Is this thing real?

>>32590438
It looks like some cheap-o bb pistol. Also, cash those pennies.

>>32590438
BB gun

>>32590438
Yes be careful that alcohol is an eye irritant

Pretty sure I've shot a bb pistol that had the same "pull" system in the back on the slide.

Could be wrong but I swore someone I knew had one just like it

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>>32590438
crossman marksman bb gun

>>32590438
It's a dart gun. Can also shoot pellets.

Have fun

>>32590438
it's an air gun, and in rough shape,
yet you can't know for sure if it's vloaded or not.
those kind of things aren't lethal but they can sur gouge an eye out.

either you find a place where the eventual bb won't do much damage (ie a pile of soft wood rubish in your garage) or you go google on how those things are loaded/unloaded and proceed with caution.

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What about this one? They're all over the place

>>32590633
No, another BB gun

>>32590452

Yeah I had one when I was younger. They're alright

>>32590438
To the NJ goverment, that is a firearm.

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Found another one.

>>32590633
That is a 100% real Glock brand Glock.

>>32590668
100% real Ruger brand Rugvolver.

>>32590668
Ruger Alaskan > Bear Spray

>>32590668
Check the toilet tanks.

>>32590438
It's a bb gun.

Did you break into someone's house?

>>32590784
technically no

>>32590668
>foamer
Sounds like a word for the foam that gets created when you CQC a girl in the rear door hard and fast.

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>>32590844

>>32590844
technical term is santorum

>>32590438
no
>>32590633
yes
>>32590668
yes

Are you just shitposting or what?

>>32590668
>>32590633
>>32590438
What the hell are you on about?
What's happening here OP?

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>>32591850

Can't tell when someone jumps in for fun?

>>32591907
Thats a Webley air pistol neato

>>32591907
No I have autismo

>>32590668
where the fuck are you with so many pistols everywhere

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>Inb4 this faggot posts a unicorn gun by his toilet. or some shit

>>32591907
Post a shotgun behind your bed.

>>32590633
>>32590668

both toys put them to your head and pull the trigger

>>32592398
why her hair doritos?

>>32590438
ITT: what happens when the burglar youre so afraid of comes in during the vacation you stupidly posted about on instagram

No OP

US currency isn't backed by anything.

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>>32591907
>Can't tell when someone jumps in for fun?

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Is this thing loaded?

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Fuck, they're everywhere.

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I found this while cleaning a dead relative's house.

Should I turn it in to the police?

>>32590479
>you'll disinfect your eye out, kid

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>>32590633
This thread sucks. Stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click".

>>32594559
for how shit the grip is yeah

>>32591681
>santorum
I was more happy before reading up on this new term.

>>32594607
Oh come on. We're gonna make fun of the grip but not the fact the barrel is too long and it has no way to fire?

>>32594429
Fucking kek. 10/10 would operate with

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>>32590438
>>32590668
>>32591907
>>32594429
>>32594551

Holy SHIT I got paranoid so I went to check the bathroom. Damn thing was pointing right at me. How did it even get inside my house?

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>>32590438
Is that a washer in the penny jug? Why?

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Found another one

>>32594746
The fuck are you on about?

>>32594746
Dude good thing you checked. They smell fucking horrible if you start to preheat and one is in there.

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>>32590438
what is this thing and why is it in my house

>>32594429

You got yourself a baby-killer 5000 right there. Had one myself in 'nam

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>>32594934
Hydrogen peroxide. It is excellent at cleaning small wounds and general sterilization. One of the more unusual uses as an ear clearer. My family is cursed with narrow ear canals so we are prone to ear infections and wax gumming up the hearing. I've started putting 3 droplets into each ear for 10 minutes every other day and my ears are now spotless. If you ever want to see just how much wax build up is impairing your hearing try a weekly regiment of the stuff. You will swear you developed a super power with how much more you pick up.

What you got here is a Firearm infestation. Would recommend you place photos of liberals in the places you most often find these things, usually scares them off.

>>32594972
i used it just the other day to clean my water heater, also makes good u-boat fuel

Goddamnit cokeman, stop it.

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>>32590438
Even John Candy knew it was a BB gun.