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>>32570949
>mfw immediately leaves the group chat

>>32570949
Why do you have such shit carpeting?

>>32570949
Have you ever had white grape and peach juice?

Are you a glock owner and one of those mag capacity +1 hooligans?

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>>32570949

>>32570958
I forgot to add, is that on an upper or lower floor? Whats the damage looking like on the underside?

>>32570949
Story?

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>>32570969
Not mixed

>>32570958
>mfw not even after 10 minutes of being home a faggot shoots a hole in my house

>>32570986
No I'm not a fan.

there's a hole in your carpet

>>32571010
Tell me, HAM, how delicious was the spaghetti?

>>32571010
how awkward was it after the shock wore off?

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Have you ever been in a Turkish prison before?

>>32570949
Did you died?

>>32571000
Concrete, so little luckily. Was downrange so even more excited I wasn't hit with a ricochet about 3 feet away.
>>32571009
Retard shot a fucking hole in my floor.
>>32571021
Yes
>>32571032
More or less said fuck off after a very brief reprimand.
>>32571029
Undercooked and Luke warm.

OP here

the truth is i did this on purpose for attention. I just want people to talk about me for once so i looked back and saw the other accidental discharge threads and made my own

>>32571051
OP again, I enjoy the taste of semen.

Thread theme

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>>32571072
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RH2Wz9MqqGI

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Make sure you put the carpet patch in the same direction as the main carpet... I want to murder my wife's cat since it fucked up the guest room and our bedroom when we closed the door...

>>32571051
>>32571064

OP here again

I actually don't own any guns

>>32571051
One last thing

You people are okay, don't go to cinema tomorrow

>>32571096
>cinema
Fuck off ya cunt
Fucking bongs

>>32571044
Unfortunately no.
>>32571043
Almost.
>>32570963
Didn't pick it.
>>32571094
Thank you for the advice.
Almost thought that was a picture of the ND site since it was a in a very similar area.

>>32571029
Also fuck you dylan. Pls trade me tho.

So what level of butt fuck are you considering for the guilty party?

>>32571163
Actually, that wasn't me, but this is.

>clearing bucket.

>>32571163
I'm not dylan you fucker, I'm Washington.

>>32571184
Who needs a clearing bucket when you have concrete floors?

>>32571200
Knight apparently

>>32571185
>>32571184
Fugg. Sorry niggas.
I still want to do another trip sometime in the future. Hope your old dude recovers quickly.
>>32571184
This
>>32571200


>>32571164
Minimum pay for all damages, max is very high.

>shot goes off
>shock confusion
>EEEEEEEEEEE
>everyone turns and looks at knight
>knight shrugs gun still in hand
>seinfeldbass.mp3

>>32571224
So did you guys break up?

>>32571238
Almost how it went.
He almost shot my guns. Punched a hole through my skin mask which had 2 of my guns in it.

>>32571252
After all the dumb shit he's managed pretty much not his first even.

>>32571224
old dude will be fine. It's funny because he tried to kill himself twice back in the day after he was discharged from the navy, now his body can't even manage to kill him. Thanks for the words of kindness.

Also,
>his is why you don't let 4chan into your home

>>32571268
>skin mask

>>32571268
>skin mask

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>>32571268
>yfw you can say he violated NAP

>>32570949
Why haven't you killed your self you actual retard

>>32571298
>>32571314
>ski mask
Thanks auto correct
>>32571296
Should have known. Knew him far before though.
Shit that's wild. Good thing the road was closed else you wouldn't have been able to return or know.

>>32571326
I don't follow.
>>32571357
Considered it. Natural selection has its ways though.

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>>32571326
>/pol/ memes what it cannot refute
you have to go back.

>>32571402
That meme was started on cripplechan's /leftypol/, m8.

>>32571388
I wouldn't have missed shit. He was already trying to get out of the hospital by the time I got there. Kind of wish I stayed back with you guys.

>>32570949
Why did y'all fuckers leave?

>>32571457
True but family is important never know when you might end up down range. Would have been fun to bullshit with you.

The EEEEEEE still isn't gone.

>>32571486
The EEEEEEEE is never gone.

>>32571482
I didn't drive and had some remodeling to do at home.

>>32571497
I know. ;_;

>>32571510
I meant the chat shitstick

>>32571124
look out, he's bringing his spoons

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>>32570986
>mfw i have a taran +5 extension.

>>32571516
Didn't know more than just myself left.

>>32571540
knight left too

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Fucker shot my gun.