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ITT Stupid Idea threads.
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>>32664029
well, the idea is sound in concept. It's just the Russians have absolutely no idea how to make a stealthy plane.
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>>32665392
Why would they want a stealth plane?
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>>32665416
because Wild Weaseling is hard and Russia has little experience with it
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>>32665349
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tehuRrKslR4
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>>32663982
>Stupid Idea
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>>32665416
>Why would they want a stealth plane?

If you were running around in an open field , and there was a guy with a sniper rifle looking for you, would you rather be wearing a ghillie suit or an orange jump suit?
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>>32663982
>>32665327
>>32665343
neva be dun be4
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>>32665446
The idea was to syphon government funds on the infeasible dysfunctional boondoggle. It does just that.
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>>32665547
How does it feel that your memes fail to effect reality?
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>>32665349
wat dis? new robot from kaliningrad dynamics?
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>>32665608
Those Christmashat exhausts.
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>>32663982
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>>32665450
>If you were running around in an open field , and there was a guy with a sniper rifle looking for you, would you rather be wearing a ghillie suit or an orange jump suit?

You mean you are running around in your mine field and a guy with a sniper rifle is looking for you.

It is a Stand-Off Multi Role Fighter. It doesn't need to get .0001 Frontal RCS, it flies under the cover of SAM umbrellas.
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>>32665477
Is that vehicle also unmanned and airdroppable?
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>>32665932
Umbrella is a stretch when even """""anti stealth"""" russian radars get around 100km detection ranges on front aspect for the f-22.
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>>32665379
The fuck is this?
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>>32665937
probably has an actual working gun stabaliser
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>>32665937
it is a widely know fact that US armed force can not into airdroppable vehicle
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>>32665995
Monolith
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>>32665995

The bad guy from the start of Lethal Weapon 4
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>>32665446

This
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>>32666103
Lol your country is buying them anyway :)
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>>32666087
>russian airdropped vehicles never had a parachute fail to deploy

Keke
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Anyone remember JCP?
>make manufacturers flood the civilian market with sand-colored .45's with manual safeties for about a year
>scrap the program
This thread could be filled with just about every post-2001 US weapons program.
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>>32666125
>whatabout
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>>32666155
>cherry picking
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>>32666125
not in that rates
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LnMBdb1MXI
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smells an awful lot like butthurt slav in here
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>>32666119

Fucking mods, git outta here
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>>32666212
Hope you enjoy those 12 F-35 your country is buying. Lol but hey, there's always the Gripen :)
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>>32666198
>teaching your kids funs is bad
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>>32665327
Is that rotary canon and grad launcher with more launchers on top??
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>>32665349
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>>32666198
Post the video of the shitfaced redneck in montana doing it faster.
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>>32666198
>inb4 "Done Drill Sergeant!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6VPEcj77v8

https://youtu.be/5iA9dFyGrFI
>the vietnamese AK field strip
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>>32666155
>how dare you use my own tactics against me, don't you know that that's not nice
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>>32666210
>/k/
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>>32666561
He dont have flash hider
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>>32666074
Didn't the General who convinced the army to adopt UCP get jailed because it turned out it was a scam to help out his friend who created the uniform or some shit?
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>>32666096
afaik they don't really use that rifle that much, it's probably just a veteran Loner
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>yfw
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>>32666646
No, they made him the head of the VA
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>>32663982
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>>32666684
Not in a position to fact check you but that would make a whole lotta sense
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>>32666729
He was also responsible for taking the black beret away from Ranger Regiment and giving it to all soldiers.
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>>32666755
So where is he now? Do Generals go to Leavenworth?
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>>32665349
The Russians are onto something!
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>>32666074
I'll never understand the US Army's logic for UCP.

>lets copy the CADPAT pattern, but make it 2 shades of grey and white
>"but sir that's fucking stupid"
>I SAID MAKE IT GREY
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>>32666900
It's the superpower uniform, it's meant to be imposing, not for concealment. Anybody who saw UCP, knew it was the world rulers straight away.
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>>32666172
By all means share some statistics.
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>>32665581
>>32665596
>>32665608
>Troops don't encounter mud or sand, right sir?
>Yeah I do think think I've ever heard of that happening
>alright I think the design is good to go
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>>32666887
>female robots robots
Finally a dev that understands me
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>>32665594
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXyn_ElwQhw
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>>32665446
It's all perspective friend :)
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>>32666145
>Rust in the fucking model picture

JESUS
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>>32666198
>Removing the muzzle brake as part of a field strip

For what purpose?
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>>32667328
It's easier to get a patch down the bore and it's not an issue to take on or off
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>>32666915
>It's the superpower uniform, it's meant to be imposing, not for concealment. Anybody who saw UCP, knew it was the world rulers straight away.
except, unlike the British and their Redcoats, UCP is actually a decent camo in most every environment if you get it dirty, instead of pressed, starched, and steamed after every wear.

>>32667302
>not knowing what a bronze alloy is
>>32667328
>>Removing the muzzle brake as part of a field strip
>For what purpose?
actual cleaning?

>>32665608
>"Keep going dammnit, the real ground is RITE THERE!!! 2 more feet, pedal to the metal Bubba!"
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>>32665620
>2 KB
How's the weather in Australia today, mate?
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>>32666237
Yes, why?
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>>32666462
>google yields 0 results

You sir have my attention
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>>32667757
Found it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O56uucRSXS0

For one million dollars, guess where he spends most of his time on the internet.
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>>32663982
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>>32668141
Had a good laugh.
Nice work
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>>32666198
I agree, women were a stupid idea.

>mfw bitch bent the gas piston
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>>32668141
nice
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>>32665937

It ain't cute!
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>>32668141
Just watched a few of his videos, he definitly is a /k/ommrade
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>>32663982
You don't like dakka? But I bet you like to suck cocks, don't you?
>>32664029
Heavy multirole fighters are a stupid idea? OK.
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>>32663982
OP's birth.
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>>32668328
>making a gas piston that easily bendable

Jesus, didn't know the 74 series of AKs were so fucking fragile, no wonder Kalashnikov always looked so sad before he died.
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>>32668141
>dat editing
kek
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>>32663982
>stupid ideas thread
>majority is russian ideas
really stimulates your neurons
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>>32665608
I want one of those micro-tanks
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>>32665561
>$3 billion dollars and counting

Seems to reflect reality preetty well.
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>>32668141
>fat fuck is so out of shape he can barely breathe just starting the video

Yep. That's an american alright.
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>>32668141
his latest gun video is called "What gun you should have for bear, also I hate fudds"
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>>32666900
Hyperstealth has a whole article on it. IIRC, it boils down to the military conducting a lot of camo testing with various patterns. They used the Natick testing center. They got legitimately good data and internally drew solid conclusions. Their internal choice was AllOverBrush camo, which looks a lot like Rhodesian camo.

But the General and others with charge of PEO thought it didn't look "FUTURE" enough and demanded a digital pattern. So they took the CADPAT templete and decided to fill in the colors. For their color choices they looked at the data collected from testing to see what colors were most common or worked evenly well in multienvironment use for the winning camos overall. They naturally ended up with a mix of grey shades. The fucking problem is that while grey/desaturated green works well as PART of a multicolored pattern, you can't expect to make a WHOLE FUCKING PATTERN out of grey. It would be like if somebody noticed that MARPAT works well and has some tans in it and concluded that they way to make a better woodland camo is to use nothing but tans.

But you know, prototyping gives us these forgivable oddities. What is unforgivable is that UCP was NOT subjected to the same battery of field testing as other camos before it was adopted. This is where the corruption angle comes in. Because had UCP been given to Natick to undergo testing, it would have been shown to be a turd. In 2007 when the Army reconducted camo tests, UCP was shown to be fucking awful- but by that time it was too late and the camo had been adopted already.
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>>32666900
It literally wasn't tested.

The 3 colors that make it up were tested individually, among many others, and found to be the 3 best for ALL AROUND, even if it was a low bar.

They then used those colors on the CADPAT pattern and started issuing. With No Testing.
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>>32666678
Looks fucking cool though
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>>32668542

American military failures tend to be failures of ambition more than execution.
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>>32668634
>>32668639
>2020
>new independent testing shows that solid OD was the best camo pattern all along
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>>32666087
The Jeep was just fine for a while.
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>>32665616
Those are to disrupt signals to ied's retard.
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>>32669116
Lots of IEDs out in the ocean, eh?
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>>32665937
>making a regular production truck unmanned

Why can Russia not into drone?
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>>32666678
>>32666228
Biggest piece of shit ever made.

>british engineering.
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Was it?
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>>32669068

Was it dropped? Yes.
Was it in the air when it was dropped? Yes.

It's airdroppable.

>>32665616
>ho ho hostile-engagement-force Lights-Cookie-Auntie-Cookie Three Eight and Three Niner making beach insertion over

(everyone knows their Nato Christmas Phonetic Alphabet right?)
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>>32666198
>Russian teen can quickly take apart one of the most simple rifles ever produced.
If something ever goes wrong with the muzzle break mid combat she will sure be on top of things.
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>>32666198
Aren't you supposed to remove the dust cover first? And take the mag out before anything? Or am I retard
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>>32669394
>>32666678
>>32666228
>>32668789

Could have been cooler.
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>>32669516
You could probably argue that the first step should be removing the magazine and checking the chamber before doing any kind of maintenance or breakdown should be the first step.

But they're Russian.
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>>32669516

It's an AK, there is no dustcover.

You are supposed to remove the magazine first.

You can see the cadets behind her being like "Did you see how betty, like, dismantled that rifle without even removing the mag first? I was all like; Oh em gee!"
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>>32669557
Then what the fuck is that big thing in the back that covers the bolt and recoil spring?
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>manned bazillion dollar stealth-attack-recon helicopter when the drone-boom was right around the corner
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>>32669598

Is bomb, comrade.
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>>32669374
Did you know Ocelot's revolver in MGSV is based on this thing and not on the Mateba like the nerds believe? They wanted to give Ocelot a Russian revolver and this is the craziest thing they found to use as a base.
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>>32669624
It's mostly because the Mateba is the only revolver anyone knows that shoots from the bottom chamber.
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>>32669607
that project was just a cover for the stealth Blackhawk.
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>>32668961
That OD Austrian. Hnng
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>>32663982
what is this, some AA screwed on ruskya jeep? Sorry on newb.
It Beautiful
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>>32668634
>>32668639
How fucking hard is it to copy-paste a pattern and change the colors to shit that works? Even the Marines could do that right.
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>>32668396
It is when its a body kit of a design from the 1970's.
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>>32669607
Shame they never made some for recce squadrons.
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>>32667118
Kek
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>>32669354
>Car + unmanning with hobby electronics: $40,000
>Production unmanned vehicle from money grabbing defence company: $4,000,000
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>>32669403
DELETE THIS
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>>32665608
>>32665581
I'm not all that knowledgeable about the stryker program
didn't the the military buy a shitload, deploy them, and then realize they couldn't stop stuff from penetrating?
like everything else about it is fine, it's just made of paper?
educate me please
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>>32670236
>d then realize they couldn't stop stuff from penetrating?
not really, Strykers are tough bastards. Designed to shrug of 14.5mm from BTRs, and despite many attacks there has never been a recorded instance where one was penetrated by RPG 7.
It's not an MBT, but isn't meant to be.
They're currently in the process of being upgunned
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>>32670299
then why buy MRAPS?
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>>32665446
>mfw trump cancels it
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>>32669650
m8 pls
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>>32670317
MRAP and ICV are two different niches.
MRAP is supposed to be a HMMWV that doesn't get raped by medium IEDs
Stryker is supposed to be a less armored, faster Bradley
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>>32668141
Could it be?
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>>32670415
MRAP is motorized and Stryker is Mechanized?
sounds cool
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>>32663982
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>>32669650
Whatever you say
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>>32670236
>>32670299
I've read somewhere that the frontal armor of a Stryker is equivalent to the basic T-55. Now that's progress.
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>>32667201
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>>32667545
if your camo only works when it gets covered in grass/mudstains from the environment, that means its shitty camo.
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>>32670174
>I'll take reliability for 500 alex
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>>32666420
lmao
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>>32669707
I've never tough in this way.

Thank you for the Insight anon.
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>>32669607
I love the Comanche and I will forever be sad that it was cancelled.
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>>32670236
No, the stryker(®) is actually a downgraded version of the Canuck LAV, a downgraded version of the Danish MOWAG Piranha, a cold-war era Western copy of the Soviet BTR-series of wheeled armored personnel carriers.
The Piranha has been considered officially outmoded since the late 1990s.
The Stryker has no: run-flat tires, mine protection, provision to change tires in the field, spall liners, overpressure NBC system, cargo ramp, adequate armor, transmission that is actually designed to move something as heavy as it is, 8-wheel drive, or record of not being massively top-heavy.
Despite this, it costs more per unit and as a program than any of the vehicles it is based on, which generally lack said flaws.
We use the stryker because it was sold as a highly mobile, easily transportable (suspension and other major components must be removed before transport by C-130), surviveable, cheap, reliable, American-made version of the 8x8 piranha. It is none of these things, but it is constructed of proprietary parts that break frequently, and is regularly put through expensive "upgrade" programs by the manufacturers to alleviate design faults.
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>>32672628

All of this is perfectly normal for US military acquisitions.
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>>32669116
You're the retard. He means the exhausts on the hovercraft. Nice tunnel vision, you would die first in a firefight
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>>32666658
When they swarm at the end of the military base they all have this weapon.
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>>32669374
not gonna lie, though that was a cosplay prop Hand Cannon for a Destiny outfit... I kind of want one now...
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>>32663982
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>>32670365
>>32671860
I said knows, it's mostly the first thing people think of when they think 6 o'clock chamber.

I didn't say it was the ONLY one that ever existed ever.
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>>32666249
That is a terror weapon and it is not a bad idea.
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>>32668555
Trips wasted on a dumbass. Tsk.
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Stupid ideas? BAE Mjölner is definitely one of the most stupid things I've seen in a while.
>Mortar turret
>Muzzle-loading
>Aimed using an old school crank
>Obviously no MRSI
>Was chosen instead of Patria AMOS to cut costs
>Ended up costing just as much
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>>32674625
>Ended up costing just as much
Yep, that's almost always the case with shit ideas like this one.
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>>32668961
Those guys look so awkward. It's like they're worried they're going to get bombed again for working together or something.
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>>32672419
It's meant to adapt on the fly
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>>32668555
Me too =D

>>32674473
is not!
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>>32666900
It's for the same reason that the army doesn't use the pink panther color. It's WAY better (it's super good in urban environments too), but it looks too gay, so they don't use it.
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>>32666678
thats fucking hot
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>>32674400
This makes me wonder why there aren't SxS .410 revolvers that fire from the 3 and 9o'clock chambers
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>>32675082
Or an over/under, just like in my Japanese action games!

But a side by side would be more practical for hammer placement.
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>>32665349
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>>32667134
Those robots would have to be sequestered from the rest of the troops so as to prevent them from getting raped.
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>>32675229
Why not just program them to be enthusiastically consenting?

Think of all the NJP's we wouldn't have to issue if the grunts just fucked the killer robots in their off time!
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>>32666087
Looks like it dropped just fine.
Next time they should drop several.
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>>32668395
late response but.

>comment asks if he's going to nugget fest
>he says he can't

confirmed for /k/omrade
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>>32671859
So....heavy....sleepytime.
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>>32674939
>It's for the same reason that the army doesn't use the pink panther color
You mean this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0x4vz4_EX0E
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>>32663982
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>>32671859
wtf is happening
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>>32674847
make me laugh. good one.
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>>32669519
That barrel
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>>32675818
>>32671859
She's having a stroke
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>>32667201
That's actually fucking amazing if it's true.
>>
>>32672628
then explain why the stryker is pretty decent at protecting the people inside rather than Soviet APC coffins that its based on
>>
>>32675787
>Innovative design considered by many to be the best pistol ever made
I know it's bait, but stop.
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>>32663982

Double barreled cannon.
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>>32668141
The hero /k/ deserves
AMERICAN
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>>32665423
This Kwadwo Safo guy is a scam artist, right?
>>
>>32666755
His name really should be Shitsucki
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf2WsmZJGgc
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>>32676192
>stupid ideas thread

Why did you post this here?
>>
>>32676751

Mainly just because its humorous.

That said it was wildly unreliable, generally ineffective, and it nearly killed them all even if it was fucking metal.
>>
>>32675894
If only they made the back wheels bigger
>>
>>32674400
Chiappa rhino?
>>
>>32666755
some chink spy agent I bet. I'd rather have a nigger general than some traitor chink
>>
>>32666900
yet the marines get shit on despite this pathetic failure.
>>
>>32667545
you're in the NG. Don't lie aspie.
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>>32669516
Pretty much the first thing you do before cleaning any gun is to do a safety check: remove magazine and rack the bolt/slide a few times to ensure the gun is clear.
>>
>>32669707
stfu aspie
>>32672466
can't tell if autistic or sarcastic...

>>they made an entire new heli just to upgrade an old heli that had a totally different mission then the one being designed.

Please fuck off back to gundamn or whatever anime shit you watch kidl.
>>
>>32665423
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-h5uTo1-h20

holy fuck does this guy make shit vehicals.
>>
>>32676164
>stupid safety
>innovative
>>
>>32670299
It's only proof against 14.5mm on the front arc.
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>>32668600
laughing my ass off, dude was funny


and right
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>>32668141
>2nd worlders
>mfw he actually used the right term
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>>32678167
bath tiles in front of ar500 actually help...
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>>32678177
hahahahahahahahaAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>32678197
it's basically clued sand.
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>>32669394
t. Someone who's never slotted someone from 900 metres with a single shot from one
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>>32678303
>with a single shot
Why, did it break?
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>>32678426
No, because I'm a fucking god among men with clint eastwoods own trigger finger and good core stability


also yes it did break
>>
>>32669854
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGZvdb1tp3Y
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>>32672281
>humanoid robot
>UAZ
This is fucking hilarious for some reason.
>>
>>32665446
Kek
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>>32666678
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>>32678542

it sums up russia quite well
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>>32678568

you take that back right fucking now
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>>32668141
He is so fucking cool
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>>32666232

Should of just bought the Silent Eagle, imo...
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>>32678579
It's fucking trash, literally worst Flanker, a disgrace to the NATO codename. Can't wait till MiG-29K sends it to the paperclip factory.
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this is left for kids to play
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>>32668555
is of cute
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>>32678673
>tfw no eastern European childhood
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>>32678682
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>>32678682
How long till AI tanks become a thing? Also was this project scrapped as well?
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>>32678691
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>>32678721
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>>32678746
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>>32667545
>I share a board with people like this.
Oh no.
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>>32668141

guy deserves more than 900 views desu
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>>32668391

Weasels are very similar to the M55 ontos when you think about it

I wish the US didn't drop them
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>>32678287
Nice mortar.
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>>32666678
>>32666228
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>>32674019

It's stupid but amazing

>Guys what do carriers do
>They send planes to bomb things far away and ideally are never seen by the enemy
>lets give it battleship cannons
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>>32666249
To be fair, in it's extremely limited intended application, it would have been effective.

It just may have escalated the whole WWIII conflict to an even worse level.

But hey, if you're just looking to stop armor from driving through a tight area, it's brilliant.
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>>32678832
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>>32678832
Alright, this is mechanically sound even. Now someone shop like a SIG-style stock on it and it's done. And maybe move the rear sight/carry handle where the original cheek-rest is.
>>
>>32675894
i sure hope this gets added to battlefield 1
>>
>>32672245
thats bullshit
its proofed again 14,5mm AP from the frontal arc
the T-55 can tank way more than that
>>
>>32674625
>muzzle loading
tell me that isnt true
what fucktarded retard would think thats a good idea
>>
>>32675432
they did they dropped quite a few most of parachutes failed
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>>32666755
This

>>32666772
He was the VA Secretary for a few years so let that sink in.
>>
>>32663982

https://www.atf.gov/rules-and-regulations/national-firearms-act
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>>32678682
>>
>>32666915

So they're basically imperial Stormtroopers?
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>>32677565
https://youtu.be/tVaSDBKL5RI
>Ghanaian mech
A weapon to surpass Metal Gear!
>>
>>32664029

I hope they make this. F-35 looks like a fat bloated POS compared to it
>inb4 lockmart shills

Don't care. Do like F-22 tho
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>>32667152
>Can plow through things
>Treads are excellent for offroading
>Turret spins/seems to move up and down.
>Large munitions supply

Downside though is if one of them blows up the whole thing probably goes.
>no armor
>>
>>32678839
>>32674019
>Trump class BattleCarrier
>16" main guns firing rocket assisted GPS guided munitions
>carries 20 VTOL F-35s that only cost $30mil each
>also has ASROC and a sonar tail
>nuclear powered
It's gonna be YUGE
>>
>>32670174
>$40,000

Shit, probably cheaper if you get a used car and don't use proprietary parts and programming...
>>
>>32668584
The joke is that he's a drunken idiot... you idiot.
>>
>>32678691
>>32678721
>>32678746
>>32678750
no gun stabiliser
>>
>>32679394
>nuclear powered
Those coal mining jobs aren't going to create themselves anon.
>>
>>32679479
Ah, good point. You know, Clean Air Act doesn't apply in international waters, so we wouldn't need a lot of horsepower killing filters and converters on those stacks.
>Kuznetzov confirmed for inferior smoke trail
>>
>>32679596
You know, we don't have any colliers in commission. We'll need to bring back those merchant Marine jobs.
>>
>>32679603
>when you serve on a collier, nobody knows you're a nigger

Sell it as some sort of racial equality gig.
>>
>>32678673
>inb4 subtle way to train kids to get ready for war.
>>
>>32663982
Does that tank have a mlok rail?
>>
>>32678673
Imagine a company BMPs painted like this rolling up on you.
>honestly terrifying
>>
>>32669624
How come Kojima couldn't use real weapons like a normal person?? I am still bummed I can't operate in Africa with an FAL
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>>32679912
Licensing.
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>>32679388
that's Impuls-2M
http://englishrussia.com/2010/08/06/fire-fighting-tanks-of-the-ussr/6/

you thinking about pic related
>>
>>32668141
>those fucking sweat pants
He's a hero.
>>
>>32666755
Looks like he had four tours in nam based off his ribbons.
>>
>>32666887
What's the tactical advantage of tit shaped chestplate?
>>
>>32681295
None, it's actually worse. You want an angled breastplate to deflect bullets, the cleavage aspect literally funnels projectiles into your sternum.

/tg/ has actually written fucking essays on this shit if you would like to know more.
>>
>>32681384
I'm not talking about plate armour i'm talking about the androids in titanfall.
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>>32681420
>i'm not talking about plate armor I'm just talking about armor that consists of a metal plate.

It's the same shit, angled armor both decreases the ability of the projectile to transfer energy and increases the apparant thickness.

titplate accomplishes neither of those things well, normal angled armor is better.
>>
>>32670236
Not them, but those are marine LAV 25's. The stryker turrets are further back and the stryker itself is a larger vehicle. Most operational strikers are also equipped with the distinctive slat armor to protect against rpg's.
The Lav is a lighter armored vehicle and it does have paper thin armor.
>>
>>32680495
>this is classified as a flamethrower
>>
>>32666198
Id be impressed if that was the m2
>>
>>32663982
What are you? Fucking gay?
>>
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>>32681794
It has low range because rockets are filled with explosives
It's bigger version of pic related
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>>32667152
any info on this beast?
>>
>>32666228
Not very familiar with this gun other than its British. Why is it so shitty and also why the fuck is there a grip at on the stock?
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>>32678561
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>>32682082
>>32680495
>>
>>32674625
>Muzzle-loading

wut

What kind of a backwards ass idea is this?
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>>32682131
i'd explain it in dephth but i really dont fucking want to

it's because when you're prone you're grabbing the grip there rather than the fore end. google it if you want to know more
>>
>>32674019

I think this could actually work if you extended the flight deck so that it completely covers the turret, but the turret can still move from side-to-side to fire in broadside. It wouldn't be able to fire directly forward but that's not a big sacrifice.
>>
>>32679912
Nobody's actually been sued over firearms licensing in vidya, it's just a meme that took off the past few years
>>
>>32678561

>bullpoop?
>>
>>32678197
Bath tiles stop .22lr (at least my old ones did)
So they might work as add-on armour.
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>>32666462
You mean Clyde?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O56uucRSXS0
He's in Idaho, btw.

Also a /k/ommando. He's shared his channel on here before.
It's amazing. I've shilled his channel a couple times here.

>>32668141
Oh wait, someone else posted it.
Oh wait, did it just break 1k views from this one post?
Clyde's gonna be happy!
>>
>>
>>32682243
The swedes what did you expect
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>>32682034
Those seem like typical counter terrorism weapons.
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>>32679394
Wrong
>>
>>32681420

It's because they're human minds in robotic frames. If you train as a pilot and are used to the weight and shape of breasts on your chest then it would throw you off to have them gone all of a sudden.
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>>32683858

>tfw there will never be a USS Hillary R. Clinton


the fact that there is a future USS Donald J Trump makes me all warm and fuzzy on the inside...
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>>32682845
What's a fudd?
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>>32681295
To distract the enemy.

Also does anyone have screencaps from that thread where people thought up all the psych-warfare terror that power-armored fursuits would inflict?
>>
oc
>>
>>32684115
fucking
unicorn
diddly
doo
>>
>>32684115
Term is taken from Elmer Fudd.
Hunter for sport, would never own anything besides a shotgun with wood or hunting rifle.

Basically a gun owner who only wants their particular brand of firearms to be legal or popular.
Generally is willing to sell out the rest of gun owners in order to make sure they get to keep their 5-shot bolt action.
Would never dream of owning a handgun, or something with no wood on it.

Basically, the kind of gun owners Feinstein would point to as a "model of proper gun ownership".
>>
>>32678682
>>32678691
>>32678746
Fucking adorable
>>
>>32682883
lel
>>
>>32668600
>"it's the fucking current year"
This guy is great
>>
>>32668141
Subbed
>>
>>32683668
>>>/wsg/1499305
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>>32678561
Its actually kinda depressing watching Indra fuck up rifle design
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>>32669404
Nice anti helicopter defence, I mean recon heli
Some one post bat bombs pls
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>>32678969
Along with realism and moist nuggets
Also muh berthier carbines
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>>32684094
USS barrack Obama best carrier senpai
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>>32684399
So the opposite of an elitist /k/ faggot
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>Too long, too low chassis.
>Useless load weight. Only popular because of Chuck Norris.
>Not a true off-roader.
>Noisy like TU-95.
>>
>>32666209
hello robert mugabe
>>
>>32679596
Green power is great for lazier weapon systems though
>>
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>no money for 4x4 tractor
>lets weld two into one
>linking the gearbox would be hard and expensive tho so lets just have two consripts drive it
>>
>>32675787
DELET THIS
>>
>>32668849

if you're gonna dream, might as well chug a shitload of cough syrup and have insane dreams
>>
>>32666420
Kek
>>
>>32666755
One of those decorations looks like a gay pride ribbon
What is he some kinda fag?
>>
>>32678673
So, they converted a BTR into a BTL?
>>
Can't get much more stupid than the Army Combat Uniform.

Except maybe invading Russia.
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>>32666915
>it's meant to be imposing

Well it's shit and everyone from Russia to African militiamen are laughing at us for looking like retards.

If you want imposing, go British.
>>
>>32677328

The USMC actually knows how manage a tight budget, unlike the Army who have money showered on them by Congress every year.
>>
>>32666684
>>32666755

I smell bullshit.

Shinseki was booted out of the Army in 2003, two years before the ACU was adopted.
>>
>>32681295
Rounding adds defection, therefor increased armored protection for the same mass.
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