/KEK/ HUMOR THREAD

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>>32557504

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>>32557547

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Tfw Arabs are as smart as Jawas

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>>32557611
Sand people will be sand people.

Can someone make a webm from the scene in 1:04:51 ?

https://youtu.be/hBt7J81FEJs?t=1h4m51s

>>32557673
I don't get it

>>32558684

A russian officer gets captured by jihadis in Chechnya, then they tell him to follow them but he keeps falling to not move

>>32557547
anyone have the one where the US "invaded" some empty island and managed to have casualties?

>>32558797
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Cottage

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>9mm fags BTFO.

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>/k/'s 1st Armored.
>"Break Check!"

>>32558823
>The Marines should be disbanded!
>Reads Article.
Yeah no.

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>>32557504

>>32558823
>>32558952
>Canadians killed more Americans than Americans killed Canadians
for shame

>>32557577
kys

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>>32559003

>>32557547
>italians lose 200 men
>french still surrender
you can't make this up

>>32560252
probably ran out of ammo

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>>32558866

>>32559687
man, I didn't realize how much I need Cadorna/Hotzendorf jokes/memes until the centenary brought them into my life.

>>32557547
Doesn't an armistice basically just mean the fighting ended with no real difference made? Also, 9 people causing 200 dead and 600 wounded? Let's say that each Frog had 50% accuracy, with one hit and one miss, which is obviously not going to be the case but let's just say. That's 1600 rounds, which is something like what, 180 rounds per soldier? That's 180 rifle rounds, which is going to weigh around 9lb. It's a lot of rifle ammo. They clearly had A LOT of ammo to play with, as well as probably grenades and such. They probably ran out at some point so inevitably surrendered. It was a Hell of a battle to be sure. Also, it seems that 'Italy doesn't know how to war' meme might have some truth to it.

>>32560349
>>32560818
Yeah, that. You can't mock 9 guys for fucking up almost 100x their number, all without incurring not even so much as a casualty. If anything, it's even MORE legendary that they survived the situation! You'd think they'd have bit the dust, but nope. Also, if they had MGs, the barrels were likely overheated to the point of kerploding, and their rifles must have been collectively hot enough to boil a barrel of water.

>>32558895
Where's this from?

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>>32561486

I really want a FAMAS pretty much just for memes but I heard they only imported like 1000.

feels bad man.

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>>32561597
Hope trump undoes the import on french weapons and hes not talking out his ass....hope.

>>32561424
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Memories_(1995_film)

Specifically from the one called Stink Bomb.

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Phil, you out there?

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More Magic...

>>32561688
>most anti-free-trade President in recent history
>expecting him to open up more trade and get rid of import bans when all he's been doing is talking about tariffs and trade wars and only buying everything made in murrica

come on people

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>>32557547

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>>32560252
>What is the eastern front

>>32562757
Now look at this net

>>32562939
I have a sub.

I have a net.

Uhhhh.

Subnet!

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>>32562997
I still don't get why the internet went so full fucking retard about that page.

>>32563025
I don't really get it either, but the comic artist is a complete faggot, so its okay because its funny.

>>32563136
Eh, he's actually improved since completely dropping the continuity in favor of one-shots and focused stuff like the Starcaster CYOA story.

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>>32557547
>they all still fucking surrendered

>>32563047
This triggers me.

>>32562425

I chuckled.

Well, this WAS 2010, when things were...somewhat less degenerate

Phil what say you?

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>>32557611
>>32557652
New Zealand can into tanks too!

>>32565553
It seems tank design is proportional to how close you are to the eastern front

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Fresh off the press. Post this anytime cletus is edgy.

>>32565553
>IMA TANK
>IMA TANK
>SUCK MY DICK
>IMA TANK

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>>32563047
plastic not wood tip black n mild

0/10

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Was watching house of cards earlier when I noticed this.

How does a mistake like that get by?

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>>32565839
Here it is in a better shot.

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>>32565850
implying they're not super oper8er 7.5 inch barrels inside the handguard.

>>32559003
Post more Ivan.

>>32557504
Anyone have the Nuggets in Spave screencap?

>>32562997
THAT CHEATING WHORE!

>>32565703
Good god.
My life on /k/ has been a richer experience, having spent the last year with "all posters appear anonymous" turned on.
I don't even know who that is, and that's how I like it.

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>>32563684
>They ran out of ammo with still 4,000 enemies

Kind of /k/, does anyone have the picture of an angry Chinese soldier holding a bomb fighting the Mongols with the caption: "You want wall? Too bad, you get bomb?"

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>>32558895
>PlanetSide 2.webm

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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ow5-f6XCTOg

IT AINT ME

>>32558895
>yfw israeli tank drivers

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>>32566394

>>32570379
Man I sure wish I could read this

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>>32569242
Did someone say Israeli tank drivers?

>>32571330
Mosins on Mars and /k/ommandos in the Kuiper Belt.

>>32571381
how the hell do you break a tank barrel off?

>>32568578
lol I remember that thread

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>>32571407
Jewish space magic

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>>32557504
Fuck off, I own this hat.

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>>32571407
They stole it for scrap metal, and then they made the goyim buy a whole new tank for them.

>>32565777
They didn't have wood tips when that picture was taken

>>32557504
I made this. It's really shit
no bully pls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qe9_VrQcudM

>>32571531
shit skin detected

>>32568430
Is that Ian?

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>>32573429

>>32561486
Is that a FAMAS?

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>>32574235
here is something that just happened the other day about cnn and russia

>>32574556
I saw this a few days ago, cnn will make shit up from anything, but to be fair, I was never good at guessing on those computers, had better luck lockpicking

>>32574617
You're not suppose to guess youre suppose to use parren(?) tricks

>>32574617
>guessing
>implying it's random
>implying is too stupid to do simple word math

>>32557547
Nice

Showcasing
>Itallian incompetence
>French suredermonkey

>>32574652
What are you trying to say.

>>32574759
Fallout hacks are easy. it's simple word maths

>>32568390
Those are tornado blankets, debris kills most people in tornadoes.

>>32574791
I mean, I think I got the idea of how it works, but I was too lazy to put in more work and make logical guesses, preferred to just brute force it. I wonder if there are any good mods to place for the computer puzzles, that would be pretty cool.

>>32574814
That's not a bad idea. These were seriously like '''''bulletproof'''''' yoga mats marketed to schools around the time of Sandy Hook.

>>32565777
Wood tip best black n mild

>>32557547
Imagine.
>let's attack the French, they'll surrender.
>men start attacking, getting fucked
>"their must be like nine hundred of them!
>everyone is getting shot
>millions of bullets pouring in your direction
>finally no more bullets
>finds out only nine people
>more casualties to suicide through incompetence

>>32562539
Quit trying to ruin everyone's time and take that shit to /pol/

>>32574397
>>32574407
I wonder if, every time he takes his Makarov PM out, horsehead thinks of this.

>>32571407
the enemy threw a bag of shekels down the barrel

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US Special Forces and the armed forces of South Korea will create a special unit for the operation to assassinate North Korean leader Kim Jong-un in the event of war on the Korean peninsula, Yonhap news agency reported, citing a military source.

It is noted that the squad, which will include from 1 to 2 thousand people, will be created on the American model, but adapted to the specific conditions of the peninsula.

The US military, members of the squad will be subject to South Korean command.

>>32561486
I miss carnikcon :(

>>32574235
C&C red alert 2? Good times and a comfy game

>>32574462
Heh. How did it go later on?

>>32576368
I think the fact that we havent heard from him probably means he has set up a sustainable unnaground ecosystem or was crushed to death by a cave in and his body has yet to be found

>>32558722
he must have had a concussion or etensive ear damage to the vestibulary system and he cant understand nor move, thats why he appears drunk... but this beeing a russian fat ass, he is might again be just really drunk...

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>>32565703

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>>32565553
Yo, the fuckin' guy who made this piece of shit wasn't even from New Zealand. He was some bloody Australian who was in a Miner's strike that was defeated, so he was put on a blacklist and came to our country. He then fuckin' stuck us up with Australia's first shitpost.

>>32576563
Fucking legend. Goddamn auscunts.

>>32568447
My grandpa's brother was killed at the Battle of the Bulge in more or less the same way.
Sherman he was in fired at a Panzer, Panzer took the hit and fired back.

>>32574556
All of these articles are kind of dishonest. They weren't claiming that the pictures were of Russian hacking, they just used them as a background picture. If they used something from the matrix, or a stock photo, it could've served the same purpose.

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>>32571620

>>32573490

Obviously not anon. Ian would be a child during the 70s.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccvr8gt1doI

Maybe a little more /pol/ than /k/ but still

>TFW Gmod is dying

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Not sure what's funnier; the creator Pepe, or his many detractors.

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>>32577765