>scored a 31 on the ASVAB

>>32615628
How stupid are you that you scored that low.

I scored an 89 and I feel like a retard.

>>32615654
I graduated high school,
I just can't think about long posts, short posts are fine.

>>32615628
Fucking how?

>>32615628
Army needs cooks

>>32615628
> dumber than 69% of applicants
>hehe, 69

>>32615729
I didn't go to college either.

I spent 8 years doing fuck all and I still scored more than twice as high as your dumb ass.

Can you even spell your own name?

>>32615628
uhh take that shit again. Perhaps you got nervous and spergd out

>or your really retarded. Not even slightly.

I'm frankly surprised you're able to operator a computer to the extend you can post on 4chan

>got a 95
>rejected for sealed criminal record
Oh well, guess I have to go to college

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>>32615628
I know a guy who got a 6. Dead serious.

You're still retarded.

>>32615628
That's actually impressive.

>t. 95 AFQT

I got a 99, didn't even study or anything, just took it to practice for my ACT.

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>94
>legs exploded in boot camp and I was discharged with an EAS


JUST

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>>32615628

>>32615975
>legs exploded in boot camp and I was discharged with an EAS
story time?

>>32616118
My ankles sprained themselves during a fall badly enough that I couldn't walk for over a month.

Discharge ahoy!

>>32615628
Why is he holding a trail cam?

>>32615628
31 = Army

Too stupid to join the Marines.

>Infantry grunt that got a 96 during the Surge chuckles

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>>32616283
WTF 4chan ate my image

>>32615900
Asvab score of 2 is the minimum requirement to post on 4 chan

>>32615975
So you're a drop?

>>32615729
>tfw scored a 73 in my Junior year of high school
step it up

Does having a really high ASVAB actually do anything or is it just a meme?

>>32616532

I want to give you an honest answer.

But i don't think you're smart enough to understand.

>>32616532

You become a more desirable applicant, I'm not even American and know this.

>>32615628

thats not bad op, hot fuckable chick i knew got a 27

but youre not a hot fuckable chick youre probably a neckbeard

>>32615628
How?
There are literally alchoholic 18 yr olds who piss in random fridges for fun. Who can get atleast a 90.

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i scored a 68 and slept through high school

>>32615975
Do you mean ELS?

>>32615628
How? Pretty sure they give you 40 just for spelling your name right.

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81 ASVAB
123 GT Score

Showed up hung over and hungry to the test.

>>32615975
your feels, I understand them

>>32616532
No, it caps out at 70.

>>32615628
How do you manage to tie your shoes without getting your fingers stuck in the laces?

I got a 2 on the math section due to luck, I cant even do simple addition, Just never could do numbers or math.

>>32615628
>got terrible grades in high school because I never did the work
>don't consider myself very smart
>got a 99

You just have to know a large variety of things

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>>32615975
been a long time since I had a reason to post this fucking meme

>>32615811
Says the jackass that has nothing better to do than troll /k/.

>>32616269
2/10 made me reply

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You are so fucking retarded holy Jesus Christ you brainiac read a fucking book.

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>>32615628

60 on ASVAB
105 GT

i didnt attend the 9th grade or high school, are you legally retarded op????

>>32615628
Son, I am disapoint.

>ITT: Waterdogs and intel nerds
We don't need intelligence when we have M4's!

>>32615975

hello snowden

>>32616936
>t.sub 50 DAT

>>32616978
>t. 161 Clerk

>>32615936

Shit son, I know some one who got a 3.

>>32617011
>>32615936
How? Like fuck man did he spell his name wrong?

>>32616844
Ignore cookposters

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>>32615628
>barely graduated high school
>got drunk and shitposted here until 2am the night before
>still got a 99 AFQT
Retake it OP, a low ASVAB score can prevent you from getting an MOS you might want, and in your case it rules anything but the Army. You won't be able to get most of the jobs anyway, so take some time and study for it now that you know what it's like. (I think you have to wait either 3 or 6 months to retake it anyway, but don't quote me on that)

i got a 23 but i think it's bullshit they only look at English and math. i was 98% in mechanics 97% in electronics and the others i didn't care to remember

>>32617049
>Tfw got 106 on ASVAB and got offered Combat Photographer but got pressured by a menacing looking guy in the office to cook.

>>32615926
Because you could've raped a girl as a teenager, you idiot. Way to go, that's why sealed records are fucking stupid.

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>>32616936
>Not scoring above a 95 then joining inf
Its like you don't want to kill people with a smug sense of superiority

>>32617011
>>32617028
For real, its a multiple choice test, how do you even do that? The laws of probability should dictate that you should do better through sheer luck

>>32616292
>Coast Guard
>50
More liek the coastin' guard amirite

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>tfw all i want was intel
>was going to be a human intelligence collector
>smash asvab, bomb dlab
>medically dq'ed for every thing else intel
>offered drone pilot instead
>oh wait you cant do that because you need a pilots physical
>ok what left

now im in dep for as a 68w

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Got 92 like Beretta.

>>32617060

can confirm electronics and mechanics were dogshit poor and english was my highest, still got a 60 with knowing fuckall about mechanics and electronics and math

i got admin, commo, and combat as my top three, probably because i can spell and effectively communicate with human beings unlike an autistic tranny aviation mechanic that googles ponies during lunch and has semen stained bdu trousers

>answered "crankshaft" for every question on the mechanical or whatever section
>got 95

I mean crankshaft was only the answer for like 3 of the questions but still I guessed every time

>>32617062
Except it wasn't anything like that, it was literally for getting into a screaming match with my parents who then decided to punish me with popo

>>32617118
my dad is mechanic and i just know about electronics because of my grandpa

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>>32617091
You ain't right. But you ain't wrong neither.

>>32617091
Why is the coast guard so fun?

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>>32616996
try again bucko

>>32617183
Because they know how to fuckin party.

>>32617196
Oh, Sorry fobbit, I didn't notice the shitstain wiped down the front of your shirt. Fucking miserable 3432 POG

>>32615628
>scored 39

To be honest I really just took it to get out of school that day, scored 72 next time around when I was serious, atill became an Amtracker anyways

>>32617211
kek u mad muhreen? i left the wire everyday bruh, im enjoying your salt

>>32617201
Hold up, I only know about CANADIAN coast guard parties (Wild as fuck, Lots of fireworks)
What's it like in the fucking states?

>>32617102
God I hope you get sent to a BSB.

Fucking nerd whiskeys and second choice whiskeys are the worst.

I hope you have a fat black female NCO you little bitch.

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>>32615628
Tfw 99th percentile and i didn't enlist

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>>32617252
>Duh.. I got 24 cunfirm kils everday.. uh , shepdawg... rel devel dog.
Yes, We all know you sit behind a computer and fuck up our chewing everyday

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Sick ASVAB dickwaving.

The real test of intelligence, cunning and wit comes from your abilities to sham.

Are you good or good at it?

>>32615628
Dude I got a 93 and I'm a fucking moron. Literally you grew up under powerlines, eating paint chips, while drinking water directly from a nuclear power plant. Well at least you could be services or fuels. Bro try to take it again.

>>32617061
wtf that's BS

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Grunt checking in - 93 if I remember correctly.

>>32615628
76

But I also kind of skimmed the math sections cause fuck ending up a desk jockey. Also lazyness.

>>32615628

are you really actually retarded?

>scored 97

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>>32617314
Yeah, Pretty fucking weird experience. I went to the office in New Haven and there was fucking like 65 people there all trying to talk to me at once and I didn't even get a choice, This big black guy in a hoodie comes up and starts telling me bad things happen to photographers. Wouldn't stop trying to pull me around and eventually I asked him what his problem was and he told me under his breath that he knew where I lived and that if I didn't take the cooking assistant i'd get some bad results.

>>32617317
>asshat

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>>32615628
>get a 67
>never paid attention in school
>go open mech
>get ammo
>mite b cool
>it isn't
>onset of alcoholism

Eventually it got better
>get gf
>cool and nice
>PCS to the states and leave her in germany
>back to misery and alcoholism

At least I have my guns

>3.25 GPA in HS, took ASVAB with a few kids who were in the running for Valedictorian for shits and giggles
>I got a 97
>Valedictorian gets a 85
>Second best is a 91

Book smarts may teach some real world knowledge, but there are plenty of things you won't learn through a book.

>>32617381
Something's not fucking right then. Did I get set up at a fake office or something? Am I gonna show up at the airport and get shot? They told me I got a 106 on the test and I have to buy my shit and go to the local airport by 6:00AM tomorrow.

>>32616292
>50
My recruiter wouldn't let anyone below a 70 join

>>32617263
Depends if you're on base or on foreign libo

>>32617459
Well, What's the Coast Guard generally like down there? Is it as lax as the Muhreens? Or is it uptight yet really fucking fun like up here?

>>32617401
You're a retard if you think the ASVAB is a decent metric of intelligence.

I got an 81% doing one of those online tests.

The fractions got me as I was brought up in a schooling system that barely taught math with fractions. I straight up had barely any knowledge on how to work with fractions. If I was brought up in the US or took a local equivalent test, I think I would have gotten through that fine.

>>32617512
I know, but they refused to talk to me for a week because they thought it was.

>>32617405
That dude is totally gonna mug and rape you. Have fun.

>>32617590
Yeah, I'm ditching that shit.

>>32617155
>>32617196

As long as you're a ground mechanic and not a worthless AM you'll be alright in my book. I worked with ground mechanics. They're like a mystery grab bag of high speed as fuck or incredibly low drag. Just remember to help retarded little duckies during PMCS mondays so they don't end up putting water where windshield wiper fluid goes. Also make sure they don't reverse the polarity of LMTV batteries and somehow explode fire extinguishers inside of the cabin.

Just don't be an AM, literally all AMs are fucking shit, autistic or dumb child cartoon loving trannies with secret scat fetishes. They think they're high and mighty because they work on helicopters but the truth is they're so unreliable and untrusted that the army needs to hire civilians to maintain the avionics systems on the helicopters. All AMs I ever dealt with are just outrageously incompetent or realize they picked the wrong MOS and want to jump ship immediately. AMs are second worst to human resource clerks, that's how shit they are. Fuck S1, and fuck all AMs. It's because of their stupidity I had to work midnights on fucking saturday when everyone else was shitfaced. A fucking DAT would make a better helicopter mechanic.

>>32617381
Out of 99 actually

>>32617551
Where are you from dude? I'm also an immigrantfag and didn't learn fractions properly until university back home. Just did my EST 2 days ago and got approved for Picat yesterday. Doing it in a couple of days but I need to grind more divisions to get back in shape

>>32617273
what do you recommend

>>32617605
"Just wait to get yelled at and then you'll find out if you're wrong" is what I always say.

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>>32615628
The special olympics are calling you

>>32617655

Australia. It's been at least a decade since I did any formal schooling too, so the system could have changed in the mean time. I have other health issues that prevented me from joining the military (I didn't even try applying because I knew I wouldn't make it through basic training) when I was a teen.

>>32617102
>>32617273

pretty much what this guy said, all second-rate medics are dogshit that deep down dont give a fuck about being a medic or medicine in general

if you smashed the asvab just do a commo job or something, dont fucking be a shit tier medic cause they really dont need those

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>>32616666

same bro

nice quads

>>32616694
weird i got a 61 and a 125 GT

>>32617758
What a shame. I'm a swefag and I need a waiver for a surgery I had as a kid otherwise I think I am good to go. Since I'm not a citizen I can't get any tech jobs so I'll just go full Yolo and go combat arms. I hope I can get airborne. Wrote 85 on my EST, hoping to do better on my Picat.

>>32617129
Yes but the army can't check that because they are sealed, but they know you have something and they will not take your word for it.

>>32615900
good post

>>32615975
>tfw one of my knees exploded and now I can't hike or do fun cool shit like that anymore

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If you're not in category I then you're literally a fucking nigger.

>>32617123
>he thinks that the mechanical section is factored into your AFQT score
neck yourself

>there are people in this thread posting about how their poor score on the mechanical/electrical/rectum inspection section brought down their overall grade

Arithmetic Reasoning + Mathematical Knowledge + (Word Knowledge + Paragraph Comprehension) * 2

what would happen if you got a 100 on the ASVAB

>>32619423
You become Vice Commander in Chief

>>32619423
you get a bj from the president

>>32615628
Impressed

>>32617061
Wright is that you?

>>32619423
Score caps at 99

>>32619480
but what if

>>32615975
f

I got an 86 a few weeks ago, is that a pretty good score? I want to join the Air Force when I graduate but I have a rare liver disease (doesn't really effect my life in any way though) and I've dislocated my kneecap twice. What are my chances?

>>32619423

You get instantly promoted to general and get to be in any special ops group you want.

>>32617398
There was no MOS that prevents becoming a miserable alcoholic. The only difference is whether you get black out and scream at your ex or at people/hadjis that have been dead for years

I'm pretty retarded, what MOS can I pick to just stand watch all day.

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>>32619496
>I got an 86 a few weeks ago
Noice, S2 was the shit. Too bad ricers fucking ruin every single one they can get their hands on.

>>32619505
11b

>>32619496
Depends. Does your rare liver disease prevent you from being a semi functioning alcoholic? aren't allowed to ask that in the recruiters but its pretty vital

>>32619522
Doctor says I should drink really ever because it's unessessary stress on my liver, probably wouldn't drink anyway though since my Mom was a raging alcoholic.

My disease is called Wilson's disease btw if that will help anyone.

>>32619533
Thanks man, I had forgotten this level of innocence exists in the world.

But your knees shouldn't be an issue, worst case just don't tell anyone

>>32619556
Thanks man, I gotta drop some weight first but I really hope I can get in, I'd love few things more than to get in and make my Country and Father proud. :)

>>32619568
pls screen shot this and give us an update three years into your enlistment

I'm planning on going to OCS within a couple months. Still haven't talked to a recruiter or decided on which branch. That being said I have a bachelors degree in Business with a minor in Economics and a concentration in Finance. I've already been in the professional field for years. Do I have to take this exam? I'm sure I can do good just reviewing it online but it's all shit I haven't bothered with since highschool.

>>32619602
Literally don't be retarded and you'll be fine with any test the .mil throws at you.

>>32619642
Well obviously. I just did a couple practice exams and got 70% or higher. Once again they were all high-school curriculum questions. I haven't done anything like that in over 6 years. So just brush up, or do they have exams that are harder? I'm trying to pass everything with flying colors thats why I'm training and reading a ton for the next 3 months.

>>32619692
As long as you qualify for your preferred field it won't matter once you sign that dotted line, but if your scoring in the 70s you'll qualify for what ever you want. No reason to stop studying but I wouldn't sweat over it. Reading comprehension is the biggest thing, but you'd have to be legally fucking retarded to score as low as OP and he qualified for the Army. I can't stress enough how fucking dumb OP is to score a 31 and he's Army material.

I dunno how OCS works but some MOSs have their own testing systems, I had to take a short written math test to get into my MOS, because the contract was only for an infantry MOS, but not a specific one.

>>32619762
cool appreciate it. Any major tips on PT? I want to get as close to a perfect score on my PT, and to do that I have to pull off a 1.5 mile run in under 10 minutes, somethinging like 90+ pushups and 90+ crunches in under 2 minutes with 2 minute breaks in between each. I did a ton of sports in high school and I still workout almost daily but I haven't done something like since wrestling. I'm 24 btw

>>32619790
Depends on the branch. The AF has some weird faggy bike machine test instead of a run, the Corps does pull ups instead of push ups, etc.

I will say, if you're even considering the USMC start on your pull ups, the way the test is scored you make your money busting them out.

>>32619790
Identify as a girl.

A 300 for females is one third the male standard.

Its actually bothering me that there are felons who can't vote but OP can.

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89 asvab and I had a fucking head cold. Have this from a navyfag and armyresserve retard.

>>32619505
You realise you'll actually be standing...right?

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>too scared to take asvab to figure out how dumb i am

>>32620427
kek

After basic, did two weeks of recruiter assistant. Guy tells me he had to quit sending out the prefab results cards because the first thing it said was "congratulations, your score was ___". Parents were coming in with their kids only to get pissed off when he told them their dumb kid didn't score high enough to enlist.

>99
>means fuck all since my recruiters aren't willing to run me for TS

>>32619423
Max is 99, and it only proves that you're not retarded. Getting a 99 on the ASVAB is about as impressive as being able to tie your shoes.

I scored a 69. How retarded am I

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>scored a 96 on ASVAB but failed multiple PFTs
>mfw I'm not even fat

>>32616292
Marines trolling the Army by making their min score ONE point higher.

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>>32622747
Army trolls the Marines all the time. Even though they are Forest Gump retarded.

Yes, one point higher. Thats the point, do you get my point?

Taste your own medicine bitch. I'll troll you until death departs us.

>>32615975
>shouldn't have skipped all those leg days.

Motherfucking squats and oats niqqa!

>>32617263
They don't call it the hooligans navy for nothing.

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>>32622812

marines cant aim worth a dick thats why they still use the m16a4

semper fi, pecan pie

You may be retarded

I was a shitty C student and I got an 82

Probably wouldn't be as high now because Ive forgotten a lot of math and grammar stuff

>>32617635
this is what through my mind that day i thought they look at your overall score. so i said "fuck it i know ill do good everywhere else im not even gonna try with math and English" and then they tell me afterward that they look at math and English for your score. i was kind of pissed, i could retake it and actually try.

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>mfw the Ukrainian immigrant I knew throughout elementary school and high school got a 2

Slavs really are as retarded as they seem

>>32615975
You were more likely phased out for being a sperg tim.

So what is on the ASVAB? Is it like the SAT? Would a college grad do well on it?

>>32615628
You are impressively stupid.

>>32626206
Basic, basic algebra, minimal sentence comprehension, rudimentary vocabulary, etc. Getting a perfect score is a sign that , at very best, you're not retarded. Anything below 90 or 95 means the person was probably dropped on their head.

>>32617605
So, were you right or wrong?

>>32616808

>>32615811
With a score that low I doubt they will trust him with food safety.

>more like army needs janitors

>>32615628
What is that pic's targeting pod pepe is holding?

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>scored a 99 AFQT in my senior year
>all I wanted was to 19K
>6'6"
>maximum height is 6'1"
>now I just get calls from the navy to do jobs I don't want like satellite repair or nuclear engineering
>probably won't get into any good colleges because I have a shit GPA (2.5 unweighted)
Feels bad man

>>32615628
Whelp your dumb enough to be an AO

>got a 95
I really want to join the Air Force, but I'm out of shape. I'm 5'10" and weigh 210. I'm going out for walks and stuff, but is there any advice on getting in shape for enrollment.

>>32631719
Nuclear engineering is a good job stop being a retard

>>32615654
seriously, I got a 90 and showed up with a wicked hangover
how anyone can score below a 70 is beyond me

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>>32615628
>31 on the ASVAB

God damn, son. Average score is usually in the 80s. Dumb people can at least get into the 60s.

Did you accidentally bubble in your answers one off from the question numbers or something? Or did you really have a hard time struggling with the questions?

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>>32615628
OP is this you?

>>32617075
That's what I'm doing. Score of 98.

Infantry here I come!

>>32615628
I scored a 98 and the guy who came with me to meps scored a 4.

>>32635966
how is that even possible

>>32616936
I scored 98 and chose infantry.

>>32635980
Well he was black and admitted that he had a weapons possession charge that was thrown out.

>>32635951
Are you me?

>>32631719
>Literal open door to the aerospace industry where you can bank 6 figures easy after you put work in.
>Complains about his shit GPA

Yeah, go suck start a shotgun, you're a retard.

>>32635996
but how does that even get him a 4 on the asvab? i could guess on everything and do better than that

>>32629546
Every enlisted in the army starts as a janitor.

>>32619505
Standing all day is harder than you think, we're not really meant for it.

I cringe every time I see a poor cashier standing shits inhumane and will lead to a shit ton of problems in the future.

>>32615936
My brother did a tour as a recruiter in Bumfuck, SC. The worst he saw was a 5, but he had a goodly number of single digit scores. He absolutely hated going to some areas. The school districts there were a total scam. Guys with high school diplomas that couldn't read a newspaper.

>>32631828
fuck walking just run

just run and do tons of pushups

>>32615628
Holy shit dude.....

>>32619086
I always found it stupid that you can't give consent to unseal your juvenile record.

>>32616222
I know who u r

>>32635951
>>32636009

if you guys were so cool with getting Infantry , why not go for the 18x for giggles? you wash out straight into Infantry

>>32620439

post your email, ill send you a asvab practice book

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>>32615628
Are you fucking serious? Fuck dude.

There is a section on there where you match shapes worth like 20 fucking points. I'm surprised you can use the internet and breath at the same time.Well if they let you join, never get out. The military is definitely the best job a tard like you could ever hope to get.

>>32615628
You don't get to call niggers dumb anymore. Most of them score higher than that.

Honestly I suspect we are undergoing a mental change and its exposing false logic.

Which is pretty much all logic..