What do they need to defend their country by themselves?

>>32646430

their fucking balls back.

>>32646430
Weaponized kangaroos

Fucking Emus.

>>32646430
Why would they want to defend it in the first place?

>>32647208
FPBP

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>>32647917

>>32646430
about 100m more people distributed in the less populated areas

Stopping the culling of drop bears

>>32646430
in order of importance:

>fleet-in-being
>powerful air force
>robust ground force

>>32646430
To quit taking advice from the Queen.

Defend it from who? Who the fuck wants to deal with all the bullshit that is Australia? Every day I thank God there's an ocean between Australia and everywhere else, because that means all the fucked up stuff living there can't get out without passing customs. Abos and killer koalas and kangaroo chain gangs and spider tornados man fuck that.

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>>32646430
Threaten to air drop venomous spiders on the opposing country.

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>>32646430
Pic related

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>>32647917
They nuked them all sadly.

>implying anyone wants that shitty continent
name one good thing in Australia that makes it worth a military invasion. protip: you can't

>>32652057
The highest grade shitposts known to man.
Golden Gaytime.
Steve Irw-

>>32646430
They can't.

Their GDP proportional to their landmass would require a ridiculous military budget to cover the entire landmass, and if they couldn't properly and reliably deny an enemy from making it to their shoreline then they've already lost half the battle.

Actually making use of our fucking uranium deposits and building a nuclear arsenal instead of exporting it all

>>32652057
For starters, the largest uranium deposits on Earth and a vast open flat landscape perfect for agriculture, and testing weapons further inland

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>>32646430
nukes

>t. australian

>>32650911
You think about me every day anon kun~~ Uguuu kawaiii :3

>>32646430

Australia has stupid amounts of coal and uranium, and they're close to China.

There is nothing they can build short of a heavy first/second nuclear attack triad that would deter China.

No point invading. Hot as fuck. Spiders and snakes that kill. Even the kangaroos will fuck you ova. But if ya do, bring plenty of water....

>>32652566
>building a nuclear arsenal
We were supposed to get the technical know-how and research from the Brits so we could build and maintain our own arsenal fifty years ago.

Those Perfidious Yanks cock-blocked us, because they're a pack of gibsmedat cunts.

>>32653383
>they're close to China
The population centres aren't. It's roughly the same distance from Sydney to Shanghai as it is from Shanghai to Europe.

>>32646430
A large scale war to harden my nation up. We're a nation of pussies that have never had to experience hardship.

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Swiss style conscription, a readiness to completely overreact when faced with Indonesian aggression, and increased homeland logistics.

>>32653607
Conscription alone is a great way to sort out the NEET's, Boong's, precious lazy "refugees", and other useless shit.

The aforementioned directionless, spineless cunts SHOULD be the first to go to a (defensive) war, but, obviously will be the last, given the choice.

>>32652057
we have lots of uranium

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>>32646430
I, I got this?

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>>32652006
https://youtu.be/vIu85WQTPRc?t=1m6s

>Those Nuclear tests in the pacific?
>Not Tests.
>They were trying to kill it.

>You have no idea what's coming

Nukes and a navy.

>>32646430
Is the lighter green in Antarctica territorial claims or something?

>>32654916
Depends what you mean by 'claim,' it's an external territory, but it's actively administered by Australia.

>>32646430
Better question is why anybody would want to step on this fucking nightmarish land.

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>>32654949
Forgot pic

>>32652057
Back in WWII the surrender of Australia would have been a decent bargaining chip for the Japanese in their bid for peace.

>>32652619
The landscape sucks balls for agriculture though. Low levels of soil nutrients pretty much everywhere, unpredictable rainfall and those vast flatlands you mentioned are generally quite salty and get saltier from a combination of periodic irrigation and drought.

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Because these exist.