Alternative Weapons for Keked Countries

>>32488416
Just carry rocks around, and then throw the rocks when you need to.

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>>32488416
Uncle in Nevada has a BD gun in his garage where he practices on a dart board. He owns like 6 guns as well, but this really got my attention.
Why aren't Europeans stealthily killing niggers with poisoned blowdarts in Germanistan and the New London Caliphate?

>>32488431
I made one at home and it worked pretty well after I watched this https://youtu.be/YgT8I2uxJ6o

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>>32488471
I wish Europeans would just roll down car windows, poke a nigger or two, then drive off.
If 1 in every 10 Europeans did this at least once, Europe would be cleansed.
Boot knife coming through.

>>32488431
Bc blowguns are illegal in britbongistan
No joke if I have a copper pipe thats fine if I decode to call it a blowgun its illegal

>>32488668
Really? What if hypothetically I was to have brought one back from France as a 10 year old and customs didn't give a shit and I used it to shoot sacks full of grass cuttings in my garden?

>>32488431
>>32488544
Reminder that racism isn't funny or cool, and it is a bannable offense on all boards besides /b/ (and you're currently on /k/, not /b/).

>>32488850
t. Asshurt newcuck

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>>32488858
>and he calls him new

>>32488888
Funny pic bro lol! Sso /K/

Upvote !

>>32488544
>boot knife
ice skates?

>>32488416
Sweden
Co2 gun

In 99% of all self defence cases drawing is enough, so it works. Also have a multitool with a decent knife

>>32488888
Waste of quints

>>32488416
I live in America and in a state with somewhat favorable gun laws, but if you ask me, you guys should start using millwall bricks and such. All you need is a newspaper and a pocket full of change. Nobody can arrest you for having that shit on your person. You could even add a house-key to the mix...this is all hypothetically speaking of course.

>>32488416
Kubotan and pepper spray.
Knives are actually allowed in germany (legal to carry up to 12cm blade length), but their usefulness is... disputed. Legal consequences have to be considered after all.

>>32488544

nice boots w2c?

>>32488431
>>32488544
That's how you get a major search operation on your ass. Also a few refugees rioting and the rest staying in their homes from then.
...
Damn, you're onto something there.

>>32488544
Same could be said for America.

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>>32489067
Beautiful isn't it?
>>32489046
I didn't even know the let Germans carry butter knives.
>>32488899
Nope.

>>32489280
Knives that are sharpened on both sides are illegal in several places.

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>>32488940
We need more shit like the millwall brick.
I remember hearing somewhere where someone would put a sock around a huge metal lock and use it as a weapon.
Shit you can't get caught for.

>>32488850
Fuck off sjw kike

>>32488416
All you need is about $2 in pennies and a tube sock.
>put pennies in sock
>tie a knot in sock so pennies can't escape
>swing penny sock like a flail and smash people in the face with it

>>32488858
>>32488894
mfw this fag caused quints to go to waste

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>>32489316
Found it.

>>32488850
bait

>>32489440
>Stand issue side arm for the NYPD

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If you're skilled enough, I hope you know you can even craft your own guns.
Here's a 22lr a poacher in Italy made to kill birds.

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>>32488416
Just carry gasoline in a water bottle with a lighter in your pocket

>>32489496
Handmade guns are useless without ammunition.

>>32489590
>being able to craft a gun
>not being to able to craft bullets
If you're able to do one, you're most likely to be able to do another.

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>>32488850
>racism like iznt funny lol!!! its uncool and mena!!!
>gus!!1 im i enfording da rulez right!????
Get out.

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>>32488888
checked

>>32489633
>>32489654
Here we go again.

>>32489677
>>32489654
>>32489633
Aaaannd threads dead

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>>32489677
Don't pretend to be me!
I'll tell one you!!!

>>32488888
quints don't lie

>>32489695
Fuck you guys you're not the real me

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>>32489708
Stop pretending to be me or I will destroy you.

>>32489628
No, not really. You can't make modern, reliable ammunition in your shed. Primers and powder takes a bit of chemistry knowledge, not the mythological drill press and files.

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>>32489721
FUCK NO MORE (You)'S

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>>32489721
Goddamnit how will I spread my glorious name across the interweebs now?

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>>32489762
I leave for 1 fucking month and come back to this shit? Fuck this, fuck all you. I will find and destroy all of you.

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>>32489808
Because I am the one true Hunter 3-1 Actual

>>32489795
Bring it on imposter.

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Is this a humor thread now?

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>>32489832

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>>32489831
Matt Damon!

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>>32489844
Might as well try to salvage this shit show with some humor.

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>>32489869

>>32488416
>kicking someone with the top of your foot
Enjoy broken ankles, faggot.

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it's like a battle belt of melee weapons

>>32491240
This right here
People underestimate a good old shanking with a screwdriver
And the nail puller onna hammer, let me tell ya, it will be more than teeth that the fucker will be missing if you catchem in the face with that

>>32488416
that shit will still send me to jail, i would just wear my steel toe boots.

>>32489507
Go put some gasoline in a bottle, report back with results.

>>32488850
Fuck you, nigger.

>>32489316
Smileys are fun. Bandanna and a pad lock use to carry one when I was a little nigger

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>>32489844

10/10

>>32492296
Smileys what?
>>32492280
>>32489507
Lel african tier

>>32488416
Looks like a good way to fuck up all those lovely, relatively delicate bones on the top of your foot.
Fuck that.

>>32492350
thought that too whats wrong with good old steel cap boots if you plan on kicking

>Bulgaria
>Bible

>>32492040
I used to carry a crescent wrench

>>32488842
Well, as with everything, if you don't get caught you're fine

>>32492439
customs didn't mind

>>32492453
>>32492439
Anyway that was like 15 years ago. It's long since gone now

>>32488842
OI GIT BACK 'EAR WIV DAT LETHAL ASAULT WEPON YOUR GOIN TO JAIL FOR A LONG TIME KID

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>>32488850

>>32489305
ah yes, ancient german law and it's definition of swords.

Their "big knife" is one of my favorites.

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>>32488416
Thing is , theres allot of people who conceal carry in belgium and france . Its not legal but Sssssssssssssshhhhhh

>>32488899

No you're thinking of knife boots.

>>32488850
Nigger

>>32488416
I always have one of these around my neck, should be fine for eurocuck laws too

It's only about 1.5in long, but extremely sharp and would be great for shanking someone 20 times on the quicks, prison style

No one has ever noticed it in public. If they do, they'll just see the cord and think it's a necklace or something. Hang it around your neck and use surprise to your advantage. Act all drunk and happy, act like you're gonna give some nigger a cig and cut him up before he knows what's happening

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>>32495366
forgot pic

>>32488850
Niggers gonna nig.

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who chainsaw home defence master race here?

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But, I thought euro's didn't need weapons with all their laws against violence?

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>>32488850
Is this that same bait posting PC cuck annon who post "NSFW, reported" on posts lately

>>32489748
What is a single action revolver and matchsticks at propellant. It won't compare to modern powder power, but it would work. Iirc I read about matchsticks as powder form a guy who reused a empty shell to fire a bullet. Even reused the primer.

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>>32488850

>>32489869
>>32489844
>>32489832

how is this funny?

I just carry a small folding knife I used when I was in the scouts.
Never had to use it, not even when I lived in some dodgy neighbourhood in Rotterdam.

>>32489440
Weapon of choice for inmates looking to beat down someone.

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>>32488850

>>32492280
It won't melt lol. That's not how it works.
I bet you didn't know you could boil water in a plastic bottle either did you.

>>32489748
You can buy shells, powder, primers and bullets separately without any restrictions in Sweden at least. Don't know how it is in the rest of yurop but it shouldnt be too different.

>>32488850
nigger

>>32489440
Lol I made one of those when I was a little kid and I thought I was so clever. I didn't have internet back then so I think it was an original thought.

Its sorta like how different cultures developed a bow and arrow except I was being a little shithead kid instead.

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>>32488850
(you)

>>32489507
that's more a Maryland thing

>>32488850
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhqeNUFCyI0

>>32491240
When the immigrant goes to rob you, give him your pack of smokes and play the long game. It'll kill him eventually.

>>32488850
Fuck off nigger.

>>32488850
when Christmas break kids are on 4chins

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>>32488850

Any1 got a knife belt?

>>32488416
Whats the point of carrying 'alternative weapons' if using anything to defend yourself gets you tossed in jail and/or fined into oblivion. Instead of working around your tyrannical laws stand the fuck up and tear down your fascist owners.

>>32498000
checked and keked

>>32502211
Your post us stupid af. Are you implying its easy to get guns in europe?

>>32489046
kubotans are illegal in california. any sort of baton-type implement intended for use as a weapon is illegal.

If you walk with a cane for defense it's illegal. If you carry a baseball bat in your backseat for defense it's illegal. you can have them for their legitimate purposes, but it's the intent as a weapon that makes them illegal.

>>32502211
If you live in Paris or Berlin and get in a street tussle with a nigger and knock them out with some shit its a whole different world from shooting them with an illegal pistol.

>>32502247
Explain plz frog.

>>32492280
soda bottles work fine for gas, solo cups don't.

personally I'd use ethanol. burnin brownies with INVISIBLE FLAMES

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>>32488850
>mfw /k/ used to ban people for saying 'nigger'

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>>32489633
Why is this my favorite meme?

>>32491240
When I was 17 and on a construction job, I wore my belt every day, work or not.

>>32492040
This guys got it right.

>>32502256
I imagine if you shot someone with a gun in paris you could literally be labeled as a terrorist and imprisoned for the rest of your life when they look at your computer and see anything that doesn't match what they want.

>>32489507
Also carry a second bottle cap with holes in it tied to the bottle.

Quickly unscrew the first cap, apply the second, the spray using the lighter as the pilot.

You could just as easily splash people if you don't have any time to prepare the cap.

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>>32488850
Damn, he got me.

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>>32488850

>>32488850

True,
And neither on /pol/

>>32488850
hey, you wanna watch me not get banned?

NIGGERS

see? :^)

>>32488850
reddit

>>32502413
Never seen this shit before
Bretty gud

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>>32495411
>>32495366
i have this in my belt. great for quick draw.

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>>32488850
Reminder that propaganda filled robots that can't see the objective truth are on this board.

GAS THE KIKES. RACE WAR NOW!

>>32489831
Look at me i am hinter 3 1 actual

My girl friend is fat lol

I am gay rape my face

>>32496282
Comical images are subjective. And you're retarded.

>>32488416
In my experience if ypu hit hard enough you can fuck someone up with a selfie stick. Just cut off the cord so that shit isnt flying around

>>32497262

Fucking day/k/are over here.