What would happen if you got shot in the dick?

>>32554829
it would be extremely painful

/r/ing the robocop anti-rape .gif

>>32554829
You'd be Jake Barnes from "The Sun Also Rises"

Poor Jake Barnes

>>32554836
For you

You'd be a girl.

>>32555104
/tv/ pls stop

>>32555104
you had one job

>>32554829
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RMClfa1R4ck

>>32554829
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=l2ASYMc_N3Q&itct=CA8QpDAYAiITCJ3-pc3xrdECFS-wnAodDnAL3TIHcmVsYXRlZEjJw8fq2q-p4EQ%3D

>>32554829
If given the opportunity I'd sue for an exorbitant amount of money, get reconstructive cock surgery and live happily with my 11 inch trouser snake and live out my days doing coke and dicking bimbos.

>>32555286
Enjoy not being able to feel anything besides basic pressure and heat with your flesh dildo.

>>32554836
If I take off the tip would you die?

>>32555414
I'd probably feel numb and empty anyway so it's all good.

Nothing. Id think of tori nonaka before bullet hit and it would bounce off

>>32555425
Kek

>>32555420
It would be extremely painful

>>32554829
Quite a lot of bloodless, probably pretty similar to hitting a femoral artery. You'd better fucking hope you get medical assistance quickly.

>>32555414
Not any different than if he's circumcised.

>>32554829
If you haven't been jewed then your foreskin will capture the bullet in midflight and eat it, adding to the overall girth and length of your dick.

>>32555525
You're a big guy.

>>32554836
>>32555104
>>32555420
>>32555525
>>32555670
please kill yourselves

>>32555680
We got ourselves a hothead over here

>>32554829
You would have heavy bleeding and half of a dick

>>32555680
That would be extremely painful

>>32555692
I hate you and your moldy forced meme

>>32554829
I finally get to be an anime girl like in my dreams

>>32555702
I hate you, you fun nazi.

>>32554843
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aMLwcDggMo

>>32555712
You can already have that done. It's 2017. Either that isn't what you really want or you're just a coward.

>>32555715
What's fun about a beyond stale forced /tv/ meme? You make a post knowing full well that someone will reply to it (or you'll samefag it) and get giddy when someone responds in the exact manner you had planned. Time after time, day after day, month after month, and year after year.

You're worse than doge posters

>>32555732
Yes I do it because someone might respond to it, yes that would make me laugh. I would not samefag because that takes the fun out of someone else replying to it. Why must you go out of your way to try and shame someone because they are having fun?

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>>32555680

>>32555757
Because I fail to see how the forced meme, almost 5 years later, is still funny.

>>32555771
The same reason anything is funny, you think something is funny that others might look at you funny for, but you still think it is funny. I think it is fun because it means I can be a part of another group that I was not a part of. Why should anyone judge what others should find funny.

>>32555546
How would you know?

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>>32555771
> fail to see how the forced meme, almost 5 years later, is still funny

>2011+6
>complaining about stale meems on a japanese animation enthusiast image board

>>32555799
Knock Knock, anon

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>>32555680

>>32555830
Who's there?

>>32555841
Boo

>>32555845
Boo who? (I do believe I see where this is going)

>>32555546
This is not even close to being true

>Am circumcised
>Sex feels great

>>32555851
Awwww, it's okay, anon. Don't cry.

See, that's about the knock knock joke equivalence of bane posting at this point. Though, I am impressed that a knock knock joke was finished...

>>32554829
>What would happen if you got shot in the dick?
suffer a fate worse than reading autistic post on /k/

>>32555862
I got a kick out of it because it was able to be finished as well.

>>32555680
Someone get this hothead out of here

>>32555535
Is it possible to add a tourniquet?

Why hasn't anyone posted the robocop dickstruction video?

>>32554829
I'd die, headshots tend to be fatal

>>32555716
I kek'd hard.
How much time before Youtube deletes this ?

>>32554829
I would kill myself

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>tHIS IS SO FUNNY
>>32554829
>>32554829

FUCKING LOL


PEWDIEPIE-NIGGA RAP

I'd admire their accuracy since it's such a small target

>>32554829
I would impregnate the bullet

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>>32555680
Youre a hot head

>>32554853
Man, Hemingway did a great job capturing the carefree attitude of the character there.
I mean, one can hardly imagine leading the kind of lifestyle the characters in the book (in Paris, no less!) do without a functioning dick, but Jake is just like "yeah it's pretty shit that it doesn't work, but did you not say that your friend had some champagne bottles that needed opening?"

Hemingway was, generally speaking, a fucking G.
I heard it said that he was AWOL for a couple days in the days following D-Day because he found a wine cellar to sit his ass down and drink in. While I cannot verify it, I can definitely believe it.

Confetti would shoot out and two dicks would grow in its place.

>>32554829
you bleed out and die

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>>32555680
calm down

>>32554829
Youd bleed out if the bleeding isnt stopped. And you probably cant have children anymore, if the semen strings have been cut by the bullet.

>>32554829
youd go balls out and fight to the death

>>32555716
Not really the scene you want to watch while eating orange Chicken and rice.

>>32565077
you could always buy some icelandic semen to get ur gal preggers

>>32554829
Congratulate the shooter for their sub-MOA placement

>>32565551
At 800 yards

>>32565077
>semen strings

Well at least you realize it's seminal fluid not just sperm cellls.

>>32565566
Semen string theory is that the cosmos "comes" together

>>32565551
He was aiming at the fucker 30 yards away.

>>32565588
Half-MOA then :)

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>>32555680
>Cranial temperature rising

>>32554829
some guys get hit by ied and lose there dick and pats of there ass some women lose there vaginas as well

>>32566123
Alright... I am 27 and now just got the image of losing a vagina in my head. Like how? Just the labia gets blown off? Does just a chunk of her crotch get blown off?

>>32566622
The insergents apparently know where to aim the ieds that shoot cooper ingots in the area so it blows up the balls and ass also they put dog shit and other bacterial shit in the ieds so when it blows up it goes in that area casuing an infection
Also dick and vagina are just another parts of the body google ied victimes and you will see it

Its not nice

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>>32555680
Hothead detected