Should I keep a gun in the shower?

>>32583599
You don't already?

>>32583599
Why don't you just carry at home? If you go into the bathroom to shit, your gun is with you. If you strip before you go into the shower, take your gun with you, set it on the toilet right outside the shower curtain. That simple

>>32583599
Vacuum seal it when you do.

>>32583637
I do but whenever I have visitors and they see it they think i am crazy gun addicted psychopath

>>32583675
Based on this post, maybe they're right

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>>32583675
Fuck 'em. This is America.

If you don't have a weapon in your shower, fridge, and under every table you sit at you're a faggot.

>>32583681
But I'm not :c

>>32583599
yes

>>32583675
The case doesn't have to be transparent.
Just get an opaque case and label it anal lube.

>>32583599

Yes, of course.

If you're worried about the humidity just put it inside of an air tight ammo can with desiccant packs or something.

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>>32583599

>>32583599
Yes, right next to your fire extinguisher...

>>32583670
But won't the humid air begin to corrode the gun over time?

>>32583728
If you use this method, make sure to keep a knife, or sharp object near by. (I use my trusty "The Punisher Sword with Nylon Sheath 27.5 " Vertical Grip and Arm Brace")

You don't want to be bludgeoned to death, while trying to tear open stretchy plastic.

>>32583599

yes i keep an AR in the bathtub

>>32583675
Why are visitors in your shower?

>>32583599
Keep one in the cabinet of the bathroom. If you hear shit you can stop the shower and get out wet. It's not going to be like a horror movie where they sneak all the way up to the shower curtain. Just turn your Justin Bieber album down so you can hear what's going on in your house if you're that paranoid.

Check the gun often & keep it oiled or in a sealed container because the steam can potentially cause rust.

>>32583752
Hence the sealed container with maybe a silicon pack or two.

>>32583804
this. Keep the gun lightly lubricated with a dessicant

>>32583675
Just take it out when they show up, it's not hard.

>>32583675
Just lock the case and say it's medical supplies. Not that hard

>>32583795

they want to take a shower...

>>32583795

to get clean bitch nigga

>>32583752
Keep your guns fucking oiled you lazy shit.

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>>32583599
>I prefer to take baths

>>32583719
>>32583838
What if they open it?

>>32583885

what is that

If we're on the topic of bathroom guns, what gun gun would you guys have in your bathrooms?

>>32583897
>lock the case

>>32583900
http://modernfirearms.net/handguns/hg/de/hk-p11-underwater-e.html

>>32583599
Yes

>>32583923
nigger if he locks the case he's gonna waste around 10 secs trying to open that shit

>>32583897
Have an emptied bottle of anal lube in there, but with a hollowed base where the gun is.

>>32583963
just unlock while getting into the shower retard

>>32583752
>But won't the humid air begin to corrode the gun over time?

Since when does Hoppes corrode guns?

>>32583670
>right outside the shower curtain.
are you serious?
>your naked
> in the shower
>hear noise
>fuck i wish i had a shower gun
>dont want to open curtain
the whole point of a shower gun is not having it on the wrong side of the curtain why the hell would you put it on the other side where all the scary shit is?!

>>32583934

neat

why hasnt ian done a video on this

>>32584021
lock the bathroom door, have a clear curtain? be an adult jeez. If you hear something in your house you don't like step out of the shower soaking wet and butt ass naked, pick your gun up, and go shoot the intruder

>>32584055
I'm sure he would love to, but they were never available to civilians and probably only very few were made for military use. Apparently HK denies that they were the manufacturer

>>32584055
>why hasnt ian done a video on this
Because there's like 3 of them and they're all in the dream room at HK.

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>>32584120

>ian will never do a video on the G11

>>32583839
>>32583862
You people live in single bathroom homes/apartments?

>>32584162
no shit fggt

>>32584162

best belee dat shit homie

>not having a designated shower iver johson
i shiggy

>>32583599
I keep my Walther PPQ M2 9mm and a spare magazine under my clothes rite next to the shower. I have chains on the bathroom door and a quality lock. If someone tried to bust down the bathroom door I would have enough time to pick up my pistol and blast them. I have thought about having a dedicated bathroom gun....but with a 9 year old in the house it is not a good idea. Thoughts fellow /k/ommandos?

>>32584162

Yeah, some people work to pay their own rent and don't have daddy's money to rely on

>>32584146

that's because literally every other gun channel did that in 2009 when Kraut Spess Magick was first a meme.

Nice /b/ frog, fuckface.

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What the fuck are you doing on /k/ if you don't have a showergun?

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>>32584414
You need one for a gold account on /k/

>>32583599
yes

>>32584332
Put one inside the wall behind the drywall, in an emergency punch that shit open and grab the cannon

>>32584361
>thinks kek is confined to /b/ only
>doesn't know who runs this website

kys fgt

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oh thank god im not crazy, other people think of this too.

>>32584347
And others have lucrative jobs and don't work at the Burger King.