State Thread

>somehow Georgia still doesn't have one

So far South Carolina is best.

>>32465340
What state is that for, New York?

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just kek my shit up

>>32465860
No, assachewsets

>>32465754
>kasich
>bengals and not reds/indians/cavs
>no Ithaca
>no Thomspon
>no CMP/Camp Perry
>muh pop
>muh skyline chili
>muh burning river
>muh christmas story
>muh corned beef
>muh metroparks

2/10 didn't even try or they're from Kentucky.

>>32466062
Just needs the official state gun and a bottle of whiskey and it's perfect.

Someone do CA plox. I'm not hip enough on the mehmehs or I'd put something together myself.

Something about weed, gays, "guns r bad, mmmkay"? I guess we're MA but with Elon Musk.

>>32466221
Wow that pizza looks disgusting. It's like all bread with barely any cheese and sauce on top? wut

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Excuse me, freest state in the lower 48 coming on through

Got any for VA?

Anyone got NC?

Does anyone have oklahoma?

Texas?

Isn't it a violation of the second amendment to ban guns? Why is this allowed in New York City, where I live? They only allow cops to legally own weapons, limited to 9mm handguns

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>>32465229
I prefer the version i made.

either way SC is the best state.

>>32466464
DAMN, i forgot to put an 8. I think this is an earlier version.

>>32466464
Fuck you

>the most yankee scum that it's possible to be, and proud of it

Where is Maine's image anyway

Anyone got a blank slate version?

>>32466503
trust me Maine is not nearly as Yankee as long island, New york. It is the breeding grounds for Yankee filth is the reason why the rest of the worlds acts like snobs when it comes to the topic of the united states.

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>ITT: Hicks that are mad because New York is the only part of the country Europeans and other foreigners know or care about

>>32466718
>Implying any of us give a fuck what Europeans think

>>32466703
Fine. Best aspects of being a yankee without the worst ones, then. Mainefags are how yankees are supposed to be before they got pussified by shitty cities

>>32466718

>he cares about how homosexual men perceive him

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>>32466650

>>32466750
yankees are worthless in the first place.

I have only found 3 yankees i like
>a friend of mine from ohio who has kids that were born in the south.
>a hot chick i saw in new york and was nice to me.
>and TRUMP, but i dont think he is much of a man.

>>32466850
>and TRUMP, but i dont think he is much of a man.
what makes you say that? he is a man's man. maybe not to clint eastwood levels but still

Anyone from Idaho/Montana/Wyoming? Trying to get some preliminary info before I move

>tfw live in Alaska

>>32465554

I like the shout out to Huntsville.

And the random of whiskey. Not sure what that's for

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>>32465229
Best state reporting

>>32466932
Good or bad?

Should Yankees be rangebanned from /k/?

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>>32466464
>>32465229

Best version coming through

>>32466957
>No Dr. Pepper

Are you for real right now?

>>32465847
Best Carolina here, we know

>>32466975
Nigger you have exactly four seconds to put the gamecocks logo back on there

>>32467281
He's wearing a fucking Dr. Pepper shirt you autist

>>32465249
>georgian doesn't know how to make one
wew how shocking

>>32466062
rocky top was cool

>>32466718
>forgetting about Hollywood and L.A.
>forgetting about Texas

>>32466957
>shiner
dropped

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>>32466945
Conecuh Ridge bruh

here's the other one I have

>>32465229
NC BTFO. Their bbq is pretty delicious tho famalam, SC is just a based state. I live an hour away from PSA which is nice

>>32466328
Nah, we stayed cuck due to Fairfax in the election. We don't get anything this year.

>>32466718
That's good bait, but they only know New York because that's where there drugs come from.

>>32466718
>He cares what Europeans think about

Next you'll tell me you're worried about what your neighbors Muhammed and Abdul think about.

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>>32467053

>>32465340
>Rhode Island is nearly the same except with more libshits less Berkshires and a tad bit more funs but no brrts

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>>32467683
Fuck yourself. That's Texas's only redeeming quality

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Superior state checking in

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>>32467781
>ifunny

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fuck off we're full

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>>32467981
>only redeeming quality
>garabge-tier piss
>NOT EVEN LONESTAR

>>32467982
damn straight. My roommate actually used to work at Hussey's

>>32466718
I'm from New York, buddy.

Some days I wake up, fully erect with a horse's head in my bed. I'm not even Italian.

Is there a NC one?

>>32468027
I wanna live in Wyoming

>>32466050
Skyline a shit
Dixie is based

>>32466314
Too bad gun laws are the only thing Arizona has going for it, otherwise it has all the problems typically associated with a Southwestern border state

>>32468001
If only you lived outside of Seattle....

>>32468337
>not mentioning I-1491

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>>32468373

>>32465739
skokie always makes me kek

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>>32466718
you know, i get a surprising amount of use out of this picture

>>32468394
one of most based scenes in TV

>>32465873
What a shit state

>>32468305
SEE >>32468337

mean while I won't show up with the whole FUCK COPS thing.... Did you get arrested for doing something you shouldn't have?

>>32468065
Only 4 days where it wasn't snowing this month.

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>>32465340
>That clover
kek, even I'm a fucking plastic paddy.
The Cape is really fucking nice though, and people who don't grow up in the city have pretty normal accents most of the time.

Let's not forget I need a fucking license to even buy a gun from a shop.
>Inna gun store pre-21
>Can I hold that pistol?
>Do you have an LTC?
>No
>Then you can't hold this pistol

>>32466282
In retrospect, the image looks messed up. Google Frank Pepes, should look much better

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>>32466337
this

>>32468049
this

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>>32466314

>>32465873
Fuckin Hogan, thanks for nothing senpai

>>32468173
>Alaskan Amber
>No Midnight Sun Brewery
You're a fuckin pleb

>>32466963
Awesome feeling, better gun laws than AZ

>>32468379
>Cardinals
otherwise spot on

>>32468644
>being literal neighbors with mexico
shiggy

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>>32467998
this is the third version of NE I've seen so far, and somehow they always get simultaneously better and worse

>>32466975
worthless clemson fag.

>>32466870
I dont think he has grit or integrity. I think he will make a better president than Hillary ever would. He is also brash and lacks any sense of the word Honorable. I voted for him but i feel like he would shake my hand like a doctor or a car salesman.

Who's got the template?

>>32468416
>fuck the griz
I knew those were the Bridgers behind him.
>Muh 406
>Muh Subaru outback with COEXIST sticker

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>>32467926
Sounds like you need this

>>32465340
You need to update it to DUDE WEED LMAO cuz you got it legalized.

>>32468547
Pepes is shit, try amodern pizza in New Haven infinitely better.

anyone have a california one?

>>32467825
I'm from VA and over the last 5 years have lived in:
>WI
>IA
>PA
>states that all turned Trump

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>>32466328

>>32465229
>come and take it #1 line
>slogan has nothing to do with SC
wew

>>32466957
Texas is literally the worst state in the union, apart from Commiefornia

>>32468990
Please amend this to include "chris chan lives here"

>>32468990
I thought radar detectors were only illegal in DC?

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Rare anon right here. Straight out of the 19947.

>>32468703
thank you based anon for saving my work!
i never it representing the state so i threw that one out quick n dirty

>>32467982
ahhhhhhh yuppp ya got that right there sonny

Hold on everyone I've been spending 2 fucking hours making one for Oklahoma and i'm going to give a blank template for you as well because I'm making it western themed.

>>32467911
>ndsu
fuck off bison
fighting sioux for life

>>32466346
Guthrie here, no one cares!

>>32466050
>skyline
>not goldstar
I will beat you

But agreed on the rest. Forgetting relatively based gun laws as well.

Also fuck you if you don't appreciate endless corn fields

>>32466957
why does texas get to claim the bowie knife? Jim Bowie was from kentucky and the black smith who made his knife was from new jersey. I mean shit.

>muh frontier history
of the western and mid western states you history is not that interesting.

>muh independence
but you couldnt survive on your own could you?

>Secede plz
uh, you were the 7th state to seceded and didnt have much of an effect on the war.

>fuck illegals
thats nice just a texan thing

>Bigger than france
and alaska two times bigger than you.

>muh whataburger
meh

>no state income tax
ill give that to you.

>muh country music
meh, you didnt invent it and who wants to claim modern country music.

>fuck the feds
they seemed to fuck you in waco

Texas sucks, its being invaded by california yuppies. Literally the state that claims to have done almost everything other states actually did.

>>32467053
pretty funny

>>32467781
>fired everything
you dont get claim an entirely southern/american thing

>>32465229
>>32466975
>>32466464
BEST STATE

>>32469636
>goldstar over skyline
eww, i knew degenerates like you existed, i just didnt want to believe it

>>32466062
Elvis was from Mississippi though guy

>>32466346
405 here sup

>>32469809
>Thinking Texans care about what some poor bastard living in SC thinks

Anyone have one for Colorado?

>>32467441
>>32468735
When Gamecocks beat Citadel I'll let you know.

>>32467908
Man I miss Charleston

>>32469913
>poor bastard
I might be a college student but im rich in love, culture and happiness.

>>32470092
im sorry youre not actually rich

>>32469995
when did you live there?
its kind of going to shit now, they are trying to call the slave market, "the market." They are also walling it off so its indoors which defeats the purpose of the market.

Its pretty much turned into a hipster mecha of SC. I loved it as a kid but now it just seems like shit to me with the changes.

>>32470098
yet, im not rich yet. Im not looking to get rich though. Im looking to live well within my means so i can have a surplus of time and money.(although that is far off and to some people just a dream).

>>32466927
Fuck off we're full.

>>32466932
>>32468664
>good gun laws
>amazing wilderness
>sweet sweet oil gibesmedat
>full of psychos
>everything's fuckexpensive because they need to ship it in

There's good and bad in every state

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Gentlemen! It took me 3 hours straight but I finally made one for Okies! WHERE THE WIND COMES SWEEPING DOWN THE PLAINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
REEEEEEE
>inb4 Clint wasn't' an Okie
Everyone in this state has a western fetish
(I'm the guy that keeps shitposting about open carrying 150 year old revolvers).

>>32465739
If your team isn't the Cardinals and you're from IL, you should consider suicide. Cook County and its surrounding areas should be split off to another state. Preferably the middle of the fucking lake where we don't have to deal with them.

>>32466927
Southern Idaho is pretty populous and full of Mormons, and is culturally and environmentally distinct from the Panhandle.

The panhandle is full of Neo-Nazi peckerwoods, hippies, and basic-bitch Republicans.

Western Montana is full of Libertarians and hippies, with some Nazis WAY up north.

Eastern Montana is basically Western North Dakota (without the oil) and full of cousin-fucking retards and meth heads.

Wyoming is EMPTY. Standard-ass Republican country, lots of millionaires with ranches/oil shit, some resource extraction.

These are all really tough places to make money outside of a couple select fields, with the exception of probably the aforementioned Mormon country.

Tl;dr Good gun laws, poor as shit.

>>32466050
they're from michigan

>>32470198
This is pretty accurate. Except I'm 100% white, which is a minority here. Fucking everyone is part indian.

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>>32467983

>>32470109
>walling off the slave market.

WTF

I lived there from 2010 to 2015

Great times. I go to visit I saw those disgusting lofts up near Recovery Room.

But i still love the city. It was awesome to make friends with people at a bar and then go back to their place for an after party as long as you brought a case of beer.

>>32467053
>>32467911

Where the hell are you guys? I need to shoot with someone here. /k/ommandos in this state is like finding a two-horned albino unicorn.

>>32469505

HEEEEEEY, SIOUX SUCK!

Or should I say Fighting Hawks?
>more like Fighting Cucks

>>32467825
Fairfax and Loudoun are fuckin based.

You can get guns and in the western parts you can actually use them. Dulles Technology Corridor GOAT

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>>32470401
>tfw I can wear shorts and T-shirts year-round
what's your excuse for not living in the sunshine state? pic related is the weather right now

>>32470265
>The panhandle is full of Neo-Nazi peckerwoods, hippies, and basic-bitch Republicans.

Forgot Mormon fundamentalists

>>32470265
>Tl;dr Good gun laws, poor as shit.

sums up a lot of pro-gun states, let's be honest

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>tfw Californian and desperately want to escape to a land of cold forests and gun rights
>tfw every state has glaring flaw I simply can't deal with, except Oregon
>tfw degenerate Californians are moving to and ruining Oregon and they will have a magazine capacity restriction soon
>tfw I will be labeled as part of this cancer wherever I go

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>>32470428
Louisiana is warm too

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>>32468049
>>32468630

Not the best but pretty accurate. Needs livermush as any true North Carolinian knows.

wish I knew how to make one for mis sippi

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>>32468070
Skyline is the best fucking food in the world you Michigan shitstain. Come to my farm and I'll bend you over and use Skyline chili as lube

>>32468182
You problems, I say entertainment.

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>>32468698
Fixed that 4u

>>32469924
dude i got it here somewhere but i cant like remember where dude yo man

>>32470428
>>32470508
I like having a standard of living that isnt poverty tier tbqh

>>32470356
I agree its a nice place but its really going down hill. When it comes to them walling off the market and putting in air condition i say if you cant stand the heat, move.

I want to take over California.

>>32470611
Every state has there good and bad spots. I really don't understand what you mean. I was raised in Cali and standard of living is no different, it's all just personal preference. Some of the happiest people live in trailers. I'd pick Louisiana over Cali any day of the week.

>>32466062
So much to add. No state income tax, titans,grizzles, river lands, plateaus and mountains. Then a ddi as the gun(with broken extractor) if you want to be cheeky.

>>32470618
Good luck, have fun.

You'll have an endless supply of beaners and boipucci if you succeed.

>>32470590
>VT>UVA
Finish the job

>>32468510
we'll probably get CC with the legislature and governor in Republican control

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>>32468123
Superior version coming through

>>32470386
>pinch the tail, suck the head
love me some crawdads

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>>32470401

>>32470687
Considering it.

Putting JMU before GMU is a fucking joke tbqh.

Those cucks aint even got a real engineering department.

>>32469836
he lived and died in Tennessee so he's ours now.

thanks tho

>>32468677
don't tell me you're a royals fan now son.

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>>32469809
>uh, you were the 7th state to seceded and didnt have much of an effect on the war.
It's because the seceded from Mexico prior to that and have been trying again for the last 30 years or so you nitwit.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2016/04/19/the-texas-secession-movement-is-getting-kind-of-serious/?utm_term=.f06aba79928c

>>32470912
Keep wasting that time senpaitachi

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>>32470853
Floridian master race reporting in!

>>32468173
If anything that dude should be wearing jeans tucked into Xtra Tuffs

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>>32465229

>>32466932
I've lived here 35 years love it.

>>32468173

>alaskan amber

Fucking disgusting tourist beer.

>>32468173
>>32468652
>>32471312


I made this one forever ago. Carhardts + MNS

>>32471368

>>32466975
>slaw on pulled pork
Heretic piece of shit, get the fuck out of here with that. The only thing that goes on top of pulled pork is sauce and pickles.

>>32471391
fuck off cheechako

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I have to get out of here and back to fighting to help keep virginia red and gun friendly.

That being said I am glad DE's laws aren't as retarded as Maryland.

>>32468467
Did you lick a boot that tastes good?

>>32469107

MY GOD ANOTHER DELAWARIAN.

Granted I am only here temporarily after growing up and graduating uni in Virginia but. And you live close to the beach, yer a lucky duck. Outskirts of Newark next to White Clay Creek park here.

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>>32469107
>>32471595

I made this one a few months back. North Wilmington here.

Let me see your NY ones /k/

>>32465739
Dude fuck Rauner, fuck than, fuck cook county. And most importantly fuck the sox cubs for life. South sisters are fucking trash. I hate this states laws. It's the only thing that ruins it desu.
>>32470248
Fuck the cardinals. Anyone who lives in Chicago that's a cardinals fan is pretty much willing to commit treason against this country. It's like those fucking packers fans.

>>32471575
Virginia wont be red again, but we can keep it gun friendly.

>>32470305
>not representing Steelers or pens

kill yourself, east PA is scum, mine as well get annexed into NJ.

>>32471625
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TK_FiRm6ZK8

>>32470305
>implying Ohio isn't red or dead

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>>32465229
DEAR GOD HELP ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!

>>32467281
You might want to get those eyes checked bud.

Anyone has to oregon ?

>>32465249
Just moved here
>active duty military afforded same, if not more than, carry rights as police officers
I can live with that

>>32470401
Gotta love swamp cat.

>>32465873

I had the great displeasure to live there for a year during my childhood. I couldn't have been happier to leave.

>>32468004

Shiner is objectively better than Lone Star.

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>>32470198
Certainly sounds autistic enough to be from Oklahoma, the state literally no one knows about until we have a snow-nado.

>>32465873
>Britain of America
Well it is in "New England".

>>32469053
This.

>>32465873
Man, why does anyone live there when VA is right there? Virginia is so much better in every way.

>inb4 muh crabs and Chesapeake Bay

VA has the exact same crabs. Oysters too. VA has more of the bay than MD.

Seriously, what a shit state. Their flag is far too good for them.

>>32470412

Fairfax? Fairfax is what happens when you let Marylanders in.

BUILD THE WALL

>>32471595
Hey anon, sounds like you're an American.

>growing up and graduating uni in Virginia

So don't fucking use that Ausfag/Britfag/Eurocuck lingo. God damn it grinds my gears when I hear an American call it Uni. You went to fucking college, not uni.

>>32469505
Talk shit when you have 5 consecutive championships and the name you started with

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>>32471205
>>32470853
>>32470401
hell yeah Florida

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>>32473072
Anyone got Idaho's

>>32466718
>Glad to be a whore for the foreign dick
Git off my /k/.

>>32470428
I cannot fucking stand mosquitoes, and live for the weather-induced genocide that comes around every October.

That's my excuse.

>>32468373
Came here to post this pic

LONG LIVE KENTUCKY !

>32466718
>implying real Americans care about yuro trash

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>>32473122

>>32471741
this, if it weren't for phillys historical significance new jeresy can have it

>>32473122
it's called not being a lil bitch because of a few bugs anon

>>32467981
>>32468004

Lone Star has a purpose and it's not simply to be the butt of jokes. I never gave it any thought but one day, out of an odd nostalgic feeling I bought a six-pack of Lone Star longnecks. Early the next morning I loaded the smoker up with Brisket and sat down for the long wait.

While I sat there wrapped in the smoke I drank my Lone Star beer and it was good. It's the only time I've ever thought Lone Star was good. It's what Lone Star beer was made for.

>>32468487
Where you at /k/ommando? I just moved into Worland.

>>32472166
Forgot
>muh 15 round max capacity
>muh pistol permit
>Whats a range?

>>32468173
I really want to move to Alaska but know it's impossible to be rich without appeasing the native fucks.

>>32473173
WHAT IN JESUS FUCK IS THAT

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>>32467982
Ayuh.

>>32467982
fuck yea Franklin county reporting in

>>32473406
a pair of feet you mong

>>32473406
average day in the low country

>>32471670

>tfw born in west STL and your family is all Packers and Cards fans

No ragrets. My brother in law is from NOLA and played for the Cards, I grew up in Texas lmao. Went back to Illinois for my grandfather's funeral, what a horrible shitty place. It's basically a stereotype of what a shitty rust belt area is.

>>32470912
yeah, sure you will secede. Keep dreaming.

>>32466221
Why is "pre-ban" in quotes? Can you bring something in and claim it's pre-ban?

>>32471595
Fucking awesome, I was just out there for a little drive yesterday.
>>32471625
That us so much better than the one I have. Would like some Sussex County representation, but that one is pretty nice.

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>>32468379

>>32472943
Virginia is slowly going the way of Maryland, my friend

>>32466975
Needs an FN and PTR logo.

>>32468644
too bad gino's sucks.
elkinsfag reporting in

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>>32467946
I miss living in my cold cloudy farm state

>>32468673
>>32473840
god dam it WV not AZ

>>32469107
19933 reporting!

>>32473173
WHYYYYYY OH GOD WHY IS HE DOING THIS!!!

DELETE THIS

>>32466221
>>32468547
>>32468876
>flyover state hicks pretending their pizza is edible
Fucking cringe

>>32473788
Imo's isn't the shit. Provel is the best cheese you can put on Pizza.

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>>32470401
>best state

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How is Michigan upper peninsula? I heard it's full of Finns so it interests me.

>>32470401
wooo

>>32465340
You do suck at driving.

>>32474006
Best pizza I've ever had came from Idaho, stop being a cuck.

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kansas

>>32465249
>Georgia doesn't have one
Yes it does, I've seen it every time in a state thread.

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>>32468510

>no jobs
>opioids
>no place to fucking shoot without sucking the landowner's cock
>and if you do find land it's guarded by cops using the entrance as a speedtrap because they have fucking nothing better to do
>within the next few years we'll just turn into MA north
>mfw I wish NH was as based as some anons think we are

>>32466314
GTFO phoenix no one likes you anyway.

>>32474481
Kansas city sporting
My nigga

>>32473008

Sorry buddy, it's a force of habit from how it's quicker than typing college or university. But I'll try to remember to say it in full.

And good work there mate >>32471625 though mixed on mister double-barrel shottie.

>>32471686

A man can hope, but that's true as well - Delaware is solidly blue but aside of CCW isn't fucked, so I can hope for Virginia. Just need the south and east to stay strong while us insurgents are biting at the ankles of the leftists in Nova.

>>32469809
>of the western and mid western states you history is not that interesting.

We fucked Mexico. We're about the only state in the South/Southwest that can say it single handedly won a war.
>but you couldnt survive on your own could you?

We could have. But we voted to join the union because it treated us really nice, and most Texans at that time were from the U.S.


>uh, you were the 7th state to seceded and didnt have much of an effect on the war.

We committed up to 70,000 troops, many with actual experience. That's more than multiple other states committed.


>thats nice just a texan thing

Why you're picking on something that many other Libtarded states don't have is beyond me.


>and alaska two times bigger than you.

Yeah but you can drive anywhere you want to go in Texas. You don't have to hop on a barge, then sail for 2 weeks, jump on a sled pulled by dogs and travel for 9 days, then hire a pilot to fly 7 hours to get from our capitol to any part of the state. In Alaska you have to do all three of those things to get to several points of interest.


>meh

Agreed.

>meh, you didnt invent it and who wants to claim modern country music.

We invented or helped invent a lot of sub genres of it, and not all of it is modern. We helped invent Country from back in the goog ol' days. I.e. Willie Nelson, among others who are all up there with Johnny Cash. I don't even like Coubtry music. But Texas "invented" quite a bit of the more tolerable kind.


>they seemed to fuck you in waco

I'm 90% sure every state has had it's own Waco from 1776 to today.


>Texas sucks, its being invaded by california yuppies. Literally the state that claims to have done almost everything other states actually did.

Not sure where you get that from, but ok. Have a nice day.

>>32474714
>We committed up to 70,000 troops
well you did a good job helping Louisiana.
You still didnt do much in the war itself though.
Eastern states on their own did more and sacrificed more than Texas.

>Why you're picking on something that many other Libtarded states don't have is beyond me.
my point was that it wasnt just a texan thing, many people from many from every state dont like illegals.

>You don't have to hop on a barge, then sail for 2 weeks.
true but you stop boasting about size when your not as the biggest. Its like guy talking about how tall he is when he 5'11" and the guy across the room 7'8".

>we fucked mexico
you say it like it was the hardest thing to have done.

>We invented or helped invent a lot of sub genres
stop confusing yourself with Louisiana, Missouri, or Tennessee.

>Im 90% sure every state has had it's own Waco from 1776 to today.
not really.

>Not sure where you get that from, but ok. Have a nice day.
more people leave texas than the amount people who move from california to texas alone.

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>>32474714
>But Texas "invented" quite a bit of the more tolerable kind.

Nigga what are you smoking. Aside from that statement being entirely subjective the only quantifiable contribution to country music from Texas is the outlaw style and that died down after Waylon, Willie, and the boys got old.

>>32466718
Really? Because they all seem to spend their money here in miami beach. People only go to jew york because they have to for work.

>>32474836
>>Im 90% sure every state has had it's own Waco from 1776 to today.
>not really.
I would contest that. I come from the Clinton state, and they did some pretty fucked up shit while hiding behind the government.
Asa Hutchinson, our current governor, also took down the CSA.

>>32470401
Lol i love this so much. There should be another one from miami with a cuban kid in a miami heat tanktop with a glock 19

>>32470451
There are major cities in florida. None of them are in the panhandle. Handlers will deny this.

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>>32468123
>>32470744
>MFW Vernors is so hard to get in Oregon

Anyone got the Arkansas one?

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>>32475037
not a floridaman but I fly a Bonnie Blue, so where does Tallahassee and Jacksonville fall?

I'm from Mobile and got down at PCB a time or two during spring break, worked in Pensacola for a bit, agreed that they're not major.

Arkansas

-Muh meth
-Muh Ozarks
-Muh duck hunting
-SAS not SAW
-Muh beauty
-Muh explosive bullets
-Muh Walmarts
-Fuck Oklahoma
-Fuck Texas
-Fuck LSU
-Fuck Little Rock

>>32475125
Tally and jax are glorified college towns. Imagine Gainesville with 10% of tampas downtown

>>32475183
Make it happen.

>>32475183
>sas not saw

What?

>>32475037
From the panhandle, can confirm.

>>32475183
>SAS not SAW
Don't be a faggot, it's Ar-kan-saw.
>Fuck Texas
Fuck you, We love Texas here.

>>32465754
FUCK YOU OHIO. MICHIGAN NUMBER 1!

>>32470272
NO ONE FROM MICHIGAN WOULD WILLINGLY MOVE TO THE ARMPIT OF AMERICA (OHIO). WHEN DID YOU KIDNAP THEM?

>>32470569
THAT "CHILI" SHOULD BE LABELED AS DOGSHIT. FUCKING FAGGITS IN OHIO CAN'T EVEN MAKE CHILI. COME OVER TO THE MOTOR CITY. I'LL MURDER YOU...OR SOMEONE ELSE WILL. MOST LIKELY SOME FINE, UPSTANDING BLACK GENTLEMAN.

>>32474475
85% of a pizzas quality comes from the water. Thankfully I've never been to Idaho so idk how they get water, but if it's hard well water the pizza is shit.

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>>32475742
>>32475759
>>32475766
>being this mad

This is why no one likes you guys. Half your state even hates the other half you troll.

>>32465229
Califag here.. Is anyone going to post my state ? I matter too ya know? sadface.jpeg

Any Indiana?

>>32476023
You really don't.

>>32476066
Yea well I could kill you if I had a gun

>>32474450
stfu california, we move above the speed limit because everyone else does, when you cunts come here you go to slow thereofre you cant drive.

>trust me not b8

>>32470428
>>32470401
just went surfing today. supreme waves and chicks.

florida a best state

>>32466050
>from Ohio
>prefer Ithaca pumpguns
I-is this a meme?

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>>32476342
They've been building them in Upper Sandusky for at least the past decade, and the Thompson was designed in Cleveland.

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>>32472798
Everybody laugh at the retard

>>32465229
Anyone have a funny California one?

>>32468373
>says your south
NOT IN YHE WAR

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Arkansas reporting woo pig

>>32467926
Sorry I can't hear you over the sound of my scawy assault weapons and high capacity magazines.

>>32466703
>>32466718
New York is not Yankee neither is that part of CT they annexed.

Dutchmen get out of my New England REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>32476594
I have a funny joke - California has an abolish the 2nd amendment bill going in when session starts again

>>32465754
>Bungles
You dun fucked up.

>>32465873
>capital of black people

Have you ever heard of Atlanta, GA?

>>32470687
imo VT>UVA>GMU>VMI>JMU>VCU

>>32465754
>Muh Astronauts
>Fuck Cleveland

mmk

>>32468373
>not mentioning EKU's criminal justice

>>32467946
> fuck Minnesota
Yeah fuck you guys too. What the hell is a packer anyway.

>>32470198
Fellow Oklahomafag.
>Chickasha reporting in

>>32466221

Bridgeport is a shithole? Well yeah, but

New Haven is a shithole
Hartford is a shithole
Stamford is a shithole
Waterbury is a shithole
New Britain is a shithole

>>32470401
>>32471205
>sawmperating
-florida school system

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>>32476036

>>32465754
Ohioan here. Cincinnati is part of Kentucky

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>>32466050
I support these revisions. Fuck Kasich.

>>32470401
>not a single reference to florida man

one fucking job, anon

>>32478265

>muh 3.2 beer
>muh liquor stores close at 5
>muh no buying liquor on sundays

>>32470569
>that mannwhich tier shit

i wouldn't even feed that to my dog

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>>32478432
>florida man
We are all Florida Man,

>>32477735
Nope

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>>32478448
FACT

Anyone got any for Nebraska, North Carolina, and Florida?

>>32467982
>tfw that picture of Katahdin was taken 10 minuets from the family camp.

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>>32478479

>>32466957

Mah Texnigga.

817 up in this bitch.

>>32468027
>10 hours in MS paint

>>32474714
>In Alaska you have to do all three of those things to get to several points of interest.
Fucking casual texas faggot.

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>>32465340
Finally got my LTC in Boston, holy shit was that an ordeal. Keep strong MA bro, lets hope Exxon sues the shit out of that gun grabbing A.G.

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>>32468487
People in wyoming
>don't exist

>>32472166
Better scratch off the cheap gas.
Fuck Trenton.

>>32466314
Ian and Karl should be on this

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>>32466718
NY is a shitshow with garbage gun laws.
Last place i wanna visit.
>t. ausfag

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>>32472166
>Henry rifles
>Jersey Devil
>muh little league
>muh pine barrens
>muh cape may
>muh ivy league
>muh sinatra/springsteen/bon jovi
>muh turnpike
>muh diners
>muh jimmies
>south jersey should secede
>fuck shoobies
>fuck hurricane sandy
>fuck pumping gas

Still glad I moved out of that shithole though.

>>32467683
TRIGGERED

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>>32468510
>Riley's
Love it, glad I was raised in NH

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>>32470198
impressive!

>>32479038

Happy Holidays gun jesus!

Seriously though why is the forgotten weapons guy dressed up like jesus?

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>>32479199
you've been a bad disciple

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0qe45Z8wfk

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>>32476594
>>32468879

>>32479316
shit tier

>>32470533
Thanks for repping cakalacky

>>32470687
Vtecher here eat shit and die my boy, we'll bend you over harder than we did at Thanksgiving this year if you try that.