Range Officer Stories

>>32624124

It's called flirting noob. Just talk to her and let her give you some pointers.

>>32624124

don't be rude

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confirmed gay

>320 5'9 anon waddles to lane furthest from any other shooters
>pulls out tacticool'd AR complete with airshit optic and grippod
>begins mag dumping steel ap rounds at backstop, while muzzle sweeping everyone else between reloads
>people in nearest lanes give RO a dirty look, a few begin to pack up
>RO approaches said anon, politely reminds him of range ammo restrictions and asks him if he needs any help
>anon is sweating perfusely, RO interprets it as nervousness over lack of firearm experience
>offers some pointers
>anon sperges out, mumbles something about /r9k/ and runs to car with rifle in hand, leaving unused ammo behind
>speeds home and posts on /k/

>>32624145
So much this

>>32624202
I hope you aren't implying that's me

>>32624202
This.
Also kek

>>32624231

If the fedora fits :^

>>32624124
Was she cute?

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>>32624124
Was a rifle coach in the Marines. That's basically a range officer but for the military. I've qualled Pogs and even females, I've seen some goofy shit.

AMA

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>>32624239

>>32624251
most dangerous event at the range?

>>32624248
I mean yeah but I was there to shoot not to fuck some blonde

>>32624262
Lubing up my dildo with CLP for tactical pre-range insertion

Next question

>>32624278
Anon-kun you're a massive faggot

>>32624286
No I'm not you're a fucking faggot fucking retard how could you even imply that from anything I posted you're fucking projecting you fucking cock sucker

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>>32624328
Go buy some Preparation H you salty gayboi

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>>32624328

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>>32624262
Actually most recruits and fleet Marines no problem.

Women can't shoot for shit. Being the RO is babysitting. Fleet Marines are good to go. Recruits on Edson Range tho, had to keep an eye out.

My uncle Philip was in the Marines in the 80's. Watched a kid smoke himself on the firing line.

>>32624124
>go to the range
>no range officer because it's a free range in a state park
>ask the guy next to me if he's gonna keep that brass
>help yourself man...he tells me

Something like that.

>>32624124
Obvious b8 and everyone fucking fell for it.

Fuck /k/.

>>32624385
It is the easiest board to troll, after all

>>32624374
A good day

>>32624385
>Merely pretending

>first time trying to go county run range
>drive out to where I'm pretty sure it is
>is another range, members only
Well fuck
>next day, drive out to actual range
>you gotta watch this video and sign these papers etc
>oh boy here we go
>finish paperwork
>RO at tower has a big smile on their face
>asks what I'm shootin', gives me a lane
>walk down and unpack mug shit
>roaming ro also has smile on face
>shoots the shit with me, never bugs the whole time I'm there
>everyone is pretty cool, even the dude wiping his barrel every 2 shots

>>32624124
kek, should've given her YOUR pointer <3

>>32624385
Yeah you retards it was bait im not fucking gay

>>32624124
she wanted the bayonet

and you didn't get the hint even though she was bashing your head in with a nugget

>>32624385
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>>32624756

Why does /k/ eat this bait up? Is it literal autism?

>>32624828
Jesus Christ you autist I just wanted to make a fucking thread about range stories and you fuckers can't contribute unless it's calling me gay or shitposting about fish Jesus fucking Christ get a fucking life

>>32624844
It's 4chan and you posted a story about being autistic. Of course you're gonna get made fun of.

>gun jams after first shot
>didn't know. ARs had to be "wet", I thought clean and somewhat moist was good enough
>RO looks at it, disassembles it, gives some cleaning tips and gets the gunsmith to poke the casing out
>guy next to me gives the thing a whole cleaning + lubrication
>carry on shooting as usual

People in gun ranges always been nice. Only bad experience was I didn't know to stove pipe my AK (I knew you should keep the bolt open but fuck me if I knew how), but that was on me.

>tfw RO's see my vepr with a side mounted balerussian scope attached
>tfw they hear the glorious 7.62x54r and the casing goes flying a few yards onto someone else :3

>>32624886
You're the autist not me

>>32624904
No u

>>32625025
F off

>>32624251

Ayy there fellow 0933, East or West coast?

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>>32624828
>>32624756
>>32624385
>implying the majority of /k/ isn't aggressively homosexual and this story is unrealistic

>>32624124
>female wants to chat you up on the range
>the loudest most awkward place to hold a conversation
>doesn't get the message she wants to fug
Your autism level is maximum.

>>32624124
Are you allergic to vagina anon?

>>32624124
This isn't bait it's just shit

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>>32624124
so a 20yo girl who likes guns tried to talk to you, and you rudely turned her down? if your single, and by that i mean not married, you done fucked up yo.

the possibilities
>free range time
>invited to special events
>possible discounts on whatever the range provides
>getting the legendary range head while shooting your gun, you cum and ping at the same time
>a grill that enjoys guns enough to work around them


man oh man anon you fucked up.


>be me
>shooting muh riafu
>RO QT wants to "show me some pointers"
>"yes sure, thanks!"
>she nestles up against my rifle and me
>get comfy with her
>we cuddle and pewpewpew
>me: "thats not a magazine in my pocket"
>her: "i wanna mag dump it anyway"
>i ping buckets
>????
>profit

>>32624145
To a true follower of the mudercube, his rifle is the only companion she will ever need.

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SERIOUSLY ANON, even if you're the most vehemently homosexual man on the continent, it is ILLOGICAL not to have passionless, mechanical sex with someone if for no reason other than the fact that you can possibly get free range access and discounted funs

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>>32624124
There was at least the possibility that she had a dick? You must be a turbo-faggot to not try anything.

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>>32624124
Not me or involved but witnessed event

>NHP buddy and I at the indoor range becasue rain and I have broken arm
> Making sure I can still carry effectively
>definitely can
>crowded as fuck, lane opens up next to us and the the most stereotypical just out of high school prepper fat kid rolls up next to us
>Is wearing crocs with whit tube socks, bball shorts 2 sizes to small, a 5xxl sweatshirt, all topped off with a gook type 56 chest rig on
> has a pretty pristine sks with bayonet attached
picrelated.jpeg
>whatever ignore him and keep shooting
> kid starts running through clips on a target 25 ft out, eventually runs out of ammo
>he unfolds his bayonet
>buddy and i look at each other and meet eyes with RSO
>RSO intrest level now 3/10
>fat kid hits tablet to recall target and postures weapon
>RSO intrest level now 5/10 and closing distance
Cont.

>>32624363
>that image

I've actually seen that happen. Two PFCs had a trade that for the one's skittles for two weeks, he would get a blowjob, on request twice a week.

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>>32625981
>target within stabbing range
>RSO interest level: 11/10 bout to burst a blood vessel
>Fat kid lunges at target of zombie bin laden fully erect.

>no penetration

>fatty couldnt stab through the paper and now the RSO is screaming at him basically calling him a fucking boot asking wtf he is thinking
>Fatty's response: "uhhh-h-h-h pra-a-acticing"
>que "not on my fucking range your'e not"
>buddy and I have to fucking leave the lane were laughing so hard
>followed up with margarita at Mexican place 7/10 margarita

>>32626052
>Didn't stab through the paper, just a little poke
10/10 Not even kidding

>>32626086
The kid did his best to kill the enemy but just couldn't muster enough force to stab through the paper. The foreend was so dull he coulda used it as a dildo

>>32624124
>at indoor range with buddy (outdoor range had some event happening)
>just got an 805 bren, brought that and the scorpion Evo because matching faggots
>guy in lane next to us is giving me eyes
>can't tell if angry/horny
>ignore him, and keep shooting
>he's still staring through clear plexiglass divider
>finally look at him
>"hey, want to see my gun?"
>shows me his spectre, actually pretty neat
>big mistake
>goes on for at least 15 minutes about his gun
>try to get back to shooting, but don't want to be rude
>nope, starts talking about coffin mags
>think conversation is over, turn to go back to my lane
>nope, apparently there's a double action lever or something
>doesn't offer me to shoot it, which is OK
>figure he just wants to shoot the bren, and is trying to make conversation
>"yeah, no thanks"
>continues talking about how it was developed, like a sweaty Ian with a lisp

Which one of you was it?

>>32624124
My god you're a loser. Unless she's uglier than 6/10 you should've flirted back.

Now some old guy... Yeah then your story makes sense

Kys

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>>32624278
>>32624328
No fucki fo you autismo

Dude I'm so gay I give myself an enema before leaving the house in the morning just in case and I still would've hit that.

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>>32624124
Nigga, are you retarded? She wanted to flirt and talk with you.

>>32625981
Oh hey its Inna. "Oscar Mayer The Sausage Lynxx"

>>32626202
Forgot to add, I fucked him after because I'm not autistic like OP. Faggot.

>>32626197
>foreend
here's a tip, it's called the tip

>>32625847
This

>>32624124
YOU DENSE FUCK

IS YOU MAIN CHARACTER OF JAPANESE CARTOON OF WHICH GIRLS ARE ATTEMPT TO GET ATTENTION OF YOU DENSE HEAD LONG ENOUGH TO FLIRT BUT YOU NOT NOTICE FOR OF BEINGS DENSER THAN STAR OF NEUTRON?

OR DOES YOU BEINGS OF SUCKING COCKS AND PRANCING LALA HOMO MAN? IS FINE IF YOU IS, MAKE MORE SENSE THIS WAY.

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>>32624124

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>>32624124

>>32625646
all I know is I love guns and I love cock
other /k/ posters should stop denying their love of dick already

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>>32624202
>>32624231
>>32624239
Wew lad!

>>32627474
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>>32625710
>>32625672
>>32624886
>>32624844
>>32624758
>>32624730
>>32624374
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>>32624145
Guys we get it, you think he is gay and op was merely pretending. I wanted to hear range stories

>>32628409
I want to see your cock

>>32625981
Oh god where did you find that photo of me? I think a friend of mine took that, but I never posted that. Either way, this was at the most recent Saboten Con at the Phoenix Sheraton. Pretty small for a con honestly.

>>32626458
Hey!
I pretty much never go on this /k/ after GG, but I'm glad to see that there are people here who appreciate my... unique page bullshit. I'm off to bed, though. Seeya on kikebook unless we get zucced again.

>>32624145
Once she gives you a pointer you can point your dick into her vagina.

>>32624202
sweet! free ammo left behind.

>>32624726
>everyone is pretty cool, even the dude wiping his barrel every 2 shots
jesus fucking christ, I haven't cleaned my AR in like 900 rounds

>>32630544
Stop

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>>32630544
Fuck you, furfaggot.

>>32624124
fag

>>32624251
What's the stupidest boot range trick you've ever seen?

The RSO where I shoot is pretty chill. IF he knows you're not stupid, he just sits there wearing short shorts, a bandanna around his neck, and flip-flops.

>>32626052
Was that kid Captain America by any chance?

>>32624124
Should have fucked her Boi pussy. Would have felt more natural to you.

>>32625039
>f off
Confirmed. Actually gay and actually autist.

Its not funny anymore guys, he is actually a gay autistic sperglord who lives with his mother and probably rides a wheel chair he's so autistic.

>>32625981
That POS stands for Peice Of Shit. Dirty furries. When will they learn to stay on /reddit/

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>>32630544
I couldn't give less of a shit.

>>32631259
I clean all my guns after i finish shooting them. Do you faggots not like the ritual of cleaning your funs?

>>32624239
fuck off nick

>>32624124
Ok guys, OP is a faggot. I have a story, just dont tell my wife, pls.

>be at indoor range one day
>its a high tech facility
>fucking perfect body grills there
>the ugliest is a 7/10, which i'd still hate
>im a stud muffin myself, so wife gets pretty jealous when we're there necause of flirts
>dont go often, and even less often with her
>decide to go after church one sunday
>this 8/10 cutie is the RO at the "Range bay" im in
>the other is tgis cool old guy who used to be a Marine and has been a cop for 15+ years, but lets virtually anything slide except safety things
>be shooting my shotgun and Argentinian bullshit Thunder .380
>its gold plated, so obviously im getting looks
>mostly from wangsta faggots
>notice only 10 minutes in the qt RO is eyeing me
>make eye contact
>give my puppie dog eyes and a half smile
>can see she is visibly wet
>loosen my grip so it starts to fire off in all directions
>not even hitting my paper anymore
>pretty sure i hit the skin heads next to me
>she walks over
>"mind if i show you how to hold it?"
>slides her eay past me
>bumps her butt up to my now fully erect dick
>10/10 ass
>she definitly can feel it
>i can see it
>she grabs my hand
>puts it around hers
>tries to show me how to properly grip gun
>all i can think about is it being my dick
>fires a couple of shots
>turns around and leans up against counter
>"so, do you think you understand now?"
>has the devils smile on her face
>"y-yea"
> she goes "good" and walks away looking back and smiling
>shoot entire box of 50 slower than an armadillo crossing a street
>pack things upand go to leave
>see old guy is giving me the stink eye
>"be right back dad" she says to him
>BE RIGHT BACK DAD?!?!
>This woman has marked me for death
>he's seen me in here with my wife, too
>im fucked
>she walks me out to the counter
>"so, did you end up shooting better after taking your time and holding your gun right?"
>yea, i was just not holding it tight enough


Cont

>>32633351
in b4 belaire

>>32633351
>no one else near the counter
>leans up and kisses me on the cheek
>grabs my dick
>"i hope you can grab that tight enough"
>range counter lady giggles
>cutie/devil RO walks away swinging her hips
>pay for my stuff
>old guy walks in behind counter eyeing me down
>lady at counter rimgs me up and says "Dont feel to special, she does this to everyone she thinks is cute"
>i can see him literally shutter at the sounds of her voice
>he storms off
>take my receipt
>come back again with wife next week
>she is there
>eyeing me the whole time
>eyeing her
>wife never notices
>go to bathroom
>she follows me
>oh no
>long story short, she gives me head in the range bathroom
>go back to range and have to keep cool
>ive been shot at before and havnt even broke a sweat
>but this is something else, boys
>leave without my wife ever knowing a thing
Boi, let me tell you hwat. If theres an RO flirting with you, you better take the opertunity to fuck that pussy.

>>32633299
Frig off, Jeremy.

>>32633425
RaceMixer, that you?

>>32633425
nope

>>32633440
No, im white. Hence the name "NeggroMancer" not "NeggroPantser" or something. Fuckboi.

>>32633448
I can tell you in detail if you'd like, about what happened in the bathroom

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>>32633471

>>32633471
Yeah, no shit you're white. I was wondering if you had a black wife.

Hence
Neggro

Mancer.

God, autism.

>>32633483
Oh, yea my sutism is off the charts today.

No, my wifes white. Which is why she never noticed. She's ditzy as fuck.

>>32624349

i stared at this for like 15 seconds before i realized it wasn't a gif

>>32624124
This is good bait

>>32633425
Sure
Here's your (you)

>>32633525
>>32633448
Just because you guys are gay and gays dont normally go to ranges, doesnt mean this forsnt happen. Especially in a town full of hoes.

>>32633558
ok dude that's awesome we all totally believe you can you fuck off now?

>>32624124
Am I the only one here that goes to an indoor range with no RO? It's fucking anarchy in there.

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>>32633587
You would never catch me in an public indoor range with no RSO. 0% chance I'm giving one of you faggots the opportunity to murder suicide me

>>32624124


Here's a story that's not really an RO story. But a good story about free ammo.

>Christmas leave, 2015, shooting at a public range innawoods. Me and another milbro are teaching my sister to shoot
>AR, both of my SKS, couple of bolt action fuddgats, handguns, etc
>see two asian guys shooting two lanes over
>one of them keeps eyeballing me
>during a ceasfire, go up and introduce myself
>he's here from China, visiting the other range Asian
>asks about my SKS'
>tell him I've got a Chinese and a Yugo
>he produces a sizeable box of 7.62x39
>he's always wanted to shoot an SKS and an AK, he brought the ammo just in case
>tell him he can use mine
>eyes light up, I get to watch an Asian pop targets with a gun of his homeland
>despite telling him I don't need any ammo and he can save his for when somebody shows up with an AK, he leaves it on my bench anyway

Yo, rooftop chinaman, if you're here then it was a pleasure heating up brass with you.

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>>32633587
>Went to indoor range with no RO, took little brother.
>He's firing .22 mag Ruger bolt action
>lane to our left has a dude teaching his friend how to shoot his tacticool AR and Kahr pistol
>Divider walls for the lanes go from floor to ceiling
>Owner of the guns in the lane next to us turns to his right and is pointing the gun at the wall explaining how to use it
>From where I'm standing he literally has his gun pointed right at my little brother's head with just a little metal wall inbetween
>Spaghetti starts to spill from my pockets and I cant decide if I should interject or not
>"it probably isn't loaded so I shouldn't sperg out on him for it"
>he turns down range and starts firing shots
>mfw one slip and I could have watched as my brother gets capped in the head

>>32631259
I mean idk what the hell he was trying to achieve but the gun and glass he had looked expensive and we were on the long range side so Idk. But he would shoot a few, take the bolt out [it was bolt action] and wipe it.

>>32625981
Fuck NHP ... specifically the DOT guys

>>32633710
>it's probably unloaded
Nigger you never assume that shit. Should've gone up and karate kicked him in the wrist.

>>32633425
>>hardly believable story about getting BJ from qt RO
>>32633558
>>wow you guys don't believe me, sorry you're gay

>now that he's insulted my sexuality I must believe what he says to be true

>>32633759
This is One of the reasons I don't go to a certain range even though it's like 5 minutes from my house.

>tourists
>have to shoot their overpriced dirty ass reloads
>douchebag staff
>dude recently went in alone with a rented gun and blew his brains out

>>32633811
Guy who posted the greentext here.

I never go to that range anymore despite it being closest. The only reason I used to was because I was noguns and they did rentals, my closest outdoor range doesn't. Plus it's fun to shoot over 25 yards.

>spergs out at the hot RO
>spergs out when 4chan calls him gay
>leaves his own thread

since when are there ever female ROs, anyway

>>32633725
He's not a bad guy, he is just sick of seeing drunk fucks killing families flying down the freeway.

Also don't tell him that you were speeding becasue you have to shit, there are rest stops everywhere and he's not retarded.

>>32633710
>"it probably isn't loaded so I shouldn't sperg out on him for it"

PAY ATTENTION YOU STUPID FUCK. HES YOUR FUCKING BROTHER

>>32634062
Plenty at mine, most are ex-wooks though.

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>>32630544
Hey furfaggot
why did you let your page descend from an apolitic innocent gun page to edgy political trumpfaggotry?

>be me, 24yo
>Get up one morning on a weekend with massive urge to shoot
>SSDD
>Load up AK, Glock 17, Ruger 10/22 and ammo
>Go shooting
>Slow fire, double taps, mag dumps
>Smoky AK is Smoky
>Shooting steel and aluminum ammo cas why not, I don't reload.
>Spend all day doing so
>Get hungry
>Leave stuff in pile on the ground, walk ten feet to house and make myself a meal
>It's great to have family that owns land, because ranges are miserable.

>>32624887
Noguns go away

>>32633671
God's work, anon. Praise be to the Cube.

>>32633711
Some Fudd lore (could be true, what do I know) on high precision rifles you do that to "brake it in" I find it hard to believe that it does anything other then force you to keep the barrel cool.

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>>32625147
Pendleton. Way back when homey. Been out since 2011.
>>32631912
Well watching kids scope themselves is pretty fucking funny.

Women had to fire full size m16A4s. They'd fire it without putting it in their shoulder. One fucking dropped it because the recoil surprised her or whatever.

Craziest was a recruit on Edson took hot brass down his neck. Fucking retard hopped up and started dancing to get the brass off. He ran Infront of firing line and almost in front of guy next to him shooting. Luckily I grabbed him by his Cammie blouse and dragged his ass back. Like literally dragged him like a bitch. Then I gave him a little pic related. Dumbass dies on your watch it's never good for anyone.

>>32634226
Nah I know they are good guys.

I drive local and my company just got a new truck, damn thing is like a target for dot ... I think my record is 4 times in one week.

>>32635086
reno bro, carson bro, or vegas bro?

>>32634625
Ah. Makes sense. It looked goofy as all hell. He'd line shots up and fire a few and then clean it. Then he would just dump rounds down range without aiming and do the same thing.

>>32635097
Vegas bro

>>32635123
word. Renoites up here

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>>32624351
my fucking sides

>>32633285
i clean my guns just because it's something to do but it's a good habit after every range visit

>>32635129
Sup Holmes. Stayin' warm? We're headin up next week to ski

>>32633811
dude, was this shit in wisconsin?

>>32634430
hnnnggg I want some land in the country so bad

>>32635223
always, have had to drag 5 fuckheads out of snow banks the past two weeks but they usually throw me some cash or booty rubs if their hot kek.

Which mountain you hittin?

>>32635277
Nah out in Vegas. The range is well known for being a pile of shit.


>>32635493
Nice lmao

Whole family has passes at heavenly so we'll be there all week. I'm drooling to get up there with how much snow they've got

>>32635516
It's nice right now man. At least heavenly isn't overrun by no-English-pushy-fuku gooks yet.

If I didn't have plans I would say I could bring the sleds out and snow gat in the sierras.

You'll have a good time though. Kinda funny I have worked at most the resorts around my cabin but heavenly was by far the most based.

>>32625829
>thats not a magazine in my pocket
>i wanna mag dump it anyway

that made my pecker move a little

>>32635590
Funny I do run across a lot of foreigners, but by far there are a fuck load of Australians..

That shit would be rad, appreciate the offer dude.

We're stoked on it though, debating on busting out the powered gear but idk if the Mott an killebrew are gonna be too sketchy

>>32635516
Funny story for you

I worked heavenly for a while and one of those said gooks got in my face and was spitting everywhere so I pushed him back down the unloading platform towards Ellies.

My manager and I watched him go backwards like 80 yards with his family in toe right into a fucking snow drift.

My manager didn't give a fuck becasue he was laughing so hard. After like 30 minutes we had a report of an angry guest but couldn't file a report becasue he was just screaming in Mandarin or whatever.

>>32635658
bring your powder gear, it would be a shame to waste those days and not hit mott

>>32635658
Idk what your skill level is but they are both avalanche controlled and prime. Just stay away from the tree wells and youll be chill

>>32624124
OP ran into giraffe neck Paige Wyatt

>>32635720
Hahaha.
>>32635720
>>32635743

Will do then. Didn't Know if they had been setting avalanches or not since it's been dumping so much. If anything I'll demo a pair of powder skis
Last time we went down the canyons was the last big season for snow so I've been wanting to go back over. Shot was a blast. High sided one of my turns and took a good 30 or 40 foot tumble down hill. Worst part of it was trying to climb back up to get all my shit back

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>>32635820
> If anything I'll demo a pair of powder skis
Non-scrub detected

Nice man I would do the same. Haha yeah the first powder day of the season has the highest likelihood of you tomahawking your shit clear down the mountain.

>>32633170
>>32633351
Why are you so obsessed with calling me gay
You cheated on your wife

>>32634062
I didn't leave just tired of responding to every single person who calls me gay I'm not fucking gay by statistics you're probably fucking gay and just projecting probably everyone in this thread is /k/ is fucking gay I'm straight Jesus Christ

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>>32635910
>>32634062
>>32633351

I don't know who's autistic, who is baiting, who is being baited, but for the love of fuck please stop.

One of you goes and one stays for fucks sake.

>>32636000
I'M NOT FUCKING AUTISTIC FUCKING KILL YOURSELF YOU PIECE OF SHIT I DIDN'T FUCKING KNOW SHE WAS FLIRTING OK????? ARE YOU FUCKING HAPPY NOW???

>>32635129
Reno mofucka!!!!

>>32635864
True shit. Was a fun little pants shitting tumble down. My dad was with me and laughing the whole time

Well fuck it no RO story really but anyway

>be young dump fucker
>just bought first glorious heap of shit ak
>pops looks at it disappointed
"Boy why the hell you want that commie junk"
>pay him no mind
>take gun to shit range down the way
>nah you can't shoot that here man
>duh fuck
>you shoot all kinds of rifles here
>"uhhh nah our backstop" or some bullshit
>take to bass pro
>trigger lock at front door and signed in
>get to gun counter
>trigger lock taken off, cleared in gun clearing tube thing
>whatcha shooting
>"oh no, can't shoot steel case, you gotta buy brass"
>fack whatever
>get into range, fire away
>can feel the ghost of Ivan giving me pointers
>all is well until I feel something slap my shoulder
>one of my rounds hit the shitty piece of string used to send targets down range.
>welp I think I'm done here
>get gun locked back up, say nothing.
>leave in a hurry cause young and embarrassed

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>>32636015

>>32636015
Lellercopter

Op you're a beta pussbag lmao

How could you possibly not see the signals?

>>32636017
chea boiii. You can catch me at sierra tap house like every other Friday.

>>32636000
also self checking my digits. read em and weep >>32636015
the digits dont' lie this is our thread now

>>32636196
It hurts at first and then its funny. Good times to be had

>>32636247
>buy brass 7.62x39...
Fuck idiots who don't know the difference between steel case and steel core

>>32636247
>steel case vs. steel core
hes just retarded. you did fine anon

>>32625829
>Eokek
1/10

>>32636279
I don't fucking know I thought she was just pestering me because she didn't have anything better to do that's what everyone says ROs do

>>32634240
It was around 5 years ago and I was freshly 18 at the time and a pretty timid little bitch. If the same thing were to happen today I'd probably do what >>32633759 said.

I'm just glad nothing bad happened.

>>32636407
Anon are you autistic she was obviously flirting with you.

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>>32637770
was she cute?

>>32624844
But anon, you ARE gay.

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>>32624758
>she wanted the bayonet
fucking kek

>>32637784
Yeah I guess 9/10

>>32624202
cringe

>>32624124
Anon she probably just wanted your dick, you cock blocked yourself.

>>32624202
Top kek

>>32639571
For the thousandth time yes I understand that

>>32633285
Clean them each time they get used.
Also clean them randomly just to handle them

>>32641178
Nah this was, 2 shots, barrel wipe, repeat

Op is proof men are actually so dumb that even when pussy is thrown at him he will still complain...i cant get laid...fuck women! I need to shoot my AR then lose a few loads from muh cock!

>>32633711
Valid break in technique if the rifle / barrel is new.
Though it usually involves a full cleaning after every few shots for the first 30-50 though.

Little overkill IMO but if it floats your boat

>>32633671
Praise the /k/ube. You're a good man.

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>>32624887
Either you are a cute boy/girl or this story is just bs