Non-firing weapons thread?

Keep it for the crusade my friend, the day will come when reckoning be upon us.

>>32647849
At a rent fest?

>>32647849
That thing is rad, but if you have a firearm it should be your primary in my opinion. However, if you strap that to your back and have an AR in your hands, the psychological warfare factor increases significantly.

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>>32647849
Remember, a long axe with a flat bit on top like that can be a useful accessory to a heavy gun.

>>32647981
Ren fest.

God damn autocorrect

>>32647849
>>32647953
>home invasion
>crusade

>go to bed every night in my crusader outfit
>waiting for the day the Urban II rises from the grave and calls me to war
>wake up to the sound of someone downstairs
>howdidtheygetpastthemoat.jpg
>oh well, better grab axe
>rush down the stairs armor clanking
>come face to face with two Moors carrying my television
>"what the fuck nigga this is some crazy white boi shit"
>they turn to run
>GOD WILLS IT, axe one back as he is fleeing
>cops come and arrest me for murder

>>32648050
Thanks. As ridiculous/autistic as it may sound, I just think about how frightening it would be for a would be burglar to find me (6ft bearded tattooed and fat) naked wielding this axe, saying "let's not turn this rape into a murder".

But yeah, it's impractical and in the heat of the moment, I'm grabbing my M&P

>>32648087
Ooohhhhhh, shit yeah

>>32648126
>100% worth it

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Got this on the way

>Hot peened
>Dark blue dyed scabbard
>Handle dyed brown
>Belt&harness dyed golden tan
>Satin finish hilt furniture
Thank god for Christmas sales still happening halfway through January

>>32648646
noice! How much did it run ya?

>you'll never chop off the hands of a man stealing your TV with a bardiche

>>32649425
$600 US, so like $800 Canadian

>>32648646
like the sword, love the scabbard

>>32650423
Yeah, a big part of why Valiant Armoury is so well recommended is the scabbards and Sonny's leatherwork. You won't find a better sword+scabbard+belt&harness at this price point. Though if I only wanted an excellent sword, I would have gone with an Albion squire line