ITT: /k/ Owns and runs a gun store

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Phased plasma rifle in 40 Watt range

>>32541877
I'm sorry sir, what?

>>32541851
Welcome to /k/'s gunstore, now get the fuck out!

2 weeks later he went out of business.

FIN.

>>32541851
yo you got any bolters

>>32541899
dubs don't lie

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Daily Screenings of Red Dawn, Zulu, , and other war movies in the theater, bbq pits, nudie mags from japan, walk in humidor, liqour beer and wine, grocery store like aisles, Milsurp on aisles 5, striker fired polymer guns on aisle 9, etc, indoor and outdoor ranges with no anti steel case or rapid fire rules, shirt and shoes optional, raffle off anti air guns and shit,military surplus gear foreign sand domestic
"More Guns than Poland!"

>>32541877
Look pal...

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>>32541851
Hey man, you got anymore of those patches?

>>32541851
What would be its name?

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>>32541934
>blue digi camo
>tan gear

>>32541961
The magic place

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>>32541923
12 gauge autoloader

>>32541851
>"akshually..."
>"akshually..."
>"akshually..."
>"akshually..."
>"akshuallyyeeeeeeeeee..."

>>32542065
>h-hello welcome to /k/'s gunstore how c-can i help you
>do you have those extendo clips for the glock
>IT'S CALLED A FUCKING MAGAZINE YOU MICROCEPHALIC CUNTFLAP
>NOW GIT OUT

>h-hi welcome to /k/'s shop and smith h-how can i help
>hello I'd like to add an optic rail to this SKS
>RIFLE IS FINE

>>32541851
We know it's you, callum.

>>32542118
Do you guys sell clip-well kits for my glock?

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hey guys, management wants us to start using pic related as an example for how to make sales. follow it carefully

>>32541851
Hi, I'm looking to go innawoods, what would you recommend?

>>32542203
SKS and spam cans are over there in the slavshit isle, sir.

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>>32542049

>BOOM
"another ND over there, john"

>>32541851
*customer walks in*
>"What do y'all charge for transfers"?
>>y-you too

Do you accept EBT? World of Warcraft gold?

>>32542224
sorry, ma'am we only accept payment in the form of chicken tenders and vintage kool-aid packets from 1999 and earlier

We have a knife counter with an incredible selection, but any time a customer tries to buy anything the clerk laughs in his face and tells him to buy a Sebenza instead.

>>32541851
>OH HERROW I WOULD RIKE TO BUY A ARAXANDA ARMS FEFTEY BAYOWERF AYARE-FEFTEEN PREAS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCbaMqyG2tA

>sir, in addition to the 4473 we also require a mandatory penis inspection

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>>32541899

This. Dubs always has the right answer.

iirc, some anon actually did open his own gunstore a couple months back.

It's called Gunsmith Kats, in California somewhere.

>>32541920
I second this.

>>32542606
Oh shit, I'd seen that guy posting but didn't know the name or location. His shop is less than an hour from me, I might have to go crash it when I need something.

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>>32541851
Don't worry though. A new shipment of Colt branded Dragon Dildos just arrived. Shall I ring you up for three?

>>32541851

Anon: "Hi, welcome to /k/ Funs."

Customer walks in: "Hello, I'd like to see a Glock 22 please."

Anon: "LOL you don't want that meme gun. Muh polymerz."

Cust: "Err ok, how about a SIG 226, I like those too."

Anon: "OH want me to engrave an anchor on that Meme-sickle?"

Cust: "Sigh....just show me anything in .40 cal s&w."

Anon: "HOLD THE FRONT DOOR, you want a .40????? Dead meme round bro,"

Cust: "Ok, I'm out." <leaves>

Two weeks later Anon goes out of business because he is retarded.

>>32542445
>your penis is not small enough to purchase this high capacity assault weapon, sir. the compensation ratio is off. I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.

>>32542818
Holy shit, that's a real place?

One of us or just coincidence?

>>32542329
I kek'd. I've been here too long.

>>32542606
>>32542794
Holy fuck, that guy is a /k/ommando? I've been watching him for years.

>>32542993
Yeah I caught one of his threads when they were setting the shop up, must've been a year or so. I didn't even realize it was an actual shop until now, thought it was just a private collection/workshop space.

I think the dude posted as anon so he might be a regular for all we know.

>>32542794
is probably ATF

>gun selection is strictly limited to AKs, ARs and nuggets

>>32543089
Woah, how'd you know I frequent the Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms threads?

Nah, really though, I just like the idea of supporting a /k/ommando business and they're decently close to me. I need a new regular shop anyway, my one fun store bro quit his place and all the local shops are full of fudds trying to overcharge for shitty milsurp or holier than thou Costa wannabes.

>>32543137
nigga like this ca shop is going to be different. not like you faggets can even buy raifus

>>32543180
Believe me I'm well aware of it, but I still buy guns and gun stuff and have work done and I'd like to do it at a place that isn't full of assholes.

Actually there's one local store that's dipping their toes into gun stuff and might get an FFL soon (they're mostly a gear store but just started carrying uppers) and the dudes there are based as fuck, so maybe I'll have a good gun store nearby soon. I still like the idea of patronizing a /k/ommando store if I have the option, though.

"Hey, welcome in, what can I do you for today?"
"A new hunting rifle? Sure, what are you going for?"
".243 is a cool round up to medium-sized game, and because its parent case is the .308, it's plentiful and easy to shoot."
"Don't worry about what people tell you, you just pick a handgun that feels right in your hands. I don't stock junk so all of them will run just fine."
"I personally like .45 with a nice 230 gr. hollowpoint. Oh, you like 9mm? Hey, that's perfectly fine. I've got 135 gr. flex-locks in one of my 9mm's right now. Hornady mades some great new-production 9mm for defense."
"If you don't see what you'll like, let me know and I'll see if I can order it for you."
"Sorry, sir, no we don't normally stock that. I don't think any of my distributors have that either."
"Have a good one, we'll be seeing you!"

>>32543254
are u in the valley desu