What gun would Santa use?

>>32449292
Hmm. Would need something that functions well in all environments, possibly even at high altitude and speeds. Also would need to be compact enough to fit in a sleigh, yet stout enough to take the beating of traveling around the world in a single night.

Thus, AK74-U

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>>32449321
good choice

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>>32449292
Spas 12

>>32450017
That's a big AK7

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>>32449292
dunno, but jesus is partial to vintage M16A1s

>>32450216
santa must be very familiar with snowflakes living in the north pole and all that

>>32449292

lol the santa in that pic has nothing but disdain in his eyes.

And santa doesn't carry, his elf operators do. And you will never see them coming.

>>32450226
4U

>>32449292
A Remington 870.

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>>32449292
A Red Ryder Carbine Action 200-shot Range Model air rifle with a compass in the stock.

>>32450354
>Chicken wing
would not operate with

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>>32449292
A festivus themed Deagle of course.

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>>32449292
AR variant