Me Chinese Me post thread Me stack bean bags on my head

With a nick nack paddy wack
Give a dog a bone
This old chink came shooting home

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Me chinese
Me farm rice
Me shoot raifu very nice

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Me chinese
Me take nap
Then me wake up and shoot jap

Me Chinese
Me play joke
Me go pee pee in your coke!

Me OP
Me suck dick
Me have ding dong small like prick

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I'm not Chinese! I'm the Vietnamese! Ban Chet me may bay gio.. ke thua cuoc .Muon Chet nua Khong? Du me mi..

Me Chinese
Me copy your plan
Me make j20 for government man

>>32441932
>pran

Ftfy

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Me Chinese
Me crose one eye to shroot
Me cannot cannot keep ushir eye opren
After me kill Japanese devils, me will sing praise of great Chaing Kai-Shek
Me stir mad that generar Stirwell call Chiang "peanut"

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You won't be laughing so much when this happens, morons.

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Me Chinese
Me has Mauser C96 Broomhandle
Factory not know engrish and stamp "M" upside down
Now me have Wauser C96 Broomhandle

>>32442210
Me Chinese
Me fantasize
Me go on 4chan and post lies

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Me Chinese
Me spend rong time buirding Tank company
Me buy best Avairabre Engrand Tank - Vickers Mark E
Me send all tanks into Shanghai in 1937
Me charge heavily defended Japanese positrion
Me not know good combined infanry trank tractics
Me waste all Vickers Tranks and all best infantry in suicidral frontral attack on heavy Japanese defensres

>>32440826
With a click clack waifu wack
Give a bro a rone
We expose our ass to you

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Me Chinese
Me have Dadao sword
Me sword not decaent made like Japanese sword
Me no care folded 1 mirrion times
Me have sword made by locar smith
Me have sword lrast lrong time
Me sword be symbol of resistrance against Japarese
Peanut happy with swrord

>>32442222
underrated quad dubs of truth

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Me Peanut
Me use gangs to help keep power
Me more corrupt than froppy disk on giant magnet
Me spend years training best forces with german commanders
Me waste best units in attacks thrat would make Douglas Haig cringe
Now me exile in Tiawan

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Me Chinese
Me convince students to beat up and kill their teachers in great curturar revorution
Then me rearize not such a good Idea
Me send students into countryside permenantry
Me in total control so no one notice
Me have curlt or personarity
Me not let Zhou Enlai get cancer treatment
He die

>>32440826

I have a feeling if he fired like that the scope would end up being an extension of his eye.

Can someone tell me if that's correct?

>>32442297
that's probably the reason he's holding the barrel down

>>32442297
if he's not properly handling the recoil it could well thonk him in the eye

>>32442222

Holy shit

>>32442300
>>32442302

I think we can both agree his homie behind him is gonna get it in the eye though.

>>32440792
i get the thing with those casings on the rifles and it's kinda impressive

but what the fuck is up with those bean bags

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>>32442222
Keked and checked

>>32440858

>Zip up boots

>Not even zipped up properly

>>32442221
Pronounced "Wowser"

>>32442418
Asians FUCKING LOVE half-secured boots as fashion for some reason.

>>32440858
>would colonize savagly

>>32442222
Praise Kek!

>>32441150
Do you even speak Vietnamese?

>>32443005
>Do you even speak Vietnamese?
Me love you long time?

>>32443022
great

>>32441150
Ao dai >>>>Kimono>>>shit>>>>Qipao

>>32440858
I would love to put my hong kong in her if you know what I mean

>>32440792
You mean rice bags, right?

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>>32441150
I don't like her

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>>32443005
Co, ban noi tieng Viet di

>>32442277
At least he could triforce correctly.

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>>32442222

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>>32442222

>>32442202
>chiang Kai shek
That looks like a surplus Gewehr 1888 or variant thereof to me...

>>32442222
Rekt checkt and kekt

>>32442210
me chinee
me wok for 50 cent army
me get rice or die trying

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>>32442222

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China will grow larger.

Me Chinee
Me pray dumb
Me buy brand new Grock 41