Scenario/Wat Do thread

>>32562122
i wake up and jerk off

turn it on, gear up, and get the fuck out of there

>>32562334
What gear? How long do you spend gathering gear and how do you select/time your exit?

>>32562122
Fucking neck it out the back door.

>>32562513
If your gear isn't ready to go, you're already fucked . Just run out the back as fast as you can and plan better in the future.

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I kill the first 29, drag the 30th into my shop, apply an angle grinder to his teeth until he tells me who sent him, then I find that person and sodomize him with a Sawz-all.

>>32562122
Ive got 30 airshitters outside? I have a thousand or so rounds of 5.45x39 calling their names then. They're quite far in the boonies, so i'll get out the back, and wage 1776 again on them. Possibly wait till they knock the door down to detonate my tannerite pack with a shitload of nails taped to it.

Get hard thinking about all the "plz worship this dead hero" posts there will be on linkedin for years

>>32562122
Grab SKS, backpack with dump pouch, and get the fuck out through the back.

40 rounds of 7n6 on strippers, 30 rounds of 9mm in two mags, and about a mile to run to the nearest house of someone I can trust.

>>32562741
SKSes don't come in 5.45x39...

>>32562765
NCr, my bad.

>>32562741
>metro reference

>>32562122
Sorry OP, can't tell you. OPSEC, you understand.

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>>32562122
Funny you ask that...I know exactly what I would do and my family has rehearsed a very similar scenario many times. We would do as we've drilled. We'll probably die...but we'll die as martyrs for Jesus Christ.

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>>32562974
>he fell for the Christianity meme

>>32562617
I was Baptized once thorough water an once thorough fire

Sit down, shitpost on /k/ until they're inside at which point I will set off the detonator to the big ass bomb in my basement.

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>>32563013

>>32563088


Yeah you go girl. Shame him for making fun of your dumb ass religion. I bet he looks just like that

>>32562122
Unrealistic. It would go to Voicemail.

>>32563013

With all this endless bullshit about Russia, I feel we are in the midst of another Jewish Adventure in the telling

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>>32563149

>>32563013


if this is something you think that is funny or if you think this is a hoax, you should be ashamed of yourself. i can guarantee if you say that in public, people are going to kick your ass. on top of that, this is the prime reason why men are labeled as arrogant jackasses and you are the leading cause of it all, so next time you look in a mirror, think how much it would hurt to have your fucking ass kicked

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>>32563224

>>32563224
>this is the prime reason why men are labeled as arrogant jackasses
t. feminist

>>32562122
>grab AR and mags
>pants
>socks
>shoes
>set stovetop burners to max output without igniting
>newspapers inna toaster
>go out through backdoor inna woods
>watch as the faceless mooks burn to death
>????
>autism

Well since this is fantasyland, I strip naked and unload the M2 that's in the guest room at the general location of the vans and intruders.

I take the initiative and detonate my suicide vest.

>>32562633
Where you from, pal? And do you have a dog? Just curious?

>>32563224
did you just assume his/her gender? You bigot!

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>>32563587