Innawoods stories

>>32659958
I got you senpai. I'll bump this thread for the time being to keep it alive.

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>>32659958

Anyone got innawoods in New York?

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>>32662105
I know you mean New York state but all I can imagine is a bunch of /k/ommandos with retarded looking SAFE compliant rifles hanging out with the bums in Central Park.

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Where I live we recently had a murder suicide, maybe a couple of months ago. On bookface people were saying it was with a knife then the killer slashed his wrists. I went hiking in the area and found this. Maybe a coincidence. Maybe not.

>>32662204
Lol, understandable,

>>32662293
Returning to the scene. Nice of you to take pictures for your wall. Surprised you didn't keep the knife as a memento the first time you were there.

>>32662147
this one was solved. It was an Alpaca dyed fake redhead red for ID purposes. The anon from this story wound up running into it again and shooting it. Why it was chewing on a coyote is anyones guess

>>32663754
>Returning to the scene
>murder suicide
spooky

>>32663904
"murder suicide"
They just couldn't find the perp. is all.

>>32659958
Innawoods OC here
>be me, 17, innawoods with best friend, also 17
>settle by a lake, fishing was great
>first innawoods trip together
>nohomobro.jpg
>successfully filter and boil water, no giardia thankfully
>still the taste of pond scum
>find that we had stumbled into a state park, which meant there were bathrooms
>collectively decide that we needed tapwater for cooking
>ate fish and rice
>LG Life's Good
>Anyway
>Fast Forward to 2nd night
>Mosquitoes were tearing our asses, even with fire and bugspray, no wind
>decide to stay up for most of the night; twas only a weekend trip
>cue the coyotes
>about 15 stroll into our camp
>we left the .22 in the truck
>figures

>brandishing hatchets we run at them, making a big enough commotion for them to clear out, mostly
>came back again, with a vengeance
>they were trying to steal our trash bag
>kept fending them off, only to know there were more in the trees
>coyotes fuck off suddenly
>being dumb fucking teens, we begin to celebrate
>suddenly there's a distant knock, like a 2x4 striking a tree trunk
>closer knock
>distant knock
>and repeat
>lmaowtf
>cont

>>32663999
>Knock
fucking samsquantch

>>32663999
type faster

>>32663999
Holy shit nice trips me
Anyway
>knocks continue off and on for about 30 mins, varying in closeness and intensity
>heavily wooded place, no settlements for miles
>at first we were scared, but it had become background noise
>suddenly hear something being thrown
>a river stone clashes through the trees and onto a fallen tree by the fire
>figure it's some weird hobo or something, start yelling
>no stones anymore, huh?
>15 minutes later, the suspense had died down. We began to realize how tired we were.
>talking about school, our sex lives, girlfriends, whatever the fuck because we were that cool.
>going on about philosophy, when we hear this deep, yet loud howl
>it sounds strangely human
>very strangely human
>this was followed by another howl, further away.
>eyes are immediately looking to the trees
>I see a huge, dark figure. Almost twice as tall as me, being 5'10" at the time
>fucking scream
>friend must have seen it too, he screamed louder
>Figure darted into the trees, making but only a light trudging sound, not even rustling leaves
>whatever it was, it was fucking fast. It was almost immediately out of eyesight.
>Don't say another word that entire night
>sun rises on the horizon
>pack our bags and make the 10 mile hike back to the truck
>The first words said in at least 12 hours were
>"Want a whataburger?"
>After that, we couldn't stop talking about the events the night before
>friend believes he hallucinated due to me screaming
>still don't know what I saw that night
>still have nightmares, it's been about 6 months since
>we don't talk about it anymore

>>32664223
Skunk Ape, dude.
Exact Skunk ape behavior

>>32663999
>>32664223
Cool sasquatch story
I've got one that's not mine and I've heard from like a third or fourth party
i will dramatize it in the first person for dramatic effect
>Be me
>be with like 6 bros hunting up north innawoods
>be out in middle of nowhere
>drove up old logging trails
>took a couple of ATVs, only for towing the supplies and I guess chasing deer if we only wound it?
>innawoods deep
>had the feeling of being watched the entire time
>set up camp
>settle in for the night
>drink whiskey and stuff
>go to bed
>all is well
>next day we go out and hunt
>no one got anything
>still feel like being watched
>night comes
>sitting around fire
>camp is in a small clearing
>fire light and lamp light only goes to tree line
>friend is near tree line for whatever reason
>out of nowhere 5 or 6 large hairy figures come out of the tree line near buddy
>buddy gets fucked up
>they charge
>we run and grab our rifles and bolt
>friend had loaded .45-70 revolver on him
>parks a chunk of lead in one of the figures head
>we regroup about a mile down the trail towards the trucks
>we decide to go back and get friend
>get back to camp
>friend isn't as bad as we though
>no body where my friend killed the large figure
>we pack up and GTFO
I'm not too sure about the specifics but it was told to me by a relatively trustworthy source

>>32664249
We're in Texas. Southeast Texas, last major town I remember was miles Wharton, I think we passed Fayetteville for a few dozen miles, parked in an abandoned lot in some small town.
Skunk apes don't go outside of Florida, right?

>>32664384
reports are most common in florida however there's been reports from arkansas

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I've got some saved from earlier threads

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last one

I got oc from the sonoran desert in arizona, anyone interested?

>>32664564
Yeh I love the Sonoran desert

>>32664564
last time I read a story about people in the desert I was freaked out for weeks.
post it
I forgot the name of the creature from it but it was an old native american legend

>>32664564
type faster

>>32664564
Yes that way I don't have to leave my state to hunt skinwalkers

>>32664564
Holy fuck yes, why do you cunts even ask?

>>32664614
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>>32664829
Alright goys sorry I had to drive the gf back home.
I'm typing now

>>32664893
>Visiting sister's shitty trailer park in southwest arizona (califag)
>brother in law is a biker, kind of a dick but he's into guns too so at least theres that
>he and I ride dirt bikes around miles of shitty rocks and desert, absolutely nothing but yucca and rocks for miles
>my sister throws a bbq one night with some of her friends and I'm hanging out with my brother in law and more of his biker friends
>they're all piss drunk and laughing when my brother in law's face drops and he goes pale fucking white
>"Hey man are you okay?" I think he's going to vomit or shit himself
>"Anon, I lost my meth."
>I didnt know whether to laugh or get pissed off that he uses.

cont.

So me and this goofy fucker I've known since I was 12 (let's call him Cowboy) have had a shit ton of innawoods stories.

We have discovered that if you mount a sudden and aggressive offense, you can out-spoop the spoops about 99% of the time.

Here are some tales from the other 1%

>discover abounded farm about an hours drive north of our town
>actually made up of two seperate farms settled DIRECTLY across the street from one another
>anyways, decide it's a good place for paintball
>start getting weird vibes almost instantly
>keep seeing shit out of the corners of our eyes
>we come back a few nights later with some pellet guns, flashlights, and firecrackers ready to troll some ghosts.

cont.

>>32664955
>"Fuck anon I need to get that shit back!"
>He's really looking desperate, I tell him to calm the fuck down and how much did he have.
>Mother fucker had two ounces with him
>Told me half of it was his friends so we better fucking find it.
>Tell him we'll go next morning it's too dark.
still isn't back

cont.

>>32665017
dude, put more into the story, write bigger posts

>>32663854
For some reason it took me a good five seconds to remember what an alpaca is, and as soon as the image popped up in my head I kek'd out loud.

>>32665017
>Later that day my sister is getting worried he hasn't come home
>Told her he ran off into the desert to find something he dropped and that he might have just gone to work afterwards
>She said she called his supervisor and he wasn't there
>She's really scared, apparently he'll run off like this,I assume to find drugs and be a general piece of shit.
>Sister starts crying and asks me where he could've gone. I tell her we rode around mostly nothing but he showed me around some hills and thats where we spent most of the day.
>Asks me if I'll go check around there and see if maybe he got hurt and couldn't make it back
>I say alright and grab one of his shitty dirt bikes. I also bring my pedersoli howdah, only gun I owned at the time just in case I run into coyotes. The fuckers were everywhere
>I ride around the desert for a while until I get to the spot where we were for most of that time
>He's not there.
>I can see tire tracks and keep checking behind every hill. There are a few boulders and one or two bushes around it.
>I'm walking around the top of the hill when I hear some rocks fall where the boulders are
>Ehhhhh, it's creepy but I'm not exactl scared
>Head back. Figure maybe he got high and is tweaking in some shed or still wandering the sonoran
cont.

>>32664992

>our buddy chris came with us bringing his camcorder, some homemade chili, and a bunch of cheap hooch (2 twelve packs a bottle of whiskey, a bottle of vodka and a 2 liter of coke)
>as we're getting supper ready in the master bedroom of the smaller house we start hearing shit downstairs,
>big surprise,
> but it goes from occasional thumps and knocks to foot steps and eventually voices.
>cowboy yells at noises to stfu because their ruining his dinner
>hear loud-ass stomping hauling ass up the stairs and down the hall towards us
>bricks are being shat, we grab our weapons and prepare for battle
>door SLAMS open...

cont.

>>32665101
>Tell sister he wasn't there, and that it was getting too dark to try and look
>She's crying again and just wants to know where her piece of shit husband is.
>I tell her if she's really worried call the cops and maybe they'll go find him
>Sis says no. Doesn't trust or like cops (our dad was LAPD, never liked any LEO since their falling out)
>She's also worried they'll arrest him and tells me he uses a lot and has a felony (of course)
>I tell her if he's not back by the next afternoon I'll check again.
>She says okay and decides to go to bed
>Next morning he's not there
>Around noon and he's still not there
>I hop back on the dirt bike and head back to the hills
>I show up and start checking to see if his tire marks go in any direction
>While I'm searching get closer to those boulders with the two shrubs
>Holy fuck it was actually an old vertical mine shaft
>"If I were a tweaker where would I go"
>It has a small ladder running to the bottom, and I make my way down.
>Fucking dark as fuck can't see shit
>I head back to my sisters house and take a flashlight, tell her I didn't see him but it might be worth taking a look down there

cont.

>>32665190
???

>>32665128
>>32665190
Don't leave us hanging

>>32665128
Hurry the fuck up

>>32665128
>>32665190
They're dead

>>32668247
THIS!

>>32659958
OP here, I lied, I have a great one.

>be innawoods
>be me
>be 14 years olds
>hear weird noise
>strange scents fill the air
>here some type of smacking, slurping, kind of a chewing noise
>sloppy chewing
>follow the noise
>stench increases
>holy fucking shit
>scared.jpg
>come around the corner
>its two hobos sucking feces off eachothers siphiloid cocks
>i join in
>clean the shit off their cocks with my young supple lipperonis and tongue
>come home and post this thread on /k/

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>>32664372
>.45-70 revolver

I am so sick of innawoods threads. let's get innadesert threads going.