How do you weaponize a cardboard box?

>>32563848
Fill it with explosives.

>>32563848
You ever get a cardboard cut?

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screw that, I want weaponized goats, ones so big you can ride em in battle with pintle mounted .30 on their back

Yeah

>>32563848
> put cinder block in it
> leave it on a sidewalk not far from local college student bars

Hours of fun.

Put it over someone's head and asphyxiate them.

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>>32563848

I remember they can mix explosives into cardboard or pulp and it will dry to a relative paper like consistency.
>>32563863
Instead of filling the box with explosives, just make it out of explosives!

>>32563848
put a bomb in it. leave it on a door step

>>32563882
I don't get it...

fill it up with hiv needles

>>32563912

They lift box up, cinder block falls through, day ruined.

Or at least thats what I think he meant.

cum in it

>>32563848
Force it down your opponent's throat.

cut it up into a blackjack shape. impregnate it with glue. profit?!??

>>32563848
You put a snake in it
Nudge nudge

>>32563848
My favorite bank robbery of all time was done with a cardboard box. The robber told the teller it was a bomb and got away with money. A bomb squad opened it up to find out it was a giant box of toilet paper.

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Put an AR-47 in it and watch the bullets fly at babies and minorities

>>32563927
I thought he ment they would kick it

>>32563908
>I remember they can mix explosives into cardboard or pulp and it will dry to a relative paper like consistency.
some of the first smokeless powders were basically nitroglycerine absorbed into various fibers which would then be cut to specific size & stuffed into casings.

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>>32564110
Yeah, open up some old .303 and it's full of delicious spaghetti

>>32563960
Solid or Liquid?

>>32564196
I heard if you open up some 6.5. Carcano you get a full meal

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>>32563848

>>32563848
I can make a bomb with a cardboard boy and a stick of dynamite

>>32563848
Fill it with bees!

>>32563848
Use it to make nitrocellulose.

Place your enemies and some poison inside the box.
They are now simultaneously dead and alive.

>>32564196

Fucking gamestop

>>32564229
Naked.

>>32565160
wat

Isnt it already a weapon to surpass Metal Gear?

>>32565267

Waifu

flaten it, roll it up extra tight and duct tape it into a makeshift staff. Maybe stick something pointy at the end if that's an option.

It won't be good for hitting things sideway, but stabbing attacks and parrying should be OK for a while.

Rolled up cardboard is pretty hard.

Lace it with anthrax....pay some third party postal service (like the bicyclists in sf or ny) to tote it around town for a few hours with a false delivery address.

>>32563909

>t. Kaczynski

>>32563848
An analysis of past engagements suggests you may be able to hide a highly skilled individual under a cardboard box quite successfully.

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>>32563848

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>>32563848

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>*blows dust off stack of ancient memes*

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>>32566773

Surprised it took this long for a metal gear reference to show up.

>>32567023
Nigga please, there were five references before that. Reading comprehension, learn it.

>>32563848
Put a baby Jew inside it and throw it into a river.

>>32563865
Under rated post.

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>>32563848
Put my dick in it

>>32563912
>>32563927
Wew

>>32567023
See >>32563960 >>32564229 >>32565267

>>32563912
>>32563927
hint: the game is called "kick the box"

Can confirm: drunk college fratboys will play

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>>32563848