Gun store stories

>>32639648
>ITT: incest that never happened

>>32639648
Let her practice her grip on your gun...


...if you know what I mean.

>>32639648
Step 1
Don't fuck your sister

Step 2:
repeat step 1

>>32639698
No.

>>32639705
I didn't mean to

>>32639648
>went to gunshop
>saw p-64
>bought p-64
all was well
Although when I go to cabelas or gander I get fucking ignored for 20 minutes but an old guy walks up three clerks rush to his assistance

>>32639705
You don't have too

>Buy a pocket pussy
>Insert pocket pussy into sisters pussy, opening out
>Fuck pocket pussy
>Incest win

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You know what must be done, OP.

>>32639782
What?

>>32639648
maybe skip the extacy trip right before your go shooting

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>>32639648
Stories, I'll try.
>Be me, 18, look 15.
>wandering around flea market
>Spy old .22 on table
>talk to proprietor, find out he can't see shit more than 10 ft in front of him.
>Activate my high charisma skill
>convince him to let the rifle go for 5$ less
>Maximum Jewry achieved.

Same flea market
>wandering around, 17 years old at time
>laughing internally at some guys katana booth
>See white van with rusty Ak in other lane
I think "nows my chance, gonna get some Slav shit"
>walk over
>Talk to van man about an arisaka on his table
>Activate charisma
>Ask about Ak
>Charisma Check failed
>nah man, that's going to the scrap yard.
>cry internally as over my lack of Ak made from shovel.

Maybe one day something interesting will happen.

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>>32639648
>tfw no QT sister to show guns and fondle in the field behind my house

Is life worth living or should I just evacuate soul?

>>32639705
instructions unclear. got dick stuck in sister

>>32640270
It's not as great as it seems

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>>32640311

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>>32639735

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>>32639648
>go to the one mega-government approved gun store in my city
>nowhere to park my Honda VFR750 since the parking bots are out and about and they start literally shaking at emissions violations
>say fuck it and leave it on the sidewalk with an emp trap
>go innastore
>walls and walls of single-shot .22 replicas of everything since they banned everything else
>go to the front and chat with my android dude
>"Yeah man, we got some "bagels" in the back."
>some geek synth-head that's browsing gives us an evil eye
>He ignores it and leans in whispering "I got those hacking modules for you too."
>The synth snaps it's head to us and its eyes go red
>"CITIZENS, YOU ARE IN VIOLATION OF NEO JERSEY STATUTE N.N.J.S.2C:1-4, CONSPIRACY TO VIOLATE THE ASSAULT COMPUTER ACCESSORIES LAW OF 2026."
>Try to calm it down and explain that hacking modules are perfectly legal accessories that only have 10,000 lines of code
>"I AM ALERTING GOOGLEFORCE. PLEASE SURRENDER YOUR ILLEGAL DEVICE."
>It jumps the counter and starts strangling the clerk
>Pull out my legal thompson contender in .22 magnum
>Press fingerprint to biometric scanner
>Input pin number
>Start establishing connection to Googlenet
>Authorization confirmed
>Place one of my yearly 20 rounds into it and aim
>Fuck he's dead
>Googleforce kicks in the door and starts spraying everything with 9mm
>Somehow only get shot three times
>"OFFICERS, I HAVE APPREHENDED THESE MEN ATTEMPTING TO INITIATE A TRANSACTION FOR PROHIBITED ITEMS."
>Googleforce finds the hacking module and explains that it was deregulated last week and the bot hasn't updated their firmware
>"THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE. THE LAW IS CLEAR HE MUST DIE."
>Googleforce guy vaporizes it
>Confiscates my boolit and gives me a $10000 ticket for illegal parking

Fucking Google.

>Going to buy my first gun from a local gun shop
>Glock 19
>Filling out paperwork, get to that question towards the end that says "if the answer to this question is no, leave the next one blank"
>Accidentally mark no on the next question due to excitement and nerves
>Give paperwork to guy behind the counter, he goes over it, and lets out a big sigh
>"Read that back to me, what does it say?"
>I realize my derp and just said sorry
>Another big sigh, and he takes the paperwork away and makes me fill out a fresh one, talks down to me and treats me like an idiot the rest of the time I'm in the store
>Gone there a few times, every employee is exactly as condescending and shitty even when you haven't derped up

Fuck that place. I'm glad it burned down.

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>>32641368
why are gun shops the one type of retail shop that does not even give pretense to customer service, not saying others dont have shit service but at least they pay lip service.

>6 years ago
>be a fucking leaf
>have job at shitty lgs
>slow evening
>nobody in the store
>pretty lady walks in
>looks exactly like Scully from X-Files
>wearing a nice red coat
>she's older than me but quite attractive
>I'm not even an older-woman kinda guy
>asks if we can get sights for her rifle
>sure what kind
>she says it's a 22 by citadel, she has it in her car
>say she can bring it in and we can take a look
>brings rifle in
>she's a beginner that kinda got suckered into buying this cheap rifle
>but it's her rifle
>not her boyfriend's
>she has no ring on
>she is quite pretty and so interested in sight options and stuff
>shitty lgs has nothing in stock that'll work well
>[despair at shitty lgs intensifies]
>tell her we can order whatever she wants
>she wants to try stuff out IRL to make sure it'll line up properly
>understandable
>she looks a little bummed out
>tell her about the places around where she could get stuff
>she smiles
>at this point I'm trying to hold in my spaghetti, floating on a cloud of hnnnng over a red-coat Scully with a rifle
>she says thanks and walks out
>y-you too
>never see her again

;_;

>>32641416
Cause it's one of the few retail jobs I can think of, where rather than a customer coming in and being a twat by unfolding your stacked t-shirts and messing up your displays... they come in and wave about LOADED FIREARMS like the complete cocksmacks they are.

It's a bit more stressful, thus employees are a bit more stressed on the average than your local department store. Along with that, you get a feel for which customers are going to come in and actually slide money across the counter for that $3500 HK G3, and those that just want to fingerfuck it.

>>32639648
anon an old friend of mine used to say "Why go down the street when you can go across the hall?" seeing as this is your only chance to get 3d pootang, I'd suggest you take it.

PS post nudes of sis

>>32641724
i do not hav any thats gross

>>32641731
get some faggot

>>32641747
how

>>32641755
well shit if she grindin on yo dick asking nicely might work

>>32641766
well it just happened. I would really like some advice on how to teach shooting though

>>32641639
As a gun store employee I can tell you I kinda like showing guns to guys. It's one of the few things we can do that isn't boring monotonous bullshit like auditing 4473's and stocking shelves with ammo. And you never know what kind of crazy asshole is going to walk in that you can edge on to say stupid shit and get a collective laugh with coworkers.

>>32641776
Thought you meant how to get noodz

I always just put their hands where they're supposed to do, physically guide them into the proper stance, & if they're having issues with the trigger pull it with them so they get a feel for it.

>>32641776
but I'm still waiting on da noodz boi

>>32641776
>>32641847
I concur. Post nudes of sister now

>>32641864
i do not have noodz
i still dont know how awkward it will be saturday

>>32641874
Go get some, it's your duty. And also it won't awkward if you let her blow you

>>32641898
i dont think i want to have sex with her

>>32641904
Why not are you gay anon?

>>32641915
no cause shes my sister

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>>32641922
stop making excuses &

>>32641221
The future is NOW

>>32641368
They have to pay for those forms and explain what happened to each and every one to the ATF. Once enough retards fuck up and they report x number of fucked up forms they get a visit from the ATF. Do you see why they don't like you now?

>>32642313
All they have to do is get the guy to cross out their mistake and initial and date it. Making someone fill out a whole new form is causing more work than what's required.

>>32641629
Yeah I would be pretty sad as well if I was Canadian.

>>32642346
This guy gets it.

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>>32642516
It's not like 4473's give some semblance of meaning to my pitiful existance or anything

>>32642446
lol

>>32639735
This is actually a fetish of mine, but almost nothing is to be found online...

>>32641368
I did that today, he just made me cross it out and initial

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>>32640194
good story

Oh look, its this thread again
Get ready for lies and BS

>>32641368 here

>>32642313

I get that it'd be a pain if they actually did have to throw it away in that case, but I've bought enough guns now to know that when you make a mistake you can just cross it off and initial like >>32642346 and >>32643583 said. The guy was just being a spiteful dick and didn't mind potentially getting his boss in hot water to do it.

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>>32641221
>NEO JERSEY

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>>32641629
> Tfw no Gillian Anderson look-alike gf

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>>32639648

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>>32641221
You really tried/10