It's just how I feel. No disrespect intended.

Anyone wanna finger me arsehole for 20 dollars?

>>32439977
>cheapest Mercedes
>cheapest HK
>cheapest Johnnie Walker
>shitty dollar store sunglasses

You're right, they all belong together in the trash

Are you implying there are people out there that intentionally purchase things exclusively for the brand name rather than the quality for the sole purpose of appearing more wealthy than they are to gain superficial recognition to make up for their lack of legitimate success?

I don't believe you.


>Johnnie Walker's not bad though

>>32439977
Noguns here. Why is the muzzle on the opposite side of the gun?

Well fuck your feelings.

>>32440050
So you can kermit suicide with your HK Brand HK VP9 HK Pistol (TM) before you die in a drunk driving accident after getting plastered with your watered down Johnny Walker followed by crashing your Volkswagen with a different logo

>>32439977
Ive been staring at this for 60 seconds and literally dont get it at all
And i got a perfect 100 on an iq test

>>32440022
who are you quoting

>>32440022
Yeah that's exactly what I meant. You pretty much nailed it.
None of those items are bad though. Mercedes are legitimate nice cars, the vp9 does shoot nice and Johnny Walker is as you say, not bad.

It's just that despite being nice items, they are in a way an insult to their brand IMO. I mean, not really but kind of.

>JW Red
>No coke
You do realize Red label was made specifically for mixing right? It's disgusting taken straight

>>32439985
$25 and you've got a deal, friend.

>>32440022
Johnny walker is terrible.

>>32440020
>cheapest JH
still a $35 bottle of scotch you cunt it could be the $15-20 kind

>>32440077
>Volkswagen with a different logo
Holy shit you're a retard.

>>32439985
30$ or bust

>>32440498
>t. C class owner

It's a joke nigger, much like the C line.

>>32439985
I'll do it for free if you pay for gas and a bar of soap

>>32440535
You mean the CLA? You know Mercedes and VAG are not related, right?

>>32440493
>not drinking superior J&B

>>32439977
The car should be a CLA though.

Replace with a 1977 Ford F250, Glock 19, Jameson and keep the dollar store glasses and I'm down.

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>>32440083
>perfect 100 on an IQ test
This made me giggle more than it ought to.

>>32440547
>You mean the CLA?
The C class as well, it's still bottom tier, CLA just doesn't have a sedan model

(exception being AMG models)

>You know Mercedes and VAG are not related, right?
Yes, it was just a shot about them both being German.

>>32440598
The C class isn't 'bottom' tier. It's just a compact sedan. The C250 sucks, but the 300 and 350 are ok. C63 AMG is great, of course. CLA is a sedan.

>>32440624
The C class is literally the lowest quality and price line they offer, it is the bottom tier. The C63 AMG is great, I'll agree with you on that, but the 250, 300, and 350 are pretty crap for the price, they've got the Mercedes Tax just like the CLA.

And the CLA is a coupe model my dude.

>>32440652
4 door coupe isn't real. The CLA is the lowest they offer in America. The A class is the lowest they offer in Europe.

If I have a walther, am I excused from this shit throwing contest?

>>32440337
Trailing greentext is postscript, niggerface.

>>32440671
>4 door coupe isn't real
https://www.mbusa.com/mercedes/vehicles/class/class-CLA/bodystyle-CPE

Marketed as a coupe, this is what the manufacturer calls it.

>The CLA is the lowest they offer in America. The A class is the lowest they offer in Europe
I'll give you that, I was speaking exclusively about American models. The CLA/C class (non-AMG) is the poor man's Mercedes in burgerland, for those who just buy the logo. Same as people who drive 200 series BMWs.

>>32440559
>not drinking superior J&B
J&B is menopause-water
Real men drink Glengoyne

>>32440703
The marketers are wrong. Couple is defined as a 2 door car.

>>32440692
Found the newfag

>>32440758
Coupes usually have 2 doors, they don't have to have 2. Coupe vs Sedan is determined by the size of the cabin, not the number of doors. Coupes (having the smaller interior size benchmarks) typically have 2 doors which are longer, while sedans have 4 smaller sized doors due to their larger cabin. It also usually goes that coupes have 2 or 4 seats (usually bucket), while sedans have 5 (middle rear seat).

tl;dr No, number of doors doesn't determine the type.

>>32440506
bust a nut?

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>>32440854
I don't know what fucked up backwards weird as part of the world you're from but let me simplify it for you:

Coupe = 2 doors.
Sedan = 4 doors.
Some other cars have odd numbers of doors. Those are neither coupes nor sedans.

>>32440493
$35 bourbon > $35 scotch.

I have to spend $60+ before I get to a scotch I'd take over Buffalo Trace.

>>32440854
Coupes, by definition, are 2 doors. It has nothing to do with the size of the cabin, where did you even hear that? Is an SL600 a sedan while a Honda Fit 4 door is a coupe?
>usually goes that coupes have 2 or 4 seats (usually bucket), while sedans have 5 (middle rear seat).
Wow better tell my SUV it's a fuckin' coupe, then, since it only has 2 seats on the second row.

>>32440854
why do cretins like you that are too fucking stupid to even quickly check what you're about to spew bullshit about find it necessary to throw in your bit of retardation in?

>>32440923
Buffalo Trace is disgusting. Someone told me it's the same distillery that makes Pappy Van Winkle's (I've had Pappy Van Winkle's and yes it's that good.) so I tried Buffalo Trace and it's gross.

Decent Scotch can be had for close to $30 though. Glenlevit 12 year isn't bad.

Seriously if you're on a budget but want decent whisky or whiskey:

Glenlevit 12year
Woodford Reserve
Maker's 46
Black label (green and gold are a waste of money IMO, they're not much better than black and they're not even close to blue)


Anyway, that's my 2 cents.

>>32440652
the lowest is the cla and the a class. the c class is higher because its rwd unlike the cla.
>>32440758
Europeans are just retarded when it come to cars.

>>32440493
If you're paying 35$ for that bottle you're getting ripped off
>>32440923
Fuck bourbon.

What about my set-up:
>1990 Toyota Supra, currently pushing 380hp
>USP compact w/o decocker
>american Optical aviators
>Coca-Cola Vanilla, as I don't drink

Am I the only one that drinks Glenrothes?

>>32441149

Buffalo trace put out a bad batch earlier this year. Like, fucking horrible undrinkable bad. We stopped carrying it all summer because of it.

I tasted it recently and it was fine though. Maybe you had some of that batch?

>>32441149

Green is the best JW though.

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>>32439977
>drinks Johnnie Walker
>not superior Johnnie Worker

>>32442874
It was earlier this year but I'm not getting another one to find out.

>>32440493
Red Label is like $19 for a fifth around here. Black Label is about $35, and a significantly better scotch

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>>32440598
I drive a CLS550, but it isn't a bottom-tier C class.

>>32440020
Cheapest Merc is an a class