If shtf with China or Russia what are your nuclear readiness

I have the entire United State Missile Defense Agency, the entire United States Air Force, and some Progresso canned chicken and corn chowder which is damn good heated but isn't bad cold.

A rifle and a pickup truck so I can help my local sheriff keep the screaming hordes of burnt, blinded, hungry, stupid, hungry, grabby, tantrum-throwing hysterical liberal flatlander assholes the fuck out of my medium-sized semi-rural town.

>>32650143

Yeah but them ruskies and chinks

>>32650168

Hell yeah. Im looking at a West Texas farm right now. May sell the family home in DFW and retreat if things escalate

>>32650051
>nuclear readiness items
All I need is one gun and one cartridge if I survive in the first place.
Fuck this.

>>32651813

No radio to keep in touch with friends?

>>32650051
I have NBC suits, Geiger counters/dosimeters and other assorted junk but I bought them because I collect Cold War-era equipment, not because I want to be ready for a nuclear exchange.

also, all the items are at least 30 years old and from the East Bloc so make of that what you will

Seems like noone thinks a nuclear standoff is in the cards for this decade

>>32651848
He won't need a radio where he's going.

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>>32651848

In a nuclear war, the living will envy the dead.

>>32651856
no shit
hilldog got benched and trump is too smart to shoot russians in syria

>>32650168
>medium-sized semi-rural town.

Redding is more like a city. You lost town status when you went over 50K population.

t. Humboldt fag

I've got the canned goods a sturdy basement and enough booze to pickle myself.

I'm going out just not fast with a bullet.
I'm going out loaded to the gills with scotch and a Rx chaser!

>>32650051

I can literally see a major US military base from my apartment.

I'm immediately vaporized and don't have to worry about a thing.