>you will never be a glorious Redcoat collapsing line after

>>32542360
>United States-1
>Not so Great Britain-0

>>32542360

Loyalist GTFO

>be a glorious Redcoat collapsing line after treacherous line of cowardly continental rebel scum as your seasoned cavalry charge through their disorganized ranks of inexperienced regulars and cut them down mid-retreat

>LOSE ANYWAY

>>32542360

> you will never be white again

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>>32542360

>Probably makes you forget the fact that the Debt incurred by the French and Indian War is still unpaid, and the French will be looking to help the Americans by tying up logistic lines.

>The French also inspired the Spanish and Dutch to fight against our mighty Empire, and thus, stretched our supply line thin, culminating in the Anglo-French War.

>TFW your delusions of grandeur were just that- delusions.

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>>32542360
>tfw they didn't get to do that either

>>32542607

If it didn't involve shooting savages, the British usually didn't fare well.

>>32542360
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBFpw-459VU

tfw....You will never be a Red Coat and will never get to kiss a kindly General in a ditch.....

Look at all the people who fell for this bait

>>32543018
>>tfw they didn't get to do that either
are you one of those ppl who think the continental line was just kicking ass from 65-83? because they werent

>>32542360
Pretty good, considering my ancestor fucked frenchmen up in Verdun, and ivans in stalingrad.

>>32544588
No I'm aware we got our asses kicked up and down the east coast

>youll never be so bad at warfare that you need to hire hessians to do your work for you and then still lose

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>>32542360
Get this European shit out my face.

This is Murrica.

>>32542360

>tfw Redcoat ancestor betrayed the crown and defected after getting a taste of freedom during the Revolutionary War

MURRICA!

I could have so easily been born in a cucktry like the UK.

>>32542360
>ywn murder german mercenaries in their beds on Christmas morning
it does feel a little bad

>>32542513
america 0.5
france 0.95
uk 0

>>32546729
>America + France=1.45
What did he mean?

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>>32546912
You forgot the "by this".

>>32546930
Good catch thx m8

>>32542360
Pretty fucking good. Besides the fact that I won't be fighting like a retard for a losing side, there's nothing worse in this world than violently forcing people to remain under your power. Fuck that gay bullshit. I like weapons because I can defend my mentality of freedom, not to destroy it. It's the only reason I still prefer the shithole known as america over other shitholes.

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>>32546729

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>>32542360
Going to have a load of butthurt uncivilised traitors replying to your thread telling you that their ancestral butthurt traitors singlehandedly beat the full might of britain, despite France helping them hugely and britain being busy in a very important war with france on the continent.

>>32542360
Neither will you, Mohammed .

>>32546729
Hey France, you doing ok over there? Import one too many sub-70 IQ sub-Saharans?

>>32546997
Nah, we paid the french to win the war for us. But honor goes to the victor.

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>>32546729
>what is math

>>32546997
No, that was my family, asshole.

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>>32542360
I will call upon best ally

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>>32546729
You meant 0.05 maybe...
Good job making frogs look like we can't do simple maths. Raymond Poincaré curses at you from his grave.

And actually it was more 0.5/0.5 anyway. And only in some specific yet important battles like Yorktown.

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>You'll never be a New England hunter picking off young redcoat lieutenants from 200m away with your tricked out longrifle.

>>32546997
My ancestor in the revolutionary war was Hessian and got drunk and captured by the continental army. What now?

>>32548516
Dude, not even MY family did that shit. 10/10

>>32548516
Was he sacked for that?

>>32548577
He became a Lutheran minister in the States since he was a mercenary and most likely didn't give a shit about the war.

>>32548672
My grandma wanted me to become a Lutheran minister for some reason. She knew I wasn't really religious at all, but she thought I'd make a good minister.

>>32548516
Now? You tell me the rest of the story

>>32542360
I can sleep like a baby knowing I'll never be defeated in the most significant military upset of the century

>>32550096
It was not very significant, it was just a colony and there was not much valuable there.
The stuff going on in Europe was far more significant

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>>32547245
Best friends!

>>32542360
>rebel scum
>not the french who won their """"""revolution""""""" for them
At least give me an enemy worth fighting