Dog Attack

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>>32597348

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>>32597348
Another, larger dog.

Dog pepper (gel one, NOT spray one).
A gun.
A forward-shooting blank-gun if you're not allowed to carry a gun.
If all else fails, a knoif.

Unregistered SBR
Guaranteed to kill all dogs in the immediate area

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>>32597358

>>32597360

alternatively dozens of small dogs

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>>32597362
Gel like this?

ATF git out

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>>32597405
hehe, yeah :)

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I fought a dog once, it went pretty much like this.

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>>32597389
Use them as bait while you escape.

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>>32597442
Are you this guy?

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>>32597453
>own 3 dogs
>mfw this is every night for me.

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>>32597360
One of the saving points of Jurassic World
If I'm getting attacked by a big animal, I want to defend myself by having an equally big or bigger animal attack it

>>32597367
Too much effort. Just tape a stock to your ccw.

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A Romanian guy answered this question a few months ago. Grab them by their forelegs and pull in opposite directions. He says it breaks the rib cage and that he's had to do it multiple times. Given his shithole country I believe him.

>>32597367
underrated post

>>32597348
Optimally a midsize combat knife (kabar) or pocket pistol, if a dog is attacking its going to be on top of you, so you need something you can a. Easily manuver with one hand and b. Easily get under the dog

>>32597485
thats leaving my neck fucking dangerously close to their mouth tho

>>32597485
That's a myth. Metheads use it to kill friendly dogs. An aggressive dog will just bite the hands you are putting in front of it's mouth.

>>32597506
Go for a stealth kill.

Give it a hand like
>>32597463
then use other hand to stab/gouge eyes

>>32597516
In other words it only works on friendly dogs. Because

>Dogs
>Being snuck up on

Pick one.

>>32597519
This might be a last resort. Keep in mind some dogs can literally crush your bone by just biting on your hand.
I think it's some sub-conscious thing that stops people from stabbing dogs in the eyes, instead they kick them or smack them which does literally nothing to them.

>>32597348
Call the ATF, they'll shoot it for free...

>>32597563
I also heard that if you can, shove your hand down its throat to trigger the gag reflex.

>>32597525
>If they're running they're doggos,
>If they're standing still, they're will disciplined doggos.

>>32597485
Sounds like a good way to get your throat ripped out.
Dogs are inferior beings who have faces positioned perfectly for a steel toe boot.

>>32597348

it's probably something like a steel bar, possibly with sharpened edges like a mace

>>32597485
and yet you like our guns. Guns that we can't have. Also, fuck you.

A welding education and kit.

Probably best to Oxy-Acetylene.

http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Dogwelder_(New_Earth)

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This is my "dog appreciation set".
I jog at nights cause work and it's relaxing, quiet & shit..., so I'm prone to encounters with dogs and sometimes drunk punks on rare occasions.
Keep in mind at night even a tamed dog can get batshit insane when he sees something running fast. Instinct.
I started carrying it after a gigantic St. Bernard rushed on me once. It was on a leash and the owner barely managed to hold it, in effect, the dog went insane and started to attack his owner. It was so sudden I almost had a heart attack.

#1. GEL mace (by no means spray). FOX LABS is told to be the best, need to buy it again. Had to use twice so far.

#2. Zoraki 906
Good looking, comfy to hold cockroach-made 9mm PAK handgun. Effective on dogs because extremely loud, louder than any real handgun I shot.
Only had to draw once on some drunk punks who thought they will have some fun on easy pray. Watching them run was cash.

#3 last resort cheap switchblade. Never had to use, and hope I never will. Should I ever, I'd raise my left arm for dog to stab, than go for the eyes or gut it with knife in right hand. That's what everyone suggests at least.

>>32597348
a water gun full of lemon juice

>>32597463
>that shaking
hope his tendons are not stretched

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>>32597348

>>32597348
Poke the front of your AR pistol.

>>32597733
>Not a spray bottle of ammonia
It's like you want to get eaten by the trained k-9s

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>>32597348
.300 Blk 7615 (pump action rifle)

>>32597348
A vacuum

>>32597348
a pistol with a forgrip

>>32597791
Was it going to eat your baby?

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>>32597348
100% success rate so far

>>32597485
>advantage of soft vitals being high up
>advantage of arms/hands being high up
>lets lower all of these parts down, to where dog can bite easily at
Sounds legit

>>32597946
Dogs can jump, nitwit.

>>32597463
What kind of massive cunt do you have to be to get bitten by a golden lab?
They're literally the most placid animals

>>32597485
Easier to take clothing and wrap it around your forearm and let the dog clamp down on it.

Proceed to take out kabar or edc pistol and perform process of dog removal

>>32597974
Why take the time to do that when you can just draw down on it?

>oh shit there's a feral dog lunging at me time to strip and cover my arm

>>32597360
>OCing a dog

>>32597979
Dogs are fast af. If you dont have a pistol, either a blade or unarmed, its a way to keep dog distracted while you move to eliminate it.

Use human tricks. Think like a dog, die like one

I had a dog that would get food aggressive and have night aggression (not sure what to call it, but he'd snap if he was startled from sleep) and come at me without warning. The few times he did get me I'd lean back, plant a foot on his chest and create distance, then get a stool or something. By then he'd snap out of it. It's crazy shit having a dog come at you like that.

>>32597966
Labs are the least likely to show aggressive behavior, but that doesn't mean aggressive labs don't exist.

>>32597966
The dog's owner purposely trained it to be aggressive around mexicans before that dog trainer guy showed up, as a joke.

>>32598037
Still, anyone who has some experience with dogs can see that this beaner cunt was provoking perfectly calm the dog to get some shock value action.

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>>32597994
>Dogs are fast af.

Yeah man they're crazy fast.

>>32597485
for this reason the police dogs around here are trained to jump with their front legs crossed

Has a dog ever actually killed someone in real life?

>>32598079
what kind of stupid question is that

>>32598088
I've seriously never heard of any adult ever being more than wounded by a dog. The only example I can think of where a human lost to a dog was when that baby got eaten by a dingo in Australia.

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>>32598079
Yes.

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>>32598105
Aww.

>>32598037
What you don't see is that Cesar Milan is known as the doggo whisperer. He trains dogs well. That lab is an atf mkultra experiment to assassinate Cesar, so they can shoot more doggos. So far he has survived 1488 attempts on his life by the atf and he grows stronger with each one.

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>>32598037
I've known a few over the years and never met one with an ounce of aggression, most of them where really well trained though. Even the lazy arse housepet labs just don't seem to bite people unless there's some kind of major malfunction

>>32597348
>What weapon would be best to carry for defending against a dog attack?

Austrian cops bring shotguns with 00buck if it is known beforehand that there is going to be a dog present during an arrest.

>>32598104


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>>32597573

We could combine this tactic with the previous "spread forelegs" tactic

Sprint at dog vet fast and surprising , and trigger its gag reflex with your penis, leaving both hands to grab the forelegs.

Thus breaking the bones fairly quickly, without exposing your vitals to doggo biter.

>>32597767
In. A. Trice.

>>32598130
That link doesn't look suspicious at all.

MUH DIK

>>32598234
>link to google images search results
>I better not click it, it looks suspicious

>>32598104
even house cats have killed people
it really does not take much sometimes

>>32598272
It might be one of those "here, let me google it for you" insult links. Not clicking that. You could have posted a news site link from your google search to prove what it was you wanted to prove.

In all seriousness the majority of dogs are simply too inexperienced to be a literal lethal threat to a healthy adult human. Much like wolves before they actually get some kills.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=II1U3MAObks

But if a dog has some experience, it could be really dangerous. They're lunge straight past presented limbs towards the neck.

>>32598170
http://www.dictionary.com/browse/trice
this is why it pays not to read any book first published before 1899

>>32598320
This, trained dogs are fucking impossible and are gonna fuck you up regardless.

For a normal dog a pepper spray type thing made specifically for dogs is enough, no need to kill an animal needlessly.

>>32597442
Lol at the illustration. Awesome display of artistic ability.

>>32598320
a broom is petty good for deflecting dog charges
>>32598336
but yea fuck having to deal with a trained dog

>>32598336
ehhh, I wouldn't say trained. As most are trained to grab presented limb. Which would ultimately handicap them. A feral pitbull that's maybe managed to kill a sheep or another dog on the other hand knows to grab groin/neck. As he's learned first hand what it takes to kill.

>>32598346
>a broom is petty good for deflecting dog charges

what kind of dogs are we talking here? 70 pounds at 35 MPH isn't going to be deflected by a broom.

>>32598357
>what kind of dogs are we talking here? 70 pounds at 35 MPH isn't going to be deflected by a broom.
shove the handle down it's throat and it's dead.

>>32598348
Pittbulls always go for the face no matter what.

>>32598357
maybe his brooms have spear tips and razor blades for bristles.

>>32598380
Wrong.

>>32598315
Are you 75 years of age, sir?

>>32598357
Then you punch them in the face when they jump and let the nose in front of their 70 pound body moving at 35mph meet your fist moving at 25mph.

>>32598391
Every pitbull attack is like that. Face ripped off.

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>>32598373
Something something swamp rats and use the force?

Hypothetically you're golden, however I wouldn't chance it in this already incredibly hypothetical situation. Dumb pupper? Sure, whack him with the broom. killjoy 60+LB doggo 5 feet in the air traveling at 35+ MPH aimed at my throat? I don't think the broom would hurt over nothing, but nearly my last choice.

>doggo after promising him a car ride.

>>32598402
Ultimately they go to that point, but unless they've gone through all that before their first attack first bite is going to be whatever part of what they're attacking is closest. (anecdotal)

>>32598357
>what kind of dogs are we talking here?
30 to 40 kg husky or old English sheepdog at worst
but far often more often scrappy and stray pit bull terrier muts

>35 MPH isn't going to be deflected by a broom
not the cheep type you are thinking of
and so far as I know not many dogs can run that fast or even bother to do so

>>32598408
>but nearly my last choice.
that's pretty much it
you use what ever is at hand, even a shovel will do

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>>32598463
A shovel seems bretty good. I'd feel kinda confident with that.

>>32598467
Post the "after" picture. :-)

>>32598412
Maybe. Pitbulls seem to have a bad rap, thanks to over publisation of pitbull attacks. I was just looking them up on wikipedia

>some governments, such as in Australia, have forbidden the import of specific breeds, and are requiring the spay/neuter of all existing dogs of these breeds in an attempt to eliminate the breed's population slowly through natural attrition

Sheeeeit. That sounds cold.

treats

>>32597348
Honey Badger.

>>32598486
It's not completely undeserved. Think of them like guns, you orient it wrong and squeeze it in the wrong place and you could guess what happens?

I wouldn't have one if you have kids or if you often have new guests.

But they're great as watch dogs if you pass those criteria. Just be sure to thoroughly train it.

>>32598467
shovels have a little less reach because of the distribution of mass and can make it a bit harder to counter the more agile dogs
but more than make up for it if you can get the timeing right
main downside is a lack of flex in the handle can weaken where the shovel blade attaches
and more deliberate hand holds are needed to avoid shock transmitting back though to ones hands

strange as it seems most dogs give up pretty quick when not on their own turf a strong strike is needed to ward of their first attempt at you
after that it pays to keep a sharp eye on their movements and counter them as early as possible and with minimal exertion
after a while they feign retreat or cowering
to finish things you have to hold position and move slowly
they are just waiting for you to move closer or further away in such a way that they can lash out
unless you kill them its only really over when they run off or stop following you

lucky I've yet to fight off a pack
but I have observed that most of the dogs are docile if not provoked by the alpha
you just have to find the alpha and take them out first
the pack attacks first but they lack commitment

>>32598486
they are shitty stroppy and dumb dogs for sure
but their typical owners only make them worse though mistreatment and poor training

one thing to note is they are very protective of who they consider to be family
a bit more so than other dogs they will wig out over perceived threats

Steel toe boot.
Should get it to wise the fuck up.

>>32598336
Trained doggo is a bit worse for a person than just a dog that gets a taste for killing animals.
When I was in the army we had a few guard dogs and they're a bit different to 'everyones mate' the sniffer dogs. They basically go for whatever their handler tells them- arms, legs, neck, wrist, cock and are trained to immobilise rather than just outright murder. Most people lose the will to resist (and live) with 40kg of German shepherd attached to their junk.

Killer dogs I've had a bit to do with. Mostly farm dogs that just go rogue and start chewing on sheep, calves and goats, they don't generally attack people though.
Feral and wild dogs will attack people from time to time, but generally only if the person is injured or otherwise incapable of defending themselves, you'll sometimes see one go after someone but its uncommon. In a pack however, that's a different story and you'd really want to watch yourself.

>>32598467
Garden fork would probably be better if you're into gardening implements

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>>32598546
I'm in the land of the many burgers, I carry a gun... So hypothetically yeah, those are good points to consider, however if attacked by literally anything I'm just going to shoot it.

Besides, I'd much rather dress up a doggo than hurt it. Even if it's a maniac that I can't have around children, other dogs, or strangers. (somehow cats are okay though)

>>32597348
Michael Vick and another dog.

>>32597890
Nope. But they do eat calves and lambs.

Also the council pays a bounty of $50 per scalp. So you get a few and it helps pay off the fuel for your hunting trip.

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>>32597405
But that looks like a good doggo

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>>32598596
>Garden fork
>>32598599
>in the land of the many burgers, I carry a gun...
god speed burger man
unfortunately I live in a place less free and had to learn the hard way about melee combat

>I'd much rather dress up a doggo
doggo does not seem too impressed
but at lest is tame enough to deal with it

>than hurt it
life has eroded much of my adherence to sympathy
it becomes unclear how much longer I will be able to stay my own hand

>>32598645
Are you fucking joking, fifty upside down buckaroos per one!?

>So you get a few and it helps pay off the fuel for your hunting trip.

What's the rules limits and bullshit? Would it be impossible to bag say 3-12 a day?

>>32598130
only in eastern europe brolack. stray dogs are real pain in asshole. Especially when drunk and walking home from bar and/or whorehouse

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>>32598692
Eh, outside of fucking with him when he's sleeping or just woke up he's completely obedient.

I live in the Mohave, and he knows I know what's best. As he won't so much as make a sound when I'm pulling literally hundreds of cactus out of him, or trimming his toes. Damn good doggo, hence why I shit up every thread about dogs with him on /k/

>Obedience meets instincts. This was his first time seeing this cat.

>>32597442
Good to see Dragonball Super has increased its production value.

>>32598782
>Damn good doggo
that's pretty neat
my old sheep dog was like that with our cat
sometimes the cat just gives a bop with no claws drawn

>>32597800
underrated af

>>32597966
Animal might have been abused.

>>32597632
quiet down Mihai

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>>32598821
Have a picture of him?

>>32597966
dog was worried and he ignored that by moving too quickly
also even tame dogs do not like their nose or tail being touched

-2 for being distracted and not paying attention to dog
-5 for crouching back down and getting closer to the dog after it first snapped at him
1+ for taking the pain like a champ

>>32597348
In Romania, i use to wait until they got close, going for the legs. Being poor i wore only combat boots from the military. And kick them in the fucking neck. And let me tell you, when you get attacked by 20 dogs at a time, only the strongest survive/not get crippled. So say Romania is a shithole, but whomever survives in it, is a true man. Fight off hordes of dogs, gypsies, bribe a policeman, come to Romania it's a fucking jungle.

>>32598848
This is not Mihai, i am just a lurker who posts only about once a month. A lurker from Romania.

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>>32598902
no photos I can get to easy at this time of the day or any scans of them
he died over 20 years ago after falling down an embankment and breaking his hip
never bit anyone or escaped more than meters and was friendly to all sorts of creatures
still miss him

>>32598965
Simply couldn't reasonably have a dog that darn hairy here.
>gets over 120 Fahrenheit here during the summer.

Did he have sheep to chase around?

>>32597348
a knife will work if you can get it out in time

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>>32599016
>>32598965
Forgot photo.

On a side note, is it normal for a dog to yawn if he sees you yawn?

>>32597519
gouging eyes is a meme, you won't have that fine motor control, you will end up punching it instead.

a knife will work, tons of puncture wounds on the hand that it isn't biting.

for a pack of dogs, who knows, just keep yoru damn fighting arm away from them.

Revolver .38 special with shotshels

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>>32597691
is that a fake gun? :(

those make me sad, and angry.

>>32599021
Yes it means he love you

>>32597905
I still want some of those, from that old magazine.

Rhodesian jungle, the advertisements were pretty swag when i was like 8.

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>>32599016
>Simply couldn't reasonably have a dog that darn hairy here.
its very mild in most of the north island not much colder than 46°F and very rarely hotter than 68°F only been up to 86°F once
we did have to trim him during the summer and make sure the fringe did not obstruct his vision else he knocks over small trees and unprepared people

>Did he have sheep to chase around ?
from time to time he looked after sheep for some farming friends
he would also sprint after cars at about 34 mph
>>32599021
apparently it is
http://well.blogs.nytimes.com/2013/08/19/really-yawning-is-contagious-between-dogs-and-their-owners/?_r=0

>>32597348
Best defense is not being a bitch. Anything smaller than a Rottweiler, especially if it's wearing a collar, you should be able to control rather easily.

>>32599043
I would suppose he lives in germany(pfeffer spray on the can), meaning he can get a licence to carry a blank gun for 50€. Seen as guns a rare on the streets here a blank gun is enough to scare off 99.9% of people, and dogs are scared of the loud noise.
Blank guns are a good choice here seen as you dont need a licence to have one at home and noone can see the difference without looking at the PTB number.

>>32597348
>>32597424
It took NINE posts to get to ATF?

I'm fucking disappointed in you /k/

Literally any firearm will make a dog fuck off.

t. dogkiller

>>32597348
Walking stick with steel bulbs and lead core, perfectly legal in nofunzland. I've had to use it against a horse, stray dogs and 3 muggers. Catching a shot to the head with a weighted steel ball tends to fuck up anything's day.

>>32597767
>A concealable bicycle mounted six shooter.
Holy fuck.
It's probably just as well I never had one of these, they'd be a few less drivers in the world and I'd still be behind bars.

Gonna save that for /n/ road rage threads though.

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>>32597348
>ctrl + f stun
really? you don't even have to touch them with it. the high freq crackle of a stun gun scares the shit out of them. you aren't exactly making friends, but they'll let you back away. only a trained dog will attack at that point, and if they come at you, they won't do it twice. they retire police dogs that have been hit with a stun gun, because they become basically worthless afterwards. just making a buzzing sound at them afterwards will put them in a figurative cold sweat.

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>>32599127
Thanks for the conversation, hope you have a great day.

>>32597367
4th post best post

> Dog lounges
> Sweep it to the left while you go right
> Switfly get it into a choke hold
> Use larger weight to pull down dog while choking it to death.
> Use proper blood-choke, not straight arm across throat as this will take longer and increase chances of doggo wiggling free.

Only thing I can think of barehanded. Other than jumping around like a retard and attemptin g to land on its legs for crushing/breaking.

Kicking or beating a dog on the face and body won't do anything at all if it's angry, and each time will be a chance for it to bite and latch on.
Better to make a decicive move where you get on its back and choke it.

>>32597950
Right, I guess the time and effort it requires to jump for your throat is no different than lowering yourself for them.

>>32597348
Bacon. Dogs tend to be easily bribed.

Other than that, anything that keeps the dog at a distance. A broom could work well.

>>32599313
>biped juking a short legged quadruped that's closing
>sweeping a short legged quadruped
you're going to get bit in the dick

>>32599292
thanku
stay strong pupper

>>32599162
There were numerous implied ATF jokes, it doesn't have to be blatant

>>32597348
An ATF badge.

>>32599150
will blank guns fire lead projectiles without exploding?

>>32597463

yeah when that happens you don't start pulling back, you grab with your other hand

From what I've heard from a few who served before if you don't have a weapon. If a dog is charging you, use your non dominant out in front of you as a target for the dog to latch to. When he does come to latch on, take your dominant hand and form a C-shape, like you're going to choke someone, and slam it into their windpipe. This would either crush their windpipe, or cause enough pain for them to let go.

>>32598123
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>32597563
>Keep in mind some dogs can literally crush your bone by just biting on your hand.
Better than getting your throat ripped out.

I think there was a story that was going around by a wolf biologist who got attacked in the middle of nowhere and his plan was literally to shove his hand down that wolf's throat just to survive.

>>32598122
>1488
Subtle

>>32598533
>Think of them like guns

Yes they're just like guns. I bought a secondhand Taurus from a ghetto nig and it would randomly fire at young children and other Beretta clones.

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Just strangle it or snap its neck. Even dogs like pitbulls or german shepherds can't take a full grown adult male on its own.

>>32597485
I'm Romanian. Best tactic is when you see the growling you turn towards them and growl back/grow violent. Kinda awkward if there are people around but you'll keep the dog locked in place while you can back off. Also you can feign a rock grab from the ground to make them turn around to duck for a while while you can keep backing off.

>>32600731
Two years ago stray dogs killed an (obviously unwatched) kid so the mayor put them all down, no more stray dogs, at least not in Bucharest. The only time I was attacked by a dog was while riding my bike in the hills. A pack of some shepherd's dogs started chasing me and one poinced at me, biting my hip. The rattle from me falling off the bike made them scatter away though. But I still have the scar

>>32598546
>main downside is a lack of flex in the handle can weaken where the shovel blade attaches
>and more deliberate hand holds are needed to avoid shock transmitting back though to ones hands
I used to use a shovel a lot when I worked in a hellhole.

When too much gunk stuck to the shovel head we would smack it on the concrete floor with huge overhead swings. I never experienced shock going into my hands. We abused the shit out of our shovels and they hardly ever broke. Even when they were broken the were still usable so we just taped them up and let the new guys use them. I actually want to use a shovel shaft for the halberd head I bought.

Could just yell out that you have an illegal gun modification and the ATF will shoot it.

>>32599758
They have half blocked barrels. Their entire point is NOT being able to shoot solid projectiles.
Yes M'erikans, we know they are shit "fake guns", but we don't have the 2nd amendment in the EU to give us gun rights.

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>>32601618
YAMERO!

>>32597348
This pic is hilarious

>>32598123
>doggo goes into stage two afterburner

>>32599313
>dog lounges
So then why are you attacking it? You monster

>>32598782
Good doggos are the best. I have two Boykins you could ask to jump off a cliff and they would (though they're not dumb so they'd give you a "are you fucking kidding me?" look first). Can at any time get in a play fight and grab/cuddle up to them. I like to put my face too close to theirs for them to lick me, not for lack of trying. Fucking hilario.

>>32599812
At the very least you can flip all but the biggest dogs and gain complete control over them with a hand on their neck. I've actually had a dudes German Shephard attack me (poor old doggo had hip problems before, much worse after) but he went after my hand and I rolled him using this method, pinned his head, screamed right in his face and bit the fuck out of the loose skin around his neck until he passed himself. Only took about five seconds, owner didn't even have time to react.

>>32597348
Just shove your thumb right up its bum

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Cut its balls off
look how happy it makes them

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>>32597470
You let dogs in your house?

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>>32602181
go be an muslim somewhere else

>>32597691
> not CC a glorius Zoraki 914 in full retard
step up your game germany

>>32597966

That guy's whole show is about him dealing with trouble dogs with behavioral problems

>>32598123

My neighbor has a lab that has this bizarre tendency to run at people at full tilt, barking and growling like mad like she's going to kill you only to stop and start licking you.

It continues to scare the bejesus out of me.

man, fuck big dogs

my friend has this absolutely gigantic 200lb St. Bernad and it's a fucking asshole and bites people for no reason

i don't know why that dog pisses me off so much but I literally never did anything mean to it and it big my leg

i should join the ATF. if you can't train your dog then it should be shot

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Just knee the dog very hard in the face. And then throw it in the incinerator when it's faggot owner isn't around.

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>>32597485

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>>32598119
>That shot with the half chub toward the end

>>32597348
A CC handgun chambered in a decent caliber with a double stack magazine since you're likely to miss the first 5 shots as the dog is trying to swallow you whole.

>>32597966
I saw that episode and remember that clearly, the dog was an absolute cunt to everyone. DESU Cesar was far kinder than what the useless fleabag deserved, anyone other than PETA-fags would have blasted the damned thing off with a nice shotgun blast.

>>32597348
ATF

>>32602363
>>32602363
probably the temperament. Gets angry quickly. My dogs temperement are super calm horrible guard dogs that'll bark but if the person walks in they'll back off but they are very friendly.

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Bathtub

>>32600493
Why are you letting children play with your ghetto blaster?

>>32602363
>St Bernards
they are totally pack oriented and don't like visitors. if you aren't part of the pack, you don't belong in the den. luckily that are also the easiest dog to buy off. as long as you've never hit it (they never forget that shit), bring it some bones, bacon, etc every time you come over. not faggoty milkbones or some gay shit. bring actual food to the pack when you come. you'll be an honorary member.

>>32599162
>>32597385
>>32597358
>>32597367

>>32602554
>>32602363
forgot to add that, alternatively, bring your own dog over. if he likes your dog, you get a pass by default.

>>32598486
>thanks to over publisation of pitbull attacks
There's no over "publisation" of pitbull attacks, they're by far the major responsible for nearly 1400 fatal attacks each year despite accounting for only 6% of all domestic dogs, Rotts come at distant second place. In the year of 2015 for instance this breed of canine niggers were responsible for 97% of all fatalities.

>>32599215
shillelagh ftw

>>32602709
Fuck, disregard the 1400 number, I don't where the fuck did my cellphone pull that number out of.

>>32602741
The number is actually 32, with pitbulls contributing with 82% of fatalities in that year.

>>32602428
why the long face pupper

>>32602749
>32
and? you think these people wouldn't just find a different breed of aggressive dog to own?

also, "pitbull" is just a catch all. actual Pitbulls aren't aggressive towards people. that wouldn't be advantageous for a breed designed to be constantly handled by, and surrounded by, people. mixes are where it goes crazy. get rid of "pitbulls" and watch the Presa Canario market explode.

>>32598782
fedex, is that you?

>>32602163
>proportions
Pretty sure that's a lady dog getting spayed, m8.

>>32597389
Psh, yeah right. You think many small dogs is better than one big dog? I'd rather have 1 dog with the stopping power of a bear than multiple small dogs with the stopping power of a moist fart. You retards that carry multiple small dogs are asking to be mauled. I tell you people time and time again dog capacity doesn't mean shit when you only need 1 dog to do the job. The average dog attack lasts less than 5 seconds, and you aren't going to have time to let all of those small dogs out of their carrying case. With me, it's just 1 and done.

>>32600061
Why is this a meme?

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>>32604223
>>32600061
Shit, nevermind

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>>32597348
>>32597442
>>32601618
>>32602163
>wikihow dogs

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>>32604483

>>32597513
Why do methheads kill friendly dogs?

>>32598065
HAHAHAHAHA

>>32597348
>What weapon would be best to carry for defending against a dog attack?
no weapon needed. dogs are pussies.
grab the dog's lower jaw and put your thumb on its tongue and will do everything in its power short of biting in order to get you to release.

you're also talking about an animal with its most sensitive part, its nose, right on the front of its face. punch that nose as hard as you can.

remember a dog is a pack animal and once you assert yourself as alpha it will submit. even a junkyard dog.

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>>32597348
Try to engage it in a duet.

>>32597348
a good guy with a dog

>>32597348
Love

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>needing a weapon
>not just body slamming all aggressive canids

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>>32606815
If that doesn't work then try to seduce it.

>>32606887
>seduce it.

>"How to encourage your dog to sleep on your bed"

Uh...

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>>32606887
Direct injection of heroine help with compliance.

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>>32606917
Is that fails then

>>32597905
Tell us more

>>32597348
>surrender your non dominant forearm
>doggo will latch onto that shit everytime
>dominant arm now free to stab, shoot and choke

NICE TRY ATF.

>>32598079
I know of a few house pit bulls that mauled and killed in Washington state in the last 20 years. Led to a city wide ban on the bread.

>>32598701
No BS rules. You can show up with as many as you want. Adults pay $50 per scalp, pups pay $25. This is in Murweh shire council. You have to certify you shot them in the council area and list what property it was on.

Good luck bagging 3 a day though. We picked up 2 over 5 days (not going after dogs exclusively though), dogs are difficult prey, they are fairly smart, have good eyesight and smell. They run fairly quickly as well. The ones we shot both were running at full speed before we got a shot off so took a couple of round to get one on target.

The population density is fairly low as well, its a pretty dry and inhospitable location.

>>32608078
>Murweh
Damn mate, you're out in the sticks there. Used to go up around Charleville when I was a nipper hunting foxes many (many!) years ago with my mate and his dad.

>>32603041
I worked in a shelter for a good long while and the "pit bulls aren't aggressive" thing is a meme to unload aggressive dogs on people and then charge them money to train (i.e. exhaust completely to the point it doesn't feel like attacking) the dog into acting right. Our highest paid employee was the PR/marketing lady and she made her bones by feeding people these lies.

Every single person who spouts that shit ended up getting bit. Every. Single. One. I'm talking dozens of dog bites a year. It's the "refugees welcome" of dog ownership. Pit bulls are easily identifiable by looking like a fucking canine nigger. If you're looking at a dog and you think "huh that dog looks kinda niggerish" it's a fucking pit bull. It's not a catch all category, it's just that worthwhile dogs don't tend to get turned loose to breed in the street.

If you really want to help a downtrodden animal, shoot stray pit bulls in your town. Perfectly good shelter spots get wasted on these shitters and it leads to actual good dogs getting euthanized. By eliminating the shitty pit bull genes, you're making future dog offspring less likely to be killed for being a cunt.

>>32607888
Yeah I'm a tortilla man myself - ban all the bread.

>>32597348
A boot
A long thick stick
Balls and testosterone

>>32606180
Niggers/meth makes you semi invincible.
>dont smoke meth in a light bulb that shitll blow up.
>meth is cheap
>fights are in slow mo
>it's like an adrenaline rush that lasts for days to weeks.
Longest i spent staying up was 2 weeks crashed and sleept for 3 days.
Not even once but twice.
I miss it, and anyone in drugs that hurts animals probably did that as a kid drugs unlock the nigger in them.

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I nearly drew on and shoot a dog today. Just a few hours go in fact.

I was leaving my house and walking to my vehicle in the driveway when 3 dogs from a couple houses down began barking and running at me. The first two were tiny lap dogs so I didn't really pay them mind but there was a full sized rottweiler. Looked about 80-90lbs. I have had some experience with larger dogs so I just stood my ground and cross my arms to appear bigger. They kept barking and eventually calmed down before licking my hand.

Still I feel like I fucked up for not drawing my concealed pistol. I think think it would have killed me but if that doggo did jump and bite me I could have been seriously injured. Mostly did not want someone see me pulling my weapon in the middle of my driveway like a crazy person.

I'm going to err on the side of caution next time, I made a mistake not arming myself in the face of a threat.

>>32600780
sounds like you spun out like a romanian granny
romanian grannys are renouned for their spinning

>>32598119
>sleeping dogs
AY WEI SHEN

>>32608272
>Still I feel like I fucked up for not drawing my concealed pistol. I think think it would have killed me but if that doggo did jump and bite me I could have been seriously injured. Mostly did not want someone see me pulling my weapon in the middle of my driveway like a crazy person.
>Didn't behave in a way normal people would consider crazy
>Resolve to behave more crazy in the future
I swear this place is a breeding ground for externalizing generalized anxiety by imagining threats that don't exist.
The fact you carry a handgun already puts you pretty far into aluminium psychic defence territory.

>>32599292
nice gyno faggit

>>32608690
A euro complaining that someone's crazy for carrying a gun.
That's like the definition of sour grapes.

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>>32608690
>I swear this place is a breeding ground for externalizing generalized anxiety by imagining threats that don't exist.
>threats that don't exist.
It turned out to be friendly but that dog could have tore my shit up. I'll be talking with the owners tomorrow. 3 dogs running free in the street harassing people is unacceptable.

>>32608710
>I'll be talking with the owners tomorrow
This is what we call in the first world "A reasonable response"
Firearms with very few exceptions inappropriate in a suburban setting.

>>32608706
Or you could just be wrong for carrying a firearm.
This isn't the wild west.
If it was, you probably wouldn't be carrying a gun, because like the modern world, 19th century California was not the dangerous shoot em up you imagine

>That's like the definition of sour grapes.
The US prides itself on freedom, yet my country has more freedom according to every expert source.
US doesn't even rank in the top 10.

But go ahead and talk about sour grapes.
My grapes aren't souring, they're fermenting.
And when they're done I'll pop open the cask and enjoy fine wine as I wallow in the superiority of colonial society over the failed rebel experiment.

>>32608690
Are you a faggot or something?

>>32608786
>Attacking a man's masculinity
Are you an Arab or something?

>>32608784
So... yes, sour grapes then.
Okay.
No need to get all huffy and write a little sanctimonious speech.

>>32608784
>"A reasonable response"
We would have been talking quite a bit sooner as the police were arresting him and I was being carted off to the hospital. This time I was lucky but I should have drawn. This was a large dog that is known for it's aggressive and violent nature running free without any restraint and barreling towards me barking in a hostile manner.

>>32608818
you got sanctimonious first
claiming the infallibility of american gun culture
not even american gun culture, just YOUR personal interpretation of firearm usage
then you applied it as a means to express superiority to the entire culture of europe

im not in europe
in fact im in america
the best country in america
either america

if my city was in the US it would be the safest major city in the country
fortunately it's not so the level of crime here, though exceptionally low by american standards, is not notable from a local perspective

we're safe from homicide, yet the only people carrying firearms are police and somalis
even soldiers with assault rifles dont carry ammo

>>32608857
The dog was licking your hand.
The reality and your hypothetical strongly disagree with one another

Speaking anecdotally I havent heard of a dog killing a grown man
Usually they just kill the young children of the retarded owners of the animal

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>>32608903
>The dog was licking your hand.

Nigger can you read? A large aggressive breed of dog was running straight at me barking in an aggressive manner. It stopped just shot of me but if it had kept going and leaped it would have taken me to the ground or latched onto my arm. After barking in my face for 45 seconds it finally calmed down. I made the wrong call and got lucky. Having my arms or face lacerated because I just hoped for the best was a poor judgement.

>it wouldn't have killed you!
No but it is just a lovely way to spend the afternoon getting stitches and seeing about possible facial reconstructive surgery.

>>32608903
This is a magnanimous amount of contrarian butthurt... y tho?

I can't imagine.

>>32608940
where the fuck do you live, compton? christ.

>>32597360
literally illegal in California.

>>32598123
*gets eaten by a shark*

>>32608981
>dogs only exist in urban environments

>>32608940
that's a pretty rad scar

>>32608903
>The dog was licking your hand.
>The reality and your hypothetical strongly disagree with one another
yeah you're a dumbass, he clearly said the dog ran at him barking first

>>32609013
assault dogs or open carry?

>>32609035
>dog barking
>inherently aggressive

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>>32608705
>Can't tell the difference between chest muscles and bitch tits.

Haha!

>>32609121
>running at you full speed barking
>not inherently aggressive

If someone in the middle of the street was running at you full bore screaming at the top of their lungs. Would you assume they simply wanted to shake your hand?

>>32609121
be sure to post pics when you get mauled by a "friendly" dog

>>32608078
Sounds fantastic for something to do after work while having a few beers getting ready for bed.

>>32608209
Meth literally does none of that shit, if you managed to win a fight on meth it was because you fought another fucking tweaker who was equally incapable of fighting.

Meth is synthesized achievement. Want to feel like you've done something to be incredibly proud of and need to share with everyone but not actually have done anything and then lie to everyone about said achievements that never happened? Do meth.

>>32609190
>Want to feel like you've done something to be incredibly proud of and need to share with everyone but not actually have done anything and then lie to everyone about said achievements that never happened? Do meth.

Or post on 4chan...

>>32609110
Yes

>>32608903
Fucking leafs, man...

>>32604483
I wonder if there's a wikihow on how to draw a dog.

dogs are the main reason i got a snub 44
noticed most dogs are pretty stupid, wave my left arm around tends to draw their attention to going for it. worry about burn from the cylinder gap if the fucker was on top of me and on my left arm but it seems better than some of the alternatives
neighbors pitbull getting lose and standing around out in the street that one time is a big motivator to go get a ccw license
fuck scraping with one of those things

>>32601402
This is false the Czechs have one and are in the EU, unbitchify your country and you can have CC.

>>32610562
http://www.wikihow.com/Draw-a-Dog

>>32611491
>It actually looks like a dog

>>32597348
A good guy with a dog

>>32598008
what the fuck your own dog would randomly attack you? And you just dealt with it? I'm an avid doggo lover but that mutt would've gone straight to euthenasia town

>>32608130
I've adopted three pit rescues and they were wonderful dogs, but self and wife are just good with doggos. I couldn't play grabass with the wife or the dogs would try to stand between us, looking up to her for guidance. I didn't discipline them for that because they were sweet to us both but highly protective of her.

Pit shitskin owners are garbage, but I'd pit again if I had time to devote to doggo.

A gun.
Make sure to kill dog thoroughly.

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>>32597767
>that it was not a runaway success
it was in france, liettraly every post man was armed with a velodog, except that the french one was different, instead of being chambered in .22 it was in 6mm velodog use a mix of smokeless powder and some coton to avoid over penetration of the dog's body

If I couldn't carry a gun I'd carry a hammer on my belt. Bury between doggy ears, game over.

>>32597348
A baseball bat, you can hit it in the neck before you get bit and after one blow it's very unlikely that the dog would try to attack again

>>32599133
T. Never been attacked by anything

>>32611635

Even more popular in Belgium, where most cheap shit vélodog revolvers were made.

The second world war kinda killed it though, since it became less acceptable to be armed after that.

>>32602196
fudd spotted

>>32597470
being this much of a looser

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>>32609210
hurr he dun support my habit so imma poke fun at him for posting on the same website i do

>>32611538
The "traditional dog" looks pretty in line with most wikihow dogs

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>>32597463

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>>32598645
>bounty for fucking dingo scalps
>not tails, not paws, not ears, only the carfully carved scalp of the animal will do

australia is literally mad max right now isnt it? we're just being lied to in the media about australia not being a post apocalyptic desert wasteland right?

>>32599758

You can put small projectiles in there, put finding a way to get them to stay put without creating a gas blockage is tricky.

>>32597348
I got attacked by a pitbull 2 years ago, I was carrying a folding knife only, and I got to admit those damm animal are tough af, thankfully that bitch only bite my sweater so I was able to stab it in the chest 3 times before it start running. but my guess is that with a .380 or 38 you should get that job done

>>32597348
hungry chinaman

>>32615585
where the fuck do you live

>>32597367
kek

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>>32597367
Subtle kek

a bigger dog.

>>32597485
I remember that thread.
They decided to call the move "The Romanian Chiropractor"

This thread has made me appreciate how tough a doggo can be, especially for something that's half the weight of a man. I always assumed it was possible to break one by stepping on its back goomba-style.

>>32597348
OC spray, at least .07 content
Gun, 9mm should put down any dog

Knife is really only helpful after it's already bitten you.

>>32602460
Yah, the owners were fearful for their toddler. The thing would become this cunt of a beast when it was eating and act like that towards everyone. Ceased ended up adopting.

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>>32597442
This dog needs about tree fiddy

>>32598065
this gave me ptsd

>>32608710
I owned a Great Dane, weighed more than I did. At no point did I feel like my life was in danger around it.

Though he made the scariest fucking noises when that one time he got hungover.

>>32618112
you gave your dog alcohol?

>>32597348
9mm worked great in Afghanistan.

>>32604008
It's really all about placement.

>>32608784
"When you pick up a rifle, you stop being a subject and start being a citizen."
-Something my dad said some important guy said, but the quote still stands

>>32618369
Dogs love beer. Obviously it's really bad for them and since they have no evolved tolerance of alcohol they get FUCKED UP off a very small amount, though. Pour half a Yuengling out in a bowl and relax with your doggo some time, it's funny as fuck. Just don't make a habit out of it.

Although my uncle had a greyhound that got a beer or two pretty much every day and it lived for nearly 15 years, which isn't a bad run for them as I understand it. He did legitimately die of liver failure though.

>>32597348
>When your gf is acting like a literal bitch

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>>32613001

>>32597442
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>>32618596
The MP5SD was our choice for sneaky dog removal

>>32618771
>A breed that typically dies at 10-12 lived to 15 with a drinking problem.

Sounds like the pooch had a good long life.

Bunch of pussy faggots in this thread.

Stick your fucking hand into its mouth and grab onto the lower mandible. Now, rip that shit off from the skull.

No more bitey bitey.

>>32608784
Do you know where you are?

>>32608784
>The US prides itself on freedom, yet my country has more freedom according to every expert source.
see if you pay experts to change the meaning of the word freedom it doesn't really count anymore

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>>32597348
You tell me


Pic related my 5 month old ridgeback and 1 AK

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>>32613333
This is my mate harvesting one of the scalps. Fun times.

I stupidly did one on the bonnet of my landcruiser and coated it and the bullbar in blood. Looked gnarly as fuck.

>>32597905
>Rhodesian Jungle
Why would you ever want birdshot and buckshot in the same shell?

>>32597348
kicking it in the head works

>>32618771

Can confirm

>be me
>lady I used rent from takes money off of what I owe her when I fix things or build things
>one day she calls and asks about a retaining wall along driveway
>my buddy was over at the time
>go get brick slabs, quickcrete and masonry quickcrete
>and lots of beer
>get drunk while buidling wall
>dog from property over keeps coming around
>start giving him beer
>he gets shitfaced
>so bad we have to bring him in the house until he sleeps it off

Built a fine rock wall, and a dog that had hated me now loved me.