Baseball bat pimping

Swing it

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Turf nails.

Maybe a weight too.

And wrap it with tons of duct tape so it doesn'the shatter.

nails are a classic but is it possible to add crazier shit to it ?

>>32608358
DA COMRADE
GET ALUMINUM/METAL BAT
ATTACH NUTS AND BOLTS
DRILL HOLE ON BOTTEM OF BAT FILL WITH SAND RE OATCH HOLE
Heavy bat with mace like nuts and bolts to it
Solder on some razors or some shit
Honestly just get a bat and wrap barb wire around it
A bat made outta mayple is enough to crack a back

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>>32608210
Any way you wan't.

>>32608210
>Electrical tape covering the handle.

>Nails sticking out either side.

>Perhaps a nail at the top also, to use it as a spear.

>>32608358
There isn't really anything you can do other than hammer nails through it and wrap the entire thing with electrical tape to stop it from shattering.

wrap it in barbed wire, then put nails through it

Drill a hole through an aluminum bat, run chain through it, attach as many locks as you can find

Railroad spike is my favorite, use hose clamps and duct tape

Or you know buy a gun

>>32608772
Jesus christ I'd leg it in a second if I saw anyone coming towards me with that.

>>32608210
Exercise.

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I kind of want to get a bunch of bats and see what nutty shit I can do with them.

>>32608210
Aim High
>>32608772
>>32608895
(bites lower lip, shakes head)
>>32608333
/thread

>>32609192
That's not even a bat any more faggot.
Get outta here with those filthy lies.

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posting the obvious

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>>32609206
You being too retarded to think outside the box doesn't mean I won't.

>>32608210
Attach buzz saw blades to it.

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>>32608772
this wins the thread
holy fuck just LOOKING at it makes me shudder

god almighty

Wrap it in duct tape and hammer nails through it, then wrap barbed wire in between. Smear your shit on the nails. That last one is even more effective if you have Hep C. So yeah, start off by going out and getting Hep C if you don't already have it.

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>>32608210
A baseball bat is already deadly. If you want something more deadly choose a different weapon.

Anything you attacked to a baseball bat will just make it worse. Nails and barbed wire will get caught in clothes, fabric, walls, skin.

Chains, locks, and bolts will make the baseball bat so imbalanced it will ruin all practicality of it.

Really the only logical thing to do is wrap it in tape to prevent shattering and even then you don't want to use too much.

This whole 'pimp my bat' meme has got to end.

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put a lock on it

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>>32609594
How else would you keep your bat from getting stolen?

>>32609570
>Bat
>balanced

You looking for a smack nerd? Bats are already end heavy as fuck so they have a powerful swing on them

>>32608210
get your bat, then buy a fitted piece of metal with a handle, a long metal tube, you're going to attach those two, fill the tube with explosives and shrapnel, and throw away the bat. It's a gun. Buy a gun.

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>>32609570
Calm down max brooks.

Pointy bits are extremely unlikely to get stuck in anything, they are more likely to break off.

Making a blunt weapon more end heavy would in no way "ruin all practicality".

I can't even fathom how you would be worried about wrapping a bat in too much tape.

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>canada