Well /k/, my dumbass finally fucking did it.

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>>32648728
Here's the gun I did it with.

>>32648728
I will never nd

Next time ND into your mouth you irresponsible piece of shit

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>it's the dumbfuck who couldn't clean his m1

Go figure

>>32648728
I command you to read basic economics by thomas sowell

>>32648757
The scary part is I actually attempted to pull the trigger but I had the safety on.

did you kill anyone?

>>32648792
No, the other area on the otherside of the wall is the bathroom. I'm actually surprised .30 Carbine can be stopped by drywall.

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>keeping your long rifles loaded at home

>>32648805
I keep my guns unloaded but I was playing with them the other day and I guess I forgot about the round in the chamber.

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>>32648728
BAD OP. WE DON'T DO THAT IN THE HOUSE.

>>32648798
at least you wont go to jail for reckless manslaughter

>>32648832
If OP happened then it would've hit the sink.

But yea, I actually thought I shot one of my parents.

>>32648805
sometimes I like to clear my house with one in the chamber but I clear it when I'm done

How bad are your ears ringing right now?

>>32648861
It only ringed for one second.

>>32648813
ugh this just keeps getting worse

Sell your guns

>>32648728
Show the other side of the wall

>>32648728
Happens

>>32648914
There was nothing on the otherside.

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I finally found the brass. It was laying on my windowsill

>>32648928
>>32648798
Bullshit. It went through somewhere unless it hit a stud. Even then, it went through.

>>32648984
Time to put it up your butt so /k/ will forgive you

>>32649002
Didn't you know? 30 carbine can't even go through a cold jacket! A hyuk a hyuk

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>>32648728
>finally fucking did it.

>Implying it was inevitable.

NDs are something I'll never understand, I've been handling firearms for 16 years now, and been active military for 8. I've never had one but I've seen so many...

Typical exchange:
>"Was your finger on the trigger?"
>"No! It just went off!"
>"I can see the safety is off from here, are you sure you weren't touching the trigger?"
>"It must have flicked off when it fired!"

Oh an a special one for /k/ because I just remembered:
>2011
>instructor on recruit course
>just got back from range day, recruits cleaning rifles outside barracks
>I go in to take a piss, having a great time peeing at the urinal trough
>suddenly I'm deaf and there are specks of blood on my dick
>brush off blood, luckily it's just grazed a little from steel and plaster bits, zip up and walk outside
>3 recruits are standing in a semi-circle around a rifle on the ground
>translucent plastic magazines, I can see it has a full magazine with the safety is off
>I ask how this happened, why weren't you cleared at range?
>"What is cleared at range mean?"
>range control officer did not clear them when they left range
>"EVERYBODY PUT DOWN YOUR RIFLES, LEAVE YOUR WEBBING, SEE THAT HILL OVER THERE? RUN TO THE TOP OF THE HILL, BRING BACK ROCKS AND WE WILL BURY RECRUIT DICK SHOOTER AFTER I KILL HIM"
>clear weapons and webbing, find many full magazines, some rifles with rounds in chambers
>ask platoon sergeant how this happened, he says range control officer told him he cleared them
>range officer is 2yr lieutenant, platoon sergeant is 22yr veteran, I believe one of them
>write report and submit to recruit course commander, recruit course commander says hahaha and nothing happens
>such is life in the army

>>32648984

PUT IT UP YOUR BUTT!

>>32648728
This is why you should NEVER dry fire a gun at home.
Ever
All it takes is 1 slipup and you ND into a wall.

>>32649054
Some guns you have to dry fire to break down.

>>32649002
It must've hit something metal then, cause I've looked everywhere in the bathroom and there's no exit hole.

>>32649003
>>32649067
Can't, this is a SFW board.

>>32649068
You have steel in your walls?

>>32648903
This.

If you ever discharged a firearm without meaning too and it didn't have a serious defect (from the factory, not because of dumb shit you did) then you need to sell your guns.

>>32648828
KEK

>>32649040
Assuming you aren't full of shit please restore my faith in the armed forces by telling me you at least got the nugget who almost put a hole in you washed out.

Hey man it happens some times. Hell even Travis Haley did it.

I did it a long time ago with my Glock 17. Attempted to move it from my desktop to my desk while playing video games grabbed too quick and too tense being careless and went through the drywall.

Spackling isn't too difficult though.

Just get some spackling and a spray on texture finish.

>>32648728
If you have an ND you're too irresponsible to own guns. Time for retraining.

>>32649084
I dunno.

>>32649116

I imagine if youre going to ND its not shocking you do it with a glock. I dont keep my bedside gun chambered, so little risk for me.

>>32649146
I was shocked that the round was found in the next room.

Went through one drywall and hit wall almost parallel in the living room and dented that one and the round was on the ground next to it a little dinged up.

The pop wasn't that loud either.

>>32649125
These threads are the only time I like you.

>>32649162

Shit, guess the 9mm meme is true.

>>32649116
Sell your guns. Tell Travis to sell his guns, too.

>>32649125
What does 'retraining' involve?

>>32649200
Hanging yourself.

>>32649207
I'm not OP

>>32648781
>Safety
For fucks sake if you want to test the safety you don't need a live round in the chamber. God I hate you and people like you

>>32649237
but pewdiepies gun channel said it was ok

>>32649232
Then you don't have to hang yourself.

>>32648728
hang yourself before your irresponsible behavior kills someone.

there is no excuse for ND. none whatsoever.

>>32649109
He slept in full uniform in the urinal that night. I went to bar to celebrate with my dick, showed my war wounds for free drinks and visited him after.

Why kick him out? We let through worse people than him.

>>32649267
>Pews
>Guns

He's a fucking swede

What does he know about guns?

>>32648736
Please tell me you were the one who had that thread last night asking how to disassemble your rifle.

>>32649200
Buttstuff

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Did you repaint the wall another color? What was it before you moved in?

>>32649191
He says he will only sell his guns if you give all his new tactical gear 5/5 stars on Bravo Company.

>>32649286
he knows everything bro! his review videos on the airsoft versions are the reason i made my moms boyfriend buy me a gun in the first place. now i'm a gunster like you guys! I take it to school and show my friends who get mad jealous so now i have the best vape kit and gun

>>32649317
White.

>>32649237
I meant to say I actually put the barrel in my mouth and tried to pull the trigger.

>>32649378
You jest, but I knew one dipshit who splattered his brains like that at a party showing off his piece. I know of another one who lived not to far from me who did the same thing.

>>32649393
Well, I'm glad no one is in the bathroom. Anytime I play with my guns I'm going to use snap caps from now on.

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>>32649083
>implying the 2 day posting ban you would receive is not part of the punishment

>>32648813

If you were at the range I'd recommend just making sure you run your rifle empty rather than leave with one or more in the chamber still. Think of it this way - you get an extra pew pew, and no risk of ND.

>>32648854

I suppose that will encourage you make damn sure you are trigger-finger conscious, but have you considered a snapcap instead? or heck, even a blank. Maybe I'm just a safetyfag but why clear the house with a round in the chamber if you aren't expecting to have to shoot at anything?

They're called skinwalkers, not drywallwalkers, anon. You don't run the risk of coming across a skinwalker in your bedroom. And you know as well as I do that monsters under the bed are level IV body armor and one round won't do anything to them.


>>32649054

You can dryfire a gun just always make sure you pull the bolt back and check the chamber when you are about to fuck around with a gun. I feel like that is gun-101 to always assume the gun is loaded until you check.

>>32649436
I have a 4chan pass and it'd get confiscated.

>>32649484
>what is posting from your phone

>>32649509
I don't why to lose my 30 second cool down and access to /vip/ tho, sorry.

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>>32649521

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>>32649521
Are you retarded?

Your phone data has literally no connection to your home IP. Holy shit put the casing up your ass and show me you fucking unsafe ND mother fucker.

>>32650674
I don't have a smart phone, I have a pay as you go phone.

>>32649125

Yeah, but you're an Islamic extremist, so we'll take yours when we swing by to get his.

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>>32650674
oh god i literally just chuckled so hard

>>32649083
post on /b/

time stamp

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>>32652756

>>32649402
Snap caps would not have prevented your stupid mistake. You need to check the chamber every time you pick one up, and any time it leaves your sight.

>>32648728
Good job. Take another pic with the gun, hole, and time stamp so the anon who's collecting /k/'s NDs can add it to the screencap

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IF YOU ARE STUPID ENOUGH TO ND, YOU SHOULD SELL YOUR GUNS. YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM.

>>32649458
>not carrying one in the chamber when checking for nigs
>will be racking the slide for the rest of his life

70 replies in and OP has still not shoved it up his butt


I
AM
DISSAPOINT

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>>32648728
Should blur these images for opsec.

>>32656596
That shit fake as hell

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moar


love the gun ban fuel

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>>32648813
jesus christ

>>32657274
Fix Ot Rgain Dony?

>>32648728
timestamp?

>>32653197

Mu rights

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How the fuck does someone manage to put a round in the chamber and then pull the trigger accidentally. What kind of fucking retard do you have to be. I have never put a round in the chamber of any gun when not at a range. It is so simple.

>>32660056
>I have never put a round in the chamber of any gun when not at a range
some people have their guns chambered for defensive purposes

that said they should know well enough to realize they're in that condition

>>32660056
Ainsley Harriot gets about a lot.

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>>32660056
>doesnt have a HD gun with one in the pipe at all times

>>32648728
I recognise that hole...

>>32648813
>I was playing with them
>Playing with guns
Why don't you play with yourself instead anon?

>>32660445
Sometimes you get in the mood to play with your guns instead of your gun, anon.

>>32660391
yeah I think I've seen this picture before.

I don't care about the excuses, you are a legitimate window licking retard if you ever have an ND. I am a total moron and I've managed to avoid doing it, you have no excuse.

>>32648769
This

>>32648757
nd?

>>32660959
negligent discharge

>>32648769
You're not a man until you've read it

>>32649067
AFTER you've cleared the chamber
Fuck

I for one, do not believe that you're completely retarded for a ND, though you were lucky there was minimal damage.

You would be a doorknob licking idiot if you have two, though.
But now the fear is in you, and you'll double down on the basics of gun safety.

I did it while shitface drunk. I thought I had loaded it with inert dummy ammo. Probably the dumbest I have ever felt, still very ashamed. Got the guns out of my house and stopped drinking for a month.

>>32649116
HOLSTER YOU FUCKING FAGGOT

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>>32649097
No

>>32663826
This

>>32660959
North Dakota

>>32660056
I was playing with it.

>>32649484
I've been banned many times and I can confirm that no, your 4chan pass does not get revoked when you get banned.

>>32649116
>buy gun without manual safety
>claim manual safeties are unnecessary and mock people who insist on them
>ND
>"Hey man it happens some times."
Glockfags, everyone.

>>32660102
Alright maybe I could have been more in depth with what I said. If im going to fondle my guns they are never loaded.

>>32649402
Here's an idea, don't fucking play with your guns. They aren't toys. If you want to play go get a cap gun. I'm 40 and never even came close to an ND. I have uncles in their 70's, and guess what never once had an ND. It doesn't just happen. Honestly you really need to take a good long look at yourself, and figure out if you're really responsible enough to be owning guns. I'd say the answer is no.

>>32648728
hows your hearing?

>>32653079
haha this

>>32649054
>This is why you should NEVER dry fire a gun at home.
Turn the drama knob down, faggot.

Just make sure the chamber is empty every time you pick a gun up to fuck with it. If you aren't already doing this turn in your guns, chop off your dick and vote blue team.

ND'd with my AK over a week ago into my neighbor's house. Police came and took it :(

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>>32649317
My, you've been busy

>>32649067
>>32663797
This, honestly how hard is it to pull the bolt/slide back and check the chamber? I do this every time I pick up a gun. Even if there's no mag and its been in the case for a month, it gets checked.

>>32648728
>absolutely no lead or scare marks
>that shatter pattern

This wasn't an ND and OP is a faggot

>>32648728
Why does every dumbass that has an ND feel the need to share it on here?

>>32672041
it's trolling

that's not an ND

>>32648854
You're a special kind of stupid.

>>32648728
Hey, I've had ADs with two separate M1 Carbines.

But, they were both at the range, both bullets went down range, and oh, they were both slamfires.

I swear to god the Carbine slamfires more easily than the SKS.

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>>32648813
Please be for real.

>>32648928
Adele