045
A gf pls

>>32677412
That's shitty. I hope you'll do alright. But remember, that the world is your oyster.

>>32677499
cheers dude,
i'll take a Alesmith nut brown

>>32673045
Pussy'n'smokes

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>>32677635
>>32677642

Cheapest beer you got. If it's over a two bucks a pint, you can fuck yourself with it.

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You know how to make a Singapore Sling?

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>>32677837
>>32677642
>>32677635

>>32673045
A bowl of peanuts and a bottle of Rainier beer. Leave the cap.

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I will take a Petit Grégory.

One tear of gin. One river of tonic. Then, the little victim - one pitted olive attached to a cube of sugar. Throw it in the drink. Wait for the sugar to dissolve, then drink and eat the olive.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtyEhDgXNX4

>>32673067
No, you're not doing it. Everybody else is clearly doing it.

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>>32673045

>>32673045

a few pitchers of coors light, not tryna get too drunk, but i do wann get up for a piss every 20 minutes or so.

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I'll take a tequila. Blanca. Neat. And a lager.
No, no limes. Thanks.

Yeah, I'll start a tab.

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A glass off wine to go wiv my saucisson pleaze.
No californian crap.

>>32673045
Jack and coke, with 3.333 coasters per chair, apparently

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>>32677927
I'VE BEEN THERE I'M PRETTY SURE
IF THATS IN NEVADA I'VE GOTTEN DRUNK THERE

>>32673045
George T Stagg, neat

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>>32673372

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>>32673045
I'll take a Manhattan.

>>32673045
This thread has given me a great idea to make a home made bar in my woods.... also I'll take a yuenlging

>>32673045
Shiner Bock and some Jameson

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>>32673045
Decent gin, hendricks or aviator is a good choice + grand marnier + 1/2 egg white + fresh lemon juice. Shake the ever loving fuck out of it with ice. Highball glass.
>or
Black Tea + Lemonade + alright white rum, grand plantation or even cruzan works just fine. stir with ice, dump into pint mason jar.

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>>32673045
I'll take some 19 crimes

>>32673744
good man

>>32673045
A glass of cold water and everything you know about the one armed man who killed my father.

>>32678066
I'm from Sonoma and even I think you're a fag

>>32678078
A drink is a drink. Who gives a shit

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>>32677415
I'm in Cali, but no nothing about this situation anon. Wish I could be more help. I would assume they'll ask for money. Probably would garnish your wages before sitting you in the county jail for a few days - they don't make any money feeding you. With a bill that low I'd just make sure you have employment and let them bleed you till it's paid. You'd lose more having a lawyer involved by the time you pay for his/her services.

Oh yeah, happy birthday man.

>>32678078
Wine is redpilled, beer is full of female hormones and will give you bitch tits

One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer please

>>32674357
my friends and I used to make "cement mixers" which was mixing a shot of bailey's and a shot of lime juice in your mouth until it got all curdled and shit

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KONNICHIWA! SAKE KUDASAI! ONEGAISHIMASUUUU!!!!! ARIGATOU GAZAIMASU!!!

>>32673045
Old fashioned.

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>>32677987
yup!

>>32676547
I like the cut of your jib, sailor.

>>32678109
Uh, you're supposed to trick *other* people into ordering those...

>>32678099
I think you have that statement backwards.

I'll have my PBR: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56duVYLsd4Q

>>32673045
Corpse Reviver No.2

Or Sangini neat.

I'll have a bottle of Cossacks Vodka Barkeep. Did you hear about the Pseudo Giants in Yantar?

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>>32673045

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Hard to think of a cocktail more appropriate than the Revolver.

It's bourbon, a tiny bit of coffee liqueur, and a few shakes of orange bitters, if anybody's wondering.

>>32673372
I GOT SOMETHING TO PUT IN YOU!
I GOT SOMETHING TO PUT IN YOU!
I GOT SOMETHING TO PUT IN YOU!

>>32679893
Who orders stuff like this? I only ever mix clear liquors, and even then it's just Gin and Tonics, and Martinis.

Bourbon is fine, why must you mix everything?

>>32673045
A Gurkha beer

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greetings, which bathroom has a gloryhole in it