Kicks - The most worthless manuever in the world

>>32549637
Kicks are good if you're hitting an opponent on the ground or in general targeting anything at knee height or lower

BAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH


BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Clearly you've never been kicked in the balls.

OP confirmed fag. Kicks are GOAT.

>>32549637
What about a swift kick to the sack?

>>32549637
Holy fucking shit that's hilarious. GO SHEEP GO.

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>>32549855
>mfw i get a swift kick in the sack

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Kicks actually can be used effectively if done properly.
>nut kick
>thrust to chest
>anything to legs
Watch any UFC fight. Kicks are effective if done properly, and honestly they aren't hard to learn

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>not kicking your opponent into a conveniently placed bottomless pit

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>>32550061

This. You teep a motherfucker, it's gonna keep him away. A solid leg kick works too, chop downward Aldo style and you'll make people regret their life choices.

I used to think they were pointless, figured "Why bother with fancy shit when I can just get in range and punch a fucker?"

But that was because I was 276 pounds of mostly blubber that couldn't throw a kick without falling on my arse.

Now that I trimmed up can actually throw kicks without faceplanting, I know that they're damn effective.

Oh, and

>Learn how to do a Question Mark kick
>Become a master of foot-based confusion.

>>32550085
THIS IS MADNESS

>>32549637
>He barely has the balance to hold his fat fucking ass up, much less kick with any force
Thanks for the entertainment

Front kick is fairly useful
>Quick
>Easy
>knocks back/down opponents
>auxiliary door opening function

For actual warfare that is probably one of the most time efficient things to train, since it gives you time to grab your knife/handgun/helm to fuck the guy up while also getting you out of your buddies line of fire.

>be in bar fight
>guy is way bigger than me
>bob-n-weave a little but can't get close enough to hit his face
>step-kick him in the fucking chest
>he falls, smacks his face on chair
>out cold
Worked for me OP.

>>32549637
Stop being a fat Peruvian and maybe you could kick better.

>>32550299
You don't want to kick down doors like that.

If you are kicking or punching someone in a gunfight then something has gone horribly wrong and you should find an improvised weapon like a rock or something. Good luck explaining that to the Koreans though.
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOztk-EidhE&t=2m29s
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YId5KCGhx9I

>>32550429
they plan on fighting other asians who will also be kicking and a kung fu fighting.

>>32550429
Fuck, I am SO glad I'm not a wooden board.

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If you actually know how to throw a kick and know distance and timing it can be pretty effective.

Take a Joe Rogan back kick to the chest and tell me that MOTHERFUCKER

>>32550493
How she closes the distance and gets her feet and shin so close next to the hips is so smooth. That's a beautiful transition.

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And also it works if you have fuck all powerful legs

>>32550429
>11:25
North Korea vs. South Korea dance-off when?

>>32549637
Tell that to the guy I kicked down a steep mountain side in the stan.

>>32550546

Come on, posting Cro Cop is cheating. His headkicks are like, the peak of human kicking power.

>>32549637
What about pumped up kicks?

>>32550085
thats cray cray

>>32550546
>>32550493

>wear helmet
>am now immune to death procs from kicks

>>32550620
Did he have an orange beard?

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Crocop laughs at your shenanigans

>>32550620
Story?

>>32550711
How did you know?

>>32550440
Kek

>>32549637
Just curious, would you get in trouble for putting that fucker down if it was being that agressive?

>>32550722
Not much to it really.

>patrolling nowhere for fuck knows what reason.
>3/4 up mountian side
>some fuck comes at us with knife
>thefuckhecomefrom.jpg
>rifle decides to jam at convenient time
>THIS IS SPATA

Regret sets in as we have to climb down steep rocky mountain side to search body.

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>>32550546
>Cro Cop

Such a scary man

>>32549803
underrated

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>>32550705
Helmets don't protect your neck, or your liver

>>32550766
Lol did he died?

>>32550834
He was pretty dead upon inspection.

>>32549637
Lol, dat goat a asshole.

>>32549637
used to farm goats, you just grab them by the horns or ears if dehorned and crank their neck over about 90 degrees and they will stop trying to butt you

No one tried punching the goat either.

A soccer kick to the ribs would destroy that animal.

>>32550440
This is.... truer than you know. The DMZ was a more interesting, magical place in the past.

>>32550909
Hey at least you got a fucking good kill. You can cheer up some pogs or even be brag worthy to operators since you kicked a haji off a fucking mountain.

>>32549637
"What'd you guys do today?"
"Watched Steve get his ass kicked by a goat."

>>32550381
but it's how you do it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Qu8iHkBHGg

>>32550766
hah
I kicked a crazy bloke that came charging at me with a shovel out of nowhere in a compound we where searching.
>He got about 3 steps and halfway through an allah akbar, fell arse over head, shovel went flying into my knee
>Insanely angry at this point
>Walk 2 steps and punt the cunt in the head

I kicked that motherfucker so hard the next 2 generations of his kids are gunna be brain damaged

>>32549637
How will Operators open doors?

What will Krav Maga be without its most neccessary technique?

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>>32549637
If people actually wanted to harm that goat then they would had killed it by then, if they weren't weak and unfit in the fist place.

>>32553063
I remember you from another thread

Was this the bomb makers assistant?

>>32549637
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Op can't kick!

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>>32550164

>>32549860

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3y9dfeUC-qo

>>32549637
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0uOYLta4So&t=11s

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>>32553650
Yep, only shovel casualty of the entire deployment.
Which either makes me lucky, incompetent or unlucky.

>>32550335
wtf bar fight were you in where you weren't less than 2 feet away and almost instantly tackled by a drunk moron?

>>32553910
that's some nice kick action

Front push kick.

>>32550493
Who dat

>>32549637
OP CONFIRMED MANLET AHAHAHA