"Go on Anon, take care of the next wave"

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Thought you'd never ask

>>32631216
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>32631216
THE RATE OF FIRE ON THIS SPANDAU IS MORE OF A DETRIMENT THAN A BENEFIT. DAMNIT HANS WHY CAN'T YOU THINK ABOUT THE LOGISTICAL FOOTPRINT I WISH I HAD A BREN.

>>32631361

BUT THE DAMN JERRIES KEEP CROSSING OUR MACHINE GUN FIRE ARCS BY JUST BEING VERY FAST.

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>>32631216

"Anon...Hans...There are thousands of them"

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>>32631369

I kekd verily

>>32631361
fuck off lindy

>>32631216
Ja, ja. Go eat your toast.

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>>32631216
Alright, you take over my weapon.

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>>32631395

I genuinley laughed out loud for like 5 minutes at this comment holy shit this thread.

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>>32631395
>Germans knew the superiority of the curved blade

It should come as no surprise.

>>32631395
Jesus, this is like the IRL equivalent of how liberals see ARs

>>32631216
Meня зoвyт Димитpий

>>32631216

>"Please become the most obvious target on the battlefield"

Fuck you Hans, you can shove that sandwich up your ass.

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>>32631569
7 seconds to glory. Guns up

>>32631216
You just rubbed jelly all over the damn handle, didn't you. I'm onto you, Fritz. You've jellyhanded me for the last time.

>>32631216
Is there any evidence of russkies charging en masse in front of the enemy in suicidal fashion?

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>>32631216
But I'm a healslut...are you sure you want me to take care of ALL of them?

>>32631216
Sure. Hey, can you whip out that picture of your family and tell me about them for a minute? I love hearing about that son you've never seen

>>32631988
Fuck off, slut
Ana > Mercy
Come back when you're in the meta (as if you ever were)

>>32631216
WHY WOULD I GET BARE AND SHAVE

>>32631973
How could you do that Hans? How could you give your own brother the jellied carry handle?

>>32632024
What the fuck am I reading? I'm going to assume this is military shit

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>>32632024

>>32632028
google spicy keychain

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>>32632050
Excellent OC.

>>32631216
Hey did you hear that ping? That GI over there is reloading, watch me go stab his dumb ass. Ach I love doing this

*pulls out Tokarev and shoots him*
heh...didn't see that coming you fascist pig...

>>32631395
>Nazi """Technology"""

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>>32631523
ALARM!

>>32632477
тeлeпopтoв пoзaди вac ничeгo личннoгo peбeнкa

ZA RODINUUUU

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>>32632677
>>32632596
>>32632477
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xirKvZv9Hq8

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>>32632477
*Pull out a Zyklon B canister*
*Auschwitz behind you*
Psssh.....nothing personal......slav.....

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>>32631988
fuck off retard

>>32631216
Fuck you Hans, the last time you told me that you had that stinky fucking canned cheese you like all over the charging handle.

>>32631216
Whats with the pistol grip on that MG-42? Looks like it's ben-
DID THAT MOTHERFUCKER STEAL MY BREAD RATION?!

>>32632004
>Ana
>Meta
Pffffft, ok.

>>32631982
>evidence
No but just like the holocaust there are only eyewitness accounts

>>32632749
*Pulls out a Deagle brand Deagle*
*Kvetchs behind you*
This time...it's personnel... Hitler.

>>32632480
Well, it worked.

>>32632832
>literally best burst healer with best ult
>not meta