Last Secret Santa Unboxing Thread til New Years

I got first shitpost this time bitches.

Second shitpost

First for complaining that I got some used patches and not a gold plated SAW.

Grayson in salt lake you better post my gift negro

5th for grinched.

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>>32439485
I didn't see any pics from my target. pic related

BB in Florida you better post your gift you swampnigger. I have you my favorite flag and my 8th favorite book and I want to see your reaction

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>>32439566
also thanks whoever had me targeted <3

>>32439568
*gave

>>32439229
I thought yours was coming to me. I have the tub shit/Slav shit and was confused that the package was sent early but then recieved something with no bite that didn't require a condom .

Fuck you assholes who didn't do an unboxed pic. Fuck you. Including my target fuck you I tried and bought you shit specifically in your sizs. Merry Christmas I hope you love it but fuck you

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>>32439613
Calm down man, he might have been busy with family all day. Though I did enjoy my target posting pics.

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>>32439649

>>32439568
>Florida
>swamp nigger

was it deliver to gainesville?

Once again, heartfelt thanks to my Santa, a "Bitte" to my target, thanks to Merchant for organizing, and a Merry /K/ristmas to the rest of my fellow /k/ommandos.

Didn't see the new thread so I posted in old one

Creep you are awesome for doing all the leg work to get this out together.

Was in the 25-30 bracket. Received a morakniv ($14 on Amazon) and a beat to shit Bad Motherfucker Wallet. Bleh. (The lower brackets existed for a reason, dudes without much money).

Still waiting to see my target post a picture... :(

Shoutouts to Merchant for Organizing, you a best.

>>32439935
Holy shit QUIT COMPLAINING. Seriously, just because you didn't get a genuine Vintorez doesn't mean you get to complain. Your Santa was not obligated to get you anything and you're probably undervaluing your gift for pitty points.

Its not about getting more than you sent. It's about getting something for someone and putting thought into it.

This isn't a money making scheme, this isn't to increase your net worth. It's about doing something nice.

>>32439980
It's an exchange, if I wanted to just get something nice for someone or give just to give I would have skipped Secret Santa and gave more to charity like Toys for Tots or something. If you get a crap gift in a structured exchange like this it's fine to complain.

>>32439935
I sent the merchant a package worth around $20 as a thank-you. No unboxing yet.
Not from my target either.

>>32439958
>Your Santa was not obligated to get you anything

Literally the opposite of the agreement for participation.

>>32440057
That's an awesome gesture. We'll get pictures soon, or our targets were too shy :3

>>32440057
Sorry man, I was so busy with everyone else's Christmas, I never quite got around to mine lol. I'll probably be busy as hell tomorrow so if I don't post, I promise I will in the New Years Day late gift box opening thread.

>>32440064
Sounds like someone's salty about not getting a .999 silver barrel meme nugget from their Santa

>>32440099
sounds like someone's salty for being called out on as a cheap piece of shit.

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>>32439485
roach bait made me laugh, good job (I have a canik)

>>32440108
How many people have gotten an actually cheap gift? Everything I've seen in the past three threads looks good

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Thanks for the patches mr shackleford

>>32440109
Ayyy glad you enjoyed it, Merry /k/ristmas

I'm very glad my Santa enjoyed the vaginal discharge mints

>posting in the original thread instead of the new one
I'm a doof. I'll just copy and paste it again:

>mfw Creep messaged me back with the tracking number finally, only to see the package was at the airport by 6 am yesterday
>yet UPS didn't deliver it

Wew, at least I know I didn't get grinched.
See you all in the New Years late opening thread then!

(or the /ak/ dump now, your choice)

>>32439958

That's wrong. If you sign up for a secret Santa you are obligated to send a gift. That gift should also fulfill the monetary value of the bracket you chose.

>>32440269
Again, have any gifts THAT WERE POSTED not done that? This guy is only saying he got a knife he valued himself at $15 but he didn't do any unboxing pictures.

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oh shit i'm doing this next year with you guys

>>32438649

ooh that was me. Actually asked very politely in the comment box (as is appropriate in Canadian custom) for them to write that on the box.

did anyone save story time from thread 1?

>tfw sender didn't respond at all to my posts

feelsbadman, even posted a pic of me in the milsurp

A Rusty Shackleford in V. Texas has gotten their packages, im at work tonight so i will post the unboxing monday morning. The presents i got are great and make me feel like i should have done a little more for my own targets ._.

>>32440193
i dont remember who i sent that one to. did you get boxes too?

>>32435353
and did you get your letter?

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Here's the unwrapped picture of what I got. I didn't get to the response post TN Anon, but I'll think of you every time i hit an uppity negro over the head.

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My guy had a sense of humor.

>tfw this knife hits way too close to home.

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>>32440324
This one?

Merry Christmas /k/

I think I've been grinches but regardless it's been a good day

I love you boys

>>32439935
sorry anon I'm a poor college student and was doing what I could :(

>>32439935
There should also be a sticker in the wallet!

>>32440382
No i did not get any boxes

Travis told me that he hasn't gotten a reply from my Santa. So I might have been grinched. But I'm glad I got to see my target post his gift, while sounding like he enjoyed it. Zach, if you're in this thread, post the drawing of the passing Santa, I'm so funny and clever

>>32440601
>>32440613
Lol. You good, dude. Thanks for the stuff

>>32440675
Pissing*

>>32440675
There's been more than a few Secret Santas that never emailed me back but still sent their targets gifts, so there's still hope.

>>32440736
Yeah I still have hope. But even if I get nothing, I'll be happy with knowing that I gave the only gift I could afford this year to a fellow comrade. I'm so glad I'm hasguns now, and it was all due to /k/. I love you guys

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Leaf bro you better ctrl+f your name and find this! Here is where the excitement started!

>>32440382
No I didn't, what was in the letter?

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>>32440953
You figured out my real name!

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>>32440979
My dick is diamonds already!

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>>32440989
Oh no I better put this on quick!

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>>32441005
Haha fucking saved Christmas from the Juden (I feel like this is child sized lol)

Supposedly like 200+ people entered, the entry deadline was like December 1st or some shit, and still people are mailing shit out late and/or just completely not gifting at all.
Only like 30 people actually posted gifts, and there's people bitching about either getting cheaped out or altogether grinched.

This whole Secret Santa thing worked out so much better before Johnson blew it apart and made it into a free gift gamble at other people's expense.

Thanks Johnson! Glad you got your gift this year when your whole lack of giving a shit last year bred this mentality!

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>>32441020
I'm fappin to this later :^

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>>32441040
Such a sick haul. I'm ready to tactically drop these shotgun shell knives all over the local playgrounds and to wear my wonderful AK shirt in public with the pussy deflector you gave me. Everything about these presents is amazing. Domo arigato senpai~ <3. I'm gonna send you an email soon hopefully that's a real email address lol

>>32441030
I'm sure everyones priority today was to shitpost on their favourite tibetan basket weaving pictogram exchange and not spend time with their family.

>>32441069
Fucken gookmoot has ruined 4chan

>>32440601
Should have signed up for a lower bracket so you wouldn't leech off of someone who could put in more.

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>>32441081
God damnit.

>>32441030
not to be edgy, but /k/ has always attracted some of the dumbest motherfuckers on 4chan. it's gotten worse recently with all the reddit transplants that feel it necessary to answer the absolute dumbest questions, which only attracts more retards to the board because they feel at home.

here's an anecdote: i believe i was the first person on /k/, and possibly first person on 4chan, to sell patches. it was a small run of 100 patches of polish space marines. the instructions to buy were pretty clear. email me how many you want and where to ship them, i tell you what paypal email to send money to and how much, and after i get the cash i send you the patches. the vast majority of the sales went through fine, but there was a handful of people that didn't know what town they lived in, or send the wrong amount of money, or sent me money without contacting me at all.

it was only 100 patches, and most of the sales went fine, but i was completely turned off from trying to do anything like that ever again.

>>32441093
Pizza delivery fag here. You'd be amazed how many people don't know where they live, and how many don't know how to count.

>>32441030
While I think many of your complaints are just falling for Johnson's bait, I do believe that there should be a strict cutoff date for shipping stuff out. It's sad to see stuff being shipped the day before Christmas when everyone had nearly 3 weeks to prepare and ship.

I would almost say that if it isn't out at least a week before Christmas, consider the sender a grinch and apply the burn heal/redirect as needed.

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>>32441090
Oops almost forgot my pubes and leaf!

>>32441030
>>32441093
>>32441104
Mates, relax. We had about 230 participants and I've already gotten confirmation emails from 197 of them. The cuttof for burn notices isn't even until January 1st.

Plus we hit image limit on 5 threads in a single day, that was a HELL of a lot more than 30 people posting their gifts.

>>32441175
What about those of us who got shitty gifts like a knife and wallet?

>>32441080
You're here. Maybe I'm arguing for the fat pathetic neckbeards like yourself who have nothing outside this event.
There's a whole lot more people posting confusion and asking if anyone targeted them than there are people asking if they recieved gifts.

Those people not posting shit, odds are against them that tyey sent anything to begin with considering the current turnout.
Defend normies all you want, but if you're here on Christmas without a gift, you're the victim here.

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>>32439485
Finally, my unboxing! Behold my spoils.

>>32441189
Toughen up, and don't join in next year?

I mean, some of us haven't gotten our stuff yet at all, and you are complaining you got free stuff?

I don't want to hear you say "B-but I payed for the stuff!", because you didn't pay for what was sent to you, only the gifts to others out of the goodwill of being a se/k/ret santa.

>>32441189
What price bracket were you in?

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Holy fuck guys

Stop acting like children. The fun is in giving gifts. If you don't have the money or self-respect to work on an expensive gift without necessarily getting something equivalent in return then get the fuck over yourself

Christ. People just see these things as an opportunity to get more shit nowadays rather than have fun giving. Literal childish behavior.

And here's where the threads turn to shit.

>>32441209
Lmao mad and autistic is truly a halarious combination

>>32441221
>Deus vult

Hot damn, nice.

>>32441093
I remember that patch! I bought two. You convinced me to go a patch run for /m/ and thankfully I did not have the same issues.

>>32441209
I was asking to find out updates, I got updates.

I sent a gift to my target and someone has sent a gift to me, neither have arrived yet due to AUSPOST being lazy cunts, but I know that we will both receive our gifts.

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>>32441221
>>32441252
Yeah, totally awesome. I couldn't stop chuckling when I saw the inscription. To my secret sniper: thanks for the lulz!

>>32441225
I don't think you know how secret Santa works.

>>32441189
Actual knife and wallet receiver anon here; just pointing out that this dude is a different anon than me.

>>32441238
Ikr, all this "waaah, i wasmin the $50 bracket and got a dollar tree set of towe'll with tge price tag on them" posts are awful. Imo you should enter a gift exchange with not only the expectation. But the hope that you will not get something equivalent to your tier in return.

>>32441327
>But the hope that you will not get something equivalent to your tier in return.
Then why have tiers? Your "logic" is nothing short of idiotic.

>>32441314
>spend x, believing you will receive exactly x
There's where you are wrong.

I could send someone the most awesome gift ever, and receive a pile of junk that's worth the same amount. Is my secret santa bad? Maybe, but that's subjective. You are literally playing the lottery, where the odds are actually decently high.

But that's all they are. Odds. Not guarantees, just a chance that you will get something equal or better in return. The whole idea of the system is that you are exchanging what you think is good with someone else who may send you what THEY think is good.

God, you people should just be happy with the memories period.

>>32441323
So you want to point out that you're NOT dissapointed with the gift, when you already bitched about it in this thread.
Is it because your gifter spoke up and you know he's watching now?

Really think about it. How often are you going to use a used meme wallet and a shit knife? You got fucked, bro. You said it in your first post, there are price brackets for a reason.

>>32441343
Still not sure if you know what entails a gift exchange, are you just angry because you sent garbage to your target and he didn't post it saying how grateful he was for the knowledge you thought of his existence?

>>32441339
Dude, it's all about the giving. If you don't like what you got, don't enter next year's.

>>32441343
>I could send someone the most awesome gift ever, and receive a pile of junk that's worth the same amount.
The only way that would be possible is if you are in a high tier and buy one quality gift, and someone sends you a bunch of shitty trinkets.

That begs the question: if you have $50 why would you buy a bunch of shit instead of one or two quality gifts? Because you didn't buy them. You grabbed a bunch of shit you had on hand and sent it out.

>>32441367
Of it was about the giving it would be called charity instead of an exchange.

>>32441343
EXACTLY WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING.
This guy gets it. It's all about the fun times and just giving a fellow /k/ommando a sweet gift.
You really shouldn't even expect to get anything in return. That's not the purpose here.

>>32441367
That didn't answer the question. Why have tiers then?

>>32441386
>You really shouldn't even expect to get anything in return. That's not the purpose here.

Holy shit are you serious?

>>32441379
I don't know, I didn't do anything like what is being described.

But the bitching and moaning isn't really cool at all, sending an email to Creep and trying to sort it out that way would be the best idea.

I still stand by my answer, though.

>>32441387
Some people have endless amounts of money to throw away, while others have to be more measured in their expenditures? I think you are just fishing for gotcha questions at this point.

Because if you've ever been to a casino, you would know that if you go for the high-roller tables, your payouts are going to obviously be higher than the nickel slot machines?

There is still a chance that you could get jack shit on the high roller table, but win a million bucks on one of those shitty slot machines. It's all the luck of the draw.

>>32441398
Spoken like a true poorfag. Don't fucking get yourself involved in the Secret Santa if you can't afford to lose out.
It has NEVER been about what you can get out of it other than some good memories.
You probably sent your target trash.

>>32441411
Spoken like someone who sent his target trash and expected him to cherish the memories of being acknowledged by a perfect specimen of humanity.

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Guys, if you're upset with your gift enough to post in this thread, email me. If you have the energy to post but not to contact me then you're looking for attention, not a solution.

I've giving you the options and resources to resolve your issues.

>>32441407
So why not stay in the tier that you can afford instead of signing up above what you can afford and then disappointing someone that actually spent the amount he agreed to spend?

That's a shitty thing to do, and people that have it done to them have every right to bitch about it.

>>32441433
If it's trash but you deem it worthy what's the use? I'd rather stay here and have an open discussion than send an email and get ignored by you after two weeks.

>>32441433
I'm perfectly happy with what I got, because I'm not fucking full of myself. I entered KNOWING I may not be happy with the results, and I'll take what I get like a fucking adult.
Faggots like >>32441430 can't seem to just let go and enjoy the holiday.

>>32441443
You cannot be this stupid. The tier you signed up for was for your target. The gift you get could literally be some twice shot brass in a zip lock baggie and that would be fine.

>>32441452
Hey, bro. When he tells you he'll get back to you, he will. Crimson's always been spot on with me.

>>32441463
You might want to double check how Secret Santa works because it's pretty obvious that you're an utter moron.

>>32441457
I'm a real piece of shut for signing up for the $20 tier and getting a greeting card and an animal patch, yeah I think I deserve the world obviously right?

>>32441237
Fuck you

>>32441430
Sorry whinefag but you're way wrong. Adults already buy what they want. Real people sign up to give cool shit to a stranger. What other people consider cool or worthwhile will be different from what you think. If you didn't know that going in you really should work on getting on government assistance for your autism.

>>32441485
For $20 that sounds about right. Patches are expensive, and it sounds like your guy put some thought into the greeting card, faggot.

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>>32441496
>>32441237

>>32441452
>>32441496
I really hope you guys have a better day than this one. I'm going to bed, if you want help with anything email me. Otherwise Merry Christmas and I'll see you mates around on the threads. Have a happy New year if I don't see you before then.

>>32441503
>Patches are $20
Are you just trying to rub it in that you give shifty gifts and others should accept what they get?

>>32441496
sounds like you signed up and then got buttmad you didnt get lucky and land bill gates or something.

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Merchant appreciation post.

Merry Christmas m8

>>32441503
>Patches are expensive
lmao

show me those $20 patches.

>>32441484
If you sign up for the 50+ bracket, it's kinda expected that you'll be matched with someone in the same bracket.
Instead I got a pmag (don't even own a fucking AR) and a copy of Shooting Times dated for August 2015.
It's fucking retarded logic like yours that makes people think it's okay to enter a price bracket above their limit.
"At least you got something" yeah right. I'd rather they didn't even bother.

>>32441534
>shill doesn't buy local /k/ patches

It's expensive but they are the highest quality, made of the finest French silks and German velcro bakcers.

>>32441543
Pretty sure you replied to the wrong guy, because I have the same reasoning as you. It's the guy I replied to that claims you shouldn't even expect anything back.

>>32441558
Quit whining and learn to accept that getting free shit doesn't mean you'll get a genuine M16.

>>32441534
It can cost like up to 15 dollars to have a patch shipped to you, then the card is like another 2 dollars. Shipping it all back to you is like 4 dollars and BAM--$21 dollars spent. And this is all without considering time/effert/gas.
Instead of bitching about what you got, why don't you explain how your gift better fit the criteria?

>>32441574
Too bad you couldn't get a free bullet, faggot.

>>32441584
>It can cost like up to 15 dollars to have a patch shipped to you, then the card is like another 2 dollars. Shipping it all back to you is like 4 dollars and BAM--$21 dollars spent. And this is all without considering time/effert/gas.
LMAO
M
A
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if you are that much of a jew don't even bother entering secret santa. you're literally the type of chucklefuck that ruins it for everyone.

>>32441587
>Can't even afford bullets

What are you doing participating in a just give to other people celebration?

>>32441558
Might have misunderstood your post.

This "at least you got something" bullshit is cancer.

>>32441288
Hey man glad u like it. Kind of pissed that the gas mask is "costume purpose only" when the add listed it as milsurp ....I feel jipped. Atleast thw dagger looks autistically sweet! sorry i didnt have time to send a real package.

>>32441595
No, YOU are the one who ruins it. We were all enjoying unboxing until you came in here bitching about stupid shit.
For $20 what the fuck did YOU send anon that was oh so fucking awesome? Go fucking fuck yourself.

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>>32433901
Glad you like it! I was thinking of grabbing an early aluminum waffle mag instead but the shop I saw it at had sold out. Such is life

Also, shout out to Bishop for organizing this and keeping tabs on it. Cheers friendo

>>32441620
Fuck off back to >>>/r/eddit, cretin. Take your idiotic posting style with you.

>>32441595
I think someone is just bitter that they didn't get exactly what they wanted.

You're not 12 anymore anon (I hope), mother and father don't get you everything on your list anymore.

Sometimes you get stuff that's completely different, but equally as enjoyable. Other times you get literal coal (past experience), but you don't pout like a little bitch, you just look forward to the new year.

That, or just go out and buy yourself what you wanted and stop pissing on everyone's parade.

I didn't get anything /k/ related for Christmas, but my Brother and his wife did prank me with /k/ stuff.

>Brother and his wife come over for Christmas today
>Pull out gifts from their SUV
>Mine is the biggest
>Immediately guess that it's an AR-15
>Present unwrapping commences a little later.
>Open my gift from them
>Box says Rugger AR 556
>Big goofy smile on my face.
>Open box
>It's full of books (to weigh it down) and one envelope.
>Christmas card and $20 is all I get.

We all shared at laugh.

>>32441666
You didn't even get the books?

>>32441662
that's rich coming from someone nickel and diming for their gas/time/shipping costs. i bet you dress as a vagrant on christmas to get free meals too.

Phil in GA if you're still around, I don't know if you saw, but your posts about the gift I sent made my night. Enjoy them well and merry Christmas!

>>32441675
no. But I'm going to get him next year, somehow.

>>32441660
And you still don't own up to whatever shitty gift, if any, you sent. I think I win this disagreement.

>>32441683
>"Hon hon hon, I have money! Look at me, I'm so superior! You all are plebs who should use their life savings to give me another private jet!"

This is how you sound right now.

>>32441758
Nuh uh, I declare myself the winner so there.

Christmas always brings out the best in people.
Maybe you stupid fucks won't trust other broke anonymous parasites now.

>>32441768
I'm seriously doubting you even joined the secret santa.

>>32441766
nice strawman, gayboy.

>>32435615
Sorry just got the chance to go through the threads.

Glad you like them, sorry 'bout your doggo though.

>>32440958
it should arrive in a few days then, it had more or less the same things as the other post i replied to.

>>32441776
I know I sure as hell won't.

>>32441837
The fact that you trusted this year's after the Johnson fuckup last year says you're still retarded.

>>32441851
Wasn't here for last year's debacle, stuck to /co/ for Christmas stuff, also heard that someone else was handling things.

>>32441876
>/co/
That explains a lot.

>>32441093
You clearly don't venture outside of /k/ much. /x/, /co/, and /o/ have /k/ beat by a long shot. Even /lit/ is borderline retarded these days.

>>32441101
>pizza delivery
Oh god that brings about some old memories of when I was 19

Fuck dominoes

Fuck it with a spoon

>>32441897
Ikr, true plebian, not like us learned oldfags of /k/ the superior master board of 4chan, second only to /pol/ in exquisite scrumptious posts. Tis a shame these newfags are befouling my board really, I'd rather have a new thread on the deagle brand deagle like a sir of patrician taste. But we continue these pagan coop by xians, threads.

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Reposting in case my santa didn't see it this morning, thanks again man

>>32441930
Quite so, quite so. Hopefully when this wintersummerfaggotry ends we can go back to having civilized weapons discussions again

>>32441933
I don't even have any doujin or porn type books, but HOLEY FUCK am I jelly of that book. Where can I pick one up for research purposes?

>>32441905
Dude, /x/ really went downhill. I remember being a regular over there like 6 years ago, and thinking the creepypastas were getting kinda weak--fast forward a few week ago, I check in for some spooks, and end up reading the entirety of the NES Godzilla story.

I don't have words to explain how stupid it was and how much I regret having wasted the time on it. And then to read reviews???
People actually not only think it's "100000/10" pasta, but some really special idiots believe it's real. God damn /x/ has fallen hard.

>>32441973
I reat that pasta, was it longer than two paragraphs? It was bad and completely unbelievable but it wasn't like it took more than 5 minutes to rea, unless there was more added after the guy describes it existing, what goes on in it, and nobody having any proof of its existence besides his memory of forgetting the code.

>>32441973
Didn't there use to be numbers station and UFP watching threads?

>>32441925
Until I pass the NREMT, my ass will be delivering pizzas to the most ghetto people that exist. Thank God I don't work for dominhoes. I've heard horror stories of that place. Two of our drivers worked for them, and only one of them is a decent employee.

>>32441992
Mostly when something would happen, but I've noticed that a lot of numbers station watching has ended up being over here the past couples times something interesting habbened.

>>32441933
Probably looking for the title on the panda or any other doujin places would help.

I can't give you the full title or link because I'm at work... Thank god for phoneposting, otherwise I would of been fired long ago.

>>32442009
Man I worked a 10 hour shift when I was only scheduled for 2 then I voluntarily took 4 more then got forced to take another 4

I left at 4 in the morning, and my paycheck was only $97. I was so pissed I started prank ordering there daily. Give me a break I was 19.

>>32442040
Holy shit dude. They fucked you hard on that shit.

I've worked 12 days in a row, but it never counted as double time because it was at two of our parlors. I get two different paychecks becuase of it, but only one pay stub. Pizza parlors are dirty fucking businesses man, doesn't matter what brand.

>>32441991
Messed up, I read about some guy telling people it was true, the real thing is long as hell.

>>32442072
Im just glad I at least have 3 or 4 months of work experience under my belt, an arcade opened up recently, and it's doing well for itself despite being an arcade in the 2010s, I'm going to apply once next semesters up. Here's to hoping it's decent.

But back to what I was saying. I actually did the prank orders with the names of dictators. You'd think they would have caught on when Josip Broz Tito orders 4 large supreme and never picks up. I was a spiteful asshole after that point.

>>32442101
At least your first work experience isn't McDonald's. The food you had was edible in comparison.

And the phone staff have no fucking clue about anything. Shit. They wouldn't know who Tito was. They can barely figure out where exactly we deliver to, much less figure out if an order is a prank.

One of the parlors I work at, everyone hates the manager, so everyone is spiteful as fuck. Nothing is ever stocked or cleaned. No one gives a fuck. Pizzas get made wrong a lot. Stuff like that. Said wrong pizzas disappear in weird ways. Along with a lot of other shit.

I like your idea. They won't know who Himmler is...

Checking again, anyone shipped to Tulsa, Oklahoma?

>>32442101
I used to work at an arcade. It was easy work and I worked with qts.

>>32442145
Shut up, if you get something grear, if not at least you sent something to someone. Isn't that what this holiday is all about? Giving?

>>32442154
Well I sent in a fairly giving price range, you can't tell someone to shut their fucking mouth because they're expecting reciprocity. Eat shit, I've done my charity this year.

>>32442154
>t. Grinch who was meant to send to Tulsa Oklahoma.

>>32442167
Sure hope not.

>>32442139
What's worse is they take tips of your paycheck, and I think that they don't do this until you work with them for awhile.

First day I took 14 orders and ended the day with $60 in tips, all the tips were between $1-$5.

I take 17 orders a week before quitting and come home with $30 in tips, and all the tips were between $2-$5

It was bs, and they wonder why can't keep drivers

>>32442179
>>32442139
Also its about 60-75% ish gets taken off from tips, on top of only $4/hour on road.

>>32441991
The one I read, along with reviews is on some creepypasta wiki. Shit took me a few hours to read over an 8 hour watch--so my time was being wasted regardless of what I was reading.
It was just so stupid, and reviewers thought it was the bees knees. I'm sure it was if the reviewer is comparing it to Jeff the Killer.
For the longest time I thought Jeff the Killer was satire.

>>32442179
>>32442185
That's one of the reasons those two drivers came over to us. We keep all of our tips, thankfully. Still though, on one side of town, no one tips. It's the ghetto.

Glad you're out of that shithole anon. I'm beginning to wonder if pizza delivery is on par with McDonald's, or worse.

>>32442162
Don't worry about it. Creeps has everyone covered in case people grinch eachother.

>>32442196
Yeah pizza delivery sucks, my store got assigned to the historic district, the 'old rich grandparents who only order pizza once a year',and the projects part of town.

Man do I have stories about the projects.

Also fuck assholes who only tip a dime

>>32442196
I fucking hate out tip sustem in the US so much. It's severely bullshit that I should tip some faggot that's just doing his job.

I do tip, though--because as much as a vocal bitch I am about it, I know it's not the kid who's serving me shit's fault the system is broken. I usually tip %30 on anything I do that requires tipping, unless it seems like they went out of their way to give me REALLY shitty service.

>>32442220
>>32442233
My main parlor is assigned to the actual middle class part of town. The whites there tip, but no one else does. Major white flight there though, so tips are going down, and so are the customers. My other parlor is in the literal ghetto. It's so bad that I'm finally gonna start carrying on the job, even though we're not supposed to. Our company has a policy of no self defense, which is utter bullshit. That store has been robbed at gunpoint before, and I deliver to the parts of town that the cops won't go to unless swat is rolling in.

The fucking tip system is good because the minimum wage system is fucked up. If we had kept it to where it kept up with inflation, the tip system would then be unnecessary. Granted, we're using our own vehicles, so tips should be given. The whole system isn't broken, it's fucked, and will fuck us all over soon. For pizzas and restaurants, I give $5, unless someone majorly fucks up.

>>32442273
Luckily every now and then you'll meet a nice person in the ghetto, granted they're old black women. But they exisy, they're just too rare

>>32442288
It's never the old black woman here. They're the greedy mother fuckers. It's the occasional white washed mexican that believes in pulling yourself up by your bootstraps like whites do. Blacks here are ghetto as fuck, save for exactly one family I know of. And they never order.

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Repostan so my santa can see it... You cheeky cunt, I've been looking at lowers all day because of you.

>>32442307
It just sucks all around, especially since I live in a college town and didn't get the store catering to college students.

Fuckers at that parlor were pulling $100 a night. I shit you not.

>>32442328
Seriously? When I lived in the dorms, I was literally the only person tipping delivery drivers. No one on campus ever tipped, and you could tell that the drivers didn't want to be there. You must be in a better city than I was.

I miss pulling $100/night. Those were the days...

Ausfag here, how much do delivered pizzas cost in Murika?
They tend to cost about $30 for three, with a drink and a side here.
The price goes up or down depending on if it's a family owned shop or a chain, but that's generally what I pay.

>>32442391
$20-30 is about right here, too. But I don't ever do delivery anyway, I just pick it up because it's literally down the street from me. No sense paying for that.

Man fuck secret santa. I sent my package out and it arrived the 15th according to tracking. I recieved nothing, and my target didn't even bother to post. I spent well above my bracket, and added all the cool /k/ memes and drawings in hopes I'd get some sort of a "thanks" and I'm let with absolutely nothing to show for it.
I'd love a shitty used wallet and a shitty knife, even though I dropped over $80 on this stupid event. At least then I'd know someone noticed I participated. This is fucking stupid and I don't know why i even joined.

>>32442442
The. Point. Was. To. Give. To. Others. When you join a secret Santa exchange you're not supposed to get anything, you just give, haven't you read the threads?

>>32442391
Depends. Most people here usually order one pizza from us, so it's around $15. Pizza, drink, and side, that runs around $25. The delivery charge is included in both.

>>32442454
And then you have to tip on top of that?
Jesus christ.

Our pizzaboys get paid at least $15 an hour, plus KM allowance and we don't have to tip them.

>>32442442
Contact. Creep.

He will help you find stuff, and see if your target got his stuff successfully as well.

Don't bitch, be proactive.

>>32442461
Our pizza boys get $10/hr, but that's minimum wage here. We get $1/delivery, plus whatever the tip is. No mileage allowance, just a flat $1/delivery, whether it's 1/2 mile away or 20.

>>32442451
So just enjoy getting nothing out of this? I could have saved $80 and not participated. Instead i felt like sharing the wealth with some reclusive stranger, and he doesn't even post a thanks.
Meanwhile I get fucking shafted on my giver's end and get nothing.
This secret Santa thing stinks of a scam. I'm out 80 bucks and get told by little bitches like you that "this is how it's supposed to work."

>>32442486
Get like three patches off his website weeks or even months from now as a consolation prize. No thanks. It's fucking stupid and I'm done with this secret santa bullshit.

>>32442517
I find it seriously fucking hard to believe your boss will allow a 20 mile away deliver.

>>32442518
> wash eaah, my Santa wasn't Bill Gates and didn't send my a mountain of milsurp

Maybe come back when you learn the holiday is about giving and not receiving double what you paid.

>>32442520
20 mile round trip I should say. But yes, we do that. It sucks. The county jail is 10 miles away from the parlor, and we go there.

The other parlor I work at, the boss is so stupid that he has actually sent our drivers on 40 mile round trips, and then refused to give them extra mileage for the trip. No one likes him, obviously.

>>32442526
I paid $80, well above my bracket, and recieved NOTHING. If I only recieved a fucking card saying "sorry bro" that would have been more worth while.
I'm not bitching that I got cheapskated, I'm bitching that so many people are getting outright ripped off. I understand some people sign up for a bigger bracket they can jandle with the best of intentions, but just outright ditching all responsibility is pathetic--and the ones not posting unboxings are not far behind. Fuck that guy.
I'd just settle for him posting a picture of the box and saying "ya, got the stuff, it's awesome" but he's just said fuck this shit when it arrived fucking 10 daus ago.

>>32442542
Just be glad the thing you sent out made it where it was going. Your Santa doesn't have to send you anyrhing, doy

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What I got (from the first thread)
1/2

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>>32442565
2/2
Thanks norgebro, you know how to please à frenchfag

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>>32442518
Good bye, then.

Don't let the door hit you on the ass on your way out.

>>32442557
That LITERALLY is the opposite of what this was all about. WHAT THE FUCK???
Or someone please correct me--di I sign up for a charity? Was sending shit out entirely optional? I'm fucking lost now.

Is this as crazy a scheme as it's startijg out to sound?

Eire bro, thank you very much for the light and the extra chocolates! I also really appreciate the note written in French.
Merry late /k/ristmas!

Aabyhoej bro, how do you like your gifts? Have I missed your unboxing?

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>>32442653
>filesize too large

>>32442644
Uh, durr? Secret snta is about being Ana and just sending out gifts YOU FUCKIN STUPID BITCH LOSER, your Santa didn't have to end you nythig, hats how an exchange works, you give and don't get a gift of equal value if you get anythig back at all.

>>32442687
This stupid bullshit should be more clear next year. I entered thinkikg we'd all send eachotuer similarly equal valued gifts. Didn't realize it was just signing up to pay for people's wishlists. That's just pointless.

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Posting my loot. The package came from Finland! I really like the box.

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>>32442901

>>32442162
There are several trolls in this thread that aren't involved with sekretsanta. dont worry about that troll. I or someone else will step up and take care of you. Merry Christmas anon

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>>32442910

>>32439542
https://desuarchive.org/k/thread/32435710/#q32435779
already did, thanks for the stuff ya negro.

>>32440373
you look good m8, wouldsmash/10

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>>32442917
Thank you Anon, I wonder if you're the same guy whom I sent gifts last year.

>>32442925
>>32442917
>>32442910
>>32442905
I'm glad you like it! I didn't participate last year, though.

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>>32442653
I love the gifts!

Here's the package i received.

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>>32443078
The box contained a milsurp bag stuffed with goodies.

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>>32443080

>>32442921
Nice have a merry Christmas from your secret Negro!

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>>32443088
Stupid auto-orientate.

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>>32443094
And with regards to demands for full body pictures, i fear my Santa was refering to pic related.

>>32443097
I'll take a pic later tonight, when I'm considerably more drunk.

>people claimed to send dragon dildos
>Only one confirmed dragon dildo

>>32443435
My target never posted his unboxing.
I know for a fact he got it.

:'(

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Reposting from first thread.
Thanks SC Bro I love my stuff.

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>>32442905
I also sent them to my target ! :3
Indobro, I apologize for the repost from 1st thread

>>32440953
>>32440979
>>32440989
>>32441005
>>32441020
>>32441069
>>32441040
>>32441090
>>32441140

Homie I'm glad you like it
Just so you know, it's not child-sized, it's me-sized ;-;
you're wearing my old uniform

I dont care about what i received, i iust want my target to post his gifts!

I've been lurking for awhile but never posted. I've always wanted to get in on this but I don't understand how to go about doing it. Is there an infograph? How do you get matched up with other anons?

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>>32443851
You just fill in the Google form or send CrimsonCaravanMerchant an e-mail with your address, price bracket and wishlist. He matches you with another anon, sends you an e-mail with his address and wishlist. You send your target gifts and you receive gifts.

>>32443936
p30sk?

>>32443936
Thank you sir

Phil in GA, I'm floored you loved your gift! Reading you open it was a highlight of the day for me. May they treat you well.

Hope the canteen isn't too funky. Tried washing it out.

>>32443936
Dat wooden P-38!

>>32441662

R/spacing

>>32441817
Well I can't wait to get it!

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>>32443936
I don't know why but her hair just turned me on.

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>>32441175
>Mates, relax. We had about 230 participants and I've already gotten confirmation emails from 197 of them. The cutt off for burn notices isn't even until January 1st.
87.7% of anons received their packages on time? This is nothing short of mind blowing all things considered, not even taking how many will receive packages in the next few days or problems with customs in fucked up places like Australia (J/K, mostly).
It won't be hardto prove exactly who got grinched and anons have already said they would be happy to step up and provide gifts expecting nothing in return so I doubt anyone is going to get burnt this time.
Having watched how shit goes with providing nice things to others on 4chan I can say for a fact it's getting better all the time and this years SS went entirely better than any one could imagine, I mean 87.7% receive on time? This speaks to the character of the board and in my mind also proves there are a tiny number of trolls who post a massive amount of angry impotent shit..

Of course we have the basement dwelling neckbeards trolling out of their seething hatred of other people getting/doing nice things IRL cause basement dwelling is like living in Mordor.

I doubt the trolls talking about cheap gifts are even the ones who received said gifts AND as a matter of fact if anyone complains about a gift with out a pic with a fucking time stamp of said pic is a fucking liar.

@CreepFinder, well fucking done Captain. Pic related

>Plus we hit image limit on 5 threads in a single day, that was a HELL of a lot more than 30 people posting their gifts.

MODS should have stickied the first thread, maybe if a few of us get a thread going in /qa/ a day or so before the New Years unboxing thread they will.

Rar! I know you got your gift Thursday, post that bad dragon gift bag!

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>>32443706
I love it man. You're the best <3

>>32443706
Sorry about the tiny pants ;)

>>32440953
Richland WA 99354 in the house!

>>32442542
>I'm bitching that so many people are getting outright ripped off.
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA faggot

>>32442909
>There are several trolls in this thread that aren't involved with sekretsanta.
More like one troll and I think he is trying to mimic the way I post. Pretty sure is a popular tripfaggot who may have had his trip banned recently. He made posts pretending to be me a bunch of times. What a fucking loser.
God damn it MODS give us IDs for a few months. All this shit would stop.

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>>32441817
I got it! Truly one of my best gifts this year!

>>32444721
Woo! You wanna play warhammer at adventures underground with me?

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>>32442653
Happy now, you freak?

Merry /k/ristmas, you fucks. May your rifles never misfeed, your ammo be cheap, and may you never get grinched.

>>32445105
>>yourmovemisterlawman.jpg

>>32445105
Also, couldn't find a way to get a decent back-shot. Ya'll just have to do without.

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>tfw target got /k/arepackage
>absolutly loved it

im at a point where i almost dont care if i get my SS gift. i did a good thing. operate on cole operate on.

>>32442653
>>32442666
Eire Anon here, I am just glad you got it and enjoy it and i have a big ol' smile on me face now.

Merry Christmas to you too x

>>32442696
you're right, the other guy is wrong. you should've received items at least what the price bracket you signed up for was.

I'm still making my package as they're homemade and I've alerted crimson of this.

>target still hasn't opened his
Sad

>>32445404
A bunch didn't document

>>32444366
This, and the previous thread were the only unboxing threads and a lot of people posted their unboxings in both threads.
We did not hit the image limit of 5 threads.

I'm not participating in the Santa event, but enjoy lurking and seeing the cool stuff people shared with eachother, so I am all for this year being a success. However, you don't need to lie to get your point across. It undermines the entire message when it's such a blatant lie.

>>32445469
We hit the image limit on three threads and people posted multiple pics of their gifts, separating out what they got so it looked like a lot of people got a lot of gifts instead of a few people getting good gifts and others getting garbage like used knives, books, and patches that their Santa had lying around.

>>32445469
>you don't need to lie to get your point across. It undermines the entire message when it's such a blatant lie.
What lie exactly troll?
Looks to me like se/k/ret santa was a complete success, even the trolls had some fun making up their usual bullshit about how awful everything is from their mommies basement

>>32445105
rawrgh

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>>32442687
While I agree that the greater point of it is to give rather than to receive, I disagree that you shouldn't expect them to send a gift. You can't say that grinching someone is a bad thing to do and then turn around and say the person that got grinched shouldn't expect anything at all. That's straight up doublethink.

>>32445105
Aw yiss, you did it! I must say I am a bit disappointed with the lack of back shot, this is the fun part with thongs.
Anyway, I am happy you like your gifts.
As promised: the backpack is a French para pack from the eighties (at least it was sold to me as such), mask is Russian GP-5 with matching satchel and antifogging lenses, filter is Swiss (can't remember the model, it should be written on the box), gaiters are also Swiss.

>>32445320
I tried the torch tonight, it is small but definitely bright enough, thanks again!

>>32445469
>you don't need to lie to get your point across. >it's such a blatant lie.
Still waiting faggot, what lie?

Sure looks like a every ones happy. Many such cases. MSSGA

>>32441933
Hope you liked the hentai, wasn't sure what you're into. Next year someone is getting a furry book haha. https:/ /youtu.be/jwP7-VpYtp0

>>32443706
Hey mape seems like you made this guy's Christmas.
I'm hoping to get yours off before new years.

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>>32446741
hey bud, don't sweat it
honestly I'd have been happy af if I just got the first aid kit
but seriously thanks!
(now to go back to my fantasies of having a school shooting then saving the day, getting lots of pussy as a result)

>>32445073
I noticed that last night as well. Anyone that got burnt or felt under gifted should email me. I'll be assigning Burn Relief Santas on New Years day.

[email protected]

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>when you're trying to maintain moral for incoming package and outgoing post

>>32446788
Can a get another picture of you kit and what you are planning on loading in it?
As I was putting it together I was thinking about how. Wanted to make one too.

>>32446789
Can we have a burn wound specialest patch please? I want to be a special snowflake

Have you finish /out/ matches yet?

Thanks to the homie who sent me the nice ass buck knife and the nork flag and other items, I loved all of it :)

>>32446833
sure
Just give me a little bit
I've added a bit of stuff but I still need to go to the drug store to get more

>>32446464
I never said the event wasn't a success. Just that it undermines how well it went when you need to fluff the numbers of how many threads there were.
There was one thread previously, and now this thread which is still going. You guys did not hit image limits on 5 threads in one day.

It's better to be honest so that any individuals who might have actually gotten burned don't feel like the people supporting this event are trying to hide anything.

No need to get booty blasted. I already mentioned I wasn't a part of this event, but really enjoyed seeing people post what they recieved. I've got nothing to gain or lose by pointing out you were lying, just an observation that some people could infer some negative things from it.

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I've been traveling with the GF to see her family and don't have a laptop with me so I haven't been able to monitor these threads... but:

>north Little Rock AR anon, tracking shows you received your package, hope you liked it. There's another gift being made for you (I dun goofed and didn't read "6-8 weeks for construction"). What you have in the box I sent should be ~$100 worth including shipping, hope it tides you over until you get your main gift that totally isn't made of leather and is definitely not designed for your Jericho

>to the anon who was my santa, the Portland Oregon anon you sent your stuff to appreciates your gifts and will post them as soon as he gets home and opens the boxes

Best wishes to you all, fellow /k/ommandos

>>32447197
Contents included a couple ounces of silver, three books, a universal cleaning kit, and a kebab removal card. Lmk of you got it.

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>>32447123
>Just that it undermines how well it went
You mean the 87.7% of on time gifts from around 230 people from fucking 4chan...HAHAHAHA you dripping wet festering well of filth. Any sane person would call that fucking mind blowing. There just may be complete coverage by New Years day and though I doubt 100% of the targets will get their gifts it will be closer than anyone here would have ever expected.

We can have nice things and shitbirds like you matter less and less everyday.

>>32447463
I'm either being trolled, or you can't understand what I'm saying.

Either way, cool thread, guys. Glad it worked out for so many people. I may enter next year.

>>32446847
Maybe next year.

I'm at work till 8pm Pacific. I'll send out the parings tonight.

>>32447197
I got it man but comcast is fucking with me and I can't access like half the internet and won't let me upload pictures but loved everything you sent and can't wait to read the books when I'm at the beach. Also the Fuck you Japanese book is amazing.

>>32447538
Didn't you say it was a huge lie anon?
>>32447540
>I'm at work till 8pm Pacific. I'll send out the parings tonight.
So room for one more at /out/? what email?

>>32447596
[email protected]

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okay, here's how I've set everything up
first. notice the sheers on the outside

>>32446833

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>>32448155
in the outside pocket, I've got 2 pairs of gloves and band aids

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>>32448179
Here's how I've set up the inside
I put pins on the elastic band so they're secure and easily accessible

>>32448187
What all you got in there mate?

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>>32448187
we're gonna go left to right
there's some tape, wrapping and a small plastic sheet (for a pneumothorax)

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>>32448207
here is a light stick, a flashlight, tweezers, a nail clipper and wound packing gauze

>>32447579
Glad you got them! The book is Chinese btw... they use the weird Japanese "e" symbol on the cover but it's only because it's trendy in Hong Kong to do shit like that. Enjoy friend!

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then, here's an israeli bandage and celox

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>>32448242
>>32448223
finally, there's candles, matches, a tourniquet, an instruction card and more band aids

the tourniquet is a bit hard to access in the pocket behind the celox but I figured since I have the israeli bandage always on top of everything else, I figured it wouldn't be an issue

it's incomplete but I only put what I got in my gift plus what I had on hand at home
I'm gonna shop around soon to get more stuff
what I need most is disinfectant pads
I also want compressed gauze, general meds (insect bite and advil) and vaseline bandage to replace the plastic sheet as my go to for sucking chest wound
also, I'm gonna need a triangular bandage, butterfly bandages, a cpr mask and a bigger variety of band aids
if anyone can think of more stuff I should add let me know!

>>32448292
almost forgot
I have a bic razor in there too!

>>32448292
Shit man you seem to know your stuff. I'm excited for you. I figured that it would be easier to let you get the consumable items like alcohol wipes and stuff and I would try to focus on the big things.
I'm excited for you homie.

>>32446789
So what did you end up doing with all the people that got burned last year?

Joshua in IN, dont worry. Your gift will get there eventually. I just gotta throw in some more stuff then it will be ready to send.

>>32448663
desu man I feel like I don't know jack
I go to first aid classes sometimes (I need to renew my certification though) and I watch skinnymedic vids but when it comes down to it I feel like a retard
I still really enjoy first aid shit though so it's always lots of fun!

>>32448748
We gave them you moms cell number, everything turned out fine. Satisfied anons everywhere.
Maybe add some bulk fiber to your diet... get rid of some of that hate you have built up basementbro.

>>32448748
considering creep didnt run it last year, why should he do anything?

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>>32449159
Anon ( >>32448748 ) just wants to shit on nice things. We should petition /qa/ for IDs and then the two or three of these hyper trolling motherfuckers will have to stop posting dozens and dozens of times in every thread that is about nice things for the board. The same two or three that troll the Ivan's store threads , I don;t even remember the name of their site and are the same ones that troll the NuggetFest threads endlessly and are the same ones who trolled the /k/ radio fags half to death. You notice the BRG are never trolled the fuck out, never. You ever notice that the threads about rifles that eat 7.62x54r were never trolled the fuck out, never. Funny how those threads never got 50 or 70 completely hostile and even threatening shitposts. Not hard to figure out anon.

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Good fuckin shit man. Two Galil mags, a little kershaw knife (my new edc), a sweet patch and what appears to be some sort of striped face mask. Thank you for the gift and sorry I didn't get around to posting pictures earlier. You know how life can be sometimes.

Merry christmas you guys.

>tfw spent more than my bracket but still feel like it wasn't enough

Well I hope my anon enjoys his gifts regardless. He still hasn't posted an unboxing.

>>32443596
Glad you liked it man!

Hey Nay bro, hope you liked my gift, I don't know black guns all too well, so I did a ton of reaserch on what would be good

Can't wait to see what I get!!!

To the anon that got my Robert C in Orlando, FL. I got your gift today, forgot I used my dads address so I'll open it for the New Years late thread :)

>>32443596
Where can I get the pepe totenkopf?

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>>32448292
>if anyone can think of more stuff I should add let me know!

Nasopharyngeal Airway. Stopping blood flow to a wound is great and all, but they'll die quicker if they can't breath.

>>32449491
Pretty darned good, I say.
Are those side-ties? Those just get me rock hard.

>>32448748
Good question.
Johnson handed the Secret Santa over to Crimson before the event ended, so what DID happen to the people who got burnt last year?

Every time someone asks people basically tell them to just shut up, but it seems like pertinent info.

>>32449533
PK?

Oi! Deutschbro - did you get your package?
The tracking just updated saying delivered?

Hopefully it wasn't taken by a peaceful refugee.

>>32442574
Is that a Famas ?

>>32440382
Glad you liked everything. Does the game I sent you work? I was worried about it getting fucked up in transit.
>p.s. love the patches you sent many keks about the envelope

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Thank you anon Santa. I may have not included everything because of an almost autistic need to put things away as soon as i get them but I think i rounded it all up.

>>32451884
Come on LL, let me know.

>>32449491
haha i spray painted dicks on ur mag get rekt #alphagreen

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>>32450719
>Every time someone asks people basically tell them to just shut up, but it seems like pertinent info.
This isn't a Secret Santa like at work or with family where the possibility of shame forces most scumbags to be honest, this is 4chan and we all know how degenerate some of our brothers are here.
How the fuck can it be the personal responsibility of the guy pairing people up if a scumbag joined for free swag knowing he was going to fuck his target? This specific Secret Santa is an "honor system" and some of us have no fucking honor.
All you are doing is trying to humiliate Johnson who tried to do something nice for us and got in over his head. He didn't steal from us, the honor less fucks did.
CreepFinder has some checks and balances in place this time so he will know to a fair degree who didn't ship to a target and he will be able to make things right, so get over it troll.
Several anons have already said they would be happy to cover anyone who got grinched so just STFU already and find another thread to troll...better yet go to /pol/ and post cuck porn or pro Israel bait. That will get some jimmies rustling and brighten your day.
>>32452017
That my friend is obviously a died parrot.
>>32452768
No you didn't. Sending that gift would have required you leaving the basement and the comfort of mommies hotpockets and never ending supply of diet mountain dew...and we all know you are to afraid of IRL to risk that neckbeard.

New thread:
>>32452960

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I wonder if the anons who received but didn't ship are breaking some postal regulation or something. There is an implied contract when asking to be matched and implied contracts have weight in American courts.

>>32452961
Some people may not have signed up if the guy running the show didn't convince them he had a backup plan for burn victims.
People saying they'll help out is great and all, but it's just words at this point. It'd be nice to know what actions were taken last year and how this year is different.

God forbid anyone have a concern about the workings of something they invested money into. It's entirely reasonable to ask these questions, and awful suspect that whenever anyone asks they get a bandwagon of faggots jumping down their throat telling them to STFU TROLLZ.
If there was a legitimate effort to help the burn victims last year, it would go to reason that someone would speak up and explain how Crimson handled it after Johnson turned it over to Crimson.

I remember 2 threads back someone posting screens of their emails showing their communication with Johnson over getting burned, and Johnson admitting the guy was legit. The guy didn't mention if his situation was corrected, though.
Some light on this subject would be appreciated.

>>32450480
PKPatchworks.com. It'll probably be another week or two before the restock comes in.

>>32451355
Checked. But yessir, that's me.

>>32452086
I believe that's all of it, did you like the bayonet? Was it able to be cleaned up?

>>32453554
I got the bayo cleaned but it still smells like communism.

>>32453631
The Ballistol wipe might help with that haha