Inlaws and guns

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>>32616154
>charging someone to shoot your ammo
Either make him buy his own or consider nailing his daughter as payment.

>>32616178
This.

>>32616154
You should be thinking of conversation topics not of charging the man, he'll be the grandfather of your children.
Please tell us he's a complete piece of human garbage because either he is or you are.

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>charing the grandfather of your children to shoot funs

Jews marrying gentiles baka

Cheap bastard OP. You're charging him by the round, kind of pathetic.

>>32616154
You're fucking retarded, firearms is an expensive hobby you poor fuck, either break up with her, pick something else to be interested in or kys

OP either is poor/lacks common sense (what's the difference, amirite?) or this is a troll post.

>>32616154
>nickel-and-diming over ammo
do people actually do this? When my friends and I shoot shit we usually go to the LGS afterwards and buy roughly the amount of ammo we owe each other (if it's some weird shit that the LGS doesn't carry we just give them a few bills instead). We certainly don't have a per-round rate and we don't mark the amount of rounds spent on a little portable chalkboard or anything.

Maybe I'm just a faggot but I think you'll look like a cheap turbo-autist that cares more about relatively trivial amounts of money than enjoying spending time with his soon-to-be family. If he's a reasonable guy that understands the value of the ammo you're providing him with, he'll offer you some sort of compensation out of the goodness of his heart.

>>32616154
If (your) concern is shekels rather than having a chance to do something nice for the father of your wife, you can expect her to grow ever more contemptful of (your) broke ass and leave you eventually.

OP is a fucking Jew Faggot.

>>32616154
Do you also charge him for the price of groceries when you invite him to dinner?

>>32616595
I bet he does but only 12 cents for the pees, $2.25 for the steak, and 54 cents for the potatoes.

>>32616621
Time out here
What steak are you eating that's only $2.25?
You do know the meat patty from mcdonalds isn't a steak right?

>>32616154
god damnit OP

wtf are you doing

>>32616154
Charging your future father in law to shoot your ammo is a fucking terrible idea. Even if you burn up 500 rounds of ammo he'll likely offer to buy you some ammo in return, and if he doesn't you still chalked up some points with the man. Be happy your father in law is into guns and isn't a liberal dickweed.

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You should rent some of these babies and put the ammo in there. Tell him to bring a laundry bag full of quarters, and can only shoot what he gets out of the gumball machines. Also inform him that every minute he spends with your guns is a minute of sex his duaghter owes you, as stated in a signed contract negotiated before setting up the bench.

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>all these poor fucks calling me poor
lmao I'm a lawyer I make more than everyone in this thread combined, but I dont have the habit of throwing money away, maybe you retards wouldnt be poor if you stopped doing that lmao. Also the antisemitism from you people is disgusting, learn not to bite the hand that feeds you.

>>32616154
>how do I make a good impression on the man that will be the grandfather of my children?
>I know, I'll Jew him on the price of .22lr!

>>32617414
>learn not to bite the hand that feeds you

OP confirmed for money grubbing oven bait

>>32617476
just so you're aware, racism is against the rules on 4chan. So maybe next time you'll be more careful about what you say to me.

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>>32617414
top bait! good joib

>>32617535
You're shitposting just a little too hard now.

Seriously? When me and my Fiances father go shooting he shoots whatever he feels like shooting through my guns. We shoot each others guns and ammo ( I always lose a shit ton of ammo) but 1) I'm just grateful a 1% biker completely opposed to marriage gave me the nod to marry his only daughter, and 2) we go out for craft beers and Burgers after and he always foots the bill. Don't be cheap dude, you treat her father like that, do you really think she will be your fiancé for long?

>>32616154
You're charging him enough by making him deal with your cheap ass.

>>32616824
It's the friends and family discount retard

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>>32617414
So this is REAL /k/ Brand degeneration. Is your nose bigger than your dick?

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>>32617414
>learn not to bite the hand that feeds you.
thinks I want to thank the jews for
>Tavor
>Bagels
>BLACKED.com

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>>32617414
der juden

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>>32617414
>Oy vey goyim don't call me a jew, do you know how expensive it is to shoot these guns it's an ammo shoah!

>>32617414
>lmao I'm a lawyer I make more than everyone in this thread combined
I doubt you make more than me. I'm a fucking statistition for Morgan Stanley.
>learn not to bite the hand that feeds you.
I never once said anything about My king of shitposting boss

>>32617414
I bet he's a retired tier 1 operator as well.

She probably wants him to learn something from her dad, since her husband to be is such a spiteful tightwad. That or she knows you'll blow it with her dad, so she can call off this mistake of a relationship.

>>32619283
That's not funny

>>32619495
I don't even care she's just pussy to me at this point. I get plenty of other pussy but it's just nice to have it whenever I want it. Suck it virgin schmuck

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>>32619516
This is one of the worst shitpost threads I've seen in awhile. Just stop.

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>>32619516
That sounds like the foundations of a healthy and stable marriage, lawyer jew.

>>32619534
T. Jealous virgin nolife poor faggot retard hobo can't afford guns

>>32619535
I'm going to report you if you keep using that word

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>>32619545
Sorry, I won't call you a lawyer anymore.

>>32619545
Announcing reports is against the rules.

>>32619555
No posting that you have reported something is against the rules, warning that you will report is not. I would fucking know I make money by arguing rules you fucking broke faggot

>>32619567
Whoa, calm down there Chaim. Have some matzo, you're not you when you're hungry.

>>32617414
>Platform welder on rigs

Unless your income was in the 7 digits you can fuck back off to the camp, Horowitz, because your ass is broke compared to my Schindler's List looking ass.

>>32619567
>implying the mods care

If your so rich, post guns.

>>32617414
I'd rather on one rifle and a double barrel sxs 12g.
Carry more ammo.
Why spend a lot at all.

>>32619586

Can i have money to move out of my parents house, im saving but its not fast enough.

>>32616178
First post best post.

>>32616154
The real /k/ommando would worry about lookin like a looney prepper for how many ammo cans and mags you bring.

>>32619466
>statistition
It's good that you're good at math, because you obviously didn't do too well in English.

>>32616154
>>32617414
Post guns, or troll.

>>32619610
Work hard and get a better job. Also, remember that you can lead a horse to water but you can't make it drink.

>>32619629
>>32619587
No it is obvious the Nazis are here in this thread maybe you hmm? Here to hack me and steal my money

Just pic a dollar value you are comfortable with. Go into a store with him. Buy the ammo, and when he does the whole "Let me help out with that" politely decline.
If you have a good time, he will either reimburse you, or get you a nice gift. I know it's a hassle OP, but you can't let money get in the way of social gains.

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>>32616154
Holy fuck you're a kike. Kys.

>>32616154
You're either the guy everyone used as their hobby fuel or the guy that never got invited to social functions because that kind of backwards shit is exactly why you're having a problem entertaining the idea of investing in your future happiness. You have no idea how much hell her daddy can cause you.

>>32617414
And we now know that war with Jews is easy they are too cheap to shoot back

>>32616154
hey op you gonna start charging us for your internet you fucking jew

>>32619961
Wut

>>32616154
$300 dollars is fair
you fuckin jew

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Jeezus fucking christ, these are some top notch jew jokes here, haven't kek'd this hard in a long ass time, we'll meme'd /k/

I know the kind, my brother bought an ass-old cheap and crummy Swedish Mauser and fires about 40-60 rounds a year of the cheapest available FMJ factory loads he can find, yet always whines about the price of ammo, based on the box of Lapua Mega he bought years ago, but "cannot afford" to go hunting with.
So fuck off what is even the point of claiming that you've an interest in a hobby that requires a modicum of monetary investment if you're just going to complain about the burdens you imagine it inflicts upon you rather than realising that you chose that hobby, and with it, the opportunities it affords you.

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>>32617414
>11 cents for 22lr, tallies all bullets fired in bill
>lawyer

Well it all adds up. Hopefully he'll "ND" into your skull and do the world a favor.

>>32622370
>this


"Well I made 3 ten minute phone calls about your case, plus the 19 princes of paper I had to print out, then I had to get a new pen because mine ran out of ink, and we spent 2 days in court so that will be..... $28,975

>>32616154
charge him what the ammo actually costs - you're the one stuck cleaning it, and with the wear&tear on your funz.
Or just suck it up and tell him don't expect a birthday/christmas present that year.
On a sidenote: Why the fuck are you asking us?

Damn op 10/10 bait

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>>32622026
>Hating kikes is a meme
How's your first day on 4chan going newfag?

>>32619961
>I make a Jew joke so I must be a neo-nazi
got me there

>>32623137
No its not it's not even funny at all in fact it's a hate crime, I could sue all of you.
When did /k/ become new /pol/

>>32623232
You are a Nazi

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>>32623235
>I could sue all of you
>Saying mean things on the internet
>Hate crime
Pick one Schlomo. Mind telling me the name of the law firm you work at? If you can't properly identify what constitutes a hate crime, you must be a shitty lawyer, and I want to make sure you don't ever represent me in court.

>>32623274
You'd like to hack me wouldn't you Nazi

>>32623294
No, because anyone who's this awful at a simple task like shitposting cannot possibly be worth hacking. There is nothing to gain from it. You have no money, you have no talents to exploit, you have no social standing, you pretty much have no life. You're just a sad, fat, unhygienic faggot in his parents basement.

>>32623385
T. Jealous virgin nolife poor faggot retard hobo can't afford guns

>>32623458
>Jealous
No
>Virgin
While true, this is hardly offensive.
>Nolife
This is also false
>Poor
I'm in college making minimum wage, so I guess that's kind of true. Thankfully neither of my parents are Jews, since they're helping me pay for my education.
>Faggot
I'm not the OP though, you are.
>Retard
I was a national merit semifinalist, I went into college with a whole semester's worth of credit hours, I scored a 34 on the ACT, and a 2340 on the SAT. I'd tell you to get fucked, but I doubt that any woman would agree to touch you, even if you paid them.
>Hobo
Are you even trying?
>Can't afford guns
I have a Mosin, an SKS, and I'm going to start building an AR by the end of next month. I have to ask, is this the best bait you can come up with, or are you only pretending to be retarded?

>>32623576
I forgot autistic

I really think is so Jewish of you to charge him by the round, just ask politely if he can bring $40 or something to help with gas and ammo

>>32623588
And yet, I'm still a functioning member of society. And unlike you, I'm not a filthy Jew.

Isn't ammo cheap in the US?

I'd gladly let my father-in-law come over and blow a few hundred dollars on ammo, what's the big deal?

Why would OP be so cheap, unless his future wife is ugly?

>>32616154
Generosity is a sign of power. Don't stingy, you cheap fuck. This is the beginning of a potentially life long relationship, you don't want to set the wrong tone by charging him by the round. It'd be one thing if he was some nobody who pestered you into going to the gun range with him, but he's going to be your father-in-law. He might be the guy who helps put your kids through college. Just suck up the expense and be happy that he's looking to connect with you.

>>32617026
>underrated post

>>32619497
fuck off asshole yes it is

>>32624381
No. It isn't. 6 million people were murdered.

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>>32624368
>agreed
Best post ITT

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>>32624773
>really believing the jew lies..
And you probably think that gas chambers actually existed don't you.

>>32625990
Yes they existed, even had giant meat grinders they threw the children in
Read a book once in a while

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>>32624773
>believing jews

>>32619567
all jews must die

>>32627127
So must the anti-semites.

>>32627888
Glad someone else on /k/ has a brain
Getting tired of these Nazi cousinfuckers

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>>32618617
>tavor
>not galil chan
kill yourself my man

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>>32619628
>calling people out about improper comments
>"hurr durr you're stupid you can't spell"

>>32628177
You're still a stupid schmuck just like everyone else
Its proven Jews are the most intelligent race

>>32616154
Ha. This happened to me, I showed up with 3 boxes of 500 rounds .22 cal figuring I have to share. He shows up with a bolt action .308 rifle I didnt know he had. Cool guy, we have a blast.. Next time I show up with an HK93, an ammo can full of .223's and my carefully hoarded collection of M856 rounds and we do some shooting from his fish boat.

Tracers are a real crowd pleaser as we're not allowed to purchase them (possess, no problem) in Canada and are fun during dusk against targets on the beach. Full capacity mags (25 and 40 rnd) and a prohibited semi-auto means a good time was had by all! :^)

>>32616178
but isn't he already nailing his daughter ?

>>32629441
>Jews
>race
You made the dumbest fucking mistake right there dipshit

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>>32617414
found the ferengi

>>32629441
>Jews
>Superior race
ehhhhhhhhheeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhneh

>>32616154
>be me 2 years ago
> guy who lives 2 house over is cool dude family friend for as long as I can remember
>is a engineer or something spending time between New York and here once every month or so
>help him out cut his grass get his mail let's me read the guns and ammo and NRA magazines he gets
>comes back around Christmas time
>parents invite him over for drinks and to shoot the shit
>start talking about guns
>don't have any because I was 16 at the time except for some airshits
>he has a few (ar15, a Glock, a .45 and a 22)
>invites me and my dad to the range next week
>fuckyeah.jpeg
>he brings his own ammo because he reloads it but we buy him a box of 9mm just to be nice
>at the range for 2-3 hours had a fun time and put something like 100-150 through his .45
>take him out to lunch and pay for it.
Maybe be a bit nicer to him OP because he's letting a Jew nail his daughter

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>>32616154
You Filthy fucking kike.

the day someone got called out for being a total fuckin stereotype and busted a tit over it

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Damnit /k/ stop eating the bait.

>>32633577
Don't put this evil on us, we share ammo freely. Especially at high velocity with kebab.

>>32616378
thank you, god the autism the past 3 days. is to much to handle. It's wide spread across all the threads. you should see the current 45 vs 9 thread, its worse than usual

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>>32617414

7/10 made me reply

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>>32617414
>>32616154
>>32617535 kek bait taken
>>32619497 shitposting detected
>>32624773 pls go back to pol and leave us be
>>32626857 reee
>>32629441 not even tryin pls go

>>32619283
Die* Juden*

I just want to say usually I am proud of /k/. Whenever there is a stormwenie you all promptly attack with incredible fervor, I usually am very proud of you children. But it pisses me off when all of you become Nazis like this, maybe it's just the cross traffic from Reddit that I'm seeing that I'm proud of. So I will do everything I can go get Reddit to invade this board until all of the Nazis leave and /k/ becomes a tolerant accepting place for Jews again

>>32616154
Shoot with the man ffs

>>32635801
>and /k/ becomes a tolerant accepting place for jews
hahaha good joke, we will accept muslims and niggers, not jews, ever.

>>32635876
It's okay to accept Muslims because most of America is not they are a peaceful people, I would like to see more Muslims in America, there a lots of them that need good homes, Syrians especially. Did you know there are children dying over there?

>>32617535
judiasm is not a race. its a religion. kike

>>32635959
It is in fact a race, the superior race. Someone born of a different race but who converts is still not a Jew in our eyes.

>>32619545
Kike!

*yawn*

>>32623235
>YOU'LL BE HEARING FROM MY LAWYER!!!
Spics belong in Mexico, chinks belong in China, and kikes belong in the depths of hell.

>>32624773
>Goy! Never forget that 6 trillion of the chosen people were killed by Aryan monsters such as yourself!

>>32623235
As a Jew I have to ask, where the fuck have you been?