Apparently some crazy fuck is coming to my house. Waiting in

Wut

>>32665793
Pizza delivery drivers aren't ALL crazy, and usually they just want a tip, not a gunfight.

>>32665798
It's a oh boy 3am thread
But it's actually 4am here

>>32665804
2am out here in cuck country.

>>32665801
He's my mother's stalker. But I wouldn't mind some pizza right now desu. I was on my way to McDonald's before my plans got cancelled.

Who /perusingKaybeforegoingmimis/ here

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godspeed from Okinawa, Jpaan

>it's not night time here but have pic related anyways.

POST PIC OF BODY BEFORE THE COPS SHOW UP AND TAKE AWAY YOUR FUNS.

But you can't have a shootout in Australia, you don't have the proper license.

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>>32665819
They wont take Sheila away from me will they?

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keep us posted OP

>>32665812
So why is he coming to your house? Are you armed? With what?

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>>32665825
He probably won't do shit. He's a pussy even though I'm crippled. There's my wheelchair over there.

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>>32665830
Apparently he's coming for my ma but she's at a hotel right now. She might come back I don't know. This is Sheila.

>>32665822
IF YOU SHOOT SOMEONE, YES, EVEN IF IT IS JUSTIFIED, AND YOU WILL BE ARRESTED. AFTER A TRIAL AND A LOT OF LEGAL FEES, if THEY FIND YOU INNOCENT YOU MAY GET HER BACK.

>>32665834
If that's your wheelchair why aren't you in it? Did Sheila take the picture for you?

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>>32665839
Then I will tell them I shot him with my nagant revolver. 7.62 looks like 5.56 when it's all fragmented right?

>>32665838
Eh, maybe them taking Sheila from you isn't such a bad idea.

>>32665840
I had an epidural last week so I'm out of it for now. I have another one in a month before I get surgery so hopefully I'll never have to sit in that thing again
>>32665843
Fuck you I think she's pretty

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sheeit OP, keep us posted. don't bail out and leave us guessing if you dead or not at some point

i thought cripples couldn't have guns. like midgets or women.

>>32665793
>Leaving the dashboard lights on.
>Leaving the engine running
>Giving away your presence in advance.
>Posting on 4chan when you should stay focused

No idea what you plan is but clearly you don't know what you are doing.

Also is your mom a milf?

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>>32665843
I'd rather keep the Nagant revolver over Sheila.

>>32665842
they'll be able to tell the difference. If you're in the right you'll get her back.

>>32665846
I'll post pic of body if it happens. I went to be a /k/ legend. My posts capped and spread for eternity. I just hope posting pics won't hurt me in court.
>>32665852
I will obviously turn everything off when I see headlights on the road I'm on stupid. I live out in the country I can see anyone coming for a ways.
>>32665855
You can fuck right off

>>32665844
>I had an epidural last week
You gave birth to Sheila?

>>32665863
No I have degenerative disc disease. The epidural helps me walk again, well kinda.

posting this thread makes it premeditated. you will not be found innocent in court.
You will be another person giving firearm owners a bad name on the news weather your intentions were good or not.

>>32665839
>AND YOU WILL BE ARRESTED
>TRIALS AND A LOT OF LEGAL FEES

Confirmed retarded. If it's a self defense scenario, your gun may be taken for evidence but you won't always be arrested. Even if you are arrested, the DA has the option not to press charges, and the police have the option to not even send charges to the DA if they want to let you go based on it being justified.

@OP
Lying in wait, have fun in prison dipshit.

>>32665842
Wow, just wow. You have absolutely no idea what you are doing do you. Just call the cops. I don't think you are smart enough to pull this off. Lying to the cops in a homicide investigation is the dumbest thing you can do.

>>32665867

Get a spine transplant. My aunt had one.

>>32665870
We have stand your ground law here. Zimmerman followed the nigger and got off. I'm on my own property, waiting for a stalker who my ma has a restraining order against. I do not think I will have any trouble in court.

>>32665872
This
Call the cops anon, 311, explain the situation and ask for police presence for a few hours. If they agree to it, you're good to go. If they don't, stay inside anyway and wait for him to break that door down. Unless he breaks in your house, you don't have any reason to be sitting in your car waiting to assassinate someone like a fucking dipshit. Stop being retarded. You shoot him from your truck, you're a fucking goner.

>>32665872
I'm just joking I'm not going to tell them I shot him with a nagant revolver.
That's ridiculous

>>32665867
record the whole encounter and try to resolve the situation peacefully. If he points a gun in your face you probably will be good shooting him, but if you can't prove you acted in self defense you will be fucked by the DA.

>>32665883
cool. i hope it works out.
your mom probably called the guy and told him where she is.
Taking that dick RN

>>32665885
Fuck that I'm not letting the cops steal my kill. That's unsportsmanlike.
>>32665888
I'm not waiting for him to pull a gun on me. That's an easy way to die when I don't have to just out of fear of court after the fact. Rather be judged by 12 than carried by 6.

>>32665895
Alright this is obviously trolling. If not have fun in prison.

+27 minutes, OP is a delayed shitter

>>32665895
So your plan is to wait until this guy shows up and just shoot him unprovoked? I feel like you are more of a danger to society than him.

Also post pics of MILF pls

>>32665903
Hey I'm disappointed too. Maybe he'll come later idk.

lol Bubba's gonna be calling you Sheila when he's giving you that BBC and making you wear lipstick

>>32665838
Is he coming for your ma in a violent way or did she tell him to come over but he is a creep that she wants to get rid of?

We need info here

>>32665906
He texted my dad telling him he was going to come harm my ma. In no way what so ever would it be unprovoked. In lawyer speak there is imminent danger just from him being on my property. Y'all just live in a backwards cuck state where you probably have to suck a home intruders dick before you're legally able to shoot him.

>>32665913
He assaulted her once with a knife, so she got a restraining order. He went to jail but made bond. He plans on coming here.

>>32665922
I mean made bail

/k/- Autistic LARPing

>>32665925
>LARP
Live Ammo Role Playing

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PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP!

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>>32665834
just shoot him and plant a kitchen knife on him

say he threatened to kill you, then charged you.

>wipe it for prints before placing it on him
>make sure his prints get on it, like grab his hand and squeeze it around the handle of the blade

>>32665931
> like grab his hand and squeeze it around the handle of the blade
>then stick it through your head

youre killing me op. just an hero and post video.

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>>32665843

>>32665793
Your engine needs to be serviced soon, you degenerate fuck.

>>32665952
Its my catalytic converter I'm taking to the shop in the morning

>>32665955
Not if you end up shooting a guy. I'll guarantee you'll have more pressing matters to deal with in that case.

>>32665916

Why didn't you just say that right from the beginning?

I thought you were talking about a boyfriend or something. By the way... ever considered the possibility that your mom is cheating on your dad and this guy is just a sucker for your mom and you'll be getting rid of evidence that your mom is cheating by killing him?

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inb4 the analrapist sneaks up on OP and brains him while he's trying to post his autistic shit on /k/

+45 minutes...not sure if this is funnier than bad movie reviews on youtube yet. Waiting for an action scene.

>>32665960
Oh yeah I figured she was cheating on him in the first place with the guy but he did assault her and there is a restraining order so the situation still stands
>>32665965
Nigger I am too. I'll probably be in my truck until dawn. Then I'm getting Hardee's breakfast. So my day will still be a good one regardless.

>>32665955
What did you do to your cat that led to a check engine light? Please don't tell me youre running open headers

>>32665962
I have a mote around my property. He has to come in one way

>>32665970
Its an 08 Honda Ridgeline with over 200k miles on it. It's been falling apart for years. Hell I just replaced the entire engine last year.

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>>32665962
if OP gets raped we still need pics of his boipucci and the rapists BBC

>>32665968

My mother had a bf on the side who was abusive.

One day he came over and started tossing her around and I ended up having to use my shitbox P95 on him. I didn't know this at the time but it turns out he was a cop, pretty high up I guess. One of his lackeys came down to investigate the whole thing but the DA simply refused to pin anything on me as much as his lackey tried to set it up to look like I was a massive piece of shit cop killer.

>>32665983
Damn that sucks. Sounds like you lucked out.

>>32665801
ex delivery boy, I carried two guns.

>>32665986

What saved me is that I only shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy.

>>32665983
Your mother is a whore, but good on you for killing that piece of shit.

>>32665994
Ah fuck you you cheeky cunt

>>32666000

Sorry. I couldn't resist.

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Copfag here.
Pretty much this picture

>>32666007

Hello copfag, I am also a copfag, but an on duty copfag, I agree that this thread is total bullshit.

>>32666007
Have you ever had to cancel late night food plans for a call?

>>32666007
Keep fondling your .40, caliber scum

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>>32665793
If you don't post outcome you're a faggot m8.

>>32666029
The outcome is starting to look like Hardee's breakfast but I swear on all my guns I will post pics of my biscuits when it comes to it
I keep my promises

>>32666012
Whataburger manager fag here who serves a bunch of cops, yes, rarely.

I always bag their orders just in case.

>>32666036
Well I have sympathy for them. That has been the worst part of tonight. Even faggots shitting on Sheila

>>32666036
My whataburger manager threw me a bone today and gave me an apple pie that was delicious, I love whataburger

>>32666063
Thats because apple pies costs like, .30 cents. Great comp items. Only one better is drinks, frys are also cheap.

Spoilers: next month we are getting new wheat buns, new chicken (both grilled and breaded). Looks good. Grilled chicken is going to be a hell of a lot thicker.

>>32665817
>pic
>speed: 60 km/h
>rpm's: 0

>>32665872
>Lying to the cops in a homicide investigation is the dumbest thing you can do.

No. TALKING to cops is. NEVER EVER talk to any cops or 911 operator. Better call Saul, he can take it from there.

>>32666108
>just got into a car accident
>pushed off the side of the road into the woods
>pretty sure the guy hit and run
>call 911
>remeber not to talk.
>pass out
>die.

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Well I'm a man of my word
here are the biscuits

>>32666124
worth it

>>32666124
Nice

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>>32666124
While you're wanking off with Sheila, who's watching your house?


..oh wait.. I am

>>32666075
Buffalo chicken strip sandwiches are getting new chicken as well? But more important, I got my apple pie today because I ordered a HBCB and said I want whole milk not chocolate milk and the manager and I talked about weather for five minutes. It was during the tornado watch and he said most people don't know whataburger is required to stop making food during a tornado warning.

>>32666108
that's fucking retarded. if you kill someone in justified self-defense then you should definitely give the run-down to the cops that arrive on scene. then you say you're too traumatized to talk further and want to wait for your lawyer. THEN you shut up.

no cop who responds to a shooting is going to believe you're the victim if you refuse to talk.

>>32666160
Or you can bribe them with biscuits
If I was a cop I would totally take that bribe

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>>32665863
hearty kek

>>32666012

Not him, kther copfag, but yes. It happens. Only on the weekends though. 95% of the time my meal is interrupted it is on the weekend.

Basically Friday and Saturday night I just get drive thru or takeout.

Sometimes I go to B Dubs though because the one by the substation will comp your food if you have to leave on a call.

>>32666160
hahaha.. not the same anon.. but you're on a board chronicling how you are lying in wait for some scumbag who told you he's on his way over and you haven't called the cops.

oh that"s rich.. good luck claiming justifiable homicide.

we also got a fake cop in the thread.

this is great! sitting back eating popcorn and screencapping yet another episode of /k/aptain /k/ommando.

>>32666195
B Dubs sucks ass
6.50 for a domestic beer

>>32666200
Why would I waste a cops time on some loony toon? He's busy getting free coffee and donuts from the quik trip down the road

>>32666240

>free donuts and coffee

Nah man, free Chick-fil-A is where it's at.

>>32666272
You post your badge and I'll go the academy right after my surgery if you seriously get free chick fil a

>>32665817
Is that a GT-R?

>>32666281

You seriously get free Chick-fil-A.

Used to be free through the drive thru too, but enough people abused it by getting it for the whole family that you have to go in and eat.

>>32665839
>IF YOU SHOOT SOMEONE, YES, EVEN IF IT IS JUSTIFIED, AND YOU WILL BE ARRESTED
That's not true.

>>32666097
Superior Japanese engineering.

Guess OP was a fag today

>>32666144
I want this to be OPs house.
A stalker and someone waiting in ambush. Both /k/omandos.
But ambush anon blew opsec for epic thread possiblities and now stalker anon is shit posting after fucking ambush anons mom in a hotel

>>32665838
Looks a bit tacky but I think it's also pretty gud.

A1.5/10

>>32666575
>only today

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Posting in case it turns out to be legit.

>>32665926
> LARP
> Lie Awaiting Restrained Pedo

>>32665838
You don't name a gun until you kill someone with it, I thought that was the rule?

>>32666149
Nah. Those are strips and deemed fine. We already got new chicken bites. Same as the old stuff, just 2x as big.

>>32665902
Silly anon, OP is already in Australia

>>32666839

"Pervert" would probably work better given the current situation

>>32666097
Guy who posted it here, it's a 1985 Nissan Skyline R31 sedan transmission swapped to manual and and due to my incompetence the tachometer doesn't work. Shouldn't be a hard fix but I'm lazy.

>>32666353
Sorry to burst your bubble, but no. 1985 Nissan R31 Sedan. When I hop on my computer later, (given this thread hasnt fallen off) I'll post a couple more.

>>32665989
Delivery boys never stop being delivery boys. They prefer the terms: "retired", "off-duty", "on extended leave" delivery boy