Meme Pistol

>>32573127
Save yourself cash on your meme pistols and buy a Sig.

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>>32573127
get this

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Just hold off until you can get a meme rifle.

>>32573127
Ain't nothin meme about the Tac-45. Unless you wanna use it as conceal carry. Then it's pretty meme. Deagle is definitely the biggest meme of the set, and Five-seveN is debatable.

A meme pistol is something that is unreliable and not really practical in any proper way, but is inexplicably popular. I.E. desert eagle.

>>32573147
Already have a SIG

>>32573154
>Serials stamped everywhere
Looks awful, machining looks good for being that old.

>>32573127

If you get a Desert Eagle, go used. They're pretty common as far as $1500 hand cannons go. Plenty on the used market because the flat bill hat wearing bro type can't stand the recoil or the $1.50 a round ammunition.

>>32573127
Be from Detroit. own a Jupiter Synthesizer and expensive aviators. When people try to meme you you can literally blow them away with loud noise and .50AE.

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>>32573554

>>32573154
Shut your whore mouth

>>32573562
Holy fuck, Moonman pls.

>>32573127
I bought a deagle today, it's bretty gud in .44 swagnum. Totally manageable recoil and super accurate. The trigger is only OK but it was plenty reliable and honestly a little underwhelming to shoot. Felt more like a big 1911 than a hand cannon.

>>32573621

Try the .357 Magnum. It is not unlike shooting 9mm from a typical service pistol.

>not posting snowflake anchor SIG
>not posting glorious HK Mk23

I'd get a Mk23 as a meme gun. It's snowflake, big, loud, expensive, and it looks fucking cool. However, it can be useful as a field/woods gun, is actually a very well designed and built pistol, and doesn't shoot meme ammo.

You do you, though. Out of the three you are looking at, I'd probably go with the deagle because of how obnoxiously large and excessive they are.

>>32573704
Magazine capacity is too small. Thats why I put the FNX45 on there.

Guys you have to remember it's not about the magazine capacity it's about it's meme potential, it's one thing about being killed by a .45 round but when you've literally been meme'd hard in the chest by a 10mm round it really makes you think.

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I cannot stand meme pistols.

>Durr hurr the 1911 sucks cuz it's heavy and it recoils
BUT THE FUCKING ISRAELIS DESERT EAGLE IS COOL
>Durr Hurr .22 is dumb
UNLESS FN PUTS IN IN A SWEET LOOKING PISTOL
>Durr hurr .45 is dumb, stopping powahh is stupid and it sucks
BUT IF FN USES IT, I'LL GET THAT SHIET

The arguments of /k/ have no continuity.

>>32573985
>The arguments of /k/ have no continuity.
Almost like a board with hundreds / thousands of users isn't a hivemind.

>>32573985
Its triggering fags like this that I want a meme pistol.

>>32573127
>overpriced 22 magnum
oh dear

>>32573985
>Treating /k/ as a monolith

Who are you the ATF?

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>>32573127

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>>32573127
How impractical are we talking?

>>32573154
autism pistol?

>>32573562
Classic. I keked several times

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>>32576349
Too ugly.

>>32576349
No woman alive could ever make me this hard, even if she wanted to.

>>32576349
That thing should be made in .416 Rigby.

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Why a meme "pistol"

>Deagle
Don't even bother if it's not gold or gold/tiger in .50AE. All other models aren't meme enough and are only tryhard.
>FNX-45T
Don't bother if you're not going to completely deck it out in a MRDS/can/light/whatever that cost more than the gun itself. Not meme enough on its own.
>Five seveN
This one is a prime time meme machine all on its own, go for it.

>>32578528
I already have an RMR sitting in my closet and a few surefire x300u's.

If I go for a deagle It would be a muzzle break model, probably .44, and it would go off to get cerakoted up in some crazy, mostly white and red color scheme I think.

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>>32578559
>muzzle break model, probably .44, and it would go off to get cerakoted up in some crazy

>>32573176
How is the desert eagle unreliable. I have 2 and have never had a single issue

>>32579270
Bitch boys who rent them at the range can't handle the girth and limpwrist them all the time, lending them a reputation for being unreliable.

In reality if you're not a complete faggot they're perfectly fine.

>>32579270
why tf do you own 2 deagle brand deagles?

>>32579592
Why don't you?

>>32573127
I don't understand why people like the fiveseven the casing just seems so long to get knecked down to a bullet that size really just goes over my head why anyone would want a pistol in it unless they already had a carbine of it or planned on getting one soon

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>>32573147
>save yourself cash on a meme pistol and buy a meme pistol

>>32577768
>No woman alive could ever make me this hard, even if she wanted to.
>No woman
>turned on by gun that looks like a big black dick and balls

Checks out

>>32579627
30 round handgun magazines

>FNX
>Meme pistol
what?
it's even better than the USP, and a 45 it had pretty good mag cap

OP you troeling?

>>32580291

>squishy squishy

>>32580352
>One run of lemons where everyone got a replacement means it's a meme gun
I guess glocks are memes because they have a few cases of exploding

>>32580449
Almost every firearm has a case of exploding though.

>>32579592
How do you propose he dual wield them with less than two?

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Get an HK meme pistol

>>32573127
>not getting a lionheart

Step up sempai

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>>32576349
n-not sure if want
>boner says yes

Get a VP9 if you really want to trigger a shitstorm.

There is literally nothing meme about the FNX45T.
With Browning 930FPS/230 ball and an RMR I shoot amazing groups at 25, and the 15 round standard mags make it a great car gun

>>32582536
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjQk244oW9c

>>32576349
>Ladies Home Companion
The only maid I can see using a fucking .45-70 pistol is Roberta.

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Good meme

>>32573127
USP tactical will always be better than FN
And Mk23 is an even better meme

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>>32573127
>looking for a meme pistol
>hasn't considered the memeist of them all

>>32585522
Whoa you read my post, or hivemind?

>>32573985
If 5.7x28 can kill gods and demons out of a P90 it should handle a few spics and nigs out of a pistol.

>>32585651
Or goauld

>>32585522
I thought it was a tacticooled C96 from the thumbnail

>>32579683
>big black dick and balls

What do you think they called it the Ladies' Home Companion for?

>>32573127
FNX45 isn't a meme pistol it's a .45 with good mag capacity
what's wrong with it?

>>32573188
>already have sig
Is it chambered in .357 sig?
If not, then maybe that should be your next purchase. It's slightly memey.

colt delta elite

clown caliber check

unreliable + cracking frames check

propped up by nogunz retards check

>>32579270
Mah nigga.
>>32579452
THIS. And poor, shit-tier maintenance habits.
>"Piece of shit Deagle jams all the time!"
"When's the last time you cleaned it?"
>"You dumbass. You don't clean weapons but once a decade, duh."
......Well. There's your fucking problem.

>>32573562
>.50 AE
>African Eliminator

My fucking sides

>>32585651
kek

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>>32577731
theres gotta be a pop eye version of this

>>32590270
How's your first week here?