How would you defeat such a deadly weapon?

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>>32518711

With the secret "my nuts to your fist" style

>>32518711
A deep butthole should swallow that right up.

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>mfw when reading this

>>32518711

>Remove clothing.
>Erect senor penor
>Begin helicopter dick
>Yell "Kaizoku ou ni, ore wa naru!"
>Begin running at enemy.
>Begin rubbing nipples.
>Unleash the fury that was whiskey and hot wings from asshole while running.

>>32518711
He is obviously about to break some knuckles.
I'd just take that fist with my forehead or just parry it into my elbow, f I didn't do a 101 things by the time that haymaker came my way.

>>32518711
I'd insult his babby hands

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>>32518711

>>32518711
Is /k/ really this retarted when it comes to CQC?

>>32518711
Keltec PF9

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>>32518711

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Easy, I pull out my gu--