What is your fantasy /k/?

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>>32536581
Pretty much being a detective carrying a 6 round snubbie in a large massive Gotham like city

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Going full punisher.

>in b4 you're compensating for your crippling insecurity as a male figure.

>>32536581
To marry a nice girl (girl) and live in a modest house with an ever growing gun collection and then be able to retire and live out the rest of my days comfortably.

A large regional conflict where the United States commits military power. I love deployment pay and full conventional war sucks dick and in the modern era will probably lead to nuclear war.

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>>32536581
Being an """advisor""" to a rebel group in a foreign country, acting in the interests of the U.S. government. Dealing in human intelligence, managing informants, acting in a non-official capacity. So basically spoopy CIA green beret type shit.

>>32536641
That's a good dream to have anon. I hope you are able to meet a nice girl and live your dream.

before she divorces you and takes half your shit and the resulting alimony and child support means you have to sell all your funs and live in a shitty apartment eating shitty processed meals for the next 18 years while your kids hate you because you are bitter and your ex has some new tattooed idiot boyfriend who lives in your old house with your kids, and has a shitty name like "Nick".

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>>32536641
girls (girls) are pretty good but remember that if it doesn't work out you can always go for girl (boy) because you were "born that way" and definitely not incapable of normal social interaction

>>32536641
Oh, thats a good one.

>>32536680
Who hurt you, anon? ;__;

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I wanna be a flight warrant officer

>>32536702
Michelle.

>>32536641
>fantasy

>>32536581
Lead a group of irregulars in the upcoming second American Civil War.

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>>32536581
>Space. The Final Front.
>These are the deployments of the Warship Enterprise.
>Its on going mission, to exploit strange new worlds.
>To stamp out new life, and new civilizations.
>To operate, were no one has operated before!
>Star Tre/k/.
Will continue if wanted.

>>32536706
make it happen

I'm already working on it, got a good score on the SIFT

>>32536778
Nice. Did you do much studying for it? If so how did you prepare?

Make a lot of money, fuck a lot of bitched, then die.

>>32536581
>having a qt sensitive bf who smells nice and cuddles me every night and loves guns and animu and stuff and we fall in love with each other.


T_T

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To be this guy.

>>32536862

>gun
>gun left

>>32536862
Mr. No plates? Be the real deal at least and go full Vinning.

>>32536581
>become navy SEAL officer for a few years
>retire
>start a family
>get a job with some federal agency, preferably a counter terrorism unit
>retire
>move to a small town
>own lots of land
>own lots of guns
>open up a gym
>live the rest of my life in peace with my family

SJWs and liberals starting a Civil War so I can gun them down in "self defense" and afterwards America returns to some form of sanity again like it used to be not all that long ago.

>>32536677
Hope you like goats

Rebuild the Yamato class battleships, the Bismarck class, the Kongo class, the Takao class cruisers, buy and reactivate the Iowa class, build the Montana class, of course all them will be modernized with computers and such. With this large fleet conduct anti piracy off the Somali coast line bombarding land targets aswell.

>>32536775
Tbh I didnt know I wanted this until I wanted this. Or this mixed with Starship Troopers & the original Halo

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>be part of PMC or mercenary unit
>sent to Africa on some small mission
>shit goes down and end up being part of some crazy historical battle
>survive and write a book
>get a movie deal
>live comfortably for the rest of my life

>>32536956
So basically Black Hawk Down

>>32536929
I don't mind them. But if I was told I'd have to adopt the Hajji practice of fucking them I'd pass

>>32536942
And then stick it in their portholes.

The complete nuclear annihilation of Israel.

>>32536641
Good luck. Reality is a hell of a drugs that smacks hard the closer to 30 you get.

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>>32536581

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>>32536775
WANT

Hitomi Tanaka and Fuko at the same time.

>>32536851
Where have you been? And didn't you already?

>>32536677
Same. Ever since I was a boy.

>>32536581
Peace on earth, and everyone is safe and enjoys all firearms and no one ever dies ;_;

>All liberals start accepting guns and I have someone to shoot can practically with.

>>32536851
i know you're a guy but,
[spoiler]i like qt bois, contact info?[/spoiler]

>>32536775
Do want.

>>32537660
I'm sorry, this is gross, plz stop

>>32537638
Been around, just not posting much lately.

No, I didnt have a boyfriend.

No matter what your feelings are about that sort of thing, you have to admit that dating a trans girl would be very different than dating a man. I want a boyfriend not another girlfriend.

>>32537660
I'm trans and I don't like to be called a guy :/

>>32537673
no homo

>>32537217
>So basically Black Hawk Down

Fuck that epic leadership failure! I'd rather be Mad Mike Hoare but without the followup fuckup that put him in jail.

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Take part in a campaign against the North Sentinel Island and eventually establish the country of /k/ommandostan, eventually becoming a priest in the church of the holy murder/k/ube.

>>32537676
that's okay, sorry for calling you a guy.
I'm going to assume girl then is what you want to be called.

either way
i want some contact info or something, location atleast.

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Live on a massive amount of land that I own, and never have to interact with a human face to face again. If shtf I'll kill any trespasser.

>>32537691
Post email

>>32536702
Probably someone who is sucking Nick's dick right now

>>32537677
Kek

>>32537698
[email protected]

>>32537676
>I'm trans and I don't like to be called a guy :/

Whatever you consider yourself, getting laid and being picky about verbiage is silly. Sex is a meat market no matter what your gender. As I advise my new troops, you aren't getting penor/vagoo/livestock adjust your standards until you get consistently laid, or even move where you'll get consistently laid.

>>32537698
You don't have to be lonely at /k/ommandos only.com

>>32537698
Let me ask you this, how far along are you? Is this a sword fighting scenario?

>>32537709
Its weird i actually have no trouble getting girls. Guys are scary and intimidating and i spaghetti all over the place tho

>>32537712
I lol'd

>>32537708
Emailed

>>32536581
that whole din du nuffin website and the kfc bucket was so cringe worthy and racist and funny at the same time

also a civil war based on race would be the dumbest thing you would want

>>32537676
>I'm trans and I don't like to be called a guy
Well then it's too bad you're a guy then, isn't it?

>>32537759
>also a civil war based on race would be the dumbest thing you would want
This what's the point when half the whites would just bitch about your guns and lack of colored people. Ideological civil war is what we need.

i wanna make enough money and get a system where i can get passive income every month that i don't have to worry about money or work again

>>32536862
To be Michael Weston?

>>32537742
Ehh not much of a fight, it isnt very big, but still too big for my tastes

>>32537774
Don't be a faggot

My only fantasy is that state and federal governments stop trying to ban guns, stop discriminating against fags and just let people too stupid or irresponsible to use birth control (or unlucky enough to have it fail) have abortions instead of forcing them to raise future crime babies. In other words I want all branches of US government stop being dicks to the people they govern.

Great fantasy.

Two chicks at once man

>>32537790
you do understand when the war is over or if it goes on it would be like northern ireland or imagine iraq or what other country with people distruting each other for a long time

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>>32536945
>>32537486
>>32537663
>Stardate 2189.
>We've received distress calls from the Mosinium mine on Sergei Prime.
>Mosinium, an element absolutely vital to the continued survival of the Federation.
>Without it, no FTL travel would be possible. Needless to say we traveled at full speed to Sergei Prime.
>We were expecting anything, a xenos incursion, habitat failure, pirates.
>But... It was far worse.
>"Captain we're approaching now."
>"Good. On screen."
>When the screen pulled up, all of us were shocked.
>THEY HAVE RETURNED.

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A house in the suburbs, a decent career, a wife, and two kids.

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>>32537813
You confuse liberty with license.

You also fail to understand that having standards requires some form of discrimination.

Also, fuck faggots and anyone who sympathizes with the diseased boy-molesting drug addled fucks.

I want to be a Jedi Knight and take on a QT apprentice, only for us to inevitably leave the order after disagreeing with their actions. We then travel to a distant outer-rim planet and lay low, training in the use of the force. We have children together, and teach them too, just waiting for the right time to join the fray once more and defend the Galaxy from tyranny.

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I want one of pic related for the purposes of hunting ragheads in the desert.

>>32537982
Oh, hi phil, long time no see

Still love you bb <3

>>32536775
>To stamp out new life, and new civilizations.

You fell for the abiogenesis meme.

>>32536922
I want this too.

>>32538044
Hi, Mister I Chopped My Cock And Balls Off So I Can Cosplay As A Girl. Do you still have your ex-boything's balls in a jar, or did he abscond with them?

>>32537982
>fuck faggots and anyone who sympathizes with the diseased boy-molesting drug addled fucks.

Woah woah, keep up this common sense stuff and you will offend some people. The only obvious solution is to censor you.

>>32536641
Exactly this, desu

>>32536581
My dream might as well be a fantasy at this point. But I would like to live on a small plot of land in the countryside and shoot squirrels from my porch all day.

>>32537676
You need to seriously seek professional help or end yourself. Fuck, /k/ is disgusting.

>>32537805
I loled at both of those

>>32538113
Now Phil, that's no way to talk to old lover

>>32536581
To live the Fallout universe or have the apocalypse happen so I can be a Mad Max esque hero

>>32536775

>Serving the Glorious Terran Empire

Good dream

>>32536862
Ok, are we talking about Michael Weston in the CIA? During his Burned period, or after he joined the DEA?

You gotta be more specific, man.

>>32538391
Yes, and fuck off. If that's news to you, then gtfo

>>32538432
Either Michael Westen burned period or DEA Sicario.

>>32538420
I see you more as the guy riding bitch with the assless chaps

>>32536641
Retirement is such bullshit.

>have a wife that doesn't have early onset dementia
>live in a less socialist more pro-gun government
>actually get into officer route instead of fucking my career up to the point of officer being barred for me
>split off the military after 15 years and found a PMC
>settle down in SE Asia after years of oper8ting work
>have healthy kids and 3 dogs

if only

>>32538433
This board is about guns and militaria in general, we don't have to cope with your degenerate faggotry and mentally ill trans-cis-dog-identify- gender. If anyone has to fuck off and gtfo for other shithole are you fucks.

>>32536680
Sorry to hear that

>>32537982
>diseased boy-molesting drug addled fucks.
Kys

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>>32538433
NOT A SUGGESTION.

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>join the military during a war with China
>mow down endless chinks with an M240
>go out in a braze of grory by activating a mad max style suicide device
>50+ confirmed kills
>mfw

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>>32538482
>/k/ meets tranny.

Me and a tight knit group of 25-30 people all armed to the teeth get transported back in time and carve out a kingdom/mercenary around the world.

>>32538482
this

>>32536581
no more niggers and spics

KFC is good, stop going to ones in black areas or better yet just stop going to black areas all together

my fantasy is masturbating and rubbing myself on an AK in a bathtub full of prosecco and chicken mcnuggets

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>>32538595

>>32538611
I know a lot of people here think this is a right wing stronghold but wouldn't it be awesome to light up a bunch of Klan members? Those white sheets would make great ballistic charts and just imagine shooting off a corner of a cross and watching it light one of their robes on fire, shit would be awesome. I can't blame upstanding blacks for wanting to ghostbust their lawn.

Real life goals

>join the military
>learn to shoot a rifle and get in shape
>fuck tons of black chicks
>go back to school for computer science
>get some boring ass job that pays me enough to shoot tons of guns more

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>>32536581
To become a happy, confident, successful, and fulfilled person

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>>32537676

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>>32538637
Nah, at least if you were killing niggers you'd be getting rid of people that deserve it and making the country safer. Cleetus and Bubba Jo aren't the ones doing this kind of shit

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>>32538565

To live a quiet life in Wyoming after coming back from the military, and opening a gun store there. A rustic house on many acres of land, away from the big towns. Maybe a wife and kids, if things turn out okay. Oh, and all the guns, jeeps, and ammo I can afford. That's all I want.

>>32536714
Sorry to hear that bud. Michelle is a bitch's name anyways.

>>32538665
This except with white girls and not lolCS.

>>32536763
THIS

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This is your reminder that if you haven't got a CCW yet, do so

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfzvrCwjfLE

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Mow down Nazis with a Ma Deuce Fiddy call.

Mow down Korean commies with Ma Deuce Fiddy call.

Mow down Iraqi Republican Guard with Ma Deuce Fiddy call.

Mow down Daesh Abu Hajars with Ma Deuce Fiddy call.

Chop wood with Ma Deuce Fiddy call.

>>32538611
Stupid hat

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>>32537991

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I WANT EM TO STOP PUTTIN CHEMICALS IN THE WATER

THAT TURN THE FRIGGIN FROGS GAY

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>>32538718
fug

>>32538718
The fuck is this and why haven't I heard about it?

>>32538637
Personally I'd like to see a few dudes with beltfeds and IEDs hole up and ambush one of their marches. Same goes for bubba wannabe Nazis.

Dudes think they're so damn tough marching around with their OC rifles and shit and that they can take on the government and the military, I'd like to see how they fare when faced with the same situations our soldiers deal with downrange on a daily basis.

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>>32538777
nice trips.

also, the kidnapped guy was a missing special needs person.

>>32537279
>tfw 30
>tfw realise I will never marry, own a house, have a collection of guns, or feel comfortable with myself or my life.

>>32538805
Uh huh. When was the last time the Klan had a march?

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Death in battle.

>>32538693
Oh hey qt UwU

>>32538815
Fuck
Is there a news article about it anything? Why did they even do it?
I didnt watch the video cause my wifi keeps dropping, but it looks like a pretty hairy situation.

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>>32538868
No """known motive""" but it's pretty clear why they did it. I can't wait to hear how the media tries to spin this as "totally not a hate crime because blacks can't be racist"

https://twitter.com/AnnCoulter

http://www.fox32chicago.com/news/crime/227116738-story

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>>32536581
And im not even a brit

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>>32538853
hiii

>>32538805
>our soldiers deal with downrange on a daily basis.
"deal with downrange"? Murrifat soldiers just wander around aimlessly shooting at Arab civilians and getting their asses kicked when they encounter a real fight. I'm certain your rednecks could easily take care of that job, granted they're already the ones doing it already.

>>32538847
Quick Google search seems to point to the 'Victory Klavalkade Klan Parade' from December 3, 2016, organised by the 'Loyal White Knights' of North Carolina.

So like, four weeks ago?

>>32538805
You mean you want to shoot up a bunch of undercover feds and old men? The KKK isn't group that's rioting, murdering cops and threatening to burn down neighborhoods right now

>>32538482
I am none of those things. I just don't like you

>>32537646
>>32536677
Gotta learn the language. Get to it.

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I often fantasize about living in an occupied America and terrorizing the occupiers by torturing and dismembering officers. Arranging their organs into soft meat crowns, and sacrificing their souls to Eldritch Horrors.I'd make it a point to not kill grunts if needed. I want to make them think the area is cursed. I want them to talk about the legends and the cryptids in the area with hushed voices and fear in their eyes.

>>32538539
I don't take orders from you

>>32538925
I don't actually want to shoot them up, I just like the image of them getting BTFO'd. I enjoy seeing any form of asshole who talks big getting put in their place.

>>32536581
>the "i'm not racist but" starter kit

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A world where I can enjoy my life.

>>32537982
>Fuck fags and boy molesters
Tough words coming from someone who jerks it to shota.

Do you ever get tired of posting the same three images over and over again Phil?

>>32538868
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>>32538868
>>32538718

https://www.periscope.tv/w/1mrGmNejzAwJy# < police statment on the incident

Dont fret friends they found him and he is okay. Those animals better get necked.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfzvrCwjfLE <video of said event

>>32536581
Get off ADHD, Join Armored Recon reserves while attending University, then transfer into Intelligence with my degree and serve until my 30's or serve until I retire. If I serve until my 30's I would go after Politics and try to change the bad things about my country/province and try to help any efforts with increasing defense budget. Then go for Minister of Defense and help increase defense budget and about of material able to use militarily. Seek the Office of the Prime Minister and then block any interaction with the Chinese and Saudi Arabian governments due to human rights violations. Increase efforts to stop climate change.

Also marry a smart lady who also wants a large family.

>>32536581
retiring and living out my years as a fudd innawoods with a dukw to drive and shooting lever guns and revolvers.

>ctrl+f
>new rhodesia
> 0 results
Just me?

>>32536581
>What is your fantasy /k/?
That people stop creating threads with pics that try oh-so-hard to be fucking edgy.

Seriously, "hurr hurr, I'm gonna show those nigs by burning some chicken and pouring out grape pop". All the guy needs is a Molon Labe patch to complete the look

Shit, a few months ago someone created an /meg/ thread with a fucking lynching as the pic. What the fuck /k/? I've seen shit like that, and people spidermanning threads to death in the last few months, but can't recall anything similar in the 8 years prior that I've been here.

>>32536677
Funny that your fantasy is actually someone's else nightmare
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnItha0K6hY&feature=youtube_gdata_player

>>32536581
I want to be a Medieval Lord

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>>32536581
Oh, I hated the Colonel with his wee beady eyes! And that smug look on his face, "Oh, you're gonna buy my chicken! Ohhhhh!"

I wanna get you in the Georgia Dome on the fifty yard line, while the Dirty Birds kick for three

A Martini Henry with a life time supply of ammo.

>>32540004
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPMS6tGOACo

Fly into a black hole in a SA-43 Hammerhead, listening to Johnny Cash and eating a stack of pancakes.

>>32536641
He actually wants a real girl. He didn't post a smug anime girl. Is there actually hope for the future?

Now I'm getting ahead myself.

Go to war with China or some shit.

My real plans though, join the military, fuck tons of black women, learn to shoot a rifle and get in shape, go back to school and get a nice job to fund guns and tons of range ammo to shoot them as much as I want when I have time.

One of those comfy OIG gigs in a small government agency.

You can have the FBI/ICE/DEA/BATF.

I don't need to deal with any more bullshit.

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closing guantánamo

>>32538418

Put your trip back on, bitch.

>>32536706

Me too

>>32537931
I remember that mosin ftl greentext

>>32537982
Freedom for all, even if you don't like it. You dishonour your country's principles.

>>32536641
I am living your dream anon. I'm 31, have a hot 33 y/o wife who looks 23, no kids fucking shit up, 2500 sf house in a rural area with /k/ tier neighbors, $170k combined income with a lot going to retirement each month, family business that affords immense freedom. Most importantly, collection is 15 funs and growing. Now focusing on ammo and survival stockpile. Married 11 years and neither of us believes in divorce, so that is not something that will bring it all crashing down. The only downside is I live in Commiefornia, so my AR receivers will have to be separated until God-Emperor Trump rescues us.

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>>32538637
If I killed enough grand dragons would that make me a dragonslayer?

Also my fantasy is that every member of the ATF and DEA is lined up and executed publicly. That and all NFA is repealed.

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>>32536763
Are you me?

>Add in a sexy real girl to operate with
>pic related

>>32536581
Colonizing Mars and the belt...basically live inthe Expanse Universe.

>>32538539
I just realized the hammer never dropped on that gun in the gif. I'll never unsee that now.

Be a bladerunner, but for niggers.

>>32536581
Did anyone else even notice he's got the flag backwards?

>>32538847

What's hilarious is that I don't disagree with a *portion* of the stuff you say, but I hate you for the fact that you always go full retard and that no matter how much you try and deny it, no matter how much you vehemently tell yourself otherwise a good amount of your rhetoric is rooted in the fear-mongering and emotionally-charged nature that has removed even the most logical points you hold from the mainstream discussion thereby rendering them slowly into social obsolescence.

You are a symptom of the very disease turning our youth away from listening to us.

>>32536775
>Space Marines and Cosmic VDV doing joint training on Mars
I'm ready

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>>32537676
you're a big guy

>>32536581
Hunting soldiers/airmen who indescriminately kill civilians and hide behind "collateral damage" excuses. The military won't keeps its ranks clean so somebody has to. Weeding out the scum keeps the good-guys looking good.
Your welcome.

>>32536581
Sometimes I fantasize about being an Office Lady's vagina. Like, the kinda woman who hasn't fucked in 20 years. Just being her cunt in her panties for a day.

Not even kidding. I'm just in an honest mood.

>>32536581
This guy looks like a top flite asshole.

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It changes from time to time

Passive fantasies:
>Able to function in society and be the coolest kid on the block while being pro funz
>hunt for all of my food (survivalist forums say one white tail can last a hooman a year at .75 per hooman)
>hunt with my 20" with interchangable uppers
>minimalist rigs
>minimalist ALICE pistol belt that can last me a weeks worth of supplies.

World shattering fantasies.
>be CO of some battalion stationed at my college (covert, plain clothes soldiers, train all afternoon, study all day going towards actual degree)
>be in class when some XOs of comms/HQ/supply company busts in and starts yelling and handing papers to sign
>whole class is wtf'ing
>something something Norks, Something something, Chinese Paratroopers and EM scramble.
>huge Indian contingency on campus and 25% are plain clothes.
>Indian air assault fast rope in with old ass IBAs with pauldrons PASGT and M16A2s
>My unit is mixed with FFL language type
>Army could only spare old woodland BDUs and some MOLLE rigs
>some local Militia fanatics who act as recon and Spec ops (
>with the stipulation they don't get fat
>all under my command
>More info leads to full scale invasion with gulf of Mexico as ingress for OpFor
>My area was Drop zone for forward operations since Dallas is a hub for Economic/ Military ops.
>dropped ZTZ99 and all supply, the bells and doo dads that come with armored infantry
>Fight enemy on MY doorstep
>successfully route them
>Everyone in Metroplex is amazed and i get a new ten gallon hat, my choice of 1911 and some Botas tribaleras
>Chick i like sucks my dick

To stop an active shooter while unarmed, then get easy pussy for the rest of my life

>>32543295

4U

>humans have colonized planets in and beyond our solar system
>all colonies are American
>space commies try and take over
>me a space marine with space Scar-H
Basically becoming US space marine and killing communists

>>32543318
Whatch that edge boy you might cut yourself

Fun fantasies first
>get to be crew of an interstellar exploration vessel
>work security/orbital drop squad and have access to nifty power armor and 22nd century space gats
>fly across the cosmos selling human artwork, guns, patches, and food
>introduce ayy lmaos to human culture and have wacky hijinks ensue when I show a shapeshifting alien race Monster Musume, The Thing, and Freddie Mercury all in one sitting
>fight barbaric hordes of blue space monkeys for their sweet, sweet natural resources and blow up their freaky afterlife tree
>fuck blue space babe pussy
>at the end of the day be safe in the knowledge that my orders are coming from a captain that genuinely cares about me and my Helljumper squad, and isn't beholden to any bureaucrat or corporate suit
>paint badass nose art on the ship
>do tactical orbital drops on to spooky alium planets
>explore deserted space stations and colonies, like UrbEx but with guns, in space, and I'm getting paid for it
>fuck blue space babe pussy

But for real? My real fantasy?
>able to tell my parents that they will live fulfilling and happy lives, get to see and do all the things they want to, and in the end, pass on to the afterlife without ever once looking away or losing eye contact with the people at their bedside
I just don't want them to die in pain, or die stupid, tragic, avoidable deaths.

>>32538829
...are you me?

>>32541675
MOVE OUT

LIVE OUT THE DREAM IN A REAL AMERICA

>>32537676
you're a guy and denying the truth doesn't change that. Seek mental help ASAP

>>32536581
>Trump repeals 922r and NFA
>True Russian automatics
>True German automatics
>True Austrian automatics
>Ammo prices go down
>Gun prices go down
>Learn to reload
>Sleep on bed made of 50k rounds
>Large house with amenities for reloading, storage, and smithing.
>Live like a war lord

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Forging a space faring empire and leading a crusade against those who oppose me or disapprove my actions.

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This largely depends if I become a normal, functioning member of society one day. I've had my first gf for 3 weeks (I'm 23) and still don't know what to feel

If gf is successful
>complete nursing school
>enjoy gf for years
>put ring on gf
>buy minimum 10 acres for farming and operating
>raise 2 sons

If no gf
>finish nursing school
>continue dumping 75% of monthly income into guns
>amass tens of thousands of rounds of ammo and guns that fit my aesthetic and functional wants
>buy as much land as I can afford with a tiny operator cabin
>spend my days working, farming, and operating

Btw, anyone who says you can't cuddle a rifle is wrong

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>be a space trucker
>a freighter with an odd set of solar panels in the center
>cute typhlosion waifu to cuddle with at night
>suddenly pirates
>go to strange small room in middle of ship
>press buttons
>strange sound begins, almost like screaming
>solar panels dissengage from ship
>is actually a god damned Tie Interceptor
>do manuvers that should probably be impossible
>pirated ded
>dock and go back to doing whatever

Tie/IN is now my fav ship cause of how good i am with one in star wars battlefront(new one)

>>32544796
Okay dude. You know what happens when a trans person seeks mental help? (I have)

They get referred to an endo for HRT if they desire.

That's about it. Any ideas you may have of mental health professionals curing the trans and turning a dysphoric individual into a normal person are purely fantasy.

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>>32536581
>become spook
>get sent to enemy country with spook team, recruit rebels and wage guerrilla warfare on the government to destabilize the enemy country and also do recon shit there

>>32544832
Your holiness? You're several millennia early to the Imperial party.

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>>32536680
Shhh, anon. It's okay, we're here.

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>Watch Anime
>Shitpost
>Play games
>Shoot guns
But Im already doing all this and I couldnt be happier.

>>32538721
This is my dream also. All of it.
Splitting wood with my Ma Deuce
I also wished I had gone back to Sulaymaniyah, and worked with them.

>>32544556
>huge Indian contingency
>Dallas
You a student at UTD?

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Throwing all the governors of sanctuary cities out of helicopters and ethnically cleansing America.

>>32545168
oops mayors* (but governors too probably)

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>>32536602
>700 fucking dollars
thanks colt

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>>32536581
>visiting a Euro country, like France
>obviously not armed because lolEurope
>at the eagles of death metal concert that got shot up
>during the panic, im hiding and one of the gunmen is searching for Frenchies to jihad
>I sneak out and jump him, cut his throat or stab him to death with my pocket knife because thats all I have on me
>take his gun, attack the other shooters
>either kill them or chase them out of the building
>become a hero, make the news, become a meme on /k/
>finally feel like my military training paid off and I got to kill some terrorists like my recruiter told me
>feel the same honor of my grandpa who also liberated paris from Nazis
>finally feel like I can join him in valhalla, having earned a right to be there

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I want this beauty

>>32536581
Having sex with two 11-13 year old girls at the same time.

>>32541675
>who looks 23,
GRANNY ALERT

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>>32545151
>Recognized it instantly

Go Ducks

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>become a detective/FBI agent
>get in a unit that actual matters. Missing persons, sex crimes, homicide, serial killers, sex trafficking, ect
>do that for a number of years, then entire
>become a filmmaker/photographer
>drown in pussy at a seasoned age

>>32537982
yes fuck them with napalm in da club

being an adventurer in medieval fantasy world but instead of having shiny armor and bigass sword, I'd be armed to the teeth with body armor, AR, Remington 700, RPG-7 and S&W .44 magnum +several thou rounds

Those mage would do shit when a white hot lead traveling at twice the speed of sound going through them skull

>>32539117
of course not, because that would involve leaving mommies basement. Why actually DO anything when you can make snarky twitter comments while awaiting your 'transition' to the unicorn you always thought you were.

>to become an air force pilot
>to skim supersonic over the desert floor of some godforsaken kebab country in an F22
>to dogfight with kebab pilots

my eyes are shit and my back is fucked, barred from military service

>>32541422
The Constitution isn't a suicide pact. When domestic enemies subvert the law, they cannot realistically expect me to abide them. The rule of law is built on earned trust and respect, so do not be surprised when you find a boot on your neck.

Being on a highway to the danger zone.

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>>32536581
>What is your fantasy /k/?
A girl just out of high school

>>32545543
they're already 18 in their senior year, why wait?

Group of komandos wiping out all massachussettes antigun politicians

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Repealing the assault weapons laws in Massachusetts

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>>32545543
I keep getting getting older, but these highschool girls stay the same age.

Alright alright alright.

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Here's one I'm suprised nobody put yet.

>be driving to shooting event eith several /k/ommando friends in big SUV like Suburban
>geared up in plate carriers and stuff, because /k/ommandos
>loaded up with rifles, pistols, semi auto shotguns
>encounter SJW protest blocking highway
>try to drive through, because fuck protest
>accosted by SJW's and angry basketball americans
>they begin damaging SUV, smashing windows
>they attempt to pull one /k/ommando from vehicle
>GO FULL SAMUEL L JACKSON
>lay waste to crowd
>hailed as hero's for breaking up vengeful bloodthirsty mob

>>32545586

So, sort of like "Unintended Consequences" then?

>ctrl-f
>no shtf except one edgelord talking about killing trespassers

shtf is /k/'s fucking wet dream boys

>>32545660
So pretty much what those retarded tripfags (redundant I know) already did

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Revolutionary War II: Constitutional Infringement Boogaloo

I really wish I had the balls to say fuck everything and volunteer for the Kurds.

>>32538680
>she is charged

So how is it relevant. The system took care of it.

People get angry and protest when the system investigates itself and declines to press charges, why is this distinction so difficult to understand?

Turner Diaries

star wars

whenever I'm in the shower I imagine being a star wars character of my own invention. It's probably an unhealthy obsession.

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>>32545819
Depends how old you are. I make believed I was a Jedi Knight in my head when I was younger. Upto maybe 25.

But I only like 1977-1983 original Star wars, and some extended universe. Yeah I'm a nerd, but also a baller.

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>>32536602
You should like pic related, then

>have rifles in 223, 6.5CM, 26 Nosler, 338LM, 50BMG, 20mm for long range shooting
>have targets going out 3 miles in 100 yd increments with electronically controlled pop ups and cameras near each one as well as horizontal movement capability on each one.
>have, for all practical purposes, infinite match grade ammo and barrels for each rifle
>good suppressors for each rifle
>spend two days per week there, just plinking away for fun

>>32536581
Participating in a race war driving a M60 tank or using a M240B, gunning down nignogs and minorities while saving europe.

>>32536775
This
>we hfy now

>>32538482
This

>>32546070
nearly the same here. make a gun ship out of a AN-2 and spay bullets on nogs.

>>32544556

Are you fucking 12?

>>32544914

Look, I support your equality, but at the same time you must understand why folks would call you a dude. If you're a dangler, you're a dude.

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>>32546222
They're fantasies man.

>>32545531
>Arbitrarily decide which people are domestic enemies
>fags are enemies of the state
>people who get abortions are enemies of the state
>anyone I don't like is an enemy of the state
>enemies of the state deserve to be curbstomped
Spoken like a good jackboot.

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>>32536581
>What is your fantasy /k/?
Unhindered imports of foreign guns/ammo, full auto and all.

>>32538907
>Klavalcade Klan Parade
My favorite part about the Klan is all the stupid names they have for everything. The first Klan members were probably just a bunch of rednecks who wanted to make their own sekrit club of Freemasons where they complained about niggers and Catholics and then fucktards came in and ruined it for everyone else.

>>32540128
That sounds real good to me ;_;

>>32536581
A rolling firefight in a large indoor stucture in full kit with gas mask thanks to leaking fumes and teargas.

>>32539003
Yeah? Fuck you too.

>>32539433
Probably backlash due to all the rampant faggotry on /k/ that you were fine with

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>>32540352
>didn't post an anime girl
>hope for the future
You off your meds again?

>>32536714
Thanks, Obama

>>32536581
What level of dream?

>real
To have a quiet life
>semi-realistic
Live in a nice cabin in the woods with solar power away from civilization. Hunt, fish, garden all day away from other humans.
>barely possible
Create and android superbody for myself, have an island with a lab where I conduct experiments and create an android waifu for myself
>comically improbable
Have a body which transcends the boundaries between living beings and machines, be immortal, explore the universe freely
>retarded
having all kinds of crazy powers, traveling to other dimensions, fighting higher-dimensional beings as a hobby

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To protect my ancient civilization and church against takfiri scum alongside my woman, then tend our hard-earned date/sheep farm after victory in eternal dignity, raising many children.

:(

My fantasy is fucking insane but a man can dream
> Wake up in my bed
> I'm not a fat fuck anymore im not fit with some godlike reflexes
> Go to college and impress everyone
>WW3 breaks out
> New cyber soldier program comes out
> apply for it and go though rigorous training and earn my stop as the first cyber soldier
>preform commando missions and become a hero
>Find a slightly taller than me dom qt
>Have cybercharged sex with a few kinks involved.
>Jesus comes back to earth after ww3
>everyone goes to heaven even souls in hell are given a second chance
>win

>>32548274
meant to say I am fit

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>>32536922
Same, I want anarchists or communists to try something.

Ideally this scenario but I'm part of a counter revolution and the old government is totally toppled. I don't consider myself very far to the right but if it came down to left wing cuck squads and right wing death squads, I hope they have a pair of jackboots in my size.

I also want to have a huge family and land with lots of dogs. That'd be nice.

>>32548505
Fuck you. Anarchy is liberation. These cages of steel must be destroyed. That includes commies as well, don't think I mean any kind of half-assed political revolution "Anarchy ". I don't plan on rebuilding the shackles in a prettier way, it's all going down.

I want to have sex with an obese woman.

>>32548574
So your mother?

>>32548536

You're not gonna do shit. You're either fat, skellington or skinnyfat. Your greasy hair and anime faggotry don't lend themselves to men of action. You're a fag.

>>32548774
Being fit isn't going to help me shoot stronger. And I am relatively fit, I'm skinnyfit. I was joking I don't actually plan to start a revolution myself but I am for anarchy. I'm just too autistic to gain a following and I don't really want to be famous, I just want to be completely free even if it kills me. If the government allowed people to peacefully secede that'd be great but that probably won't happen.

>>32536581
To be satisfied with and challenged by my work, to be paid a comfortable wage for doing it well, to own the roof over my head, and for my wife and myself to be generally healthy and happy. You know, the basic American dream.

>>32548751
no she's never been too big more like my babysitter or my elementary school music teacher

>>32536581
Sometimes I think about moving to a more isolated area. A cabin in a free state, maybe not too close to town... A fireplace and a dog, that sort of thing. Maybe a beat up old truck to drive around. Go shooting whenever I want out back in the woods.

But I have no money to up and leave civilization and I think I'd still need good internet to keep myself occupied if I'm fully alone 24/7.

>>32537676
therapy, not surgery, you massive faggot

>>32536581
I just want a farm and ride horses. Maybe raise some chickens and grow corn. Hunt a little. Also invest in some solar panels and live off grid. My fantasy is to live a simple life with my fiance and feel the earth through my soul.

>>32550710
same, but I don't like horses. I want to raise goats and sheep and get all the hipsters in Austin to buy my grass fed goat and lamb meat.

>>32536641
that and 3 kids. looks like it probably will never happen though.

>>32536851
Yeah, I'm gonna need to see some pics... For educational purposes.

>>32548923

No, but being fit is a huge part of successful warfare. Even the emaciated VC and the wiry Afghan had a better baseline of warfighting fitness than you because they were used to continuous strain and hardship.

You? You're just a fag.

>>32536922
"Aw gee George, tell me the story again."

Killing dirty Turks in a grand inftranty charge

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>>32536581

Having a day of the rope in Germany and storming the city council, wearing my great grandfathers brownshirt uniform, to make the traitors that ruined our country pay.

To be the only female platoon leader to earn command respect through blood, not gender quotas, and then spend my dwindling days covered in scars and bitterly drinking. Bonus points if its from an American civil war.

I had a similar fantasy for a European civil war, except it ends with a French medic with a tiny mustache smoking a whole pack of cigarettes and shaking his head while I bleed out on a kitchen table.

I'm fun at parties, I promise

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>>32551493
You there. I like you.
Have hitler riding a rainbow

>>32536581
Finding good place to shoot at in the STL.

Marry the girl I'm in love with, publish my book and get millions after it becomes a wildly successful movie, buy lots of guns, live in nice manor house away from people, maybe in the mountains, shoot guns and play vidya with my beautiful wife, and not have kids.

>>32536581
>Oper8 for a few years
>finish school
>work in architecture
>collect guns
>settle down with wife
>have 3-5 kids
>become augmented post-human in old age
>be one of the oldest beings on the planet, get to tell all the new robots what is was like to be made out of water

>>32551493
>wearing my great grandfathers brownshirt uniform
Got any pics?
SA uniform?

>>32551585

Soph?

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>>32548181
I bet her bush looks like someone cut up a bunch of brillo pads and used them to clean up a mixture of coffee grounds and chewspit

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>>32551715

Danke

>>32551830

Yes it was an SA uniform and it is said that he was among those who torched the synagogue in 1938 but what we know for sure that he fought off communist trying to storm the citiy council in 1924 when they tried to secede from the rhineland, the frenchies turning a blind eye on that. They fought them off and the commies and seperatists failed.

I am not at home now but 500km away where I study, I will try to remember to take pictures next time when I am at home

>>32551815

You too?

Except for the Rchitecture part

>>32538438
Goddamn his acting pisses me off.

THAT ENTIRE SHOW he couldnt CONTROL THE tone of his VOICE. ALL OF HIS LINES SOUNDED LIKE HE WAS TRYING TO YELL QUIETLY.

Captcha Golf UCUM

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>>32552562
God bless your grandfather.

My grandfather was also in the SA and later Waffen-SS. He died on the eastern front in 1945. Served most of his time in the 1st SS, but died in 5th SS after being severely wounded and returned to the front.

>>32537676
>I'm trans and I don't like to be called a guy :/
but you are a guy

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>>32536581
Most of my fantasies involve Trans-humanism, because being a cyborg, super soldier, or Ayy lmao would be badass.

>>32536581
to Kill dude in OPs pic and take his AR

I wanna grab laser rifle and go onnaplanet. I want to see foreign stars, wear power armor, and live on a space ship that I use to tool around the galaxy making ends meet with odd jobs and shit.

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>>32536581
Supreme Court decides all federal and state level gun control laws are unconstitutional and I can mail order an m16 from the sears catalog.

>>32545867
I'm 22. If I'm still doing this in 4 years I'll let you know senpai.

>>32553825
iktf anon

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>>32536775
I need this

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>>32536641
Never get married anon.

>>32552541
still would

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>>32554120
>mail order an m16 from the sears catalog.
Not just yes, but fuck yes.

SS revival squadron leader
Still wearing Feldgrau, still with the infamous ᛋᛋ, still looking fly as fuck with Hugo Boss contracted to design and manufacture barracks and parade dress.
HH

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>>32536581
To get out of Connecticut

>>32538563
as a m240L gunner myself. this would be fucking cool. until my position gets swarmed by gooks when I run out of ammo.

>>32537795
Me too

>>32536581

Finishing nursing school, get my commision in the Guard. Balance my work and home life. Teach my kids to be better people than me. Maybe build a Westfield FM. Talk my wife into letting me bang her sister.

>>32546418
Kinda like how 4chan invented the alt-right on accident?

>>32539117
HI there pot, have you met the kettle?

>>32539276
Are you me?

>date a marine
>marry said marine
>shoot guns and cuddle
I'm a [spoiler]boy[/spoiler] going on a date with a really nice marine in a few days

>>32554164

Why are women trash?

>>32537858
Underrated post

>>32555575

We would have figured.

>>32555861
Not all, only the ones like in that pic.

>>32555575
You fatty fag fag.

...


How's the sex?

>>32555902
Except that's where you're wrong.

They're ALL like that. Every single one.

Oh, you'll find out alright. The hard way.

>>32538849
almost as gay as the 72 virgins that await terries.

Be the cool OpFor guy that doesn't die.

>>32555910
haven't had it yet because I'm not a slut

>>32555902

Most.

>>32538849
Sorry to be the one to tell you but Valhall is a consolation prize for those who die on foreign soil to far away to be buried in the family burial mound (Hel).

>>32538091
>abiogenesis meme
>meme
What do you suggest, then

I think my ultimate life would have played out like this:
>join military at 18
>become special forces of some sort
>do cool missions
>get out at 25
>somehow join my favorite band as a keyboard player or some shit
>tour with them around the world for a few years
>join the astronaut program
>go to space
>come back
>find a beautiful and loving wife
>get chosen to be one of the first Mars colonists
>Wife comes with me, but children decide to stay on Earth
>Write a book about my life and exploits
>Die with my wife beside me, as I look on the terraformed part of the planet we live on, with the Martian sunset on the horizon

>>32537982
>Freedom for all
>Except for people that I don't like.
Kill yourself.

>>32537813
This
Liberty isn't a one way street

purging the women, degenerates, jews, muslims, liberals, and niggers from society

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>>32538565

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>>32555995
That's beautiful, anon.

>>32556038
Also, whites.

>>32555995
Shut up Phillip Fry.

>>32555918
Sup /v/.

>Ridiculous firearms laws in the UK repealed
>Own a cosy farmhouse on a farmers land (farmland, if you will) and the farmer hooks me up with quality meat/his daughter as long as i basically be his game warden
>strolling around the beautiful countryside, rifle on my back and loyal doggo at my side
>phone vibrates, it's the BBC news app
>Theresa May hanged for treason
>sit on a tree stump and watch the sun set while doggo rolls around in the dirt being a goofball

Oh and because it's /k/

>sun goes down
>skinwalkers come out
>swap hunting rifle out for SCAR-17, white ash covered ammo and thermal goggles
>doggo gets his gameface on
>remove_cryptid.png
>next morning farmer gives me a knowing look, a solid handshake and mumbles "thanks son"
>farmers milf wife and 10/10 daughter are grateful that they are safe from the horrors that live in the British countryside
>contemplate my eternal vigil against the monsters
>doggo contemplates licking his balls


a man can dream

>>32536581

>Go back to active duty
>Come back
>Pick up Homeland Security major with minor in Environmental Science
>work for forestry service or border patrol
>spend 20 years doing S&R, anti-poaching, drug interdiction, etc
>in the meantime, buy 10-20 acres that backs up to public land
>build rustic farm with essentially a 20,000 acre backyard
>marry this girl I know that keeps trying to initiate a relationship
>travel after retirement
>die fighting a grizz

>>32556166
You forgot salt, copper, and blood

race war

SHTF/ race war/ revolutionarywar2.0.exe/ ww3.webm/ red dawn.rar

Any of these would make me happy. Gear up and go. Meet up with my fellow komandos depending on if wifi still up to message/post meeting points for /k

Team up and form semi military ranks. As a nurse irl, lead a civilian outreach program to help those effected by spics/nignog chimpouts s/ Asian invasion /sjws and the likes to gain more well liked views on armed civilians.

Sons of the revolution/civil war

>>32556302
Are you me
It just seems like a damn fine life.

>>32557443

I've met men with hundreds of thousands of dollars in yearly income that called hiking a well-beaten trail adventurous, with wives that cheated on them and kids that hated them.

I've met men who made middle class money with elk, grizzly, wolf and muley mounts, guns they actually shot, wives that would ride the river with them and kids that always loved them.

I was born into a backwoods family, taken in and raised by southern gentry, and I'll take the former all day.

Because if I'm stuck in front of the TV, doped out on oxycontin and spilling my cereal at midnight when I'm 45, I'll appreciate it greatly if you boys would just go ahead and shoot my ass.

Adventure, war and sport are the highest callings of man.

>>32536851
If you can bear me children I'll be your cute boy ;)

>>32557847

It's a man.