SHTF Prep

>>32638176
>sun has fallen out of orbit
Every time.

>>32638176
Hand nugget

>The Sun has fallen out of orbit and is going to crash into the Earth.

I mean does it really matter what I bring?

Ignoring that, assuming all animals are going to be gone and it'll be like a Mad Max situation: Mini 14

>>32638176
why would i want to shelter in a porta-pottie?

>>32638176
Mossberg 590 every time.

>>32638176

Yes because the sun orbits the earth....

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If the sun is circling the earth, any of these three would do fine.

>>32638176
my ak.

>my glock is disassembled and i smuggle it and 500rds in my ass inside.

>>32638221
>>32638247
Memes aside, the Sun does orbit; it orbits the centre of the Milky Way.

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>>32638330
memes aside, the earth is the center of the milky way, so the sun orbits the earth. It's just not common knowledge because (((they))) suppress it

>>32638330
Yes, but if it "crashed into the Earth" there isn't a bunker made that will keep anything alive. And fifty years won't make things any better if the sun is gone.

>>32638176
the number of genuine replies to this pasta is a bretty good indicator of the concentration of newfriends on /k/

>>32638176
>randomly chosen people
I hope that people from different countries and cultures are put into separate bunkers, because if it is truly random there are going to be lots of Indians and Chinese.

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>>32638360

50 years wont make things better if the earth melted in the suns average 10000F temperature.

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Oh good, this fucking pasta again.
Kill yourself my man. :^)

>>32638210
That must be one of them heavy duty jobs they bring to the construction sites which have a mexican restaurant within walking distance.

>>32638330
Actually it doesn't; gravity is limited to the speed of light, and the center of the galaxy is several light years away, so it actually orbits WHAT USED TO BE the centre of the galaxy.

>>32638360
That's why I said 'memes aside.'

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>>32638176
>The Sun has fallen out of orbit
Pray The Lord and burn heretics.

>>32638221
Just like your mom orbits my dick.

>>32638176
Does projectile vomiting count?
I need my space and bunkers are small.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defensive_vomiting

>>32638537
>gravity is limited to the speed of light

Then what's a black hole anon?

>>32640005
>Turkey vultures will vomit to dispel any disturbing animal. They can propel their vomit up to 10 feet.

Only if you bring a turkey vulture.

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>>32640071
I was thinking that and, if allowed, a pocket roller for when I want people to return.

>>32638221

And every other planet, as they all orbit the sun, the Earth, and each other.

>lrn2physics

>>32638221
Spotted the newfag

>>32640055
A high mass object that drastically curves spacetime, for a small scale reference you could think of it like your mom.

But in all seriousness, it does move at light speed, here is a reference http://math.ucr.edu/home/baez/physics/Relativity/GR/grav_speed.html

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>>32638176
>The Sun has fallen out of orbit and is going to crash into the Earth. Humanity has randomly chosen people to enter an underground nuclear shelter with enough food and provisions for the next 50 years until the Earth is habitable again

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A RML 9 inch 12 ton gun

>>32641705
That picture, mommy gun is showing it's kids how to sink commie boats. The little mortar is eager too.

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>>32638176
>The Sun has fallen out of orbit

>sheeple think the earth orbits the sun
>they think it's going to stay up in the sky forever
>they think it's much larger than the earth despite being so small in the sky
>they think it's the source of light depsite the fact the moon also glows

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>>32638176
>The Sun has fallen out of orbit
wut???

>>32638176
>sun has fallen out of orbit
Lies made by the government in order to trap as many freedom lovers as possible in a bunk so when the NWO TRIES to take over they have less resistance. Silly globalist, I saw through your schemes

>>32638198
smart choose because it doubles as a flashlight.

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>>32645491
something something globalists