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All of the wrecks of warships ever sunken suddenly rise up and attack. Their crews take the form of zombies and ships are instantly restored to combat-ready condition with all the fuel and ammunition that they need to fight. The ships will attack any other surface vessel that they encounter exept other than other "Risen" warships and if two or more "Risen" warships meet they will team up against the smooth-skins. The ships will not run out of fuel or ammunition under any circumstances. The Zombie crews have a hivemind similar to tyrannids so they can coordinate their actions perfectly. Their goal is to completely take over the oceans by force.

You are the commander of the international task force sent to take back the oceans from the undead menace. What is your strategy?
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Ignore them.

The turrets would have fallen out of every ship and small caliber barrels too rusted away to function.

Basically not only do the dead need magic to reanimate, they also need molecules aligned because THEIR BODIES ROTTED AWAY COMPLETELY.

If magic fixes the ships weapons then I guess I'll stay the fuck out of it and let the wizards unfuck the bullshit they probably started in the first place
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>>32469020

Just to clarify, when I wrote "restored to combat condition" I meant "like completely brand new." All broken machinery is instantly replaced and the hull is restored to whatever condition it was in when it was first launched. Everything is just like it was when the ship first went into combat, except that it is now crewed by homicidal zombies bent on world domination.

Hope this clears things up.
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>>32469050

I guess I'd stay out of it because whatever wizard/necromancer did this is way past my power level.

I sure as fuck cant do shit like that ATM
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>>32468973
watching the world end would be kinda fun
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>>32469067
>atm
where are you at? like can you undead a squirrel?
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>>32468973

I liked this better when they were botesluts.
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What ocean has the most military shipwrecks?
If pacific ocean we can just mobilize high altitude bombers
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>>32468973
I preferred it when the sun fell out of orbit and was about to crash into the earth.
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>>32468973
A bunch of wooden ships firing iron balls (or not even that when it comes to triremes and the like) wouldn't be much of a threat.

I'm sure they couldn't sink a little Corvette, let alone the really powerful stuff.

As for the ww1/ww2 machinery, well, just nuke 'em.
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>>32469101

No, I'm somewhat powerless in the machine of existence.

Pretty much all I can do is run my mouth or cry over it until wizards do shit for me.
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>>32469084

Unlimited ammunition rule does not apply to nuclear submarines.
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>>32468973
You do know the crew of the Bismark scuttled the ship and sank it themselves right? Same with the Graf Spee.
The only dead on board are those that died on the ship. there were plenty of survivors from those ships.
Unfortunately the Hood and Arizona went down with the majority of their crews.
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>>32469140
>this
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>>32469140

I'm pretty sure the old ships of the line could eventually sink anything they wanted.

Load enough iron onto any ship and it will sink.
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>>32468973
>You are the commander of the international task force
As if I'd help the rest of the world.

Step 1 put USCG on alert
Step 2 assign MPAs, subs, and surface warships to patrol the coastal waters for Subs
Step 3 send long-range strike packages to clean up WWII-era carriers
Step 4 move out with the fleet to open necessary trade routes

>step 0 is to invest in maritime insurance companies
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>>32469122
>What ocean has the most military shipwrecks?
>If pacific ocean we can just mobilize high altitude bombers
Pacific has all the Carrier wrecks, and they're the only ones that pose a serious risk to anyone
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>>32469159
>>32469159

>You do know the crew of the Bismark scuttled the ship and sank it themselves right?

Doesn't matter. Additional zombies are spawned to take care of whatever crew positions are unfilled. The zombies crews can also increase their number by capturing live humans and converting them into zombies.
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>>32469228
What if all land vehicles rose up to colonize and destroy the living? Same rules, just with land vehicles.
>inb4 3 fully crewed obran cannons
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Board them, purge the crews and return the ships to their home ports to be museums.
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>>32469148
>The ships will not run out of fuel or ammunition under any circumstances.
Cant change it
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Naval forces use their highly advanced radar systems and advanced air support to keep their distance and fuck people up with ASMs and long range high speed airstrikes. Even with their combined might, it would basically be shooting fish in a barrel.
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>>32468973

Get one of those nuclear subs to sink them; not like we're using them for anything.
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>>32468973
The main problem would be the submarines, Germany alone lost almost 1,000 during the word wars. Sinking that many subs would take a very long time and take a huge amount of ASW weapons. Britain would be hurt the most, as it is surrounded by hundreds of sunken subs.

The other big problem would be ships sunk in port, the Arizona is a hopelessly obsolete ship but when it starts at point-blank range against completely unprepared opponents its 14" guns are more then enough to create serious damage.

For tactics, aircraft to deal with the surface ships and use convoys for international trade until the subs are dealt with.
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Oh God all the little shifty boats that the Somalian have.
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>my scenario stands
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Oh, and the Kursk with unlimited ammo would pretty much fuck over everything. Missile spam with infinite missiles?

Kursk alone could essentially destroy civilization, with unlimited ammo.
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>>32468973
Easy. I would use nothing but jets deployed from aircraft carriers to recon and have jets with anti-ship missiles destroy them. If I really felt like it, use the nuclear subs to scout and s&d as well. The ships that have been sunk would have no technology even close to being able to hit jets at such high altitude, nor any modern countermeasures to stop the missiles.
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>>32468973
>When you realize there are a lot of Carriers and semi modern vessels that were sunk in testing or to make artificial reef that would qualify in this Scenario.

There has to be a few dozen US carriers in the water now, top that with all the WW2 shit that could just harass civilians while the world's militaries can't get to each one in time.....
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>>32471111
But they were sunk WITHOUT their aircraft.
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>>32471144
I think aircraft would be included with their magic zombie refit.
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>>32468973
So what about beached ones do they also get zombified? Would be hilarious I can only imagine how frustrated the zombies would be cause they cant get back into the ocean
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>>32471144
yeah for a carrier, "restored to combat-ready" means a full air wing and bombs, torpedos etc
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>July 28 1945
>Be on deck of the USS Callaghan
>Nip in plane crashes into us
>We sink
>December 28 2016
>Magically rise up from the ocean
>Be on deck of the USS Callaghan, made pristine again
>Hear familiar noise
>Look to skies
>Fat neckbeard obsessed with nips crashes plane into us
>We sink
>MFW
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>>32468973
>The ships will not run out of fuel or ammunition under any circumstances
> Their goal is to completely take over the oceans by force.

So the Soviet submarine K-129 will spam nuclear missiles at us all? To take over the sea the zombies have to destroy all military forces capable targeting ships. Quickest way is to destroy all support for the military which includes civilian targets etc.

I dont understand how you are supposed to win here. They have a submarine capable of firing never ending nuclear missiles on top of hordes of ships and submarines.
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>>32469113
This.
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>>32468973
That would mean 99% don't have a CIWS or other anti missile protection on them.
It would be target practice for AshM
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>>32469224
Nope, the arctic has the wreck of a russian nuke sub.

Fully loaded too. That shit would be pretty not good
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>>32468973
>mfw "migrant workers" attacked crossing the Mediterranean by hordes of undead triremes
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>>32468973
They lose instantly because even the lightest vessel with AshM will fucking obliterate them.

If not the AshM then the guided delayed timed bombs would.

If not them then whatever ATGM get deployed can do it.

There's a reason battleships and guns over 150mm are obsolete.
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>>32468973

Okay
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Sage and hide bbfag.
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>>32471043
>>32471279
Between k129 and k141, you'd have unlimited nuclear balistic, cruise, and torpedo capacity if you're going with free reloads. You could pretty much decimate humanity.
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>>32471388

Did you make this? What's the sauce?
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>>32468973

The mediterranean is going to be a huge shitshow....
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>>32469084
>>32469319
Nuclear submarines are not warships.
>>32468973
If we're talking all the way back to like... Bronze age? Egypt era?
Holy hell that's a lot of warships.
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>>32469140

You'd probably face tens of thousands of 'tiny wooden boats', though.
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>>32469224
>>32469122
Mediterranean.
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>>32471755
try hundreds of thousands
>>32471742
This.
Oh God the horror
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>>32471753
>Nuclear submarines are not warships.
Im pretty sure OP included submarines.

If you dont include submarines then you lose 100%. Your scenario does not stand.
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>>32468973
>Ancient Polynesian canoes escorting the Yamato
>Napoleonic era ships of the line boarding and slaughtering modern merchant vessels
>Thousands of triremes attack the world's ports
>the USS Indianapolis sails with its fellow sunken WWII brethren, taking revenge on the modern people who have ruined all they fought for
>countless Chinese junks swarm and overwhelm the PLA navy

That'd be one hell of a happening.
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>>32471755
desu M2s and really any other small arms would sink them
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If I'm defending the US
>Use our overly inflated budget to buy a shitload of AShMs
>Arm everyone in the US with a .30cal light machinegun
>Use AShMs on anything bigger than a wooden shit raft
>.30cal fuck kill nigger dead on cock man small boat of shit
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I'd like to see it
Lots of small riverboats coming back from Vietnam or Russia
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>>32469113
>>32471286
>zombie anime botesluts
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>>32471866

This would make an awesome vidya.
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>>32469193
>step 0 is to invest in maritime insurance companies

I hope you mean divest, insurance companies dont make money paying claims
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>>32469113
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>>32468973
Most of the wrecked warships are wooden sail boats. It will be fun to sink them again with just 20mm machine guns.
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>>32468973
Get the Japanese to take care of them
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>>32468973
Thats some SCP level shit right there, senpai.
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>>32468973
What happens when one of the zomboats is sunk?
Do they reanimate or do they stay dead?
If we manage to capture on of the undead vessels, do we have access to its infinite ammo and fuel supply?
Do the zombie crew reanimate or can we eliminate them soft target style and just have derelict zomboats errywhere?
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>>32471753

>Nuclear submarines are not warships
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>>32471338
Who is this mancream-maiden?
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>>32471338
Need source fiercely
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>>32472604

No. Zombies can reanimate only once. However, any ship sunken by the zombie ships will also come back as a zombie ship.
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>>32472647
Ok, what about zombie carrier based aircraft?
Are they one and done? Also if they (aircraft) have infinite ammo and fuel, they can attack any target on land too which adds another layer to this evil scenario.

Also you didnt answer my wuestion about the infinitie ammo/fuel issue.
If we capture a zombie vessel, do we have access to its fuel and ammo?
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>>32472659

Let's just pretend the unlimited ammo rule never happened.
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>>32472663
Ok, unlimited fuel still applies then.
If they have limited ammo, no port of call, no support vessels other than other offensive zomboats, then that makes this easily winnable.

>track down the most lethal ships and subs and sink them
>Heavily fortify every coast and port on earth
>send put a suicide squad of fast armored boats to lead the hordes of shitty ships into the middle of nowhere
>most vessels that will unsuited for the middle of the world's oceans
>most of the shit ships sink by themselves or are taken by the ocean/weather
>shell the fuck out of anything remotely in range of the coast
>fuck money, smoke bitches, get trees
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>>32472681

Support vessels qualify as warships they come back, too.
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Become a paladin pirate detective, pray to K'thulu, God-Monster and Businessman, of all oceans. Adopt the True Death as my Goddess for all blessings upon my soul... Then, fantasize about marrying pretty women who hate zombies as they are inferior to the True Death. Proceed to lead armies into battle with portable anti-tank cannons crafted by K'thulu and Death itself to eradicate all mindless abominations who propose to claim they know death, despite being brainless maggots in the eyes of my new religion.
Screw zombies with explosions upon their ugly ass ships until the ocean eats them alive, and they die from shark attacks while they sink into the abyss.
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>>32468973
>not attaching flame throwers to your ships
>not thinking about TI rounds
Its like you fags dont know how to burn shit.

As for the modern stuff...
>"ALL HANDS ON DECK, ALL HANDS ON DECK"
>annoying buzz
>more buzzing
>general alarm, dipshit
>"PREPARE FOR SHIP TO SHIP CONTACT. I SAY AGAIN, PREPARE FOR SHIP TO SHIP CONTACT! That is all."
>not using CG ice breakers to ram their way through ships
>not using skiffs to board and reclaim once laiden ships back into glorious battle against the undead

Faggots
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>>32472663
Okay, how about this, the undead ships have unlimited ammunition, but it's all stored on supply vessels, which also come back.

Meaning they basically have infinite reloads, but they still need to UNREP or capture a port.
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>>32471915
I read tgis with a white, 20 something year old American shit head from LA.

Was funny.
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>>32468973
Has anyone even thought that OP could be a Zombie Admiral, asking his enemies on a Mario podcast and forum website about their plans when he desides to have all of his ships come back?
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The here is the real question: how many sunk ships could be a real threat? Anything pre1970's can be most either be sunk easily or any modern ship could advoid them.

I know both Argentina and the UK both lost ships during the Falklands War. Outside of those, there is the Kursk and maybe another sub or so from the cold war.

Yes I am aware that anything from the age of steam onwards would be a threat to commercial ships. If I had control, I would suspended any non military travel until the situation was either dealt with or contained.
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>>32472620
>>32472639

Veruca James
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>>32468973
we got kickass subs, bombers, and cruise missiles for a reason. somali dingys with rpgs and LAWs could btfo any Greek triremes, and a spanish galleon could be btfo by any boat with a 30mm cannon or rockets. Really nothing is a major military threat until you get to ww2., at which point they would be immensly vulnerable to sub attack or hypersonic projectiles or AShM.
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*Super Hornet Noises*
*falling bomb noises*
*explosion sounds*

I doubt anything made before 1960 has adequate air defense capabilities to stop a couple of JDAMs.

Also, you could literally strafe anything made before 1900 with no issue. 20mm would wreck sailing ships.
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>>32472767
>says he is paladin
>worship death and kthulu

doesnt seem lawful good sempai
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>>32468973
Would the zombies remember their past/nationalities. Work to cause schisms by stating who won what war and boosting the winners while insulting the losers. Do this untill the losers hate ghw winners and zombie Civil WarIf so watch them kill each other off. If n
ot, MISSILES!
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>>32469335
This
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>>32472957
It seems he doesn't understand what a Paladin is. I'd definitely be a Sky-Paladin delivering justice to Zombie boats from my AV-8B Harrier, with my GAU-12 and 70mm rocket pods punishing zombie sailing ships.
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>>32468973
>The ships will not run out of fuel or ammunition under any circumstances.
We fucked, soviets\russians lost enough boats with nuclear weapon to vaporise half of planet.
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>>32472988
Pretty sure nukes are salvaged as soon as possible
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>>32471763
Probably true regarding the numbers of wrecks.

Pacific has quite a lot too, though.
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>>32471111
>Ace Zombies rise up
>Every plane ever has to be brought out of retirement just to keep up with the sheer numbers
>Ace Combat with Pyrate Air Zombys (Is that how they would spell it back then?)
MY BODY IS READY
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>>32472945
Isn't the terminal velocity of JDAM supersonic?
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>>32468973

Are we including only those lost in combat, or just every sunken warship period? Its a pretty important distinction.

The USN has scuttled 2 modern carriers and globally there's been a handful of nuclear submarines and such lost to accidents. So those would definitely be the most dangerous targets and I assume the zombie hivemind would prioritize defense of those assets.

Other than that the vast majority of ships that have been lost, combat or otherwise, are WWII vintage and have literally no way of defending against AShMs or the classic anti-BB tactic of "JDAM down the smokestack." Other than that the initial surprise of gorillions of zombie ship-of-the-lines and triremes suddenly popping up very close to places that have no defenses ready (oh god the Arizona could do some serious work) they're ultimately very easy to deal with once proper defences have been mobilized, one modern IFV with an autocannon could kill infinite amounts of wooden ships from ranges FAR beyond they'd be able to be effective.
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>>32468973
Team up with Russia to nuke the oceans, obviously
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>>32473077
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>>32473077

But sushi...
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>Do they reanimate or do they stay dead?

I don't know. I mean if they come back once, it makes sense that they might come back again.

>>32472604

>If we manage to capture on of the undead vessels, do we have access to its infinite ammo and fuel supply?

No. Whatever magical properties the ships have should be directly attributed to the presence of zombies.

>>32472965

>Would the zombies remember their past/nationalities.

No. Only what is required to operate and command the ships.

>>32472822

>Okay, how about this, the undead ships have unlimited ammunition, but it's all stored on supply vessels, which also come back.

Sure why not. Let's just leave this open to interpretation. The undead ships may or may not have unlimited ammo.
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Airplanes
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In my mind, we'd lose a lot of Asia due to US and Japanese ships just steamrolling a lot of territory quickly however Europe and the US should have no issue. The problem is Russian subs they chose to sink instead of dispose of and American modern ships that were sunk for weapon tests and creating artificial reefs. Otherwise ASMs and Air superiority should make any vessel completely obsolete in modern warfare (Also there's a few modern british destroyers and Frigates near Argentina which could prove to be a small issue)
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You idiots all tend to forget that Kursk has been raised and scrapped, so that's a major player out of the game.
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>>32468973
>Soviet nuclear sub rises up
>ICBM smooth skin ports
welp
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>>32471998
Look up Ares Nova or Blue Steel and you'll find it.
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And back down again they go.

Or, if I'm not allowed such toys, just roll out the modern day subs and ASM parade. Hood or Mary Rose doesn't really matter there, they're both proper fucked. Though I guess we should save the expensive weaponry for the ships that could theoretically fight back, and settle for naval guns and strafing runs for the wooden ships.
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>>32473971
Except the bow so I assume that can rise up and become whole
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>>32468973
>Several nuke submarines
Well fuck the US Russia and China I guess.
Also would the systems report the positions of the vessels to their navys again?
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Wouldn't a hive mind have one of the most solid air defenses despite being ww2 ships everyone's connected like as network
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>>32471624

don't forget commie-zombie K-219 rising out of Hatteras Abyssal Plain fully armed with 15 operational liquid fueled SLBM tubes

>all the many many sunk soviet subs plus Thresher and Scorpion
>HMS Sheffield a modern-ish air defence destroyer with nuclear depth charges

mein gott
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The typical zombie isn't smart enough to catch a bus. Why the fuck do You think zombies can manage to crew ships.

My strategy would be to tow all ships, filled with screaming smelly undead retards, into the Persian Gulf, moor them there, and leave.
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>>32471866
Imagine the USS Constitution sailing out to a last battle with it's old resurrected allies.
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>>32472772
Imagine all the treasure that could be recovered.
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>>32473033
No
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>>32468973
Seriously ?

all these shit responses?

Like; if the american navy can single handily take on the entire worlds navy combined.
what the fuck do you think is gonna happen if technology took a step back 70 years (based on ww2 era ships)

Fucking gonna get annihilated by missiles. from literal miles beyond their max line of sight.

Would be fucking hilarious to watch old roman war galleys charge into a modern day destroyer, if they could even get that close.

> the only thing that might be effective is subfleets.. but even thats debatable
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>>32468973
To everyone saying that anti-ship missiles are going to kill everything, you're straight up wrong. We would need a ludicrous number of AShMs to sink everything that shows up, and those would take up a large area. Instead, let's look at something much more economical. Dumb bombs. As it turns out, a fucking trireme doesn't have any anti-aircraft guns. In fact, nothing until WW1 has anything. This means that you could easily fly low enough to accurately drop dumb bombs, what with things like CCIP and CCRP. I guarantee you any wooden ship is not going to like a 500 pound bomb.
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>>32474948
>tens of thousands of Cessna 182s making low passes on the hundreds of thousands of tiremes dropping 200lb bombs
MY.
DICK.
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all this talk of undead submarines reminds me of Vampire the Masquerade where the Lasombra(and by extension the Sabbat) have a captured rusty ex-iranian Kilo called the Black Fang and are constantly scheming to steal a nuke boat from various places in the former soviet union

>>32474270

in that case then all the russian reactor compartments dumped in the kara sea come back as whole ships?
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>>32468973

Any of the ships sunk during the Falklands war, with unlimited fuel and munitions, would be a tough nut to crack.
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When does this anime come out OP?
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>>32475364
*malvinas

FTFY
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>>32475127
aaa tens of thousands of cessna backseaters dropping frag grenades at 30-40 meters of altitude on top of the militant zombahs.

Like back to WW1-level CAS operations.
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>>32469101
I can move small objects if I shake my booty hard enough.
No homo.

>>32471866
Greatest movie of all time. Fuck, make it a series!

>>32468973
What about whale falls? Fucking zombie whales crawling with sharks and hagfish. Corpse gas makes them take to the air to spread their vile influence...
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>>32476304
>*malvinas
>FTFY

Such an /int/, oh you the silver one you.
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>>32468973
is joining them an option? being a zombie pirate on a u boat sounds fun.
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>The ships will not run out of fuel or ammunition under any circumstances.

Hit the ammo bay or fuel tanks and it will burn for ever.

>No. Whatever magical properties the ships have should be directly attributed to the presence of zombies.

How many of them do you have to keep in cages to enjoy the infinite ammo and fuel perk?
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>>32471235
kek, underrated.
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>>32476330
BRAAAP
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>>32474183
Thank you, /k/omrade.
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>>32471624

I think you could kill more than 10% of humanity with that anon
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>>32474357
I think OP means like pirates of the Caribbean type zombies
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>be me
>undead ships rise from the sea
>gather my kommando and sailor friends
>build a ship of the line
>set sail from New England towards the Caribbean
>try not to get rekt by the Bermuda Triangle resurectees
>sail the Caribbean fighting zombie pirates and such
>drinking rum
>singing shanties
>kill more zombies
>drink more rum
>take that vitamin C to prevent scurvy
>maybe rape and pillage a little
>grow a salty beard
>Keep slaying the undead until they're all gone or they get me

I could definitely get behind that
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>>32477746
This sounds like the kind of tabletop adventure that I'd enjoy playing or running.

Slay the zombies, sink the zombie ships, survive the nuclear warhead spam, and eventually travel to the north pole to kill the evil lich king that decided it would be fun to raise all the damn ships in the first place.
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>>32477862
>Lich
>Not a giant wizard bear made entirely out of smaller polar bears
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>>32474948
What is target selection.

>>32475127
>>32476329
Or... an A-10.
>Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt
>BBBBbbbrrrrrrrrrttttttttttttttt
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BEEP BEEP
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>>32481351
Mah nigga
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>>32481351
Sure, use AShMs where relevant, but they aren't the be all end all solution, and that was my point.
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>>32481351
>A-10
>BBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

This.

But, there's also the concern of the Yamato sisters, which have a ton of ineffective AA batteries, but its primary battery is concerning.

Bismarck is a different story, as well as Scharnhorst and Gneisenau.

But, nothing these little bastards can't handle.
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>>32468973
Anon have you been playing and or watching Kantai Collection or it's anime?
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I find the fuckup XO who was made captain of his boat when the CO got killed and is miraculously pumping out victory after victory and proceed to stern leadership figure him.

Because this is clearly a fucking novel or video game or some stupid shit, and I sure as hell am not the protagonist. So if I can find the protagonist and provide him with the right incentive, everything will be back to normal within a few weeks easy peasy.
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>>32474357
>My strategy would be to tow all ships, filled with screaming smelly undead retards, into the Persian Gulf, moor them there, and leave.

I think OP intended the undead would be able to operate the ships they crew, but the mental picture of what you intend to do is making me lose my shit
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You better believe that merchant fleets around the world will be fucked ten ways until Christmas. Actual navies? Its a mixed batch. A lot of modern ships can be overwhelmed by numbers very easily, because they carry fewer sophisticated weapons, rather than a lot of dakka.

There will be combat losses until some semblance of organisation is achieved.
A WW II battleship does not hold a candle to a modern aircraft carrier. Unless its 10k away and the carrier is docked for rearming.
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>>32482429

You better believe there will be boarding parties on identified treasure galleons and similar ships.
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>>32468973
It will be a good time seeing how Japan reacts to the zombie Mongols when the invasion fleet returns and reaches their shore.
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>>32469140
The LCS would like to have a word with you.
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>>32469101
I'm at swarm of bees level
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>>32468973
very bad for international shipping. also lol at all the wooden ships

Navy would kill them all, mostly with GPS bombs.

I guess we have the assumptions
>Carrier fighters don't resurrect and have limited range if they do.
>undead warships can be killed and do not reanimate once sunk
>newly sunk warships do not add to the undead fleet
>the undead russian nuclear armed ships don't lolnuke everything
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>>32469193
>step 0 is to invest in maritime insurance companies
short maritime shipping
short maritime insurance
long shipbuilding
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>>32483802
Yeah, they're gonna have a real hard time dealing with a bunch of 13th century ships.
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>>32474731
America would be pretty screwed
Any ships in pearl harbor would be decimated due to a god damn battleship randomly appearing
You would also have cannon ships randomly appearing off the east coast.
Assuming that humanity didnt know about this uprising of course and it all happened at once
Britain would starve due to a shit loads of subs surronding it.
A lot of ships have been sunken and humanity would struggle even if zambies didnt get their nukes on russian subs
any ships that wouldnt be destroyed in half an hour would have issues with ammunition.
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>>32484607
>Britain would starve due to a shit loads of subs surronding it.

>tfw the Nimrod squadrons get scrapped just as 800 zombie u-boats rise from the depths

THANKS LABOUR

>literally a few Nimrods could have covered the western aproaches spotting unaware surface running u-boat expending their Harpoons, depth charges and torpedos racking up kills on type VIICs before guiding other aircraft to PGM even more boats
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>>32481955
Can we have a naval version of the A10 modified for CATOBAR operations?
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>>32487351
That'd be stupid, just use existing naval aircraft.
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>>32471235
kek't
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>>32483802
They better hope that these zombies dislike being on land.
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The zombie-crewed V. K. Konovalov gets another shot at Red October.
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>>32468973
Ask Russia for some of its crazy anti-ship missiles to deal with the more modern ships. Once we're down to wooden-hulled ships things should be easy though the sheer number is unbelievable. Are we counting canoes and shit? Anyway anything pre 1916 or so won't have even basic anti-air so helicopters will fuck them.
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>>32468973

Walk up.
Say "thank you, Japan is subdued" to my late great uncle.
Then hug him, and show him pics of his family.

Word is passed via Zombie telegraph.

Add "Stand by, cause we might need you again."..

Thus, the Zombie USS Arizona was primed for future action.

May the almighty fuck be upon the next miscreants.
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kursk is sank again this time by us arctic command subs
everything else gets obliterated before secnav has time to wipe his ass from taking a good morning shit.
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>>32469189
>Load enough iron onto any ship and it will sink.

Ironclads would like a word with you.
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>>32475364
>>32472867

Serious question: If the Falkland ships couldn't defend themselves in their time period against air power, why would they be a threat with modern tech?
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>>32472917
To be honest, RPGs and LAWs would be effective up to Spanish/British/French sail warships too.
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>>32488229
>>32488529

Depends on how far you're willing to suspend disbelief in the "zombie mythos".
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>>32468973
>be boarded by zombie pirates
>the faces of the US Marines who bought swords with their dress uniforms
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Jdams from above wwii aircraft ceiling will decimate the z fleet
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>>32471235
Dying for waifu most glorious death.
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>>32468973
>Combat ready zombified planetary class armada

W...W...We have the Zumwalts..
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>>32468973
Truman stratagem: Nukem till they glow.
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>>32468973

The most threatening vessels might actually be "auxiliary cruisers" warships designed to look like civilian vessels.
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>>32487395
you're in a thread discussing zombie crewed ship-of-the-lines coming back and waging war against humanity and a carrier based A10 is stupid....
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>>32468973
Let's play otherwise.
You can bring back up to 5 ships from bottom of the sea. You mission is to destroy Perl-Harbor. You can't bring Kursk, because, technically, it is no longer in the ocean.
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>>32469136
Shit now I'm worried, what if the sun DID fall out of orbit?
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Prepare the Viggens.
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Wait, do anti-runway penetration bombs work against carriers too?
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>>32492046
It makes more sense to just use missiles.
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how much damage can nuclear tipped torpedoes do? i noticed there are a few nuke subs that sunk that are equipped with those
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>>32492325
See the dark bit on the right hand side of the mushroom's stem? That's the USS BB-3 Arkansas, standing upright. It was 363 yards from ground zero. This was a 23kt detonation.

Sitting 55m above the bomb right at ground zero was the 520 ton LSM-60. It simply disappeared, no identifiable piece of it has ever been found.
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>>32492389
>See the dark bit on the right hand side of the mushroom's stem? That's the USS BB-3 Arkansas, standing upright. It was 363 yards from ground zero. This was a 23kt detonation.
This wrong. The USS Arkansas was there, but that is BB-33. It was 170 yards from the zero.
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>>32492389
and there i saw a pale horse....
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>>32471998
Nanomachines, son.
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>>32492325
>how much damage can nuclear tipped torpedoes do

put it this way

60s SSN crews used to joke that the 10 kt Mark 45 ASTOR torpedo had a Pk(Probability of kill) of 2 because at its maximum range of 14,000 yards(7 nautical miles) the torpedo had a high chance of destroying not only the enemy submarine but also the submarine who fired it

as you can imagine if it was detonated under the keel of a carrier or any other large surface combatants like Battleshups, traditional cruisers(i.e Belgrano or a soviet Sverdlov) or a soviet Kirov class battlecruiser it could well bushwack a whole battle group
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>>32493880
and the ruskies were mad enough to make them 200kt-1mt? christ
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>>32471866
>>Ancient Polynesian canoes
Call the universities, they need to put researchers to watch the Santa Barbara coast. We're going to prove the Polynesian-Chumash contact hypothesis
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>>32471755
Those would be msotly harmless, though. Like, even the WWII submarines have only limited utility against modern-day merchies because of the speed difference. Sail- or row-propelled ships just aren't going to catch anything. And hell, a merchie could likely just sail straight through most of them without suffering more than a few bumps and paint scratches.
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>>32494765
Yes. They were ground-up meant to be used by an already doomed boat as a gigantic flaming middle finger to their killer.
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>>32468973
Put all the B-52 back into active status, bomb them all.
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>>32488061
Didn't expect to get hit in the feels in a thread like this anon
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>>32472209
>I hope you mean divest, insurance companies dont make money paying claims
I'm expecting a big surge in rates that will last for the medium term and not a whole lot of payouts - most of which will hit early and then taper off as merchant shippers adjust to the situation.
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