Meanwhile, in zombie apocalypse /k/....

>>32615472
Teeth best weapon to get brain. Silly runners, hordes have always won brains.

>>32615472
3 left handed shooters? Is this image flipped or something?

>>32615943
i only see 2

Rip all eurofaggot posters.

>quality of /k/ shoots up 1000%

>>32615959
Dude in background also shooting left hand

>>32615472
1 year in we have destroyed 99% of the zombie population and the world has begun rebuilding.

Zombie apocalypse is bullshit.

https://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/heres-why-the-walking-dead-doesnt-make-any-damn-sense

>>32615943
Think it's a colorized illustration from the book world war z. Probably flipped after being tookin

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>>32616633
>not having a dedicated guy whos only job is to watch out for dead behind the line

>only one visible line of defense

defense in depth is never a meme.

>>32615472
All I hear about is bitching about the current situation. People die every day, there's not enough food, "Oh god I'm bit goodbye kids", but they don't see the positives of the current situation. I can shoot anyone I want (long as they're dead), I don't have to go to work, and me and my 12 year old sex slave are getting along just fine.

>>32617131
It's an ancap paradise

>>32615472
I've been stuck in my attic for days now(lucky me, my supplies are up here) They have piled into my house and are just rotting and killing each other. For every one they kill another will come in. It smells too fucking much. I am thinking of smashing through my roof and trying my luck at getting to my vehicle. Fuck this shit, it smells.

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>>32615472
>That cameraman in the background

>>32617333
You just know somebody in one of those buildings in the background is shitposting on /k/ and jacking off to the battle raging just outside

>>32617412
The day someone isn't shitposting on /k/ is the day hell has frozen over

>>32615472
>tfw your stereotypical rotting carcass zombie apocalypse would only last a year or two because of decay and horrible summer heat
The only time we would be fucked is if it was mutant/evolved rabies or cordyceps which is extremely unlikely in our lifetimes.

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>>32616418
>buzzfeed.
Damn son, its like you're a faggot!

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>>32617131
>>32617218
That's 12 year old indentured sex servant.

>>32615943
Not flipped though b/c the guns.

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>>32617899
I love ejection all over my face.

>>32617922
I don't understand how Max Brooks could possibly be so retarded as to think Apaches would have no effect on these things.

>>32618266
yeah there was a lot of potential with his work and I really enjoyed the book but boy did he misunderstand modern warfare and weaponry

>>32618266
Commanches in the picture
He explains in the novel why they dont'
And you're making me defend Max Brooks so please remove yourself from the land of the living

>>32616418

>cuckfeed

Fake news.

I think I've seen at least three people trying to fuck a zombie today.

>>32618294
Yeah, but his reasoning is beyond retarded.

>>32615472
Living in zombie infested San Diego is fun as fuck. Now that the roamers are starting to decay a bit more supply runs are easier and all the Mexican zombies pretty much cleared out most of my competition in the south county. Also I took a trip down town last week and saw an escaped tiger from the zoo ripping through a group of roamers.

>>32618733

Hell yeah, man.

My buddy and I got shithoused at whats left of McFadden's and started killing small hordes with M16s and a fuck ton of ammo from the Navy base.

It was sketchy, but a blast.

The recent snowstorm in Southwest Michigan left a shit ton of z's frozen stiff throughout the zoo'. Shit, I never thought I would have as much fun hitting them and watching their guts get blown to bits like an icicle. Darn shame that the niggers aren't dumb enough to shamble outside naked.

>These plebs haven't watched 28 days later
I've been stuck in my attic for three days, pls send help

>thermobaric weapons have no effect on zombies
jesus fucking christ max
are you retarded?

>>32618786
If you're ever in trouble in the South bay try firing two consecutive flares (any color) and if I see them I'll lend a hand. I'll be driving an LAV 25 with a red and black happy face on it.

>>32615472
>Comanche reaches Initial Operational Capability
I want to live in this timeline

It's been pretty quiet here in my Nevada ranch, not a lot of zombies come around this way.
Wish all of you city folks luck.

>tfw live in Cincinnati
>tfw the city was just getting good again
>tfw city is just the way it was twenty years ago because of the zombies

Feels bad, man.

>apocalypse: easy mode
Little changes except I have more things to shoot at.

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>>32615472
The best type of zombie is definitely the "crossed" from the crossed comics

Fuck I stayed up all night reading those comics once and I was so spooked I was seeing movement in the corners of my vision

>>32615943

Left handers are eaten last because zombies don't like mutants.

Fuckin' Lo Pan

Max brooks unironically thinks that the US tactics against the WARSAW pact in the cold war was gona play out that they had one line of defence with everything on it and airland battle never happend.

>>32615472
Brrraaaiiiinnnnnssss.....

>>32615472
WOOT WOOT MUTHAFUCKAS! I got me a dozen teenage fuckslaves stashe din a soundproofed basement and crates of jewellry stashed. gonna head back soon and let the military, cops and militia clear up the dead folk. i'm gonna have a shot of an 8 yearold zed I caught, taped up her jaw and claws so imma rubber up and use those tight little holes til she starts to smell bad or bloat.
>>32615967
hammers, spears, machettes all available here.

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>tfw spring and summer is comming close
Fuck soon the zombies are gonna turn into fucking mummies

>>32615472
So, what is the most effective way to render a zombie harmless without making it immobile?
For research purposes.

Unrelated question, does anyone know if zombieism can be sexually transmitted?

>>32617329
To be fair, characters in World War Z frequently whinge about how zombies get away with a LOT of shit that should be biologically/physically impossible, such as being able to last indefinitely underwater when their waterlogged tissues should've peeled from the bone ages ago.

As for the survival guide, it gives some good basic advice for SHTF situations, though his lack of experience painfully shines through at points.

>>32620816
I know Ebola can be transmitted sexually, so I wouldn't risk it. That being said, if you're willing to fuck a zombie at least post pics.

>>32620816
Simple. Pull out the teeth, cut out the lower jaw, blind it and stop up its nose etc. Remove as many parts as it takes to stop it carrying out its primary function (stalking, catching and biting humans).

Assuming that the zombie pathogen is blood/fluid-borne, it really wouldn't be advisable. All it would take is a tiny little cut anywhere on your body to allow it ingress into your body, which makes retarded shit like Walking Dead's 'zombie camouflage' appallingly bad survival advice.

>Don chainmail
>Wear CBRN or whatever sealed suit and air supply over mail
>We invincible to zombies now

Honest question for anyone still in this thread; how would one prepare to defend themselves against running, talking, thinking [spoiler] immortal [/spoiler] Return of the Living Dead zombies?

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>>32615472
I mean, it isn't terrible. Traffic is a lot better. I was able to "salvage" a much nicer truck. Otherwise I'm still going to class. We do get to carry on campus now which is nice. Overall SHTF was pretty good for gun rights if you ask me.

>>32621106
>>32621109
>Immobilize
>cage
You're now safe. Personally I'd try tossing it into a seal-able cooker. Try to strip all of the flesh off of it. If it has no muscles it cannot attack. It would just be an angry brain (assuming that much even survived).

>>32617329
>catalyst
Someone didn't pay attention in school.

>>32621030
>Get smothered by 200 walking corpses and suffocate to death

A column of tanks with cattle guards would be a better option

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>>32616659
That's the illustration for the Battle of Yonkers in World War Z, which was basically a first contact propaganda attempt that got buttfucked because they used modern warfare tactics and unvited all the brass and media to jack off behind the line.

>>32622391
I certainly hope the Pentagon isn't this dumb. They wouldn't actually do something like this, would they?

I am so lucky I settled on this island in the middle of nowhere. After picking off a few zombies who came from the mainland, I've secured the diesel supply, the local shop and rubbish tip so a kerosene still is in the works. Next year I'll be sure to plant more potatoes and trade for some broccoli. Stockfish, salted mutton and seal jerky stores are doing fine (tfw no cows or pigs). A few geese and ducks left. Culling the eagles yielded a great many eggs, so I'm still doing good on those. Burning peat ain't all that bad, and not that much more work than wood.
I almost envy city dwellers for their clueless plundering lifestyle and the possibility of trading sweet young girls and boys a few tins of beans for their sweetmeats, as the few women who didn't leave for the mainland in the early days are either taken or dog ugly to the point where the sheep are starting to look tempting.
>tfw the zombie apocalypse turns me into the average Welshman

>>32620159
People still read that edge master torture porn shit?

>>32621864
I wasn't suggested to choose infantry combat, only that survivors after the war, or anyone who has to abandon their fortification or vehicle, will have some chance to fight through the path of least resistance to relative safety. Obviously, zombies would easily be exterminated by the military following the first day panic.

>>32616418
Fake news

Well guys, I've lost my melee. Any advice on getting a new one? I've heard switching to a crowbar was a good idea.

>>32622680
Unfortunately.

Real life is fucked up enough, and liveleak was free last I checked.

>>32622586
The Battle of Yonkers was a case of the writer not having any idea what Cold War or modern tactics actually are and writing every single military member in the chain of command from the generals right down to the privates as unbelievably retarded, so no.

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>>32623077
Just use the rubbish around you. Grab a 2off the ground, use the stones laying around, when you stumble across something with some value use it until irs no longer necessary.

>im covered in leather and PVC piping
>every zombiefag implying the stem to their brains wont rot within a few months
>its just my daily exercise swinging my two axes all damn day
>whistling and humming

>>32616418
fake news

>>32615472
I honestly dont believe a zombie apocalypse could spread more than the size of a small town of 10k. Seeing as how we know what zombies are and how to kill them.

>>32626175
I liked John Ringo's take on it. It was "they aren't actually dead just stupidly aggressive" type of zombie and it was considered murder to kill them. At first. IIRC it also became airborne plus you had retards who WANTED to become "zombies" for whatever retarded reason.

>>32617922
>Get 5 Abrams tanks
>run over zombie

How fucking hard would that be?

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MFW I spot refugees on the horizon, coming to spoil my island paradise.

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>>32615472
I possibly die but there is a decent chance i make it, hopefully. I think alot of the plans for SHTF kind of fit into the zombie apocalypse plan.

to be honest though, i fucking love the zombie genre.
>Ive watched every zombie even the really shitty ones.
>I rewatch the walking dead everytime a new season comes out and when there is a season break. So ive rewatched the whole series 7 times soon to be 8.
>Ive watched night of the living dead, dawn of the dead, and day of the dead at least twice a year since i was 12.
>I watch most of the top zombie movies at least once a year.
I just love it.

what is your favorite zombie movie /k/?
Mine is night of the living dead and my second is dawn of the dead.

I also think the walking dead is the best show currently on air.


>>32617329
Ive always thought people are a little rough on max brooks, he is a fictional writer who writes to entertain.

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>>32626175
In some fictional works, Zombies aren't that well known in that universe's media so its more of a surprise when the dead suddenly start coming back to life and eating everyone.

I think it would be a bit more difficult to handle if everyone that died suddenly came back for no explainable reason. Even more if that included animals and the "virus" was extremely contagious.

Course 28 Days later "zombies" would be fucking terrible. Even more so if they were intelligent and would speak like in that one creepypasta

>>32629591
>In some fictional works, Zombies aren't that well known in that universe's media so its more of a surprise when the dead suddenly start coming back to life and eating everyone.

Used to be this way in the real world too, which is why anyone gave a shit about zombies to begin with.

Now they're fucking boring because there's ten billion videogames and movies exploring every single aspect of the same tired-ass idea.

But spergs will eat this shit up because they've got to waste their lives on *something* and MLP is a little played out at this stage.

>>32627567
are you me? love me the walking dead, its my favorite show. fuck what /k/ thinks. i really enjoy dawn of the dead, and land of the dead.
what is your gear of choice you have incase the zombie come?

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>>32629647
>Now they're fucking boring because there's ten billion videogames and movies exploring every single aspect of the same tired-ass idea.

Hell it's worse than that, they never really branch out past exploring the usual aspects that every other movie monster has gone through (Vampires/Twilight_Zombies/Warm Bodies, etc.). I WISH they would have skipped on the lazy assed ideas instead of going with the WWZ movie or the earlier Zombieland that while fun to watch almost single handedly ensured no one would make a "serious" zombie movie for a very long time. Even George Romero seems to have lost his shit and can't make anything besides terrible parodies of the genre he pretty much created.

Then Capcom shit the bed when they couldn't figure out why people liked the first few RE games and started tossing shit together after running out of ideas like everyone else. God forbid anyone else try to put solid effort into making a good zombie game.

So it is a tired ass idea, one that sadly wasn't even properly explored yet and really might never be.

>>32630307
Can we just make a zombie movie and zombie game that instead of pertaining to zombies it pertains to zombie ants?

Think about it for a minute.

Live and undead ants everywhere and the only way to kill them is whatever can crush their tiny brains or burn their bodies but enough of them they can swarm into a dead body and "reanimate" the dead but it's a corpse being controlled by ants.

>>32630443
And I'm gonna assume the only way to truly kill them all is to find the source of it all which is going to be antman that is zombiefied but still retains his memories and personality while covered in ants.

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>>32629778
honestly a shitload of .22 lr would be great for the zombie apocalypse because its like putting down cattle. However i realize people are the problem and we would revert to a sort of tribe vs tribe sustenance living in fight for resources. Pretty much what the walking dead is getting into.

My kit is pretty shit at the moment. Less than 400rnds on hand and at most i have 150rnds for my Jam-O'-Matic Universal M1 carbine(its jams 3-4 times out 100rnds due to crappy mags), about 160rnds between my two handguns and about 40 loose rounds of 00 buck for my shotguns.

If i had what i wanted i would buy a galil being that .223/5.56 are the most common in the united states. I would keep my 1911 and pick up a 92fs because .45 and 9mm are the most common calibers in the US and i like both of those platforms. I would also get a .357 mag instead of my .38 so i could shoot both. I would also probably make modification to these clothes like shin guards and shit to protect me while deal with the dead.

>pic related
This is pretty much what i would have for rural South Carolina in the winter although most of the year i would be wearing different clothes and shoes.

Speaking of shoes im currently wearing a 100$ pair of cowboy boots and i should really upgrade to some high quality boots if im going to be moving all day in SHTF. Although you wouldnt alway be moving.

This is all for classic romero zombies. I cant afford a galil but i know a gunsmith with an AK in 5.56 and i think i will try and buy it off sometime in the summer.

what have you got for the coming apocalypse?

Also i would like to mention that people bitch about the zombie genre but in almost all religious version of the apocalypse the dead rise and it may not come in the form of a virus that brings us back to life it could be something like cordyceps or a "rage" virus like in 28 days later. Shit it could come in the form of aliens. I dont think it will happen but i like pondering on the scenario.

>>32626175
>are and how to kill them
>implying you can kill whats already dead

>>32630556
never forgot my friend anything that moves can be stopped and with enough gasoline we could burn away the oceans.

>>32630535
>people bitch about the zombie genre but in almost all religious version of the apocalypse the dead rise
How is that a defense of the "genre"?
The idea of slower, dumber humans being a threat to civilization that couldn't be mopped up in under a week is stupid no matter how many holy books have the basic framework of the concept in them.

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Meanwhile in necromorph /k/

>>32629591
>28 Days Later "zombies"
I don't recall them speaking or a pasta, gotta source?

>>32630928
Probably one of the last "scary" games I've played. Wasn't super heavy on jump scares (thing pops out of nowhere), was pretty damn creepy. Admittedly the last couple weren't really scary but that's understandable. Fuck, I want to play it again.

>>32627193
Yeah, the Graveyard Sky zombies were pretty well done. I thought the virus was a pretty neat idea (a genetically fragile flu virus for airborn transmission that expressed a second distinct rabies like blood pathogen). And the approach to a vaccine was good.

The Smith kids, though, that was just silly. I can kind of tolerate the first book, but Ringo went nuts with making Faith a Marine Lieutenant and stuff after that. For all that, still more realistic than WWZ and the ZSG.

>>32629591

Which pasta is that?

I don't reca

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