ND

>>32462051
Be Lucky op it could've been your head

I had an ND with my m240.
Weapon jammed. Racked the charging handle and let it slam home and ricochet one off the roof of my tank.
Was more funny then oh noes.

mannnn...whyyyyyyy¿

>>32462051
>NDs thread
All of you irresponsible kids needs to get rid of your guns if you can't keep from putting other people at risk. An AD is one thing but an ND is a whole different ball game. You kiddies should probably stop playing soldier inside the house.

>>32462051
>At deer camp
>One evening me and cousin drink whole week worth of evan wiliams
>sword fight ensues
>don't have swords, fightining with rifles as swords
>oops one rifle loaded
>epic sword battle I jump from table to kitchen counter!
>at critical moment defeat of cousin is at hand
>cousin discharge rifle into ceiling
>bullet leave cabin now is hole in roof
>victory parade happen anyway

>60hz
and nothing of value was lost

>>32462051
Doubt you'd be complaining about the Tv if you discharged 300WM indoors without earpro desu.

>>32462203

i had a runaway gun with my 249
started shooting and my glovetip got stuck under the trigger between the triggerguard

had about 50 NDs in a row full auto, good thing range was hot or i would probably be in fort leavenworth for manslaughter

Both of my NDs occurred when I was pointing my guns down range.

One was while I was reloading my LH9 and fucking around with it as forgot I had one in the chamber still, and the other with my ithaca 37, in while I was trying to shoot trap with it upside down.

>>32462051
Had a hang fire in my 1897 once, ammo from the 70's. Pulled the trigger, and nothing happened, pointed it down towards the ground to release the slide. Went off into dirt. It was the first time shooting the thing and I didn't realize the slide would come back with the hammer down. I was dumb.

I had an AD with my uncles target .22lr.
Someone had done some messed up trigger work on it and as I was closing the bolt, the firing pin shot forward. Luckly it was pointed down range but that thing is dangerous.
He didnt seem to think so and thought the gun going off just by closing the bolt was a feature.

>>32462561
"slamfire feature" lol.

>>32462051
>Ever having a ND

Get rid of your guns now faggot

>>32462051
gonna have that shit stuffed and mounted and put on your wall?

>>32462254
>Accidental discharge
No such thing.

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>>32462351

>>32463105
I had a cobray m11 let off two rounds full retard when I racked the bolt one time. Went through the front of the bench divider into the empty lane next to me. Finger wasn't near the trigger. Never was able to recreate the problem. Gun works to this day.

>>32463161
Gun is defective, either you don't maintain it properly or it was built incorrectly. Someone was negligent there. Probably you.

So yeah, ND.

>>32463161
>Went through the front of the bench divider into the empty lane next to me
Negligent discharge.

Uh let's see...
Never because I'm not a Fucking retard

>>32462051
I think it bothers me more that it was left loaded and thought to be empty. Thats some bad luck waiting to happen. But seriously if you are done with a gun and don't plan on using it in defense; just double check buy running the action a few times.

>>32463188
Gun is 20+ years old. It's only happened once. I clean+oil every gun I shoot after every time I shoot it.

I've had two ND's in my lifetime
>mfw they're 2 and 4 years old now

>>32463161
>not pointed down range
ND you retard
Hope the range bamned your ass

All the sperging about NDs are autistic no guns.

You can't call yourself a real gun owner until you've shot a hole through your vehicles floor while hunting.

If you're testing your feed and shit you should be unloading and putting in snap-caps thereby forcing you to secure the firearm anyway.

None of these scenarios sound like anything but a retard acting like a retard and causing retard things to happen.

>>32462051
>>32462254

If you have an ND OR an AD you should sell your guns.

>>32463324
This.

>>32463324
>>32463341
Come and take them faggots

>>32463353
Sorry but you're the retarded faggot if you ever NDed.

It's literally the equivalent of a driver "accidentally" driving through a playground. The fact that it's a traffic violation and not manslaughter is because of pure dumb fucking luck. And the same goes with an ND of a firearm.

Unless you live alone on an Island there is potential lethal consequences.

>>32463282
Its the loosest range in miami. I still go twice a month

What is an ND? I know what an AD is. Thanks.

>>32462051
You should negligently discharge into your brain

>>32462517
Not negligent

>>32462561
Not negligent

>>32463267
>not learning from the first one
>ND'ing ever

Kill yourself

>>32463353
Kill yourself

>>32462051
I dunno if this counts as a ND but I had a savage axis go off just by closing the bolt, rifle was pointed downrange. An issue with an aftermarket stock was the cause. Took a dremel to it and solved it.

>>32463443
Not negligent, but mechanical
>savage axis
Kill yourself

I enjoy reading about NDs since it scares me into being fucking careful but it's always a bummer when such threads devolve into baiting.

>>32463456
It was my first rifle, got it for my birthday. I sold it and got a proper rifle afterwards.

>>32463466
>implying it's bait

If you have ever had a negligent discharge you genuinely need to kill yourself. There's just no coming back from it. Someone incapable of maintaining constant effort into being safe with their firearm has no business owning them because guess what, someone innocent is gonna get hurt.

>>32463485
>selling your first gun
Kill yourself

>>32463491
It wasn't my first gun, just my first rifle

>>32463501
>selling your first rifle
>selling any guns ever

REEEEEE KILL YOURSELF

>>32463514
but it was a shitty rifle and selling it let me buy something much better

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I violate all of the rules of gun safety constantly. I give zero fucks. Just don't put your finger on the fucking trigger and check erry tiem that the chamber is empty.

>>32463491
Yeah, that's what I mean, and of course when it gets mentioned, someone doubles down on it.

I work in a regulated field, and when things go wrong, negligently or not, there's a very real chance people could die. Not only from adulterated product, but also from product not reaching them in a timely manner (due to fuckups that lead to the product being thrown out). Incidents get documented and usually publicized so other people can learn from them. "kill urself" creates an environment where people won't talk about what can go wrong, to everyone's detriment.

That and I really enjoy reading about people fucking up.

One time I was doing Rambo poses in the mirror with my AK15 and I took the clip out and pulled the trigger and somehow it still went off anyway. I think the gun was defective.

>>32462051
Shame it wasn't through your own face

Holy fuck this thread.
>Hurrr Durr I forgot my gun was loaded
What in the fuck.

>>32462561
Well at least im not the only victim of fudd trigger jobs, happened with a 22 also.

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You should have put the barrel in your mouth, you fucking troglodyte.

I had a 240B ND on me once. It was sitting on the pintle mount on the back of the Stryker, we hit a bump and the fucking thing let off a single round. My AG and I looked at one another and went WTF?!

Took it to the armorer, yeah, the sear was a giant piece of shot-out shit and it desperately needed new parts.

>>32463491
>Selling your first gun
>Kill yourself

I dunno, my first gun was a 10GA that I literally took shooting twice. I've put maybe 100 rounds through it in six years.

My Desert Eagle is pushing 35,000 rounds, my Colt Mark IV/Series 70 is probably around 5,000 rounds... I just don't shoot the 10GA because there's nowhere for me to shoot it.

>>32464240
Probably the least culpable person in this thread.

>>32463622
I have my finger on the trigger when I hand-carry my handgun around the house. Just keep the gun properly maintained and the safety on, dipshit.

>shooting 586
>lining up shot
>oh fuck dust in eye ow
>go to manually decock
>thumb slips
>boom

Thank god nobody was around. Scared the fuck out of me.

>be me 2 years ago
>be at uncle's farm messing around with my compound bow
>get a bright Idea of seeing how high would the arrow fly if I shot it straight up
>shot it
>arrow flies off center and impales into a grazing cow's back on it's 'way down around 50 meters away
>gave off the loudest
>MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I ever heard

>be hunting birbs with dad
>he has the misfortune of being both impatient and clumsy
>ain't seen shit all morning
>getting pretty frustrated
>take a small break and start walking again
>somehow mishandles his gun while getting at low ready
>he fucking NDs right next to his feet

Thats the first time I knife-handed my dad.
I just hope he doesn't kill anybody with the 22 I just gave him.

>>32464320

did you fuck the cow

>>32464336
with my arrow

Never had a ND

>>32464368
only good response

thank god i have never had a ND in my 5 years of owning a weapon.

if you follow the rules of gun safety you will never experience it.

>>32463399
negligent discharge

>>32463105
Absolutely there is. AD and ND are similar, with AD also encompassing issues with the firearm. For example a firearm can go off due to a malfunction of some component and the firearm discharges. This would be an AD. An ND is where the user displays some level of ignorance when practicing firearm safety rules. In any case if you have an ND under any condition you're a fucking idiot and don't have the responsibility to own a gun.

>>32462254
>says the Muslim tripfag
Wew lad

>>32464878
>as if I've ever had an ND
Lelkek That really says something special about those morons.

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>bring car gun inside (VP9)
>set on table next to computer
>play a few games
>Oh shit forgot to unload it
>start to pull from holster
>decide to pull trigger for no reason at all
>BANG
>fuckfuckfuckfuck where is the bullet hole
>was on TeamSpeak with like 5 people all of them laughing their ass off that I just squeezed off a round in my house
>finally found hole, in the carpet, unnoticable unless you look for it really hard
>realize I'm on the second floor
>rush downstairs and search for hole
>...
>garage is covered in plaster, plaster all over my Toyota Sequoia....
>bullet trajectory was going straight to my hood
>nothing but a radial mark where the bullet went
Holy fuck I'm so glad I carry hollowpoints and not +P.

>>32464794
everyone NDs at some point in their life.
Get off your high horse faggot.

>>32464946
>car gun
>Sequoia
Sounds right.

>>32464954
>everyone NDs at some point in their life.
No, sell your guns

>>32464954
No lol no they don't. If you get careless even once then yes you will ND. I've never been careless with any of my firearms and follow every rule every second of the day. Being irresponsible is your choice not mine.

>>32464959
I own 4 cars.
My Sequoia is my road trip car.

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>>32464973
>>32464965
Kill yourself.

>>32464986
I bet they're all shit
>>32464996
Right after you sell you guns, you incompetent.

buying all guns 5k ea meet falador

>>32465016
1997 Corvette convertible
2003 Ukon XL
2010 Toyota Tacoma limited
2015 Toyota Sequoia
>sell all your guns
No.

>>32464954
>"Everyone NDs"
>projecting this hard

Just accept that you're fucking retarded

how do I prevent NDs with my sks? ive heard of issues with the firing pin or something that causes it to fire off a couple rounds on its own

just got an SKS and I haven't cleaned it yet

>>32465062
I believe there is a modification for putting a return spring on the firing pin but I don't own an SKS so I can't comment with any authority in the subject. Probably keeping your rifle clean is enough.

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>>32465050
Everyone is fucking retarded by anyone's metric on 4chan.
It is most likley that at some point in your 85+ year life you will have a ND.
Even if it's at a bench, or in a safe direction.
>>32465062
Just don't let the bolt fly home, just guide it in with your hand.
You're thinking of that one guy who slam fired all 8 rounds on accident.
>flush SKS down the toilet
>strip naked
>call sex operator
>wait for police

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>>32465016
>right after you sell you guns
>sell you guns
>you incompetent
You 12

>First trip to the range after putting a 2.5lb Kidd trigger in my 10/22

>range is hot

>still lining up sights, finger on trigger, getting ready to shoot

>premature POP, round hits paper but not close to my mark

That's my ND story.

A trigger like that takes a little getting used to, but god damn it feels good now that I have a feel for it.

The rest of you accidentally shooting guns in your house, you're seriously cancer. Hopefully you kill yourself before you hurt somebody else.

>>32465037
>all garbage
Wow I was right.

>>32465076
>It is most likley that at some point in your 85+ year life you will have a ND.
No, it's not.

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>>32465150
>implying
The only shitty one is my Ukon because it's my beater.
I'm about to get a mint '76 Chevy Silverado

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>>32465158
yes, it is.

>>32465169
C5 Corvettes that aren't Z06s are shitty, Sequoias are shitty, Tacomas are shitty, the Yukon is shitty (and apparently difficult for you to spell). Enjoy your C/K1500 that's probably as close to mint as dog shit is.

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>>32465197
Your opinions are shitty.

>>32465214
No, they're facts.

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>>32465037

>C5 vette

>>32463630

OP here

>Incidents get documented and usually publicized so other people can learn from them. "kill urself" creates an environment where people won't talk about what can go wrong, to everyone's detriment.

It's critically important to foster an environment where people can share their mistakes with everyone so we can all learn from them. People fuck up and accidents happen. I completely deserve all the flak you guys can throw at me. I am sharing this to specifically remind you guys to stay vigilant and follow all four rules without exception. I am very lucky that the only thing harmed was a fancy monitor.

Luckily it happened in the basement and the bullet pulverized a cinder block and went straight into the dirt but you better believe that I understand the gravity of the incident and I thank god every time I see that hole in the wall nobody was hurt.

>>32465231
No, opinions.

>>32465236
I'm lucky I didn't even shoot anything important, or that the bullet didn't go through the hood of my favorite car.
>>32465232
It's nice to drive to church.

>>32465236
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_WTjjPyd2s

>>32465267
>Favorite car
>Toyota Sequoia

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>>32465457
Name anything wrong with it that isn't your shitty shitposting opinion.

>>32465492
>It's a Sequoia
>shitty long as fuck SUV
>Can't offroad
>shit C channel frame
>it's what poor people buy when they can't afford an LC.

>>32463188

>dont have xray vision to see if the gun is working correctly

LOL ND SELL UR GUNS U FAGGET

>>32464794
What would you consider when you are looking down the sights at a target and you pull the trigger before you intend to. Thats happened to me a few times when I was still new to shooting rifles with nice triggers. Or would that just be poor trigger control.

>>32465565
Accidental discharge.

>>32465514
>shitty long as fuck SUV
The Toyota Tundra is one of the best trucks on the market and it's basically the same thing but with an SUV body
>can't off road
Not in any extensive manner, as it wasn't designed for it. That's what my Tacoma TRD is for.
>C frame
Nothing especially wrong here
>it's what poor people buy
Sure if they get it barbones and used.
Mines a 2015 platinum.
Payed ~$63,000 in full.
Defiantly not for poor people.

>>32465588
Cool, enjoy your mommobile.

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>>32465615
Thanks.
Enjoy having shitty, useless opinions that nobody will ever listen to.

>>32465565
I think that would be classified under AD because you were following the safety rules but pulled the trigger too early.

>>32465076
>It is most likley that at some point in your 85+ year life you will have a ND.

This is what morons tell themselves to feel better about being human garbage

Same logic as drunk drivers that think everyone else drives drunk and just doesn't get caught.

>>32465630
Cool, I'll enjoy off roading in my actual Land Cruiser

If you're so brain numbingly moronic that you can't clear a gun before operating the trigger then the next shot you fire should be into your own head.

>>32462051
>.300WM indoors

Can you still hear anything?

>>32465695
Yes It was fucking LOUD. but I had so much adrenaline going I didn't notice any ringing in my ears. I was too busy shitting my pants and running around outside to make sure it didn't exit the house.

>>32465678
That's what my mother drives, cept the more expensive Lexus version.
Ill enjoy offroading in my Tacoma. Pussyfart.
>>32465674
Except NDs don't often end up killing anyone anywhere near as much as a 2 ton hunk of metal traveling at 60 mph does.
NDs are the result of unconscious actions, drunk driving is a conscious choice.
Not a proper comparison.
>>32465687
nou

>>32462377
Pretty sure there's no commonly available 4k screens above 60hz right now. OP's shit was as good as one can get with 4k (with a reasonable amount of money).

Correct me if I'm wrong though, but I haven't seen anything higher.

>>32465724
144hz is so nice tho.
I want to get a 4k 144hz for my WT planes and DCS world dogfighting.

>fiddling with glock 43
>try to disassemble the slide
>it won't come off
>rack the slide and pull the trigger to attempt to remove it once more
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>I am speechless
>I spot two holes on my sleeve and blood on the floor

Turned out that I had completely forgotten to remove the (loaded) magazine from the gun before attempting disassembly, and even though the slide wouldn't come off, I still didn't think of checking if the mag was in! What a huge retard I have been that evening.
Anyway, I shot my arm but it was only a grazing wound, the bullet didn't penetrate the wall (outer wall), all windows were closed so no neighbor heard of it, but shit, my ears, it only worsened my ear loss and tinnitus, which were both pretty bad already.

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>at range testing out new Sphinx subcompact
>nothing done to the gun, just properly oiled and cleaned, basically brand new
>insert mag, pointed down range
>rack the slide finger nowhere close to the trigger
>gun goes off and stovepipes
>send it off to Kriss and they fix it
>end up selling it and bought a CZ RAMI to carry instead because didn't trust the gun

>>32465724

You're correct. It is still pretty much in a class of its own.

https://www.amazon.com/Philips-BDM4065UC-Resolution-Speakers-DisplayPort/dp/B00SCX78JS

I have this one now:

https://www.amazon.com/Philips-BDM4350UC-43-Inch-IPS-LED-Monitor/dp/B01E18XRY2

it's much nicer.

I mostly got it for the screen real estate. but games are fucking fantastic. On any 4k monitor that is smaller than 40" you need to use display scaling in order to be able to read anything. When you scale the display you negate the benefit of having more real estate. 43" is just about perfect. ideally it would also have gsync and 144hz but my titan x can barely push 60hz in most games at 4k anyhow.

>>32465732
I've got a oculus rift for Flight/Space sims. Shit is way better than any monitor for those types of games.

>>32465722
>That's what my mother drives, cept the more expensive Lexus version.
Sounds like she has actual good taste, unless it's the current facelift LX570. Tell her to take it off road.
>Ill enjoy offroading in my Tacoma.
Lol not with that breakover angle, fag.

>>32465747
It's easy to see why you have hearing loss and tinnitus.

>>32465774
Nah it's an older one, 1994 I think. She drives it all over the mountains in Aspen, Colorado.
>Not with that breakover angle
I've never, ever, high centered that bitch and I've tried pretty hard.
If you spend your time fucking off driving over rocks all the time you enjoy that, mudding and drive racing is more fun to me.

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>>32465824
>>32465774
dirt*

>>32464320
how did you explain this?

>>32465565

I would consider that a bad shot. Did you have your finger on the trigger before your sights were on paper? If so, that could be considered an ND, but if you had good TD up until you were sighted in on paper, it would just be a bad shot.

The hyper polarized homos in this thread are half retarded, Dont listen to them. Dont get me wrong, an ND is pretty inexcusable, but these kids are just shit flinging.

>>32465824
>Nah it's an older one, 1994 I think.
LX450 didn't exist in 1994.
>I've never, ever, high centered that bitch and I've tried pretty hard.
It's pretty east to do when you don't only off road in the desert.

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>>32465841
Well I live in a damn desert. So fuck you (^:
>didn't exist in 1994
That's why I said I think.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lexus_LX
Must be like a 1999 or 2000?
I'll probably buy it off of her in a few years and get her a new car, and give it to my son.

>>32465062
Clean your bolt. When you're done shake it like it's your meat. Firing pin bounces back and forth you're fine. If it doesn't clean it again. Or get return spring, they're only a couple bucks. I've definitely had mine slam fire on me back before I knew this could be a thing.

>>32465062

This

>>32465957

Dumb buddy who didn't keep his SKS clean had his shoot off three in a row when he released the bolt at the range. his hand wasn't even on the trigger.

Cop who was at the range came over and inspected the gun because he thought he was shooting an illegally modified automatic weapon.

Not gonna lie I'm on LSD, but how is the second worst trip here muslimbro actually giving decent advice here. He never even earned bro status

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>>32466088

Checked

did you post in the wrong thread?

>>32465722
>NDs are the result of unconscious actions

Being a negligent, retarded fuckup =/= "unconscious action"

>>32466119

Negligence discharge is due to negligence.

>>32466111

nah these seemed like effort not troll replies from one of this board's most boring/annoying troll>>32464973
>>32465071


also I am on LSD for the first time in while

>>32466167
also why did my (you) get stolen, fuck this, 2 nukes wasn't enough

>>32466088
I often give good advice when I'm not shitposting my friend.

>>32466119
I did not make a conscious choice to not follow saftey rules.
Meaning it was the result of unconscious actions (or lack thereof) and thus negligent.
If it was by conscious decision it was just a discharge.
Everyone wants to be a smart ass today huh?

>at a party with coworkers/friends
>not that large, about 9 of us including myself
>at this point we're all pretty intoxicated
>somehow get on the subject of guns
>all of us have guns and conveniently all of us have them in our cars
>all unanimously decide to go get them
>showing off, talking about our guns etc.
>NO HOMO
>one coworker had an M&P 9mm
>other coworker is admiring it
>see him in the corner of my eye as he picks up the handgun, marvels at it, racks the slide, ejects the magazine and points it at the floor
>in my drunk state I'm thinking "that's not the correct order" but my body isn't acting upon my thoughts
>apparently he thought that he ejected the magazine first before racking the slide
>mutters "bang" before he actually pulls the trigger and the gun fires
>he looks up at everyone with a face of pure relaxation and says "I did that"

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>>32466350
That's a good one.

>>32464900
As if you have a gun to ND with

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>>32463313

>>32466385
I got plenty :)

>>32464240

Not an ND, that's a mechanical malfunction.

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>>32465883
*Wife's soon

>>32466625
you tried

>>32464320
lol did you pull it out?

>>32465588
63k Toyota momUV


I was with you all up until this point. What a shame

>>32466697
I have a child.
What is wrong with owning a luxury SUV?

>>32466734
Why do it? If you aren't going to go off road there's no reason to have an SUV over any other wagon or just a sedan. How fat is your kid they can't fit in a normal sedan?

>>32466435
Gib proofs

>>32466753
When you routinely drive across the country for 6 hours + every month or less it is nice to have a big ass comfy SUV.
Also I want to make sure my wife is driving the biggest fucking thing on the road so her dumb ass doesn't get my son or herself kid.

>>32466797
gimme a minute and ill post my slr and one of my nuggets

>>32466803
If your wife is that retarded you shouldn't let her dumb ass drive, jackass. I hope whoever she crashes into kills her and your son.

>>32466820
You're going to continue shitposting or fuck off?

>>32466811
I will be patient

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>>32466811
>>32466838
no need

>>32466833
You going to continue being a stain on society or double murder-suicide your family?

>>32466803
If safety is a concern you could have gotten a turbod Volvo xc60 for that price. More than enough space and AWD, as well as Volvo. Otherwise, something like a suburban (hell a blazer would be enough for any kids and stuff) that would be hella cheaper.
Also
>Toyota
>luxury

>>32466842
You should get a handgat

>>32466895
I got more guns my friend these are just the ones that are right next to me. I carry every day.

>>32466877
Neither my wife nor I have been in a serious accident in 15+ years.
It was simply me getting away with calling my wife stupid behind her back.
Calm your fucking autism.
>>32466882
My family used to have a K5 blazer, 1973. But it's sitting in a shed somewhere rusting.
>volvoxc60
Too small. I drive basically cross a quarter of the country pretty often. My Sequoia is comfortable as all hell and a smooth ride, it's like the interior of a Range Rover without breaking down every 5 miles.
>suburban
I own a 2003 Ukon XL with 165000 miles on it.
>Toyota
>luxury
The Platinum Sequoia is pretty much a luxury SUV.
I didn't want to buy a Lexus.

>>32466961
Enjoy your 63k castration friendo. I see a grand caravan in your future.

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>>32462051
never had a negligent discharge.
but i had a nocturnal emission once.
does that count?

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>>32466987
>still shitposting

Firing a buddy's dad's SKS, unfamiliar with the weapon. Accidentally load 11 rounds in internal magazine, can't get bolt to go home. Finally slam the bolt home and weapon goes off, bolt slammed back into my hand from weapon cycling, hurt like a motherfucker.

That was the only time.

>>32466004
The shitty thing is that the atf doesn't make a distinction. An unmaintainted sks can by law be a machine gun.

>>32463436
lol he means he ND'd into a grill with his dick. Hes talking about his kids moron

>>32464183
>rambo poses

>Clip

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>32467038
signs of autism include not understanding humor.
I think you found an autist anon.

If my only ever ND was from when I was 12 and literally all my dad taught me about firearm safety was "Don't point it at another person," can I still honestly say I've never had an ND? I really don't think that should count...

>>32462051
I did that as well except into a rear-projection TV with a bb gun
it still works, but the lamp and DLP chip has died due to use

>>32467115
No, by autism standards apparently you should kill yourself.
Most people have an ND at some point in their life even if at the range in a completely safe environment.
They just lie about it and sit on their ghostly high horse because they have nothing else to be proud of other than their 2 inch dicks.

ITT: retards dont listen to the first rule, dont point at anything you dont want to shoot, this goes doubly so when you are loading the gun you dipshits, or cocking at the range.

>>32467138
I did mine when I was a lad with a bb gun
didn't know anything about gun safety until years later, I'm super careful about that shit now

>>32465724
This is correct. You can get TVs with 120hz native panels though. Some of them have reasonable response rates if you configure them right. Only real issue is you'll have to use HDMI 2.0/2.1 or whatever instead of DP.

>>32465773
If your monitor is that big you really can probably find a TV with a 120hz panel of a comparable size.

>>32462254
>implying ADs exist

>implying any non-targeted discharge isn't an ND

wew

>>32467215
kinda. TVs tend to have absolute shit response times and input lag making them shitty for games. Many have a "game mode" but then the image quality looks terrible and often drops from 4:4:4 chroma to 4:2:1 in 4k at 60hz.

This monitor pushes 4k at 60hz in full 4:4:4 chroma mode with about 23ms input latency.

>>32462561
*I had an ND with my uncles target .22lr.

Fixed it for you, anon.

>>32462051
blew up a flower vase once with an AR, barely missed the window. luckily the ammo was fragmenting and the only damage was cleaning up broken glass from the vase. triple check the chamber before you drop the hammer

>>32466961
>I need a giant SUV to drive 700 miles because my family are all 500lbs.

>>32467395
>still shitposting
I'm 6'1" 190 lbs.
Sorry your poor and can't afford nice things like a big suv

>>32463456
>>32464794
>implying to not properly inspect and function test your firearm is anything other than negligence

>>32467423
At least he's not overpaying for a glorified minivan

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>>32466625
>shit stain in the underwear

>>32465062
degrease, with special emphasis on making sure the firing pin channel is clear before you reassemble your rifle, then function test with a fresh snap cap and observe to see if the firing pin has struck the primer area harder than a free floating firing pin normally would.

If you have any doubt, go into more detailed checks on the mechanical operation of the rifle.

>>32467002
yes

>>32467423
I have an SUV that can actually go off road.

>>32465037
Don't let these basement dwellers fuck with you. You've got more vehicles than most of them

>>32467667
holy shit I can't believe this pathetic pissing match is still going on.

>>32465232
Arguably the best generation of corvettes. You have no clue what you're talking about.

>>32462254
they are just baby boys they are still nearnin on it

The only 2 NDs I saw were the same range day in basic training, years ago. First, one girl was walking away from her failed qual and decided to do a functions check while walking, bullet went off 2 inches from 1sg foot, no more army.

2nd, same day, same situation, but the 2nd girl got her ND in that clearing barrel, both pretty funny

>>32467744
all vettes are ugly american trashcans

>>32467744
That's wrong, it's definitely the C7. The C6 was good, too. Even the C4 ZR-1 was a monster. The C5 Z06 is behind all of these but way ahead of any other model of C5.

>>32466938
what do you carry?

>>32468350

shame

>>32465839
Quick question: after you fire one round from a semi-automatic gun, are you supposed to remove it from the trigger, then put it back on for your follow-up shot?

I went to the range for the first time since Boy Scouts a few days ago and that's something I was unsure of. It's not like the recoil forced me off the target but I was spending time readjusting between shots.

>>32466350
All of you are idiots

>>32468446
"it" meaning your finger

>>32462254
When shtf I'm going to shoot you in the back and eat your corpse

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>>32468514
jokes on you. i have cancer

>>32465022
truly and underrated post.
also selling rune wc axe.

>>32468486
Just decrease pressure on the trigger until you feel it reset then fire again.

>>32466625
This dude needs to wipe better, god damn dude

>>32469120
You mean that's not normal? I buy dark underwear for this very reason

>>32469758
could be your diet or wrecked asshole causing anal seepage.

Frequent bouts of boisterous damp farts can cause this too.

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I never have loaded firearms in my house.
Mags are always outside the gun and inside the case
I never dry fire my guns.
The trigger is only pulled when I have a target downrange

ILL NEVER ND OR AD EVER!!
Y'all stupid of you have a non malfunction related discharge

>>32464954
No. Pretty sure that's the thing people who have ND'd tell themselves and others in order to feel better about themselves.

>>32465062
Most of those people didnt get into the bolt and firing pin channel during their cosmoline clean up. When you shake the bolt, you should hear the firing pin freely moving about.
Don't slather lube/oil in the channel, makes it gunk up much easier.
Don't buy shitty ammo with super marshmallow soft primers.

>>32465071
That firing pin spring for the sks seems to get negative reviews, mainly how it breaks real quick. Besides, free floating firing pins are prevalent in a lot of modern rifles.

>>32465732
good luck keeping your frames above 144fps@4K even with the best card out right now, unless you plan on sacrificing graphical quality.

>>32471354
I know it's not possible, I'm talking of the future.
>>32471266
Fuck off.

>>32464347
did she live?

>>32468359
same tbqh

>>32465236
dont worry OP, people complaining about this shit are retards.

I'm glad people like you share your stories so I can learn from them.

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>>32462051
Is that cokemans dad's house?

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>>32471480

who?

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>>32464183
>>32467077

>>32466535
>Not an ND, that's a mechanical malfunction.
...caused by negligent maintenance practices.

Maybe OP wasn't negligent, but somebody was.

Not sure if this counts, but one time I was testing my colt frontier scout .22 revolver to see at what exact point of letting the hammer go while holding the trigger down would make it fire.

Did it like 15 times of progressively pulling the hammer back further and further before it fired. Idk if it was from built-up hits or if I finally reached the exact distance it needed but it still scared the shit out of me when it went off.

Was aiming at my backstop on my property while doing this..

>>32462485
can confirm this shit happened ALL THE FUCKING TIME

then you get counciled for being out of uniform when you only wear one glove at teh range..

man i hated my fucking unit. yep, take 14 months to find the pedo who was fucking local middleschoolers (and glaoting) , take near 2 YEARS to find the drug dealer nco.

and take 18.936 seconds to locate, find, write a counseling statement, and repimend the e3 who was having safety issues with his uniform..for being out of uniform...

>>32463012
Kek

>>32463375
>Unless you live alone on an island there is potential lethal consequences

You can't really call other people retarded when you're barely literate, anon.

>>32463375
It'd be more like a driver reversing into a wall or another car when attempting to go forward.

I've never had one, but they do happen unfortunately. Some are dumber than others. As long as the gun is pointed in a safe direction, hey, they survived.

OP is pretty dumb though. Dry firing without checking the chamber. Very dumb.

>>32465062
Slam fire is not a problem, it is feature.

>>32465841
>>32465883

Why don't you two just get a room and fuck already?

>>32470821
>I never have loaded firearms in my house

But if someone breaks in how are you gonna shoot them?

Had a 10/22 unload a 30rnd banana clip in a few seconds when the pin jammed up and went full auto mode on me, apart from that I have never ND, im not retarded and was taught to respect firearms as a kid

>>32468626
White berries 10k fresh from wildy

>>32472398

Was the pin just dirty?

>>32472398
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pf31EZ9gAJk
was it like this?
sounds spooky

>>32466803
This

>>32466350
Funny, I laughed.

>>32465037
>arguing with things that can't be proven to people who aren't real

>>32467334
>implying you know what you're talking about
>>32467431
>implying this is how an ND happens
>doesn't consider the possibility of the gun breaking
Okay kid.
>>32468350
That depends on the weather either a shield or uspc.

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>>32466659
I know

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>>32472398
>Not retarded
>Banana clip

>>32463012
it's by far the biggest display I've ever shot so maybe I should.

>>32466350
"that's not the correct order" kek

>>32467385
except it wasn't negligent because it was a gun malfunction, not forgetting to follow the rules of gun safety.

Does it count as a negligent stab, if I speared my ceiling with a nugget+bayonet.

>>32463622
I can't check that the chamber is empty because it's always loaded. Guns aren't useful empty

>>32472406
Yeh it was an old beater
>>32472407
Yep - except min had a shortened barrel and custom steel collapsable stock to make it look like a SMG
>>32473667
Hey i was 12 and see above, i felt like the coolest 12year old ever

>>32462051
>Lets hear your ND stories.

Well, I'll have to let you know when it happens because I've been shooting guns for 24 years and it hasn't happened yet.

>>32466088
Dude that must be some good universe altering shit, because that cocksucker is one of the worst posters I have had the displeasure to read in over 5 years.

>>32476735
>zed

>>32476740
What do you mean by this zed?

>>32462051
>In garage
>cleaning durr gun
>eject BLR magazine
>Open lever and nothing flies out
>slam it closed
>put thumb on hammer and pull trigger
>hammer slips
>.308 goes off a few inches from my ear
>I sit there for a minute or two as drywall snows down on me

>>32476827
>not knowing who zed is