Da Uglies

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>>32522896
>Taurus

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>>32522896
Is that thing fucking real?

Jesus christ I puked my lunch

>>32522896
it's cute. finally guns marketed at women that aren't bright pink

>>32522896
that looks so fucking disgusting

>>32525691
That's great. I love it. I want it. What is it for?

>>32522896
>Taurus
>Spectrum
>Miami, FL
Is this a joke?

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>>32522896
>>32523895
Both of these look like they were designed by women.

>>32525722
Here ya go
http://modernfirearms.net/handguns/hg/ua/shevchenko-psh-e.html

>>32524993
>hi cap magazine fed lever action
And that's how I had to explain a boner in a playground.

>>32525756
Thank you.

>>32525756
Oh wow. It's worse than I could ever imagine. How did Ukraine fuck up so bad? Impressive.

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>>32522896
"One of the most distinctive features of the new guns is the color variations that are available. Both black and white frames will be available with a variety of color inserts to add a vibrant personality to the pistols. Additionally, slide colors of black and stainless will also be available giving a shooter a wide palette from which to draw when selecting his or her own pistol.How many different color combinations will be available at launch remains to be seen, though I have sources that indicate 'more than 10' are likely. Insert colors, also called accents, will include:

>purple
>teal blue
>gray
>cyan
>FDE (flat dark earth)
>mint
>black"
BRAVO TAURUS
http://www.gunsholstersandgear.com/2016/12/23/taurus-spectrum/

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>>32522896
In comes in flavors besides fresh mint, including mint chocolate chip, oreo, and rocky road.

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Ugly, but really fuckin fun

>>32523895

Motherfucking why.

>>32523895
>>32525885
At least Taurus is trying something different instead of what every other company is doing.

>Oh look, another double stack polymer striker fired handgun!
Lookin' at you CZ

>>32525858

That's actually so sex

>>32526090
This. At least they try to be innovative.
Looking at you Glock. Make a carbine for fuck sakes

>>32525885
It's meant to be carried clipped into a front pocket like a knife. It actually works pretty well for what it's intended for.

>>32522896
>>32525745
>>32525828
>>32525858
Marketing guns towards women, homos, and snowflakes.

I like it.

>>32523895
Does this thing have any practical sights besides a laser pointer?

>>32526457
Nope. Apparently you can use those lines painted on the back of the slide as a rudimentary sight but I can't imagine it'd work very well.

The Curve really isn't designed for any kind of ranged shooting, it's more like a more effective alternative to a knife.

>>32526434
Im a homo and id rather throw rocks that shoot that shit

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>>32525877
It kind of sucks at executing watermelons, though.

>>32525877
Someone should make one for an AR 10, make a belt fed mod and mount it to a truck.

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>>32525185
Bright pink, you say?

>>32527697
>Cobra
It's ugly without even being pink

>>32522896
Finally Taurus comes to terms with the fact their guns are on the Autistic Spectrum by naming an Autistic looking pistol the "Spectrum"

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Its one step away from 90's camo

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>>32522896
I'm just gonna leave this here

>>32527832
2 for 1 package!

>It also doesn't extract for shit and stovepipes almost every round
>maybe I need to actually shoot it more than the one time

>>32528199
>C96
>ugly
pick one

>>32528220
He's purposely trying to make people like you reply.

>>32528351
>moonrunes
>handle worn smooth
>patchy patina
Pretty ugly specimen desu senpai

>>32528198
Fuck you buddy I'll kick your ass in nothing but my 90's Solo cup pattern printed socks

>>32525877
viable grenade launcher 2bqh

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>>32522896
The beast

>>32525858
I like this one

>>32528198
>looks up to see if someone can hydro dip a high point like this

>>32523895
DAAAAAAMN taurus looks like THAT?!

I dont give a fuck, I think the turqoise on white spectrum is sexy.

>>32530899
Kek

>>32523895
>>32525885
ERGO
R
G
O

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>>32522896
>>32530899
Steal his style

>>32522896
Buying my wife this taurus so I can get my 442 back
>>32523895
Might buy a curve too, they look neat.

>>32531296
Upvoted

>>32531338
You ruined it.

>>32531296
I chuckled.

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>>32525718
what!? Was that a saiga 12 at some point in it's abused lifetime

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>>32531296

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>>32531868
A Goram beauty! A Callahan full-bore auto lock with a custom trigger you sad sack!

>>32524993
Eat shit that's dope as fuck

>>32525718
It's Vera

>>32525769
If you like that, then I just sawed off the Nerf version of this thing to make a lever-action calvary pistol. Absolute bitch to cock though, especially given the higher spring tension in my version.

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I ain't gonna lie, I like this color way...